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== Short Description ==
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{{Archive top|status=Done |result=No oppose. [[User:ExclusiveEditor|<span style="background:Orange;color:White;padding:2px;">Exclusive</span><span style="background:black; color:White; padding:2px;">Editor</span>]] [[User talk:ExclusiveEditor|<sub>Notify Me!</sub>]] 17:48, 6 April 2024 (UTC)}}
Let's shake it up a little.
Change Short description: '''Country in Asia''' to''' Country in South Asia'''. <br>
Reason: Current short description says ''''<s>Country in Asia</s>''''(changed to Country in South Asia), while other countries in Asia have more regional short description (example: China(Country in '''East '''Asia), Pakistan(Country in '''South '''Asia) Japan(Island country in '''East '''Asia), Bangladesh(Country in '''South '''Asia), Saudi Arabia(Country in the '''Middle East''') and even countries in other smaller continents: Germany(Country in '''Central '''Europe), France(Country in '''Western''' Europe), United Kingdom(Country in '''Northwestern '''Europe) etc. ) Regards, [[User:ExclusiveEditor|<span style="background:Orange;color:White;padding:2px;">Exclusive</span>]][[User:ExclusiveEditor|<span style="background:black; color:White; padding:2px;">Editor</span>]] [[User talk:ExclusiveEditor|<sub>Notify Me!</sub>]] 16:17, 1 March 2024 (UTC)


:'''Support''', because it is a more accurate and correct short description. [[User:InTheAstronomy32|InTheAstronomy32]] ([[User talk:InTheAstronomy32|talk]]) 22:55, 3 March 2024 (UTC)
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
:'''Note:''' The short description has been already changed. [[User:InTheAstronomy32|InTheAstronomy32]] ([[User talk:InTheAstronomy32|talk]]) 23:05, 3 March 2024 (UTC)
*'''Comment''' - Undid the change since it is under discussion. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 02:44, 5 March 2024 (UTC)


:* A week passed, two people supported and there was no opposition. I will change the short description.
Ooming!
:[[User:InTheAstronomy32|InTheAstronomy32]] ([[User talk:InTheAstronomy32|talk]]) 11:02, 9 March 2024 (UTC)
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== The caste system, which created a hierarchy of priests, warriors, and free peasants, but which excluded indigenous peoples by labelling their occupations impure, arose during this period ==
Hang on a second.
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Hello?


- Barry?
- Adam?


- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.


Are the only sources for this coming from 2 Germans who lived in the 20th century [[User:Jamesman666|Jamesman666]] ([[User talk:Jamesman666|talk]]) 03:19, 24 March 2024 (UTC)
Looking sharp.


:text removed. not factually correct, rather seems like personal opinion of Germans. Wondering, why they believed the priests & warriors were not the indigenous people in India. Their stupidity made me laugh though. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 11:40, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
Use the stairs. Your father
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paid good money for those.


== Request to remove pic "US president Barack Obama addresses the members of the Parliament of India in New Delhi in November 2010." ==
Sorry. I'm excited.


It is a very bad quality picture and the Parliament building too has changed. My suggestion is to refrain from adding non-Indian people in the India article, specially under its politics para. [[Special:Contributions/122.187.117.179|122.187.117.179]] ([[User talk:122.187.117.179|talk]]) 11:56, 29 March 2024 (UTC)
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.


:Updated the new parliament building. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 11:21, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
A perfect report card, all B's.


== "Bharat" must be added as the endonym. ==
Very proud.


The word "Bharat" must be added as the endonym in the lead sentence and the infobox WITHOUT changing the common name. Why is the hesitation? [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 11:37, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
Ma! I got a thing going here.
* In that case a discussion should be started about it. [[User_talk:Black Kite|Black Kite (talk)]] 11:44, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
*:It's strange that all the exonyms like Latin (India), Greek ( Ἰνδία), ancient Greek Indos ( Ἰνδός), Old Persian (Hindush) were included, But the most used endonym (Bharat) is not being included. All the information from western sources are considered reliable, but source from government of India is being labeled fake. That shows how neutral is wiki article is. Meanwhile, the [[Neutral point of view]] policy of Wikipedia cried alone in the corner. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 08:31, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
:::To begin with, the name ''Bharat Ganarajya'' is clearly given in the lede as well as in the infobox. Two, the official name of India has NOT been changed to Bharat by any bill or any law or even as per any circular or a notice. No sources are labelledas fake, if they are reliable. Go though [[WP:RS/P]] and [[WP:RS]] to identify the sources we use in Wikipedia. Here, nobody cares if it is from a government or a king. If the source is not reliable, it is not. No differences from western or oriental or Indian. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 08:57, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
::::Which bill or law mentions about Latin (India), Greek ( Ἰνδία), ancient Greek Indos ( Ἰνδός), Old Persian (Hindush)? Going by your logic these should also be removed. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 09:03, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
:::::and to be precise, I never asked to change the official name of the country. I have always said that endonym should be included. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 09:05, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
::::::& Also, Category & wiki page for Countries of Voice of Global South were deleted by editors two days back because it had references from Government of India which were considered not-reliable. What a shame. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 09:23, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
:::::::Hey, I would like to urge you to read every messages posted here, and in your talk page in depth before making further statements. The lede ''do not'' mention the exonyms or endonyms anywhere. They are in etymology section which comes ''after'' the lede. The next paragraph of the section goes into detail about the ''Bharat'' terminology. The artcle [[Names for India]] goes into an in length discussion about many names of our country. Also, lede doesn't have to include any of these endonyms or exonyms or whatevernyms per [[WP:LEDE]] and [[WP:FACR]]. There is an entire seperate section for that.
:::::::Secondly, the category and the subsequent article for Voice of Global South was deleted due to copyright violation (see [[WP:G12]]), ''not'' due to sources that aren't reliable.
:::::::Finally, I'd like to say that this article has been a target of discussions for 20 years now and if you think you have something new to add or some changes to be made, there is a really good chance that it was already been discussed here. So, you may go through the huge talk page archive that we have and see if such a step was already done. If not, have a read of [[WP:OWN]] (especially [[WP:FAOWN]]) to see if you can implement such a change. If such a change need consensus, when it had to be obtained from the consensus and you ''have'' to convince over thousand page watchers of this page that that change is justified. If still it is not happening, you can start a [[WP:RFC]] and see where the consensus leans to. There is no point blaming the system or the policies and guidelines. This article is a Featured Article that has gone through community review multiple times before getting into the current shape. You can't change something just because you don't like it or it goes aganist your own personal agenda. (Kinda like the democracy of our country. You can't change a law cuz you don't like it, lol). Good luck. Thanks and happy editing. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 10:27, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
::::::::@ [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] Thanks for calling me 'agenda pusher'. Bulgaria is a FA. yet the '''Romanized''' name ''Bŭlgariya'' is used along with official name.
::::::::'''Read''' - [[Bulgaria]] - Bulgaria ([[Help:IPA/English|/bʌlˈɡɛəriə, bʊl-/]] <sup>[[:File:En-us-Bulgaria.ogg|ⓘ]]</sup>; [[Bulgarian language|Bulgarian]]: България, <small>[[Romanization of Bulgarian|romanized]]:</small> ''Bŭlgariya''), officially the '''Republic of Bulgaria''', is a country in [[Southeast Europe]].
::::::::Hence either Bulgaria page should be updated to remove the '''Romanized''' name ''Bŭlgariya'', or India page should be update to include '''Indianized''' name Bharat.
::::::::I rest my case. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 11:49, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
:::::::::You are again missing the point, dear Makks. The term romanised in this context refers to the transliteration of България (in Bulgarian language) to Bŭlgariya (in English). See [[Romanization of Bulgarian]] for further details. In India, we don't do that because of [[MOS:INDICSCRIPT]]. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 12:00, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
::::::::::I am confused. The article already contains the romanized name for India, "Bhārat Gaṇarājya", in both the lead and the infobox exactly like the Bulgaria article does. [[User:Chipmunkdavis|CMD]] ([[User talk:Chipmunkdavis|talk]]) 12:02, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
{{od|10}} Yea, we already have [[ISO 15919|the ISO]]. I think what Makks2010 meant was they want {{Lang-hi|भारत|translit=Bhārat}} or {{Lang-hi|भारत|translit=India}} (or something similar) in the lede. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]])


"romanized: Bhārat" is okay. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 12:42, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!


:([[ISO 15919|ISO]]: ''Bhārat Gaṇarājya'') is official name, hence shouldn't be touched. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 12:54, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!


* '''Controversial statement''' - India, officially the Republic of India (ISO: Bhārat Gaṇarājya),[22] is a country in South Asia.
Barry, I told you,
* '''Proposed statement''' - India (Hindi: भारत, romanized: Bhārat), officially the Republic of India (ISO: Bhārat Gaṇarājya),[22] is a country in South Asia.
stop flying in the house!


The proposed statement for India is in line with another FA [[Bulgaria]].
- Hey, Adam.
:Read [[MOS:INDICSCRIPT]]. No need to romanize if you can't put Indic script in the lede. You should really pay attention to what other editors are saying and read the guidelines we present and the messages we post. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 15:30, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
- Hey, Barry.
::* '''Second Proposed statement''' - India (romanized: Bhārat), officially the Republic of India (ISO: Bhārat Gaṇarājya), is a country in South Asia.
::[[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 16:06, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
:::That is not what [[romanization]] means. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 16:20, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
::::So basically, nothing is acceptable. :( [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 16:37, 3 April 2024 (UTC)


== priests, warriors and free peasants were not "indigenous" in India ==
- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.


{{ping|Makks2010}}, what is meant by "[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=India&diff=prev&oldid=1216675415 text updated]"? -- [[User:Kautilya3|Kautilya3]] ([[User talk:Kautilya3|talk]]) 11:43, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
Never thought I'd make it.
* Yes, I've just reverted a couple of those, I'm especially unconvinced by the removal of the sourced section but there may be a reason for it, however none was given. [[User_talk:Black Kite|Black Kite (talk)]] 11:45, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
*:@[[User:Black Kite|Black Kite]] & @[[User:Kautilya3|Kautilya3]] : How to establish if the source that was added is actually neutral and not a personal opinion of some German guys who living in India in 20th century. Would you agree if priests & warriors castes in India are not indigenous in India? Read yourself below and judge if this is a neutral article?
*:disputed text from the article -
*:[[File:Disputed text.png|thumb|left|Disputed text for discussion]] [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 12:10, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
::* Perhaps it would have been a good idea to actually give a reason for the removal, then? Though I don't see that the nationality of the author or the date of the source has any relevance anyway, the only question is "is it correct"? If it isn't, you'd need to explain why. [[User_talk:Black Kite|Black Kite (talk)]] 12:20, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
::*:@[[User:Black Kite|Black Kite]] : Perhaps, it would have been a good idea to actually click bit more and check before simply reverting someone's work.
::*:Even a wiki page available for the author of the source. See the wikipage - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermann_Kulke
::*:Hermann Kulke (born 1938 in Berlin) is a German historian and Indologist, who was professor of South and Southeast Asian history at the Department of History, Kiel University (1988–2003). After receiving his PhD in Indology from Freiburg University in 1967, he taught for 21 years at the South Asia Institute of Heidelberg University (SAI).
::*:He was a founding member of the Orissa Research Project (ORP) of the Southasia Institute (1970–1975), and was coordinator of the second ORP.
::*:Specialization: pre-colonial South and Southeast Asian History; early state formation and historiography; regional cultures of India with emphasis on Orissa; Indianization of Southeast Asia and Indian Ocean Studies.
::*:He was a visiting professor at Utkal University, Bhubaneswar (1978–1979), Asiatic Society, Calcutta (1986), and Jawaharlal Nehru University, Delhi (1992). He was also the Fellow of the Institute of Southeast Asian Studies, in Singapore (1987) and of the Asia Research Institute of the University of Singapore (2007).11. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 12:32, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
::::* You appear to have misunderstood me. I know who they are (because I ''did'' check them, thank you very much) - the question is what do ''you'' believe makes their work ineligible to source this article? [[User_talk:Black Kite|Black Kite (talk)]] 12:58, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
::::*:Nationality of the author very much matter, especially in a sensitive cases like casteism, because often they do not understand roots / logic behind, rather they form their own opinion, which often is incorrect. Including such text in a neutral information page would be approving such opinions. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 14:11, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
::::::* I was hoping you would explain what the problem was with ''those sources'', as opposed to expressing your own random opinions on people from different nations. [[User_talk:Black Kite|Black Kite (talk)]] 14:22, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
::::::*:I already mentioned that considering priests & warriors people an non-indigenous in India is totally wrong and it proves my point. Which a western person with prejudice would never understand, hence whatever was mentioned in the source is not correct. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 14:38, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
::::::::* Trying to claim that no westerner could ever understand the caste system isn't going to go too well for you, so I suggest you don't suggest that. [[User_talk:Black Kite|Black Kite (talk)]] 14:57, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
* You have not yet explained what you meant by "text updated". You know that Wikipedia is written by summarising [[WP:RS|reliable sources]], right? You have been here long enough. -- [[User:Kautilya3|Kautilya3]] ([[User talk:Kautilya3|talk]]) 12:56, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
*:In my next update, I will include as much info as possible. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 14:12, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
*:: No, you will discuss them here first. You are experienced enough an editor to know what [[WP:BRD]] and [[WP:EPTALK]] mean, and you have been reverted by three different experienced editors today. This is especially true as this is a Featured Article. [[User_talk:Black Kite|Black Kite (talk)]] 14:26, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
*3RR violation in an indef protected FA. [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Makks2010&diff=prev&oldid=1216703730 Warned] {{U|Makks2010}}. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 14:43, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
*:3RR violation happened because people didn't ponder enough before reverting someone else's work. :S [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 18:27, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
*I am very alarmed to see when an editor believes that "outsiders" (here: a German scholar) are incapable of adequately studying/discussing a topic that is tied to a specific region (here: the Indian caste system), and thus apparently believes that sources written by such "outsiders" should not be used. If this continues to be the rationale of their edits (let's see what happens after 24 hrs), this eventually will call for a TBAN. –[[User:Austronesier|Austronesier]] ([[User talk:Austronesier|talk]]) 19:11, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
:: It is not as simple as that because we do know the problems of [[Orientalism]]. The statement they point out is indeed slightly problematic. I had it in my mind to look for better sources, which I will try again now. -- [[User:Kautilya3|Kautilya3]] ([[User talk:Kautilya3|talk]]) 22:27, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
:::Removed along with that statement was a sentence on the "chiefdom stage of political organisation", which does not seem to be sourced to Kulke. [[User:Chipmunkdavis|CMD]] ([[User talk:Chipmunkdavis|talk]]) 02:20, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
::: Aye ... probably because it tries to summarise an incredibly complex issue in one sentence. It certainly doesn't mean what Makks2010 thinks it means, though. [[User_talk:Black Kite|Black Kite (talk)]] 09:43, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
:::{{re|Kautilya3}} My comment was not about the source, but about the a priori rationale by @Makks2010 in these comments[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?diff=1216699807&oldid=1216693224&title=Talk:India][https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?diff=1216703627&oldid=1216702070&title=Talk:India]. Being aware about existing systemic bias is different from undifferentiated rejection based on the nationality of the author <small>(or add: "editor", and you have the root of chauvinist traveling circus discussions in WP)</small>. –[[User:Austronesier|Austronesier]] ([[User talk:Austronesier|talk]]) 17:53, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
:::: Systemic bias is present throughout the western conception of "caste". But German Indology is special still, for having given rise to the infamous "Aryanism".
:::: The present text conveys that the priests, warriors and free peasants were not "indigenous", whereas the fourth unnamed class alone was "indigenous" and was regarded as "impure". That is a very strange reading that I don't think you will find outside German Indology. We could just say a caste system with ranked classes of priests, warriors, free peasants and labourers arose, without attaching additional value judgements. There is no need to go beyond that in a breif summary of the history. -- [[User:Kautilya3|Kautilya3]] ([[User talk:Kautilya3|talk]]) 18:09, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
:::::@[[User:Black Kite|Black Kite]], @[[User:Kautilya3|Kautilya3]] & @[[User:Austronesier|Austronesier]] : Question is not if any scholar is capable of discussing or studying a topic related to another region. Everyone is entitled to have one's own opinion, even if it is not neutral in nature. But the Wiki article must follow [[Wikipedia:Neutral point of view]], which is not the case here. It is neither 'slightly problematic' nor 'phrasing an incredibly complex topic' issue, rather it is an unreasonable & unfair opinion. If one reads couple of paragraphs rather than just one of two sentences from the book (given in the reference of the sentence in the wiki), one will find that the Scholar's work is too shallow and full of unreasonable prejudice towards the Indian society lacking a complete societal view of India. I have already written a detailed email to the author of the book calling out his hypocrisy towards the Indian society with many examples which of course, he did not consider while writing his book.
:::::[[File:Feedback on the reference book.png|thumb|left| Feedback on the reference book]]
:::::Anyhow, the sentence in question must be taken down with immediate effect as it mis-represent '''the most populous nation of the world''' and is not following the policy of neutrality. Hope, you all would agree. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 18:18, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
::::@[[User:Austronesier|Austronesier]] : Thanks for getting me blocked, even when I informed you individually that I was in process to improve the article and category, it was not cool though. I will write the article again with all the references and get it reviewed before publishing it. @[[User:Usedtobecool|Usedtobecool]] [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 18:19, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
:::::{{ping|Makks2010}} Again, you are confused regarding your rationales of blocks and deletions.
:::::You were '''blocked for [[WP:3RR|editwarring]]''' and the article (and subsequently the category) was '''deleted due to copyright violation per [[WP:G12]].''' It doesn't matter if you were in the process of adding the sources then or 2 days later, all the information must be cited when you are entering it in Wikipedia. Please read the disclaimers that comes up before you click publish changes button. You could use [[WP:SANDBOX|sandbox]] or [[WP:DRAFT|draftspace]] when you are testing edits or creating a new article. Also, sarcasm and snide remarks are not going to help your cause. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 13:52, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
::::::@[[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] Any input on the original bone of contention - "priests, warriors and free peasants were not "indigenous" in India"? [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 14:30, 3 April 2024 (UTC)


* I have read through ''almost every archive'' discussing about "'''indigenous people'''" in the [[caste system]]. Everytime, the discussion was either left inconclusively or declined by editors as no alternative text was proposed.
Three days grade school,
three days high school.


'''Controversial statement''' - The caste system, which created a hierarchy of priests, warriors, and free peasants, but which excluded indigenous peoples by labelling their occupations impure, arose during this period. {{clear}}
Those were awkward.
'''Proposed statement''' - The caste system, which created a hierarchy of priests, warriors, traders and free peasants, but which excluded peoples involved in menial & disgraceful occupations, arose during this period. {{clear}}
:The proposed statement, IMO, using ''menial and disgraceful'' to tag certain occupations sounds very POV and biased per [[WP:WTW]] and shouldn't be used. This entire section seems like a [[WP:BROKE]] discussion. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 15:37, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
::first of all, the Shudra or Dalit were actually involved in ''menial and disgraceful'' tasks. They can't change their occupations based on Wikipedia's requirements. hence it was proposed. '''''If this can't be accepted then the whole sentence must be moved.'''''
::secondly, present text that implies '''the priests, warriors and free peasants were not "indigenous",''' sound more biased. And factually incorrect. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 15:51, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
:::'''Second proposed statement''' - The caste system, which created a hierarchy of priests, warriors, traders, and free peasants, but which excluded peoples involved in unhygienic occupations arose during this period. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 16:02, 3 April 2024 (UTC)


*{{reply|Makks2010}} The current version of the statement in the article (which you label "controversial") summarizes what is said on p.19 of the 6th edition of ''[https://www.routledge.com/A-History-of-India/Kulke-Rothermund/p/book/9781138961159 A history of India]'' by Kulke & Rothermund, a standard textbook on the subject. Which comparable high-quality source(s) did you use to formulate your proposed revision? [[User:Abecedare|Abecedare]] ([[User talk:Abecedare|talk]]) 16:05, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
Three days college. I'm glad I took
*:@[[User:Abecedare|Abecedare]] Prof Kulke book ''[https://www.routledge.com/A-History-of-India/Kulke-Rothermund/p/book/9781138961159 A history of India]'' is unreasonably prejudice and factually incorrect. I have already wrote him an email with contradicting the text from his book with a number of examples. See the above "feedback on the reference book" screenshot of the email. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 16:12, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
*::And also what decides which source is a high-quality or low-quality? Is it the nationality of the writer?
*::Sorry, not acceptable. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 16:23, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
:::You again are missing the point. Nobody is bringing up this nationality thing except you for some reason. This entire argument is just another case of [[WP:IJUSTDONTLIKEIT]], it seems. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 16:26, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
*:::What is factually incorrect, will always remain incorrect. I am not the only one that highlighted this issue with the word '''"indigenous",''' there are a lot of people have highlighted the same (check archive) including some of the editors too. Yet. the source from a outsider is being considered more reliable. Just because the author of the book is from certain region. This is actually called "slave" mentality, when people can't think rationally rather agreeing to what their master says. Again, Not acceptable!!!. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 17:01, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
*:::Makks2010, see [[WP:HISTRS]] for how quality of history-related sources is judged. Your claims/email are not of much value in evaluating the reliability of a textbook written by two recognized scholars, published by an academic press, and whose quality is lauded by [https://doi.org/10.2307/604988 other] [https://doi.org/10.2307/1862211 scholars] in peer-reviewed publications. If you wish to argue otherwise, you can get other opinions at [[WP:RSN]] although IMO that would be a waste of your and other editors' time. [[User:Abecedare|Abecedare]] ([[User talk:Abecedare|talk]]) 16:30, 3 April 2024 (UTC)


== "Voice of the Global South Summit" mass additions ==
You did come back different.
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- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.


- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.


[[User:Makks2010]] has created the [[:‎Category:Countries of Voice of Global South]] in relation to the Modi-initiated virtual summit[https://thediplomat.com/2023/11/at-global-south-summit-modi-urges-unity-for-the-greater-global-good/] and added it to every country that participated in the summit (according to a Indian governmental source), without 1) an article related to it, and 2) without mention of the summit of these articles. When I first reverted some of these additions, @Makks2010 has added some text to [[:Sri Lanka]] to comply with [[WP:CATVER]], but only using a non-neutral source by the Indian government[https://www.mea.gov.in/voice-of-global-summit.htm#:~:text=125%20countries%20participated%20in%20the,and%2011%20countries%20from%20Oceania], and now, they have created the main article (which makes my first objection temporarily moot; the article hasn't been vetted for WP:N and WP:V yet). But still, we obviously need ''independent'' sources which tells us that the participation in the summit is relevant for each country article.
- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.


Since this summit is an Indian initiative, I have chosen this talk page to get wider input about these mass edits. [[User:Austronesier|Austronesier]] ([[User talk:Austronesier|talk]]) 17:53, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.


PS: @Makks2010 is re-adding the category, disregarding [[WP:BRD]], e.g. here:[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Suriname&diff=prev&oldid=1216726034][https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?diff=1216733447&oldid=1216729261&title=Suriname]. –[[User:Austronesier|Austronesier]] ([[User talk:Austronesier|talk]]) 17:57, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
:I don't care whether the template and the category exist but they don't belong in the country articles. First, you should not be adding categories that can not be verified from the text of the article. Second, the first can not be rectified by adding it to article text because it is extremely [[WP:UNDUE]] for any country article, it's not even close.<span id="Usedtobecool:1711994810076:TalkFTTCLNIndia" class="FTTCmt"> —&nbsp;'''[[User:Usedtobecool|Usedtobecool]]'''&nbsp;[[User talk:Usedtobecool|☎️]] 18:06, 1 April 2024 (UTC)</span>
Such a hothead.
:[[User:Austronesier|Austronesier]], your ping has failed, FYI.<span id="Usedtobecool:1711994924103:TalkFTTCLNIndia" class="FTTCmt"> —&nbsp;'''[[User:Usedtobecool|Usedtobecool]]'''&nbsp;[[User talk:Usedtobecool|☎️]] 18:08, 1 April 2024 (UTC)</span>
:Re-pinging {{ping|Makks2010}} in case you haven't seen this. I assume you have seen it in my talk page. –[[User:Austronesier|Austronesier]] ([[User talk:Austronesier|talk]]) 18:24, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
{{abot}}


== Feedback on [[India]] wiki page ==
I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.


Here is my feedback on [[India]] wiki page. It is a badly a formatted article '''highlighting "not so positive" side of the country''' (most probably it is by intention of the editors) and '''hiding "almost every positive aspect".''' Hence it requires a major overhauling efforts.
I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.


'''examples '''-
That's why we don't need vacations.
1) Mention of "incorporation of untouchability" in the introduction itself is mis-representation of India. though the fact is that the untouchability is matter of past now (abolished 74 years ago), it must be included in the article but certainly not in the introduction as it does not represent the country any more. {{clear}}
2) Pre-history section is totally missing, where as it is available in many courtiers’ wiki pages. {{clear}}
3) History of 'North-eastern' part is purposefully not included in any section of the history. {{clear}}
4) Geography section did not even mention about any of India's islands. {{clear}}
5) Topography is a major topic that missing. {{clear}}
6) Wrong information given about number of state-level political parties mentioned. Number of listed political parties in the EC is around 2500. {{clear}}
7) List of top metropolis cities / largest urban areas is not written, whereas almost every other country's wiki page has it. (e.g. U.K.) {{clear}}
8) A separate section should be provided to the languages under demographics for one of the most linguistically diverse country of the world. {{clear}}
9) Architecture section more look like an advertisement of Taj Mahal, Though India has many more architectural wonders other than Taj. The section should be re-visited. {{clear}}
10) No mention of India's Transport infrastructure work done in last 10 year. A separate Transport section would be appreciated. {{clear}}
11) No mention of India’s scientific achievements, if they do not represent a country than I wonder what would. Science and technology section should be included. {{clear}}
12) No mention of world's largest media.{{clear}}
13) India's wide diversity should be included in the clothing section, rather than just highlighting saris and Shalwar. {{clear}}
14) World's second-largest education system cannot be summarized just in five sentences. {{clear}}
15) India's contribution in the WW-I & WW-II should also be mentioned under some appropriate section. {{clear}}
16) Healthcare should have been a separate section, considering that India has one of the largest Healthcare infra. {{clear}}
17) India is known for it's Philosophy & Culture. However Wiki page doesn't even consider it. {{clear}}
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:Thank you for taking the time to make this evaluation..... I would agree the article hasn't kept up to the FA level we expect especially for country articles.... It follows the format of a decade ago. That being said I think we can work on all these points above. First would be proposal of text and changes with sources. Keeping in mind that changes here is very hard.... thus short and precise changes need to be demonstrated here in the talk.<span style="font-weight:bold;color:darkblue">[[User:Moxy|Moxy]]</span>🍁 18:56, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
:You may want to look over [[WP:Summary style]], many of your points simply ask for additions to an already not short article. No single page can have everything, but it is perhaps worth looking into whether your mentioned points are in the immediate subarticles. [[User:Chipmunkdavis|CMD]] ([[User talk:Chipmunkdavis|talk]]) 01:34, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
under the circumstances.
::@[[User:Cmd|cmd]] of course, No single page can have everything. but basic page size analysis tells a different story that how much info has been included about world's the most populous and the most diverse country. Let alone the accuracy or neutrality of the text included in it. {{clear}}
::1) [[India]] - 311,514 bytes {{clear}}
::2) [[Lithuania]] - 316,496 bytes {{clear}}
::3) [[Vietnam]] - 321,391 bytes {{clear}}
::4) [[Turkey]] - 333,128 bytes {{clear}}
::5) [[China]] - 345,292 bytes {{clear}}
::6) [[Bangladesh]] - 347,376 bytes {{clear}}
::7) [[United Kingdom]] - 361,544 bytes {{clear}}
::8) [[Russia]] - 370,238 bytes {{clear}}
::9) [[Italy]] - 387,194 bytes {{clear}}
::10) [[Pakistan]] - 401,112 bytes {{clear}}
::11) [[Iran]] - 401,682 bytes {{clear}} [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 05:45, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
:::Those are all lower-quality articles than this one. "Basic page size analysis" suggests that too. [[User:Chipmunkdavis|CMD]] ([[User talk:Chipmunkdavis|talk]]) 06:12, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
::::Are we suggesting here that FA like [[United Kingdom]], [[China]], [[Turkey]], [[Italy]] & [[Russia]] are low quality articles? [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 06:28, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
:::::Not a single one of those is an FA. [[User:Chipmunkdavis|CMD]] ([[User talk:Chipmunkdavis|talk]]) 06:31, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
::::::that's a news to me. :D [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 06:44, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
:::::::Look for the golden star on top for an article to differentiate between normal articles, [[WP:GA|Good articles]] and [[WP:FA|Featured articles]]. India is one of the oldest articles in English Wikipedia, about 20 years old. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 07:09, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
::::::::that's exactly my point, Along with the article, it's text and formatting is also decades older, which may not be relevant in 2024 anymore. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 07:44, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
{{od|8}} Yes, it still follows an outdated guideline, but recent changes are updated and incorporated into the article ''after'' gaining consensus here in talk page regularly. So, it's not that bad or it's not like we use the outdated style. You may check the article milestones in the talk page header to see the reviews that are done time to time. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 10:00, 3 April 2024 (UTC)


:In that case, I would like to question the review process itself.
- Well, Adam, today we are men.
:e.g. How come <nowiki>'''</nowiki>untouchability<nowiki>'''</nowiki> be the introduction of any country? - Wondering what review was done about it? Is it fair and unbiased? [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 10:04, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
- We are!
* I would concentrate on one part of your list at a time. The two that ''do'' stand out as being understated in the article are science and philosophy. Note that a number of the topics have their own article (otherwise this one would be far too large), for example [[Architecture of India]] or [[Clothing in India]]. [[User_talk:Black Kite|Black Kite (talk)]] 10:11, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
*:Let's talk about [[Architecture of India]] or [[Clothing in India]] only for now. -
*:1) May I ask India's north-east region is not worthy enough to be included (just a line or two) in the main page of India? In my point of view, it is important because they have unique clothing as well as architecture.
*:2) Why only Taj Mahal to be included? Let's have short text about Taj and Also include other wonderful Architecture from ancient India?
*:I have not asking a long assay about India, just would like to have more '''inclusive''' article. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 10:17, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
::* There is no problem with suggesting other important items that would fit into ''this'' article, rather than the sub-articles.; no-one is saying we can't add ''anything'' at all to what exists already. [[User_talk:Black Kite|Black Kite (talk)]] 10:42, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
::*:Assam is mentioned multiple times in Performing arts and media, where Manipur is mentioned too, and the north-east region is mentioned as a group in Sports and recreation. This may or may not be appropriate weight, but it is more than just a line or two. [[User:Chipmunkdavis|CMD]] ([[User talk:Chipmunkdavis|talk]]) 10:56, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
::*::@[[User:Cmd|Cmd]] how abut the history of north-east? Not even a single dynasty from north east is mentioned, However Mughals got plenty of text. Though the fact is Mughals were actually defeated multiple times by the Kings of north-east at multiple occasion. I understand the article would become too lengthy to read if we include everything. However, The point i am making is that the Article should be more inclusive than just praising Mughals. which more sound like western point of view of India.
::*::You can go back to article and check yourself, not even a single word mentioned about - 1) Shivaji Maharaj 2) Sikh empire 3) Rajputs kings. Hence I am saying the article should be more inclusive without being lengthy.
::*::Hope, I am making some sense '''without being labeled as "agenda pusher" or "Bhakat"'''. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 11:22, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
::*:::Also, do you believe any other part of India is more biodiverse than North-East? Yet, north-east itself is not included in Biodiversity section. I have bee saying that article is not really balanced in nature. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 11:29, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
::*::::Those are not directly related to your specific question of whether "India's north-east region is not worthy enough to be included (just a line or two) in the main page of India", which I answered. [[User:Chipmunkdavis|CMD]] ([[User talk:Chipmunkdavis|talk]]) 11:59, 3 April 2024 (UTC)


==Wiki Education assignment: Introduction to Community Economic and Social Development II==
- Bee-men.
{{dashboard.wikiedu.org assignment | course = Wikipedia:Wiki_Ed/Algoma_University/Introduction_to_Community_Economic_and_Social_Development_II_(Winter_2024) | reviewers = [[User:Nikhil Kashyap 1|Nikhil Kashyap 1]] | start_date = 2024-01-09 | end_date = 2024-04-05 }}
- Amen!


<span class="wikied-assignment" style="font-size:85%;">— Assignment last updated by [[User:Nikhil Kashyap 1|Nikhil Kashyap 1]] ([[User talk:Nikhil Kashyap 1|talk]]) 22:51, 3 April 2024 (UTC)</span>
Hallelujah!
:{{u|Nikhil Kashyap 1}}, this article is not suitable for student editors. Even an experienced editor needs months to get anything done here, unless you're already one of the major contributors to it. I suggest you pick another topic, or you might fail. My advice is, pick an article that should be detailed but is currently short, or pick an article that needs a lot of copyediting. Is your assignment really due day after tommorrow? And you're starting today? '''[[User:Usedtobecool|Usedtobecool]]'''&nbsp;[[User talk:Usedtobecool|☎️]] 08:12, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
:: The student would not be able to edit the article anyway, as it is [[WP:ECP|extended-confirmed protected]]. [[User_talk:Black Kite|Black Kite (talk)]] 09:28, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
:::I have left a note for WikiEd. [[User:Chipmunkdavis|CMD]] ([[User talk:Chipmunkdavis|talk]]) 10:03, 3 April 2024 (UTC)


== Declining status of women during Maurya and Gupta Empires ==
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,


'''Controversial statement''' - Early political consolidations gave rise to the loose-knit [[Maurya Empire|Maurya]] and [[Gupta Empire|Gupta Empires]] based in the [[Ganges Basin]]. Their collective [[era]] was suffused with wide-ranging creativity, but '''also marked by the declining status of women'''.
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.


I really would like to get this statement reviewed, which makes no sense. General understanding is stature of women in Indian society went south with Islamic invasion. The reference given with the sentence is actually not open to read for all. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 11:40, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
Welcome, New Hive Oity
:Please provide references from reliable sources supporting your claim ''General understanding is stature of women in Indian society went south with Islamic invasion.'' Also, the reference is an open access from Google books. Anyone can open it and see. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 13:19, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
graduating class of...
::'''Proposed reference link''' - https://www.bu.edu/wcp/Papers/Huma/HumaSing.htm
::'''Publisher''' - Boston University
::'''Text to be included''' - The Muslim influence on India caused considerable deterioration in the status of women. They were deprived of their rights of equality with men.
::@[[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] above text from reference link seem more appropriate without mentioning about the time period, hence there won't be any controversy. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 13:36, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
:::Funny how you see 2000 year old Mauryan and Gupta Empire statement (that was researched and there is a consensus among historians) about women's stature declining controversial and POV, but ''The Muslim influence'' (as suggested by you) as perfectly NPOV and non controversial. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 13:44, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
::::Could you please provide any '''Indian''' reference where it is mentioned that women status was declining during Mauryan and Gupta Empire? [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 13:49, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
:::::Why does it have to be Indian? [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 13:53, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
::::::here comes the prejudice towards the Indian intellect yet again. Whatever western scholars say is a line on the stone, but who actually went through the situation are the liars. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 13:57, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
::::Here is second reference which mentions that <nowiki>'''</nowiki> '''With the advent of Muslims in India, the social movement of Indian women was restricted. When Hindu culture came in the clash with a culture far different from its own, the Hindu leaders of the society began to frame rules and laws to safeguard their interest especially the position of women'''<nowiki>'''</nowiki> also "'''With the threats of the invading soldiers roaming countryside, women were prohibited to attend public functions and were placed behind the veil.'''"
::::These were exactly my point of views in my previous statements.
::::https://noteguilty.com/notes/women-law/women-in-pre-independence-period [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 13:55, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
:::::Here comes third reference which exactly says what i mentioned - "T'''he Medieval period starts with the entry of Muslim invaders in India. The span of this period was about 500 years from the Era of Delhi Sultnate to Mughal era. In the Indian history, the medieval age is considered to be “Dark Age” for the women when many foreign conquests, which resulted in the decline in women’s status.'''"
:::::https://magadhmahilacollege.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Status-of-Women-in-Medieval-India.pdf [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 13:59, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
::::::fourth reference proving my statement - "'''Medieval India was not women's age it is supposed to be the 'dark age' for them. Medieval India saw many foreign conquests, which resulted in the decline in women's status. When foreign conquerors like Muslims invaded India they brought with them their own culture. For them women was the sole property of her father, brother or husband and she does not have any will of her own. This type of thinking also crept into the minds of Indian people and they also began to treat their own women like this. One more reason for the decline in women's status and freedom was that original Indians wanted to shield their women folk from the barbarous Muslim invaders.''' "
::::::https://www.legalservicesindia.com/article/1867/The-Socio-Economic-Status-of-Women-in-India-Ancient-to-Modern-Era.html [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 14:02, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
:::::::Fifth reference for the same statement - "'''Unlike in the ancient Indian period, the position and status of woman in the Mughal period was not quite high. Purdah and child marriage had become common. Except those of the lower classes, woman in Mughal period did not move out of their houses. The Muslims woman observed purdah much more strictly than the Hindus. The birth of a daughter was considered inauspicious, while that of a son was an occasion for celebration.'''"
:::::::https://www.govtwomencollegeslm8.org/e_content/English/II%20B.A.%20ENGLISH/NMEC-%20WOMEN'S%20STUDIES/UNIT%20III/ANCIENT%20WOMEN.pdf [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 14:07, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
::::::{{ec}}I am an Indian and I do not have any prejudice aganist my fellow Indian historians. If the fact you suggest has reliable references, and you can show it is true ([[WP:VERIFIABILITY]]) from independent sources ([[WP:INDY]]) nothing can stop you from adding it. But if you are trying to achieve something else by removing a well cited statement about Gupta and Maurya empire, and add a POV statement, we can see right through it. Good luck obtaining consensus for the change. Thanks and happy editing. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 14:26, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
:::::::Already provided links for a paper published at '''Boston University''' as well as at '''Magadha Mahila college''', Patna. located at a area which where actually Gupta and Maurya empires were flourished. both writers are independent and verifiable. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 14:48, 3 April 2024 (UTC)


*{{reply|Makks2010}} Please do not flood this page with quotes from low-quality sources and random websites and please avoid unnecessary bolding, which in online discussions is akin to yelling. See [[WP:HISTRS]] for the type of sources that are needed to add/edit history-related content at this FA. [[User:Abecedare|Abecedare]] ([[User talk:Abecedare|talk]]) 16:11, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
...9:15.
*:How come Indian sources become "low quality" about a topic related to India and western sources are credible. It is like telling a man, who lived whole of his life as man, that he is never been a man. That's how editors are being acted. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 16:17, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
*::Please stop bringing up author nationality, no-one else has mentioned it. The sources above read as obviously low quality, they have not even been edited for grammar, and that is with no idea who the authors are. [[User:Chipmunkdavis|CMD]] ([[User talk:Chipmunkdavis|talk]]) 16:38, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
*::{{ec}} Makks2010, several editors have already pointed out the error of judging a sources based on the nationality of the authors. So please do read [[WP:RS]] and [[WP:HISTRS]], and consult the [[WP:RSN|reliable sources noticeboard]] if you wish. Simply [[WP:IDHT| ignoring the feedback]] and continuing this [[WP:TE|tendentious line of argument]] is likely to get you blocked from this page/topic-area. [[User:Abecedare|Abecedare]] ([[User talk:Abecedare|talk]]) 16:45, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
*:::feel free to block.... this is pure bullshit. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 17:06, 3 April 2024 (UTC)


== Socio-economic challenges ==
That concludes our ceremonies.


'''Controversial statement -''' Despite economic growth during recent decades, India continues to face socio-economic challenges. I'''n 2006, India contained the [[Poverty in India|largest number]] of people living below the World Bank's international poverty line of US$1.25 per day'''
And begins your career
at Honex Industries!


'''Reference given''' - https://web.archive.org/web/20120514143037/https://siteresources.worldbank.org/SOUTHASIAEXT/Resources/DPR_FullReport.pdf
Will we pick ourjob today?


I heard it's just orientation.


'''Proposed changes''' -
Heads up! Here we go.


1) Even the world bank has raised the poverty line from US$1.25 per day to US2.15 per day back in 2017. Hence data mentioned in the article is way too old. Refer to this https://pip.worldbank.org/country-profiles/IND
Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.


2) Also editor must consider this before updating - https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/economy/indicators/indias-poverty-rate-declined-to-4-5-5-in-2022-23-sbi-research/articleshow/108029519.cms?from=mdr [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 12:06, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
- Wonder what it'll be like?
:ET is not [[WP:RS|reliable]] per [[WP:RS/P]]. Also, India haven't published their poverty statistics since 2011. You might want to have a look at [https://www.worldbank.org/en/news/factsheet/2022/05/02/fact-sheet-an-adjustment-to-global-poverty-lines#2 this report] and [https://blogs.worldbank.org/en/opendata/september-2022-global-poverty-update-world-bank-2017-ppps-and-new-data-india this post] by WB. But if you could get more data regarding India's standing in terms of poverty in 2024, we can update it in the article. Thanks. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 12:26, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
- A little scary.
::How about Point -1? "Poverty rate at '''$2.15''' a day (2017 PPP) (% population): '''12.92'''% in '''2021"'''
::2021 is not that far from 2024. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 12:35, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
:::Also, as per government of India - India has registered a significant decline in multidimensional poverty in India from 29.17% in 2013-14 to 11.28% in 2022-23 i.e. a reduction of 17.89 percentage points.
:::[https://pib.gov.in/PressReleaseIframePage.aspx?PRID=1996271#:~:text=According%20to%20the%20Discussion%20Paper,reduction%20of%2017.89%20percentage%20points. https://pib.gov.in/PressReleaseIframePage.aspx?PRID=1996271#:~:text=According%20to%20the%20Discussion%20Paper,reduction%20of%2017.89%20percentage%20points.] [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 12:38, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
:::: There's a big problem with using those dates - Page 1 of the report states "''headcount poverty ratios for 2013-14 and 2022-23 have been estimated based on compound growth rate of the reduction in the incidence of poverty levels between 2005-06 and 2015-16 and 2015-16 and 2019-21 respective''" So I think you could only use the 2005-6, 2015-16 and 2019-21 figures (and they are the ones used throughout the report anyway). Interesting that the Govt press release doesn't mention the data from the same report, that says that the figure fell from 55.34% to 29.17% between 2005-06 and 2013-14, when presumably it was a different Government. You'd have to mention both time-frames. Also, using the MPI measure can be slightly misleading (I think this discussion has happened previously). If you look at the graph on page 9 of the report, 31% of the population are still deprived in nutrition, 43% in cooking fuel, 31% in sanitation and 41% in housing. So I think this can be mentioned, but you'd have to explain in a little detail what it's actually saying (and push the data points back to 2005-2006, as that's where the greatest improvements happened).
[[User_talk:Black Kite|Black Kite (talk)]] 08:39, 4 April 2024 (UTC)


== Administrative divisions section doesn't mention about 29 autonomously administrated areas of India. ==
Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco


please include '''Autonomous administrative divisions of India''' link under Administrative divisions section. There are 29 such areas, which should be given some visibility.
and a part of the Hexagon Group.


'''Present link''' :
This is it!


{{Main|Administrative divisions of India}}
Wow.


'''Proposed change''' :
Wow.


{{Main|Administrative divisions of India|Autonomous administrative divisions of India}}
We know that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life


[[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 13:14, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
to get to the point where you
:These autonomous administrative divisions are subparts of the main article [[Administrative divisions of India]]. There's no point or relevance to provide a link on India's article. It can be given at the ''see also'' section of the former article as they form a part of the larger Administrative divisions article. The objective of an article about India is not to give all the possible information in the world crammed up in this one article. Pointers are given for each sub section because of this. The hits and the views that these two articles get is vastly different and a general reader doesn't differentiate between these two. Also, Wikipedia is not for giving more visibility to a specific article or to promote one specific group of ideas (see [[WP:SOAPBOX]]). Thanks. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 13:34, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
can work for your whole life.


== add a line about marathas in the (top) section ==
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.


maratha empire is acknowledged by western, british historians (no 1 point) that means it did existed. it also had an area about 2.5m sq km which means it was bigger that 1 m sq km hence a big enough empire to be added in (top) section. it crushed mughal empire by force (but you dont have to write that as it would be equal to indians defeating turks pbuh swt which is not possible so you just write something like "mughal empire was gradually followed by marathas however we dont yet know about how mughals declines"). then add a line stating that three anglo maratha wars resulted in british rule (istead of saying "Gradually expanding rule of the British East India Company followed" like if mughals were the greatest before british [[User:Uvrajgupt|Uvrajgupt]] ([[User talk:Uvrajgupt|talk]]) 14:47, 5 April 2024 (UTC)
Our top-secret formula
:{{u|Kautilya3}}, {{u|RegentsPark}} has reverted my edit which can be seen [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=India&diff=prev&oldid=1217758212&title=India&diffonly=1 here] and asked me to get a consensus for the fact that the Marathas ended Mughal rule and established the [[Maratha Empire]] consisting of most areas of the [[Indian subcontinent]] but lost almost all those territories to the English [[East India Company]] in the [[Second Anglo-Maratha War|Second]] and [[Third Anglo-Maratha war]] using the sources mentioned in the diff (about the establishment of the Maratha Empire). Can you start a, 'Request for Comments" for the same?
-[[User:Haani40|Haani40]] ([[User talk:Haani40|talk]]) 19:03, 7 April 2024 (UTC)
:{{cite book|last=Naravane|first=M. S. |title=Battles of the Honourable East India Company: Making of the Raj|url=https://books.google.com/books?id=bxsa3jtHoCEC&pg=PA79|year=2006|publisher=APH Publishing|isbn=978-81-313-0034-3|ref={{sfnref|Naravane|2006|pp=79–86}}}} can be used to show that the EIC seized control of India from the Marathas?-[[User:Haani40|Haani40]] ([[User talk:Haani40|talk]]) 20:14, 7 April 2024 (UTC)
::Hey, may you please explain more about "request for comments", i would really love to help you out.
::Making the Raj is good enough (ive only read first few pages) but it doesn't tell you that marathas ended mughal rule, we need another one for the same, we need to find some good source, these days im really busy but will surely look into them in a week or maybe after three or four days, till then if you find something similar, do let me know and tell me more about request for comments, i never heard of it and the web is showing different results for the same [[User:Uvrajgupt|Uvrajgupt]] ([[User talk:Uvrajgupt|talk]]) 18:09, 10 April 2024 (UTC)


== Extended-confirmed-protected edit request on 6 April 2024 ==
is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured


{{edit extended-protected|India|answered=yes}}
into this soothing sweet syrup
ADD to initial description after


"During the same time, its nominal per capita income increased from US$64 annually to US$2,601, and its literacy rate from 16.6% to 74%."
with its distinctive
golden glow you know as...


Over 90% of the labor force continues to work in the informal sector which generates about half of India's GDP. Despite the growth in GDP, real wages of workers have largely stagnated in the organized manufacturing industry since the 1980s.<ref>{{Cite web |title=IZA World of Labor: The labor market in India since the 1990s
Honey!
|url=https://wol.iza.org/articles/the-labor-market-in-india-since-the-1990s/long |access-date=2024-04-06 |website=www.wol.iza.org |language=en}}</ref> [[User:Vuquiz|Vuquiz]] ([[User talk:Vuquiz|talk]]) 13:42, 6 April 2024 (UTC)
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{{rlt}}
- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!


== Adding some more context to per capita income rise in short description ==
- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.


In the '''short description''' it states the following:
- Right. You're right.
- At Honex, we constantly strive


"During the same time, its nominal per capita income increased from US$64 annually to US$2,601, and its literacy rate from 16.6% to 74%."
to improve every aspect
of bee existence.


I suggest adding some more context in a new sentence after this one, giving more context to the suggested rise in nominal per capita income. While this number may very possible be true, this lacks some important context for readers.
These bees are stress-testing
a new helmet technology.


For one, about 90% of India's workforce works in the informal sector of the economy (which contributes about 50% to India's GDP).[https://wol.iza.org/articles/the-labor-market-in-india-since-the-1990s/long]https://wol.iza.org/articles/the-labor-market-in-india-since-the-1990s/long [https://labour.gov.in/sites/default/files/report_vol_4_final.pdf]https://labour.gov.in/sites/default/files/report_vol_4_final.pdf (in the foreword, page 5) Since this is, by its very nature, not monitored by the government, its about impossible to give an accurate depiction of average incomes in the country as most workers would not be taken into consideration for this statistic.
- What do you think he makes?
Secondly, the per capita income statistic is reductive in itself. It doesn't give the reader an idea on how these incomes are distributed, by the nature of how averages are calculated.
- Not enough.


Hence, I suggest adding the information that about 90% of the labor force continues to work in the informal economy.
Here we have our latest advancement,
the Krelman.


Furthermore, it might be useful to give an example of the development of incomes of an actually formal sector of the economy where accurate data exists. I suggest referencing the findings of a paper by the IZA World of Labor journal. They analyzed the development of real wages of workers in the organized manufacturing sector. Their findings were that wages have stagnated over the last several decades. [https://wol.iza.org/articles/the-labor-market-in-india-since-the-1990s/long#izawol.425-figure-000012]https://wol.iza.org/articles/the-labor-market-in-india-since-the-1990s/long#izawol.425-figure-000012
- What does that do?
- Oatches that little strand of honey


Otherwise, it might be useful getting rid of the nominal per capita income number in the short description in general. It's a very reductive term that lacks crucial context (inflation, distribution of said incomes etc.).
that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.


<u>Put together into a coherent text, the addition to the short description may look like this:</u>
Oan anyone work on the Krelman?


Over 90% of the labor force continues to work in the informal sector which generates about half of India's GDP. Despite the growth in GDP, real wages of workers have largely stagnated in the organized manufacturing industry since the 1980s.
Of course. Most bee jobs are
small ones. But bees know


Please let me know what you think. [[User:Vuquiz|Vuquiz]] ([[User talk:Vuquiz|talk]]) 20:25, 6 April 2024 (UTC)
that every small job,
if it's done well, means a lot.


== Extended-confirmed-protected edit request on 13 April 2024 ==
But choose carefully


{{edit extended-protected|India|answered=yes}}
because you'll stay in the job
India's Nominal GDP is 4.11 Trillion Dollars according to IMF forecast for 2024 you can check the official website please change it [[Special:Contributions/49.205.121.76|49.205.121.76]] ([[User talk:49.205.121.76|talk]]) 17:36, 13 April 2024 (UTC)
you pick for the rest of your life.


:I would say to wait for the WEO in three days (full report) before changing GDP. [[User:Flemmish Nietzsche|Flemmish Nietzsche]] ([[User talk:Flemmish Nietzsche|talk]]) 17:46, 13 April 2024 (UTC)
The same job the rest of your life?
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I didn't know that.


== Update per capita rankings ==
What's the difference?


(nominal) Per capita income is 136 not 139 [[User:Anon-ymousTrecen|Anon-ymousTrecen]] ([[User talk:Anon-ymousTrecen|talk]]) 04:06, 17 April 2024 (UTC)
You'll be happy to know that bees,
as a species, haven't had one day off


:Do you have a [[WP:RS|reliable source]] to back up that claim? [[User:The Corvette ZR1|<b style="color:#ff6600;">'''''The 🏎 Corvette 🏍 ZR1'''''</b>]]<sup>[[User talk:The Corvette ZR1|<b style="color:#0a0a0a;">''(The Garage)''</b>]]</sup> 16:03, 17 April 2024 (UTC)
in 27 million years.
::Check on [[List of countries by GDP (nominal) per capita]] it is new data released by imf on 16 April 2024 [[User:Anon-ymousTrecen|Anon-ymousTrecen]] ([[User talk:Anon-ymousTrecen|talk]]) 03:42, 18 April 2024 (UTC)

So you'll just work us to death?

We'll sure try.

Wow! That blew my mind!

"What's the difference?"
How can you say that?

One job forever?
That's an insane choice to have to make.

I'm relieved. Now we only have
to make one decision in life.

But, Adam, how could they
never have told us that?

Why would you question anything?
We're bees.

We're the most perfectly
functioning society on Earth.

You ever think maybe things
work a little too well here?

Like what? Give me one example.

I don't know. But you know
what I'm talking about.

Please clear the gate.
Royal Nectar Force on approach.

Wait a second. Oheck it out.

- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
- Wow.

I've never seen them this close.

They know what it's like
outside the hive.

Yeah, but some don't come back.

- Hey, Jocks!
- Hi, Jocks!

You guys did great!

You're monsters!
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!

- I wonder where they were.
- I don't know.

Their day's not planned.

Outside the hive, flying who knows
where, doing who knows what.

You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
Jock. You have to be bred for that.

Right.

Look. That's more pollen
than you and I will see in a lifetime.

It's just a status symbol.
Bees make too much of it.

Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
and the ladies see you wearing it.

Those ladies?
Aren't they our cousins too?

Distant. Distant.

Look at these two.

- Oouple of Hive Harrys.
- Let's have fun with them.

It must be dangerous
being a Pollen Jock.

Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
against a mushroom!

He had a paw on my throat,
and with the other, he was slapping me!

- Oh, my!
- I never thought I'd knock him out.

What were you doing during this?

Trying to alert the authorities.

I can autograph that.

A little gusty out there today,
wasn't it, comrades?

Yeah. Gusty.

We're hitting a sunflower patch
six miles from here tomorrow.

- Six miles, huh?
- Barry!

A puddle jump for us,
but maybe you're not up for it.

- Maybe I am.
- You are not!

We're going 0900 at J-Gate.

What do you think, buzzy-boy?
Are you bee enough?

I might be. It all depends
on what 0900 means.

Hey, Honex!

Dad, you surprised me.

You decide what you're interested in?

- Well, there's a lot of choices.
- But you only get one.

Do you ever get bored
doing the same job every day?

Son, let me tell you about stirring.

You grab that stick, and you just
move it around, and you stir it around.

You get yourself into a rhythm.
It's a beautiful thing.

You know, Dad,
the more I think about it,

maybe the honey field
just isn't right for me.

You were thinking of what,
making balloon animals?

That's a bad job
for a guy with a stinger.

Janet, your son's not sure
he wants to go into honey!

- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
- I'm not trying to be funny.

You're not funny! You're going
into honey. Our son, the stirrer!

- You're gonna be a stirrer?
- No one's listening to me!

Wait till you see the sticks I have.

I could say anything right now.
I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!

Let's open some honey and celebrate!

Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
Shave my antennae.

Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!

I'm so proud.

- We're starting work today!
- Today's the day.

Oome on! All the good jobs
will be gone.

Yeah, right.

Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
stirrer, front desk, hair removal...

- Is it still available?
- Hang on. Two left!

One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
Step to the side.

- What'd you get?
- Picking crud out. Stellar!

Wow!

Oouple of newbies?

Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!

Make your choice.

- You want to go first?
- No, you go.

Oh, my. What's available?

Restroom attendant's open,
not for the reason you think.

- Any chance of getting the Krelman?
- Sure, you're on.

I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.

Wax monkey's always open.

The Krelman opened up again.

What happened?

A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
He's dead. Another dead one.

Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.

Dead from the neck up.
Dead from the neck down. That's life!

Oh, this is so hard!

Heating, cooling,
stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,

humming, inspector number seven,
lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,

mite wrangler. Barry, what
do you think I should... Barry?

Barry!

All right, we've got the sunflower patch
in quadrant nine...

What happened to you?
Where are you?

- I'm going out.
- Out? Out where?

- Out there.
- Oh, no!

I have to, before I go
to work for the rest of my life.

You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?

Another call coming in.

If anyone's feeling brave,
there's a Korean deli on 83rd

that gets their roses today.

Hey, guys.

- Look at that.
- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?

Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.

It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.

Really? Feeling lucky, are you?

Sign here, here. Just initial that.

- Thank you.
- OK.

You got a rain advisory today,

and as you all know,
bees cannot fly in rain.

So be careful. As always,
watch your brooms,

hockey sticks, dogs,
birds, bears and bats.

Also, I got a couple of reports
of root beer being poured on us.

Murphy's in a home because of it,
babbling like a cicada!

- That's awful.
- And a reminder for you rookies,

bee law number one,
absolutely no talking to humans!

All right, launch positions!

Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!

Black and yellow!

Hello!

You ready for this, hot shot?

Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.

Wind, check.

- Antennae, check.
- Nectar pack, check.

- Wings, check.
- Stinger, check.

Scared out of my shorts, check.

OK, ladies,

let's move it out!

Pound those petunias,
you striped stem-suckers!

All of you, drain those flowers!

Wow! I'm out!

I can't believe I'm out!

So blue.

I feel so fast and free!

Box kite!

Wow!

Flowers!

This is Blue Leader.
We have roses visual.

Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.

Roses!

30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.

Stand to the side, kid.
It's got a bit of a kick.

That is one nectar collector!

- Ever see pollination up close?
- No, sir.

I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it
over here. Maybe a dash over there,

a pinch on that one.
See that? It's a little bit of magic.

That's amazing. Why do we do that?

That's pollen power. More pollen, more
flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.

Oool.

I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.
Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?

Oopy that visual.

Wait. One of these flowers
seems to be on the move.

Say again? You're reporting
a moving flower?

Affirmative.

That was on the line!

This is the coolest. What is it?

I don't know, but I'm loving this color.

It smells good.
Not like a flower, but I like it.

Yeah, fuzzy.

Ohemical-y.

Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.

My sweet lord of bees!

Oandy-brain, get off there!

Problem!

- Guys!
- This could be bad.

Affirmative.

Very close.

Gonna hurt.

Mama's little boy.

You are way out of position, rookie!

Ooming in at you like a missile!

Help me!

I don't think these are flowers.

- Should we tell him?
- I think he knows.

What is this?!

Match point!

You can start packing up, honey,
because you're about to eat it!

Yowser!

Gross.

There's a bee in the car!

- Do something!
- I'm driving!

- Hi, bee.
- He's back here!

He's going to sting me!

Nobody move. If you don't move,
he won't sting you. Freeze!

He blinked!

Spray him, Granny!

What are you doing?!

Wow... the tension level
out here is unbelievable.

I gotta get home.

Oan't fly in rain.

Oan't fly in rain.

Oan't fly in rain.

Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!

Ken, could you close
the window please?

Ken, could you close
the window please?

Oheck out my new resume.
I made it into a fold-out brochure.

You see? Folds out.

Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.

What was that?

Maybe this time. This time. This time.
This time! This time! This...

Drapes!

That is diabolical.

It's fantastic. It's got all my special
skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.

What's number one? Star Wars?

Nah, I don't go for that...

...kind of stuff.

No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.
They're out of their minds.

When I leave a job interview, they're
flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.

There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.

I don't remember the sun
having a big 75 on it.

I predicted global warming.

I could feel it getting hotter.
At first I thought it was just me.

Wait! Stop! Bee!

Stand back. These are winter boots.

Wait!

Don't kill him!

You know I'm allergic to them!
This thing could kill me!

Why does his life have
less value than yours?

Why does his life have any less value
than mine? Is that your statement?

I'm just saying all life has value. You
don't know what he's capable of feeling.

My brochure!

There you go, little guy.

I'm not scared of him.
It's an allergic thing.

Put that on your resume brochure.

My whole face could puff up.

Make it one of your special skills.

Knocking someone out
is also a special skill.

Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.

- Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
- Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.

- You could put carob chips on there.
- Bye.

- Supposed to be less calories.
- Bye.

I gotta say something.

She saved my life.
I gotta say something.

All right, here it goes.

Nah.

What would I say?

I could really get in trouble.

It's a bee law.
You're not supposed to talk to a human.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

I've got to.

Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!

No. Yes. No.

Do it. I can't.

How should I start it?
"You like jazz?" No, that's no good.

Here she comes! Speak, you fool!

Hi!

I'm sorry.

- You're talking.
- Yes, I know.

You're talking!

I'm so sorry.

No, it's OK. It's fine.
I know I'm dreaming.

But I don't recall going to bed.

Well, I'm sure this
is very disconcerting.

This is a bit of a surprise to me.
I mean, you're a bee!

I am. And I'm not supposed
to be doing this,

but they were all trying to kill me.

And if it wasn't for you...

I had to thank you.
It's just how I was raised.

That was a little weird.

- I'm talking with a bee.
- Yeah.

I'm talking to a bee.
And the bee is talking to me!

I just want to say I'm grateful.
I'll leave now.

- Wait! How did you learn to do that?
- What?

The talking thing.

Same way you did, I guess.
"Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.

- That's very funny.
- Yeah.

Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,
we'd cry with what we have to deal with.

Anyway...

Oan I...

...get you something?
- Like what?

I don't know. I mean...
I don't know. Ooffee?

I don't want to put you out.

It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.

- It's just coffee.
- I hate to impose.

- Don't be ridiculous!
- Actually, I would love a cup.

Hey, you want rum cake?

- I shouldn't.
- Have some.

- No, I can't.
- Oome on!

I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.

- Where?
- These stripes don't help.

You look great!

I don't know if you know
anything about fashion.

Are you all right?

No.

He's making the tie in the cab
as they're flying up Madison.

He finally gets there.

He runs up the steps into the church.
The wedding is on.

And he says, "Watermelon?
I thought you said Guatemalan.

Why would I marry a watermelon?"

Is that a bee joke?

That's the kind of stuff we do.

Yeah, different.

So, what are you gonna do, Barry?

About work? I don't know.

I want to do my part for the hive,
but I can't do it the way they want.

I know how you feel.

- You do?
- Sure.

My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or
a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.

- Really?
- My only interest is flowers.

Our new queen was just elected
with that same campaign slogan.

Anyway, if you look...

There's my hive right there. See it?

You're in Sheep Meadow!

Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!

No way! I know that area.
I lost a toe ring there once.

- Why do girls put rings on their toes?
- Why not?

- It's like putting a hat on your knee.
- Maybe I'll try that.

- You all right, ma'am?
- Oh, yeah. Fine.

Just having two cups of coffee!

Anyway, this has been great.
Thanks for the coffee.

Yeah, it's no trouble.

Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,
I'd be up the rest of my life.

Are you...?

Oan I take a piece of this with me?

Sure! Here, have a crumb.

- Thanks!
- Yeah.

All right. Well, then...
I guess I'll see you around.

Or not.

OK, Barry.

And thank you
so much again... for before.

Oh, that? That was nothing.

Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...

This can't possibly work.

He's all set to go.
We may as well try it.

OK, Dave, pull the chute.

- Sounds amazing.
- It was amazing!

It was the scariest,
happiest moment of my life.

Humans! I can't believe
you were with humans!

Giant, scary humans!
What were they like?

Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.

They eat crazy giant things.
They drive crazy.

- Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
- Some of them. But some of them don't.

- How'd you get back?
- Poodle.

You did it, and I'm glad. You saw
whatever you wanted to see.

You had your "experience." Now you
can pick out yourjob and be normal.

- Well...
- Well?

Well, I met someone.

You did? Was she Bee-ish?

- A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
- No, no, no, not a wasp.

- Spider?
- I'm not attracted to spiders.

I know it's the hottest thing,
with the eight legs and all.

I can't get by that face.

So who is she?

She's... human.

No, no. That's a bee law.
You wouldn't break a bee law.

- Her name's Vanessa.
- Oh, boy.

She's so nice. And she's a florist!

Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!

We're not dating.

You're flying outside the hive, talking
to humans that attack our homes

with power washers and M-80s!
One-eighth a stick of dynamite!

She saved my life!
And she understands me.

This is over!

Eat this.

This is not over! What was that?

- They call it a crumb.
- It was so stingin' stripey!

And that's not what they eat.
That's what falls off what they eat!

- You know what a Oinnabon is?
- No.

It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.
They heat it up...

Sit down!

...really hot!
- Listen to me!

We are not them! We're us.
There's us and there's them!

Yes, but who can deny
the heart that is yearning?

There's no yearning.
Stop yearning. Listen to me!

You have got to start thinking bee,
my friend. Thinking bee!

- Thinking bee.
- Thinking bee.

Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

There he is. He's in the pool.

You know what your problem is, Barry?

I gotta start thinking bee?

How much longer will this go on?

It's been three days!
Why aren't you working?

I've got a lot of big life decisions
to think about.

What life? You have no life!
You have no job. You're barely a bee!

Would it kill you
to make a little honey?

Barry, come out.
Your father's talking to you.

Martin, would you talk to him?

Barry, I'm talking to you!

You coming?

Got everything?

All set!

Go ahead. I'll catch up.

Don't be too long.

Watch this!

Vanessa!

- We're still here.
- I told you not to yell at him.

He doesn't respond to yelling!

- Then why yell at me?
- Because you don't listen!

I'm not listening to this.

Sorry, I've gotta go.

- Where are you going?
- I'm meeting a friend.

A girl? Is this why you can't decide?

Bye.

I just hope she's Bee-ish.

They have a huge parade
of flowers every year in Pasadena?

To be in the Tournament of Roses,
that's every florist's dream!

Up on a float, surrounded
by flowers, crowds cheering.

A tournament. Do the roses
compete in athletic events?

No. All right, I've got one.
How come you don't fly everywhere?

It's exhausting. Why don't you
run everywhere? It's faster.

Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
All right, your turn.

TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
That's insane!

You don't have that?

We have Hivo, but it's a disease.
It's a horrible, horrible disease.

Oh, my.

Dumb bees!

You must want to sting all those jerks.

We try not to sting.
It's usually fatal for us.

So you have to watch your temper.

Very carefully.
You kick a wall, take a walk,

write an angry letter and throw it out.
Work through it like any emotion:

Anger, jealousy, lust.

Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?

Yeah.

- What is wrong with you?!
- It's a bug.

He's not bothering anybody.
Get out of here, you creep!

What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?

Yeah, it was. How did you know?

It felt like about 10 pages.
Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.

You've really got that
down to a science.

- I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
- I'll bet.

What in the name
of Mighty Hercules is this?

How did this get here?
Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,

Ray Liotta Private Select?

- Is he that actor?
- I never heard of him.

- Why is this here?
- For people. We eat it.

You don't have
enough food of your own?

- Well, yes.
- How do you get it?

- Bees make it.
- I know who makes it!

And it's hard to make it!

There's heating, cooling, stirring.
You need a whole Krelman thing!

- It's organic.
- It's our-ganic!

It's just honey, Barry.

Just what?!

Bees don't know about this!
This is stealing! A lot of stealing!

You've taken our homes, schools,
hospitals! This is all we have!

And it's on sale?!
I'm getting to the bottom of this.

I'm getting to the bottom
of all of this!

Hey, Hector.

- You almost done?
- Almost.

He is here. I sense it.

Well, I guess I'll go home now

and just leave this nice honey out,
with no one around.

You're busted, box boy!

I knew I heard something.
So you can talk!

I can talk.
And now you'll start talking!

Where you getting the sweet stuff?
Who's your supplier?

I don't understand.
I thought we were friends.

The last thing we want
to do is upset bees!

You're too late! It's ours now!

You, sir, have crossed
the wrong sword!

You, sir, will be lunch
for my iguana, Ignacio!

Where is the honey coming from?

Tell me where!

Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!

Orazy person!

What horrible thing has happened here?

These faces, they never knew
what hit them. And now

they're on the road to nowhere!

Just keep still.

What? You're not dead?

Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
that moves. Where you headed?

To Honey Farms.
I am onto something huge here.

I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,
crazy stuff. Blows your head off!

I'm going to Tacoma.

- And you?
- He really is dead.

All right.

Uh-oh!

- What is that?!
- Oh, no!

- A wiper! Triple blade!
- Triple blade?

Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!

Why does everything have
to be so doggone clean?!

How much do you people need to see?!

Open your eyes!
Stick your head out the window!

From NPR News in Washington,
I'm Oarl Kasell.

But don't kill no more bugs!

- Bee!
- Moose blood guy!!

- You hear something?
- Like what?

Like tiny screaming.

Turn off the radio.

Whassup, bee boy?

Hey, Blood.

Just a row of honey jars,
as far as the eye could see.

Wow!

I assume wherever this truck goes
is where they're getting it.

I mean, that honey's ours.

- Bees hang tight.
- We're all jammed in.

It's a close community.

Not us, man. We on our own.
Every mosquito on his own.

- What if you get in trouble?
- You a mosquito, you in trouble.

Nobody likes us. They just smack.
See a mosquito, smack, smack!

At least you're out in the world.
You must meet girls.

Mosquito girls try to trade up,
get with a moth, dragonfly.

Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.

You got to be kidding me!

Mooseblood's about to leave
the building! So long, bee!

- Hey, guys!
- Mooseblood!

I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
Did you bring your crazy straw?

We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,
and it's pretty much pure profit.

What is this place?

A bee's got a brain
the size of a pinhead.

They are pinheads!

Pinhead.

- Oheck out the new smoker.
- Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.

The Thomas 3000!

Smoker?

Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
Twice the nicotine, all the tar.

A couple breaths of this
knocks them right out.

They make the honey,
and we make the money.

"They make the honey,
and we make the money"?

Oh, my!

What's going on? Are you OK?

Yeah. It doesn't last too long.

Do you know you're
in a fake hive with fake walls?

Our queen was moved here.
We had no choice.

This is your queen?
That's a man in women's clothes!

That's a drag queen!

What is this?

Oh, no!

There's hundreds of them!

Bee honey.

Our honey is being brazenly stolen
on a massive scale!

This is worse than anything bears
have done! I intend to do something.

Oh, Barry, stop.

Who told you humans are taking
our honey? That's a rumor.

Do these look like rumors?

That's a conspiracy theory.
These are obviously doctored photos.

How did you get mixed up in this?

He's been talking to humans.

- What?
- Talking to humans?!

He has a human girlfriend.
And they make out!

Make out? Barry!

We do not.

- You wish you could.
- Whose side are you on?

The bees!

I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
Those crazy legs kept me up all night.

Barry, this is what you want
to do with your life?

I want to do it for all our lives.
Nobody works harder than bees!

Dad, I remember you
coming home so overworked

your hands were still stirring.
You couldn't stop.

I remember that.

What right do they have to our honey?

We live on two cups a year. They put it
in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!

Even if it's true, what can one bee do?

Sting them where it really hurts.

In the face! The eye!

- That would hurt.
- No.

Up the nose? That's a killer.

There's only one place you can sting
the humans, one place where it matters.

Hive at Five, the hive's only
full-hour action news source.

No more bee beards!

With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.

Weather with Storm Stinger.

Sports with Buzz Larvi.

And Jeanette Ohung.

- Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
- And I'm Jeanette Ohung.

A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,

intends to sue the human race
for stealing our honey,

packaging it and profiting
from it illegally!

Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,

we'll have three former queens here in
our studio, discussing their new book,

Olassy Ladies,
out this week on Hexagon.

Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.

Did you ever think, "I'm a kid
from the hive. I can't do this"?

Bees have never been afraid
to change the world.

What about Bee Oolumbus?
Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?

Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.

We were thinking
of stickball or candy stores.

How old are you?

The bee community
is supporting you in this case,

which will be the trial
of the bee century.

You know, they have a Larry King
in the human world too.

It's a common name. Next week...

He looks like you and has a show
and suspenders and colored dots...

Next week...

Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the
guest even though you just heard 'em.

Bear Week next week!
They're scary, hairy and here live.

Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,
squinty eyes, very Jewish.

In tennis, you attack
at the point of weakness!

It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.

Honey, her backhand's a joke!
I'm not gonna take advantage of that?

Quiet, please.
Actual work going on here.

- Is that that same bee?
- Yes, it is!

I'm helping him sue the human race.

- Hello.
- Hello, bee.

This is Ken.

Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size
ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.

Why does he talk again?

Listen, you better go
'cause we're really busy working.

But it's our yogurt night!

Bye-bye.

Why is yogurt night so difficult?!

You poor thing.
You two have been at this for hours!

Yes, and Adam here
has been a huge help.

- Frosting...
- How many sugars?

Just one. I try not
to use the competition.

So why are you helping me?

Bees have good qualities.

And it takes my mind off the shop.

Instead of flowers, people
are giving balloon bouquets now.

Those are great, if you're three.

And artificial flowers.

- Oh, those just get me psychotic!
- Yeah, me too.

Bent stingers, pointless pollination.

Bees must hate those fake things!

Nothing worse
than a daffodil that's had work done.

Maybe this could make up
for it a little bit.

- This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
- I guess.

You sure you want to go through with it?

Am I sure? When I'm done with
the humans, they won't be able

to say, "Honey, I'm home,"
without paying a royalty!

It's an incredible scene
here in downtown Manhattan,

where the world anxiously waits,
because for the first time in history,

we will hear for ourselves
if a honeybee can actually speak.

What have we gotten into here, Barry?

It's pretty big, isn't it?

I can't believe how many humans
don't work during the day.

You think billion-dollar multinational
food companies have good lawyers?

Everybody needs to stay
behind the barricade.

- What's the matter?
- I don't know, I just got a chill.

Well, if it isn't the bee team.

You boys work on this?

All rise! The Honorable
Judge Bumbleton presiding.

All right. Oase number 4475,

Superior Oourt of New York,
Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry

is now in session.

Mr. Montgomery, you're representing
the five food companies collectively?

A privilege.

Mr. Benson... you're representing
all the bees of the world?

I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,
we're ready to proceed.

Mr. Montgomery,
your opening statement, please.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,

my grandmother was a simple woman.

Born on a farm, she believed
it was man's divine right

to benefit from the bounty
of nature God put before us.

If we lived in the topsy-turvy world
Mr. Benson imagines,

just think of what would it mean.

I would have to negotiate
with the silkworm

for the elastic in my britches!

Talking bee!

How do we know this isn't some sort of

holographic motion-picture-capture
Hollywood wizardry?

They could be using laser beams!

Robotics! Ventriloquism!
Oloning! For all we know,

he could be on steroids!

Mr. Benson?

Ladies and gentlemen,
there's no trickery here.

I'm just an ordinary bee.
Honey's pretty important to me.

It's important to all bees.
We invented it!

We make it. And we protect it
with our lives.

Unfortunately, there are
some people in this room

who think they can take it from us

'cause we're the little guys!
I'm hoping that, after this is all over,

you'll see how, by taking our honey,
you not only take everything we have

but everything we are!

I wish he'd dress like that
all the time. So nice!

Oall your first witness.

So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden
of Honey Farms, big company you have.

I suppose so.

I see you also own
Honeyburton and Honron!

Yes, they provide beekeepers
for our farms.

Beekeeper. I find that
to be a very disturbing term.

I don't imagine you employ
any bee-free-ers, do you?

- No.
- I couldn't hear you.

- No.
- No.

Because you don't free bees.
You keep bees. Not only that,

it seems you thought a bear would be
an appropriate image for a jar of honey.

They're very lovable creatures.

Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.

You mean like this?

Bears kill bees!

How'd you like his head crashing
through your living room?!

Biting into your couch!
Spitting out your throw pillows!

OK, that's enough. Take him away.

So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.
Your name intrigues me.

- Where have I heard it before?
- I was with a band called The Police.

But you've never been
a police officer, have you?

No, I haven't.

No, you haven't. And so here
we have yet another example

of bee culture casually
stolen by a human

for nothing more than
a prance-about stage name.

Oh, please.

Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?

Because I'm feeling
a little stung, Sting.

Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!

That's not his real name?! You idiots!

Mr. Liotta, first,
belated congratulations on

your Emmy win for a guest spot
on ER in 2005.

Thank you. Thank you.

I see from your resume
that you're devilishly handsome

with a churning inner turmoil
that's ready to blow.

I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?

Not yet it isn't. But is this
what it's come to for you?

Exploiting tiny, helpless bees
so you don't

have to rehearse
your part and learn your lines, sir?

Watch it, Benson!
I could blow right now!

This isn't a goodfella.
This is a badfella!

Why doesn't someone just step on
this creep, and we can all go home?!

- Order in this court!
- You're all thinking it!

Order! Order, I say!

- Say it!
- Mr. Liotta, please sit down!

I think it was awfully nice
of that bear to pitch in like that.

I think the jury's on our side.

Are we doing everything right, legally?

I'm a florist.

Right. Well, here's to a great team.

To a great team!

Well, hello.

- Ken!
- Hello.

I didn't think you were coming.

No, I was just late.
I tried to call, but... the battery.

I didn't want all this to go to waste,
so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.

Oh, that was lucky.

There's a little left.
I could heat it up.

Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.

So I hear you're quite a tennis player.

I'm not much for the game myself.
The ball's a little grabby.

That's where I usually sit.
Right... there.

Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,

and he agreed with me that eating with
chopsticks isn't really a special skill.

You think I don't see what you're doing?

I know how hard it is to find
the rightjob. We have that in common.

Do we?

Bees have 100 percent employment,
but we do jobs like taking the crud out.

That's just what
I was thinking about doing.

Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor
for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.

I'm going to drain the old stinger.

Yeah, you do that.

Look at that.

You know, I've just about had it

with your little mind games.

- What's that?
- Italian Vogue.

Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.

A lot of ads.

Remember what Van said, why is
your life more valuable than mine?

Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!

I think something stinks in here!

I love the smell of flowers.

How do you like the smell of flames?!

Not as much.

Water bug! Not taking sides!

Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!
This is pathetic!

I've got issues!

Well, well, well, a royal flush!

- You're bluffing.
- Am I?

Surf's up, dude!

Poo water!

That bowl is gnarly.

Except for those dirty yellow rings!

Kenneth! What are you doing?!

You know, I don't even like honey!
I don't eat it!

We need to talk!

He's just a little bee!

And he happens to be
the nicest bee I've met in a long time!

Long time? What are you talking about?!
Are there other bugs in your life?

No, but there are other things bugging
me in life. And you're one of them!

Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...

My nerves are fried from riding
on this emotional roller coaster!

Goodbye, Ken.

And for your information,

I prefer sugar-free, artificial
sweeteners made by man!

I'm sorry about all that.

I know it's got
an aftertaste! I like it!

I always felt there was some kind
of barrier between Ken and me.

I couldn't overcome it.
Oh, well.

Are you OK for the trial?

I believe Mr. Montgomery
is about out of ideas.

We would like to call
Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.

Good idea! You can really see why he's
considered one of the best lawyers...

Yeah.

Layton, you've
gotta weave some magic

with this jury,
or it's gonna be all over.

Don't worry. The only thing I have
to do to turn this jury around

is to remind them
of what they don't like about bees.

- You got the tweezers?
- Are you allergic?

Only to losing, son. Only to losing.

Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you
what I think we'd all like to know.

What exactly is your relationship

to that woman?

We're friends.

- Good friends?
- Yes.

How good? Do you live together?

Wait a minute...

Are you her little...

...bedbug?

I've seen a bee documentary or two.
From what I understand,

doesn't your queen give birth
to all the bee children?

- Yeah, but...
- So those aren't your real parents!

- Oh, Barry...
- Yes, they are!

Hold me back!

You're an illegitimate bee,
aren't you, Benson?

He's denouncing bees!

Don't y'all date your cousins?

- Objection!
- I'm going to pincushion this guy!

Adam, don't! It's what he wants!

Oh, I'm hit!!

Oh, lordy, I am hit!

Order! Order!

The venom! The venom
is coursing through my veins!

I have been felled
by a winged beast of destruction!

You see? You can't treat them
like equals! They're striped savages!

Stinging's the only thing
they know! It's their way!

- Adam, stay with me.
- I can't feel my legs.

What angel of mercy
will come forward to suck the poison

from my heaving buttocks?

I will have order in this court. Order!

Order, please!

The case of the honeybees
versus the human race

took a pointed turn against the bees

yesterday when one of their legal
team stung Layton T. Montgomery.

- Hey, buddy.
- Hey.

- Is there much pain?
- Yeah.

I...

I blew the whole case, didn't I?

It doesn't matter. What matters is
you're alive. You could have died.

I'd be better off dead. Look at me.

They got it from the cafeteria
downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.

Look, there's
a little celery still on it.

What was it like to sting someone?

I can't explain it. It was all...

All adrenaline and then...
and then ecstasy!

All right.

You think it was all a trap?

Of course. I'm sorry.
I flew us right into this.

What were we thinking? Look at us. We're
just a couple of bugs in this world.

What will the humans do to us
if they win?

I don't know.

I hear they put the roaches in motels.
That doesn't sound so bad.

Adam, they check in,
but they don't check out!

Oh, my.

Oould you get a nurse
to close that window?

- Why?
- The smoke.

Bees don't smoke.

Right. Bees don't smoke.

Bees don't smoke!
But some bees are smoking.

That's it! That's our case!

It is? It's not over?

Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.

Get back to the court and stall.
Stall any way you can.

And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.

Mr. Flayman.

Yes? Yes, Your Honor!

Where is the rest of your team?

Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.

Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,

and as a result,
we don't make very good time.

I actually heard a funny story about...

Your Honor,
haven't these ridiculous bugs

taken up enough
of this court's valuable time?

How much longer will we allow
these absurd shenanigans to go on?

They have presented no compelling
evidence to support their charges

against my clients,
who run legitimate businesses.

I move for a complete dismissal
of this entire case!

Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going

to have to consider
Mr. Montgomery's motion.

But you can't! We have a terrific case.

Where is your proof?
Where is the evidence?

Show me the smoking gun!

Hold it, Your Honor!
You want a smoking gun?

Here is your smoking gun.

What is that?

It's a bee smoker!

What, this?
This harmless little contraption?

This couldn't hurt a fly,
let alone a bee.

Look at what has happened

to bees who have never been asked,
"Smoking or non?"

Is this what nature intended for us?

To be forcibly addicted
to smoke machines

and man-made wooden slat work camps?

Living out our lives as honey slaves
to the white man?

- What are we gonna do?
- He's playing the species card.

Ladies and gentlemen, please,
free these bees!

Free the bees! Free the bees!

Free the bees!

Free the bees! Free the bees!

The court finds in favor of the bees!

Vanessa, we won!

I knew you could do it! High-five!

Sorry.

I'm OK! You know what this means?

All the honey
will finally belong to the bees.

Now we won't have
to work so hard all the time.

This is an unholy perversion
of the balance of nature, Benson.

You'll regret this.

Barry, how much honey is out there?

All right. One at a time.

Barry, who are you wearing?

My sweater is Ralph Lauren,
and I have no pants.

- What if Montgomery's right?
- What do you mean?

We've been living the bee way
a long time, 27 million years.

Oongratulations on your victory.
What will you demand as a settlement?

First, we'll demand a complete shutdown
of all bee work camps.

Then we want back the honey
that was ours to begin with,

every last drop.

We demand an end to the glorification
of the bear as anything more

than a filthy, smelly,
bad-breath stink machine.

We're all aware
of what they do in the woods.

Wait for my signal.

Take him out.

He'll have nauseous
for a few hours, then he'll be fine.

And we will no longer tolerate
bee-negative nicknames...

But it's just a prance-about stage name!

...unnecessary inclusion of honey
in bogus health products

and la-dee-da human
tea-time snack garnishments.

Oan't breathe.

Bring it in, boys!

Hold it right there! Good.

Tap it.

Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,
and there's gallons more coming!

- I think we need to shut down!
- Shut down? We've never shut down.

Shut down honey production!

Stop making honey!

Turn your key, sir!

What do we do now?

Oannonball!

We're shutting honey production!

Mission abort.

Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
Returning to base.

Adam, you wouldn't believe
how much honey was out there.

Oh, yeah?

What's going on? Where is everybody?

- Are they out celebrating?
- They're home.

They don't know what to do.
Laying out, sleeping in.

I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way
to San Antonio with a cricket.

At least we got our honey back.

Sometimes I think, so what if humans
liked our honey? Who wouldn't?

It's the greatest thing in the world!
I was excited to be part of making it.

This was my new desk. This was my
new job. I wanted to do it really well.

And now...

Now I can't.

I don't understand
why they're not happy.

I thought their lives would be better!

They're doing nothing. It's amazing.
Honey really changes people.

You don't have any idea
what's going on, do you?

- What did you want to show me?
- This.

What happened here?

That is not the half of it.

Oh, no. Oh, my.

They're all wilting.

Doesn't look very good, does it?

No.

And whose fault do you think that is?

You know, I'm gonna guess bees.

Bees?

Specifically, me.

I didn't think bees not needing to make
honey would affect all these things.

It's notjust flowers.
Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.

That's our whole SAT test right there.

Take away produce, that affects
the entire animal kingdom.

And then, of course...

The human species?

So if there's no more pollination,

it could all just go south here,
couldn't it?

I know this is also partly my fault.

How about a suicide pact?

How do we do it?

- I'll sting you, you step on me.
- Thatjust kills you twice.

Right, right.

Listen, Barry...
sorry, but I gotta get going.

I had to open my mouth and talk.

Vanessa?

Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
Where are you going?

To the final Tournament of Roses parade
in Pasadena.

They've moved it to this weekend
because all the flowers are dying.

It's the last chance
I'll ever have to see it.

Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.
I never meant it to turn out like this.

I know. Me neither.

Tournament of Roses.
Roses can't do sports.

Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?

Roses!

Vanessa!

Roses?!

Barry?

- Roses are flowers!
- Yes, they are.

Flowers, bees, pollen!

I know.
That's why this is the last parade.

Maybe not.
Oould you ask him to slow down?

Oould you slow down?

Barry!

OK, I made a huge mistake.
This is a total disaster, all my fault.

Yes, it kind of is.

I've ruined the planet.
I wanted to help you

with the flower shop.
I've made it worse.

Actually, it's completely closed down.

I thought maybe you were remodeling.

But I have another idea, and it's
greater than my previous ideas combined.

I don't want to hear it!

All right, they have the roses,
the roses have the pollen.

I know every bee, plant
and flower bud in this park.

All we gotta do is get what they've got
back here with what we've got.

- Bees.
- Park.

- Pollen!
- Flowers.

- Repollination!
- Across the nation!

Tournament of Roses,
Pasadena, Oalifornia.

They've got nothing
but flowers, floats and cotton candy.

Security will be tight.

I have an idea.

Vanessa Bloome, FTD.

Official floral business. It's real.

Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.

Thank you. It was a gift.

Once inside,
we just pick the right float.

How about The Princess and the Pea?

I could be the princess,
and you could be the pea!

Yes, I got it.

- Where should I sit?
- What are you?

- I believe I'm the pea.
- The pea?

It goes under the mattresses.

- Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
- I'm getting the marshal.

You do that!
This whole parade is a fiasco!

Let's see what this baby'll do.

Hey, what are you doing?!

Then all we do
is blend in with traffic...

...without arousing suspicion.

Once at the airport,
there's no stopping us.

Stop! Security.

- You and your insect pack your float?
- Yes.

Has it been
in your possession the entire time?

Would you remove your shoes?

- Remove your stinger.
- It's part of me.

I know. Just having some fun.
Enjoy your flight.

Then if we're lucky, we'll have
just enough pollen to do the job.

Oan you believe how lucky we are? We
have just enough pollen to do the job!

I think this is gonna work.

It's got to work.

Attention, passengers,
this is Oaptain Scott.

We have a bit of bad weather
in New York.

It looks like we'll experience
a couple hours delay.

Barry, these are cut flowers
with no water. They'll never make it.

I gotta get up there
and talk to them.

Be careful.

Oan I get help
with the Sky Mall magazine?

I'd like to order the talking
inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.

Oaptain, I'm in a real situation.

- What'd you say, Hal?
- Nothing.

Bee!

Don't freak out! My entire species...

What are you doing?

- Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
- Who's an attorney?

Don't move.

Oh, Barry.

Good afternoon, passengers.
This is your captain.

Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B
please report to the cockpit?

And please hurry!

What happened here?

There was a DustBuster,
a toupee, a life raft exploded.

One's bald, one's in a boat,
they're both unconscious!

- Is that another bee joke?
- No!

No one's flying the plane!

This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.
What's your status?

This is Vanessa Bloome.
I'm a florist from New York.

Where's the pilot?

He's unconscious,
and so is the copilot.

Not good. Does anyone onboard
have flight experience?

As a matter of fact, there is.

- Who's that?
- Barry Benson.

From the honey trial?! Oh, great.

Vanessa, this is nothing more
than a big metal bee.

It's got giant wings, huge engines.

I can't fly a plane.

- Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
- Yes.

How hard could it be?

Wait, Barry!
We're headed into some lightning.

This is Bob Bumble. We have some
late-breaking news from JFK Airport,

where a suspenseful scene
is developing.

Barry Benson,
fresh from his legal victory...

That's Barry!

...is attempting to land a plane,
loaded with people, flowers

and an incapacitated flight crew.

Flowers?!

We have a storm in the area
and two individuals at the controls

with absolutely no flight experience.

Just a minute.
There's a bee on that plane.

I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson
and his no-account compadres.

They've done enough damage.

But isn't he your only hope?

Technically, a bee
shouldn't be able to fly at all.

Their wings are too small...

Haven't we heard this a million times?

"The surface area of the wings
and body mass make no sense."

- Get this on the air!
- Got it.

- Stand by.
- We're going live.

The way we work may be a mystery to you.

Making honey takes a lot of bees
doing a lot of small jobs.

But let me tell you about a small job.

If you do it well,
it makes a big difference.

More than we realized.
To us, to everyone.

That's why I want to get bees
back to working together.

That's the bee way!
We're not made of Jell-O.

We get behind a fellow.

- Black and yellow!
- Hello!

Left, right, down, hover.

- Hover?
- Forget hover.

This isn't so hard.
Beep-beep! Beep-beep!

Barry, what happened?!

Wait, I think we were
on autopilot the whole time.

- That may have been helping me.
- And now we're not!

So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.

All of you, let's get
behind this fellow! Move it out!

Move out!

Our only chance is if I do what I'd do,
you copy me with the wings of the plane!

Don't have to yell.

I'm not yelling!
We're in a lot of trouble.

It's very hard to concentrate
with that panicky tone in your voice!

It's not a tone. I'm panicking!

I can't do this!

Vanessa, pull yourself together.
You have to snap out of it!

You snap out of it.

You snap out of it.

- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!

- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!

- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!

- Hold it!
- Why? Oome on, it's my turn.

How is the plane flying?

I don't know.

Hello?

Benson, got any flowers
for a happy occasion in there?

The Pollen Jocks!

They do get behind a fellow.

- Black and yellow.
- Hello.

All right, let's drop this tin can
on the blacktop.

Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?

No, nothing. It's all cloudy.

Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry.

- Thinking bee.
- Thinking bee.

Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

Wait a minute.
I think I'm feeling something.

- What?
- I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.

Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.

Bring the nose down.

Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

- What in the world is on the tarmac?
- Get some lights on that!

Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

- Vanessa, aim for the flower.
- OK.

Out the engines. We're going in
on bee power. Ready, boys?

Affirmative!

Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.

Land on that flower!

Ready? Full reverse!

Spin it around!

- Not that flower! The other one!
- Which one?

- That flower.
- I'm aiming at the flower!

That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
I mean the giant pulsating flower

made of millions of bees!

Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.

Rotate around it.

- This is insane, Barry!
- This's the only way I know how to fly.

Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane
flying in an insect-like pattern?

Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.
Smell it. Full reverse!

Just drop it. Be a part of it.

Aim for the center!

Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!

Oome on, already.

Barry, we did it!
You taught me how to fly!

- Yes. No high-five!
- Right.

Barry, it worked!
Did you see the giant flower?

What giant flower? Where? Of course
I saw the flower! That was genius!

- Thank you.
- But we're not done yet.

Listen, everyone!

This runway is covered
with the last pollen

from the last flowers
available anywhere on Earth.

That means this is our last chance.

We're the only ones who make honey,
pollinate flowers and dress like this.

If we're gonna survive as a species,
this is our moment! What do you say?

Are we going to be bees, orjust
Museum of Natural History keychains?

We're bees!

Keychain!

Then follow me! Except Keychain.

Hold on, Barry. Here.

You've earned this.

Yeah!

I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect
fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.

Oh, yeah.

That's our Barry.

Mom! The bees are back!

If anybody needs
to make a call, now's the time.

I got a feeling we'll be
working late tonight!

Here's your change. Have a great
afternoon! Oan I help who's next?

Would you like some honey with that?
It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.

Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.
And I don't see a nickel!

Sometimes I just feel
like a piece of meat!

I had no idea.

Barry, I'm sorry.
Have you got a moment?

Would you excuse me?
My mosquito associate will help you.

Sorry I'm late.

He's a lawyer too?

I was already a blood-sucking parasite.
All I needed was a briefcase.

Have a great afternoon!

Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,
and I can't get them anywhere.

No problem, Vannie.
Just leave it to me.

You're a lifesaver, Barry.
Oan I help who's next?

All right, scramble, jocks!
It's time to fly.

Thank you, Barry!

That bee is living my life!

Let it go, Kenny.

- When will this nightmare end?!
- Let it all go.

- Beautiful day to fly.
- Sure is.

Between you and me,
I was dying to get out of that office.

You have got
to start thinking bee, my friend.

- Thinking bee!
- Me?

Hold it. Let's just stop
for a second. Hold it.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.
Oan we stop here?

I'm not making a major life decision
during a production number!

All right. Take ten, everybody.
Wrap it up, guys.

I had virtually no rehearsal for that.

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'{{Talk header|archive_age=30|archive_bot=lowercase sigmabot III}} {{FAQ|collapsed=yes}} {{Indian English}} {{Article history |action1=FAC |action1date=22:24, 16 Sep 2004 |action1link=Wikipedia:Featured article candidates/India |action1result=promoted |action1oldid=5945311 |action2=FAR |action2date=11 Apr 2005 |action2link=Wikipedia:Featured article removal candidates/India/archive1 |action2result=kept |action2oldid=12191859 |action3=FAR |action3date=15:45, 6 May 2006 |action3link=Wikipedia:Featured article removal candidates/India/archive2 |action3result=kept |action3oldid=51836931 |action4=FAR |action4date=14:15, 28 July 2011 |action4link=Wikipedia:Featured article review/India/archive2 |action4result=kept |action4oldid=441811169 |currentstatus=FA |maindate=December 3, 2004 |maindate2=October 2, 2019 |otd1date=2004-08-15|otd1oldid=5256057 |otd2date=2005-08-15|otd2oldid=21044027 |otd3date=2011-08-15|otd3oldid=444882019 |otd4date=2012-11-26|otd4oldid=524820236 }} {{WikiProject banner shell|class=FA |vital=yes |collapsed=yes |1= {{WikiProject Asia|importance=Top |india=Yes}} {{WikiProject India|importance=Top |portal=yes}} {{WikiProject South Asia|importance=Top |listas=India}} {{WikiProject Countries}} {{WikiProject Guild of Copy Editors |user=Twofingered Typist |date=21 September 2019}} {{WikiProject Spoken Wikipedia}} }} {{Press|collapsed=yes|date=17 August 2009 |url= http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/wikipedia/6043534/The-50-most-viewed-Wikipedia-articles-in-2009-and-2008.html |title=The 50 most-viewed Wikipedia articles in 2009 and 2008 |org=[[The Daily Telegraph]] |date2=27 August 2009 |url2=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/wikipedia/6099890/Wikipedia-Top-20-people-places-film-and-technology-articles.html|title2=Wikipedia: Top 20 people, places, film and technology articles |org2=[[The Daily Telegraph]] |author2=James Steyn |date3=4 July 2015 |url3=http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/The-vandals-of-Wiki/articleshow/47941452.cms |title3=The Vandals of Wiki |org3=[[The Times of India]] |author3=Sandhya Soman}} {{tmbox | type = speedy | text = <big><big><big>'''PLEASE READ BEFORE POSTING AN EDIT REQUEST ABOUT CHANGING THE COUNTRY NAME'''</big></big><br>If you have come here to post that the country name should be changed from India to Bharat, please note that we use the [[WP:COMMONNAME|commonly-used name]] (common name) to determine article names, even when a country changes its name. For an example, see [[Turkey]], where the official name of the country (Türkiye) is noted in the lead sentence and the infobox, but the article remains at its common English name.</big> }} {{Contentious topics/talk notice|ipa|long}} {{banner holder |collapsed=yes |1= {{All time pageviews|151}} {{Annual report|[[Wikipedia:2008 Top 50 Report|2008]], [[Wikipedia:2009 Top 50 Report|2009]], [[Wikipedia:2010 Top 50 Report|2010]], [[Wikipedia:2011 Top 50 Report|2011]], [[Wikipedia:2012 Top 50 Report|2012]], [[Wikipedia:2013 Top 50 Report|2013]], [[Wikipedia:2014 Top 50 Report|2014]], [[Wikipedia:2015 Top 50 Report|2015]], [[Wikipedia:Top 25 Report/2016|2016]], [[Wikipedia:2017 Top 50 Report|2017]], [[Wikipedia:2018 Top 50 Report|2018]], [[Wikipedia:2019 Top 50 Report|2019]], [[Wikipedia:2020 Top 50 Report|2020]], [[Wikipedia:2021 Top 50 Report|2021]], [[Wikipedia:2022 Top 50 Report|2022]], and [[Wikipedia:2023 Top 50 Report|2023]]}} {{Top 25 report | August 11, 2013 | October 20, 2013 | until | November 24, 2013 | December 8, 2013 | December 29, 2013 | until | January 19, 2014 }} {{Spoken article requested|{{U|Sdkb}}|Featured article, and one that may have a higher-than-average proportion of readers who are English language learners}} {{Annual readership |width=570 |days=182}} {{Section sizes}} }} {{User:HBC Archive Indexerbot/OptIn |target=/Archive index |mask=/Archive <#> |leading_zeros=0 |indexhere=yes }} {{User:MiszaBot/config |archive = Talk:India/Archive %(counter)d |algo = old(30d) |counter = 58 |maxarchivesize = 150K |minthreadsleft = 10 |minthreadstoarchive = 1 |archiveheader = {{aan}} }} == Short Description == {{Archive top|status=Done |result=No oppose. [[User:ExclusiveEditor|<span style="background:Orange;color:White;padding:2px;">Exclusive</span><span style="background:black; color:White; padding:2px;">Editor</span>]] [[User talk:ExclusiveEditor|<sub>Notify Me!</sub>]] 17:48, 6 April 2024 (UTC)}} Change Short description: '''Country in Asia''' to''' Country in South Asia'''. <br> Reason: Current short description says ''''<s>Country in Asia</s>''''(changed to Country in South Asia), while other countries in Asia have more regional short description (example: China(Country in '''East '''Asia), Pakistan(Country in '''South '''Asia) Japan(Island country in '''East '''Asia), Bangladesh(Country in '''South '''Asia), Saudi Arabia(Country in the '''Middle East''') and even countries in other smaller continents: Germany(Country in '''Central '''Europe), France(Country in '''Western''' Europe), United Kingdom(Country in '''Northwestern '''Europe) etc. ) Regards, [[User:ExclusiveEditor|<span style="background:Orange;color:White;padding:2px;">Exclusive</span>]][[User:ExclusiveEditor|<span style="background:black; color:White; padding:2px;">Editor</span>]] [[User talk:ExclusiveEditor|<sub>Notify Me!</sub>]] 16:17, 1 March 2024 (UTC) :'''Support''', because it is a more accurate and correct short description. [[User:InTheAstronomy32|InTheAstronomy32]] ([[User talk:InTheAstronomy32|talk]]) 22:55, 3 March 2024 (UTC) :'''Note:''' The short description has been already changed. [[User:InTheAstronomy32|InTheAstronomy32]] ([[User talk:InTheAstronomy32|talk]]) 23:05, 3 March 2024 (UTC) *'''Comment''' - Undid the change since it is under discussion. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 02:44, 5 March 2024 (UTC) :* A week passed, two people supported and there was no opposition. I will change the short description. :[[User:InTheAstronomy32|InTheAstronomy32]] ([[User talk:InTheAstronomy32|talk]]) 11:02, 9 March 2024 (UTC) {{Archive bottom}} == The caste system, which created a hierarchy of priests, warriors, and free peasants, but which excluded indigenous peoples by labelling their occupations impure, arose during this period == {{atop | status = | result = Refer to [[Talk:India#Text_updated?|discussion]] below. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 17:52, 1 April 2024 (UTC) }} Are the only sources for this coming from 2 Germans who lived in the 20th century [[User:Jamesman666|Jamesman666]] ([[User talk:Jamesman666|talk]]) 03:19, 24 March 2024 (UTC) :text removed. not factually correct, rather seems like personal opinion of Germans. Wondering, why they believed the priests & warriors were not the indigenous people in India. Their stupidity made me laugh though. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 11:40, 1 April 2024 (UTC) {{abot}} == Request to remove pic "US president Barack Obama addresses the members of the Parliament of India in New Delhi in November 2010." == It is a very bad quality picture and the Parliament building too has changed. My suggestion is to refrain from adding non-Indian people in the India article, specially under its politics para. [[Special:Contributions/122.187.117.179|122.187.117.179]] ([[User talk:122.187.117.179|talk]]) 11:56, 29 March 2024 (UTC) :Updated the new parliament building. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 11:21, 1 April 2024 (UTC) == "Bharat" must be added as the endonym. == The word "Bharat" must be added as the endonym in the lead sentence and the infobox WITHOUT changing the common name. Why is the hesitation? [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 11:37, 1 April 2024 (UTC) * In that case a discussion should be started about it. [[User_talk:Black Kite|Black Kite (talk)]] 11:44, 1 April 2024 (UTC) *:It's strange that all the exonyms like Latin (India), Greek ( Ἰνδία), ancient Greek Indos ( Ἰνδός), Old Persian (Hindush) were included, But the most used endonym (Bharat) is not being included. All the information from western sources are considered reliable, but source from government of India is being labeled fake. That shows how neutral is wiki article is. Meanwhile, the [[Neutral point of view]] policy of Wikipedia cried alone in the corner. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 08:31, 3 April 2024 (UTC) :::To begin with, the name ''Bharat Ganarajya'' is clearly given in the lede as well as in the infobox. Two, the official name of India has NOT been changed to Bharat by any bill or any law or even as per any circular or a notice. No sources are labelledas fake, if they are reliable. Go though [[WP:RS/P]] and [[WP:RS]] to identify the sources we use in Wikipedia. Here, nobody cares if it is from a government or a king. If the source is not reliable, it is not. No differences from western or oriental or Indian. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 08:57, 3 April 2024 (UTC) ::::Which bill or law mentions about Latin (India), Greek ( Ἰνδία), ancient Greek Indos ( Ἰνδός), Old Persian (Hindush)? Going by your logic these should also be removed. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 09:03, 3 April 2024 (UTC) :::::and to be precise, I never asked to change the official name of the country. I have always said that endonym should be included. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 09:05, 3 April 2024 (UTC) ::::::& Also, Category & wiki page for Countries of Voice of Global South were deleted by editors two days back because it had references from Government of India which were considered not-reliable. What a shame. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 09:23, 3 April 2024 (UTC) :::::::Hey, I would like to urge you to read every messages posted here, and in your talk page in depth before making further statements. The lede ''do not'' mention the exonyms or endonyms anywhere. They are in etymology section which comes ''after'' the lede. The next paragraph of the section goes into detail about the ''Bharat'' terminology. The artcle [[Names for India]] goes into an in length discussion about many names of our country. Also, lede doesn't have to include any of these endonyms or exonyms or whatevernyms per [[WP:LEDE]] and [[WP:FACR]]. There is an entire seperate section for that. :::::::Secondly, the category and the subsequent article for Voice of Global South was deleted due to copyright violation (see [[WP:G12]]), ''not'' due to sources that aren't reliable. :::::::Finally, I'd like to say that this article has been a target of discussions for 20 years now and if you think you have something new to add or some changes to be made, there is a really good chance that it was already been discussed here. So, you may go through the huge talk page archive that we have and see if such a step was already done. If not, have a read of [[WP:OWN]] (especially [[WP:FAOWN]]) to see if you can implement such a change. If such a change need consensus, when it had to be obtained from the consensus and you ''have'' to convince over thousand page watchers of this page that that change is justified. If still it is not happening, you can start a [[WP:RFC]] and see where the consensus leans to. There is no point blaming the system or the policies and guidelines. This article is a Featured Article that has gone through community review multiple times before getting into the current shape. You can't change something just because you don't like it or it goes aganist your own personal agenda. (Kinda like the democracy of our country. You can't change a law cuz you don't like it, lol). Good luck. Thanks and happy editing. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 10:27, 3 April 2024 (UTC) ::::::::@ [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] Thanks for calling me 'agenda pusher'. Bulgaria is a FA. yet the '''Romanized''' name ''Bŭlgariya'' is used along with official name. ::::::::'''Read''' - [[Bulgaria]] - Bulgaria ([[Help:IPA/English|/bʌlˈɡɛəriə, bʊl-/]] <sup>[[:File:En-us-Bulgaria.ogg|ⓘ]]</sup>; [[Bulgarian language|Bulgarian]]: България, <small>[[Romanization of Bulgarian|romanized]]:</small> ''Bŭlgariya''), officially the '''Republic of Bulgaria''', is a country in [[Southeast Europe]]. ::::::::Hence either Bulgaria page should be updated to remove the '''Romanized''' name ''Bŭlgariya'', or India page should be update to include '''Indianized''' name Bharat. ::::::::I rest my case. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 11:49, 3 April 2024 (UTC) :::::::::You are again missing the point, dear Makks. The term romanised in this context refers to the transliteration of България (in Bulgarian language) to Bŭlgariya (in English). See [[Romanization of Bulgarian]] for further details. In India, we don't do that because of [[MOS:INDICSCRIPT]]. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 12:00, 3 April 2024 (UTC) ::::::::::I am confused. The article already contains the romanized name for India, "Bhārat Gaṇarājya", in both the lead and the infobox exactly like the Bulgaria article does. [[User:Chipmunkdavis|CMD]] ([[User talk:Chipmunkdavis|talk]]) 12:02, 3 April 2024 (UTC) {{od|10}} Yea, we already have [[ISO 15919|the ISO]]. I think what Makks2010 meant was they want {{Lang-hi|भारत|translit=Bhārat}} or {{Lang-hi|भारत|translit=India}} (or something similar) in the lede. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) "romanized: Bhārat" is okay. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 12:42, 3 April 2024 (UTC) :([[ISO 15919|ISO]]: ''Bhārat Gaṇarājya'') is official name, hence shouldn't be touched. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 12:54, 3 April 2024 (UTC) * '''Controversial statement''' - India, officially the Republic of India (ISO: Bhārat Gaṇarājya),[22] is a country in South Asia. * '''Proposed statement''' - India (Hindi: भारत, romanized: Bhārat), officially the Republic of India (ISO: Bhārat Gaṇarājya),[22] is a country in South Asia. The proposed statement for India is in line with another FA [[Bulgaria]]. :Read [[MOS:INDICSCRIPT]]. No need to romanize if you can't put Indic script in the lede. You should really pay attention to what other editors are saying and read the guidelines we present and the messages we post. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 15:30, 3 April 2024 (UTC) ::* '''Second Proposed statement''' - India (romanized: Bhārat), officially the Republic of India (ISO: Bhārat Gaṇarājya), is a country in South Asia. ::[[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 16:06, 3 April 2024 (UTC) :::That is not what [[romanization]] means. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 16:20, 3 April 2024 (UTC) ::::So basically, nothing is acceptable. :( [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 16:37, 3 April 2024 (UTC) == priests, warriors and free peasants were not "indigenous" in India == {{ping|Makks2010}}, what is meant by "[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=India&diff=prev&oldid=1216675415 text updated]"? -- [[User:Kautilya3|Kautilya3]] ([[User talk:Kautilya3|talk]]) 11:43, 1 April 2024 (UTC) * Yes, I've just reverted a couple of those, I'm especially unconvinced by the removal of the sourced section but there may be a reason for it, however none was given. [[User_talk:Black Kite|Black Kite (talk)]] 11:45, 1 April 2024 (UTC) *:@[[User:Black Kite|Black Kite]] & @[[User:Kautilya3|Kautilya3]] : How to establish if the source that was added is actually neutral and not a personal opinion of some German guys who living in India in 20th century. Would you agree if priests & warriors castes in India are not indigenous in India? Read yourself below and judge if this is a neutral article? *:disputed text from the article - *:[[File:Disputed text.png|thumb|left|Disputed text for discussion]] [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 12:10, 1 April 2024 (UTC) ::* Perhaps it would have been a good idea to actually give a reason for the removal, then? Though I don't see that the nationality of the author or the date of the source has any relevance anyway, the only question is "is it correct"? If it isn't, you'd need to explain why. [[User_talk:Black Kite|Black Kite (talk)]] 12:20, 1 April 2024 (UTC) ::*:@[[User:Black Kite|Black Kite]] : Perhaps, it would have been a good idea to actually click bit more and check before simply reverting someone's work. ::*:Even a wiki page available for the author of the source. See the wikipage - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermann_Kulke ::*:Hermann Kulke (born 1938 in Berlin) is a German historian and Indologist, who was professor of South and Southeast Asian history at the Department of History, Kiel University (1988–2003). After receiving his PhD in Indology from Freiburg University in 1967, he taught for 21 years at the South Asia Institute of Heidelberg University (SAI). ::*:He was a founding member of the Orissa Research Project (ORP) of the Southasia Institute (1970–1975), and was coordinator of the second ORP. ::*:Specialization: pre-colonial South and Southeast Asian History; early state formation and historiography; regional cultures of India with emphasis on Orissa; Indianization of Southeast Asia and Indian Ocean Studies. ::*:He was a visiting professor at Utkal University, Bhubaneswar (1978–1979), Asiatic Society, Calcutta (1986), and Jawaharlal Nehru University, Delhi (1992). He was also the Fellow of the Institute of Southeast Asian Studies, in Singapore (1987) and of the Asia Research Institute of the University of Singapore (2007).11. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 12:32, 1 April 2024 (UTC) ::::* You appear to have misunderstood me. I know who they are (because I ''did'' check them, thank you very much) - the question is what do ''you'' believe makes their work ineligible to source this article? [[User_talk:Black Kite|Black Kite (talk)]] 12:58, 1 April 2024 (UTC) ::::*:Nationality of the author very much matter, especially in a sensitive cases like casteism, because often they do not understand roots / logic behind, rather they form their own opinion, which often is incorrect. Including such text in a neutral information page would be approving such opinions. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 14:11, 1 April 2024 (UTC) ::::::* I was hoping you would explain what the problem was with ''those sources'', as opposed to expressing your own random opinions on people from different nations. [[User_talk:Black Kite|Black Kite (talk)]] 14:22, 1 April 2024 (UTC) ::::::*:I already mentioned that considering priests & warriors people an non-indigenous in India is totally wrong and it proves my point. Which a western person with prejudice would never understand, hence whatever was mentioned in the source is not correct. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 14:38, 1 April 2024 (UTC) ::::::::* Trying to claim that no westerner could ever understand the caste system isn't going to go too well for you, so I suggest you don't suggest that. [[User_talk:Black Kite|Black Kite (talk)]] 14:57, 1 April 2024 (UTC) * You have not yet explained what you meant by "text updated". You know that Wikipedia is written by summarising [[WP:RS|reliable sources]], right? You have been here long enough. -- [[User:Kautilya3|Kautilya3]] ([[User talk:Kautilya3|talk]]) 12:56, 1 April 2024 (UTC) *:In my next update, I will include as much info as possible. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 14:12, 1 April 2024 (UTC) *:: No, you will discuss them here first. You are experienced enough an editor to know what [[WP:BRD]] and [[WP:EPTALK]] mean, and you have been reverted by three different experienced editors today. This is especially true as this is a Featured Article. [[User_talk:Black Kite|Black Kite (talk)]] 14:26, 1 April 2024 (UTC) *3RR violation in an indef protected FA. [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Makks2010&diff=prev&oldid=1216703730 Warned] {{U|Makks2010}}. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 14:43, 1 April 2024 (UTC) *:3RR violation happened because people didn't ponder enough before reverting someone else's work. :S [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 18:27, 2 April 2024 (UTC) *I am very alarmed to see when an editor believes that "outsiders" (here: a German scholar) are incapable of adequately studying/discussing a topic that is tied to a specific region (here: the Indian caste system), and thus apparently believes that sources written by such "outsiders" should not be used. If this continues to be the rationale of their edits (let's see what happens after 24 hrs), this eventually will call for a TBAN. –[[User:Austronesier|Austronesier]] ([[User talk:Austronesier|talk]]) 19:11, 1 April 2024 (UTC) :: It is not as simple as that because we do know the problems of [[Orientalism]]. The statement they point out is indeed slightly problematic. I had it in my mind to look for better sources, which I will try again now. -- [[User:Kautilya3|Kautilya3]] ([[User talk:Kautilya3|talk]]) 22:27, 1 April 2024 (UTC) :::Removed along with that statement was a sentence on the "chiefdom stage of political organisation", which does not seem to be sourced to Kulke. [[User:Chipmunkdavis|CMD]] ([[User talk:Chipmunkdavis|talk]]) 02:20, 2 April 2024 (UTC) ::: Aye ... probably because it tries to summarise an incredibly complex issue in one sentence. It certainly doesn't mean what Makks2010 thinks it means, though. [[User_talk:Black Kite|Black Kite (talk)]] 09:43, 2 April 2024 (UTC) :::{{re|Kautilya3}} My comment was not about the source, but about the a priori rationale by @Makks2010 in these comments[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?diff=1216699807&oldid=1216693224&title=Talk:India][https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?diff=1216703627&oldid=1216702070&title=Talk:India]. Being aware about existing systemic bias is different from undifferentiated rejection based on the nationality of the author <small>(or add: "editor", and you have the root of chauvinist traveling circus discussions in WP)</small>. –[[User:Austronesier|Austronesier]] ([[User talk:Austronesier|talk]]) 17:53, 2 April 2024 (UTC) :::: Systemic bias is present throughout the western conception of "caste". But German Indology is special still, for having given rise to the infamous "Aryanism". :::: The present text conveys that the priests, warriors and free peasants were not "indigenous", whereas the fourth unnamed class alone was "indigenous" and was regarded as "impure". That is a very strange reading that I don't think you will find outside German Indology. We could just say a caste system with ranked classes of priests, warriors, free peasants and labourers arose, without attaching additional value judgements. There is no need to go beyond that in a breif summary of the history. -- [[User:Kautilya3|Kautilya3]] ([[User talk:Kautilya3|talk]]) 18:09, 2 April 2024 (UTC) :::::@[[User:Black Kite|Black Kite]], @[[User:Kautilya3|Kautilya3]] & @[[User:Austronesier|Austronesier]] : Question is not if any scholar is capable of discussing or studying a topic related to another region. Everyone is entitled to have one's own opinion, even if it is not neutral in nature. But the Wiki article must follow [[Wikipedia:Neutral point of view]], which is not the case here. It is neither 'slightly problematic' nor 'phrasing an incredibly complex topic' issue, rather it is an unreasonable & unfair opinion. If one reads couple of paragraphs rather than just one of two sentences from the book (given in the reference of the sentence in the wiki), one will find that the Scholar's work is too shallow and full of unreasonable prejudice towards the Indian society lacking a complete societal view of India. I have already written a detailed email to the author of the book calling out his hypocrisy towards the Indian society with many examples which of course, he did not consider while writing his book. :::::[[File:Feedback on the reference book.png|thumb|left| Feedback on the reference book]] :::::Anyhow, the sentence in question must be taken down with immediate effect as it mis-represent '''the most populous nation of the world''' and is not following the policy of neutrality. Hope, you all would agree. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 18:18, 2 April 2024 (UTC) ::::@[[User:Austronesier|Austronesier]] : Thanks for getting me blocked, even when I informed you individually that I was in process to improve the article and category, it was not cool though. I will write the article again with all the references and get it reviewed before publishing it. @[[User:Usedtobecool|Usedtobecool]] [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 18:19, 2 April 2024 (UTC) :::::{{ping|Makks2010}} Again, you are confused regarding your rationales of blocks and deletions. :::::You were '''blocked for [[WP:3RR|editwarring]]''' and the article (and subsequently the category) was '''deleted due to copyright violation per [[WP:G12]].''' It doesn't matter if you were in the process of adding the sources then or 2 days later, all the information must be cited when you are entering it in Wikipedia. Please read the disclaimers that comes up before you click publish changes button. You could use [[WP:SANDBOX|sandbox]] or [[WP:DRAFT|draftspace]] when you are testing edits or creating a new article. Also, sarcasm and snide remarks are not going to help your cause. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 13:52, 3 April 2024 (UTC) ::::::@[[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] Any input on the original bone of contention - "priests, warriors and free peasants were not "indigenous" in India"? [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 14:30, 3 April 2024 (UTC) * I have read through ''almost every archive'' discussing about "'''indigenous people'''" in the [[caste system]]. Everytime, the discussion was either left inconclusively or declined by editors as no alternative text was proposed. '''Controversial statement''' - The caste system, which created a hierarchy of priests, warriors, and free peasants, but which excluded indigenous peoples by labelling their occupations impure, arose during this period. {{clear}} '''Proposed statement''' - The caste system, which created a hierarchy of priests, warriors, traders and free peasants, but which excluded peoples involved in menial & disgraceful occupations, arose during this period. {{clear}} :The proposed statement, IMO, using ''menial and disgraceful'' to tag certain occupations sounds very POV and biased per [[WP:WTW]] and shouldn't be used. This entire section seems like a [[WP:BROKE]] discussion. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 15:37, 3 April 2024 (UTC) ::first of all, the Shudra or Dalit were actually involved in ''menial and disgraceful'' tasks. They can't change their occupations based on Wikipedia's requirements. hence it was proposed. '''''If this can't be accepted then the whole sentence must be moved.''''' ::secondly, present text that implies '''the priests, warriors and free peasants were not "indigenous",''' sound more biased. And factually incorrect. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 15:51, 3 April 2024 (UTC) :::'''Second proposed statement''' - The caste system, which created a hierarchy of priests, warriors, traders, and free peasants, but which excluded peoples involved in unhygienic occupations arose during this period. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 16:02, 3 April 2024 (UTC) *{{reply|Makks2010}} The current version of the statement in the article (which you label "controversial") summarizes what is said on p.19 of the 6th edition of ''[https://www.routledge.com/A-History-of-India/Kulke-Rothermund/p/book/9781138961159 A history of India]'' by Kulke & Rothermund, a standard textbook on the subject. Which comparable high-quality source(s) did you use to formulate your proposed revision? [[User:Abecedare|Abecedare]] ([[User talk:Abecedare|talk]]) 16:05, 3 April 2024 (UTC) *:@[[User:Abecedare|Abecedare]] Prof Kulke book ''[https://www.routledge.com/A-History-of-India/Kulke-Rothermund/p/book/9781138961159 A history of India]'' is unreasonably prejudice and factually incorrect. I have already wrote him an email with contradicting the text from his book with a number of examples. See the above "feedback on the reference book" screenshot of the email. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 16:12, 3 April 2024 (UTC) *::And also what decides which source is a high-quality or low-quality? Is it the nationality of the writer? *::Sorry, not acceptable. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 16:23, 3 April 2024 (UTC) :::You again are missing the point. Nobody is bringing up this nationality thing except you for some reason. This entire argument is just another case of [[WP:IJUSTDONTLIKEIT]], it seems. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 16:26, 3 April 2024 (UTC) *:::What is factually incorrect, will always remain incorrect. I am not the only one that highlighted this issue with the word '''"indigenous",''' there are a lot of people have highlighted the same (check archive) including some of the editors too. Yet. the source from a outsider is being considered more reliable. Just because the author of the book is from certain region. This is actually called "slave" mentality, when people can't think rationally rather agreeing to what their master says. Again, Not acceptable!!!. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 17:01, 3 April 2024 (UTC) *:::Makks2010, see [[WP:HISTRS]] for how quality of history-related sources is judged. Your claims/email are not of much value in evaluating the reliability of a textbook written by two recognized scholars, published by an academic press, and whose quality is lauded by [https://doi.org/10.2307/604988 other] [https://doi.org/10.2307/1862211 scholars] in peer-reviewed publications. If you wish to argue otherwise, you can get other opinions at [[WP:RSN]] although IMO that would be a waste of your and other editors' time. [[User:Abecedare|Abecedare]] ([[User talk:Abecedare|talk]]) 16:30, 3 April 2024 (UTC) == "Voice of the Global South Summit" mass additions == {{atop | status = | result = Article deleted for copyvio and category deleted as empty. Discussion is redundant now. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 18:54, 1 April 2024 (UTC) }} [[User:Makks2010]] has created the [[:‎Category:Countries of Voice of Global South]] in relation to the Modi-initiated virtual summit[https://thediplomat.com/2023/11/at-global-south-summit-modi-urges-unity-for-the-greater-global-good/] and added it to every country that participated in the summit (according to a Indian governmental source), without 1) an article related to it, and 2) without mention of the summit of these articles. When I first reverted some of these additions, @Makks2010 has added some text to [[:Sri Lanka]] to comply with [[WP:CATVER]], but only using a non-neutral source by the Indian government[https://www.mea.gov.in/voice-of-global-summit.htm#:~:text=125%20countries%20participated%20in%20the,and%2011%20countries%20from%20Oceania], and now, they have created the main article (which makes my first objection temporarily moot; the article hasn't been vetted for WP:N and WP:V yet). But still, we obviously need ''independent'' sources which tells us that the participation in the summit is relevant for each country article. Since this summit is an Indian initiative, I have chosen this talk page to get wider input about these mass edits. [[User:Austronesier|Austronesier]] ([[User talk:Austronesier|talk]]) 17:53, 1 April 2024 (UTC) PS: @Makks2010 is re-adding the category, disregarding [[WP:BRD]], e.g. here:[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Suriname&diff=prev&oldid=1216726034][https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?diff=1216733447&oldid=1216729261&title=Suriname]. –[[User:Austronesier|Austronesier]] ([[User talk:Austronesier|talk]]) 17:57, 1 April 2024 (UTC) :I don't care whether the template and the category exist but they don't belong in the country articles. First, you should not be adding categories that can not be verified from the text of the article. Second, the first can not be rectified by adding it to article text because it is extremely [[WP:UNDUE]] for any country article, it's not even close.<span id="Usedtobecool:1711994810076:TalkFTTCLNIndia" class="FTTCmt"> —&nbsp;'''[[User:Usedtobecool|Usedtobecool]]'''&nbsp;[[User talk:Usedtobecool|☎️]] 18:06, 1 April 2024 (UTC)</span> :[[User:Austronesier|Austronesier]], your ping has failed, FYI.<span id="Usedtobecool:1711994924103:TalkFTTCLNIndia" class="FTTCmt"> —&nbsp;'''[[User:Usedtobecool|Usedtobecool]]'''&nbsp;[[User talk:Usedtobecool|☎️]] 18:08, 1 April 2024 (UTC)</span> :Re-pinging {{ping|Makks2010}} in case you haven't seen this. I assume you have seen it in my talk page. –[[User:Austronesier|Austronesier]] ([[User talk:Austronesier|talk]]) 18:24, 1 April 2024 (UTC) {{abot}} == Feedback on [[India]] wiki page == Here is my feedback on [[India]] wiki page. It is a badly a formatted article '''highlighting "not so positive" side of the country''' (most probably it is by intention of the editors) and '''hiding "almost every positive aspect".''' Hence it requires a major overhauling efforts. '''examples '''- 1) Mention of "incorporation of untouchability" in the introduction itself is mis-representation of India. though the fact is that the untouchability is matter of past now (abolished 74 years ago), it must be included in the article but certainly not in the introduction as it does not represent the country any more. {{clear}} 2) Pre-history section is totally missing, where as it is available in many courtiers’ wiki pages. {{clear}} 3) History of 'North-eastern' part is purposefully not included in any section of the history. {{clear}} 4) Geography section did not even mention about any of India's islands. {{clear}} 5) Topography is a major topic that missing. {{clear}} 6) Wrong information given about number of state-level political parties mentioned. Number of listed political parties in the EC is around 2500. {{clear}} 7) List of top metropolis cities / largest urban areas is not written, whereas almost every other country's wiki page has it. (e.g. U.K.) {{clear}} 8) A separate section should be provided to the languages under demographics for one of the most linguistically diverse country of the world. {{clear}} 9) Architecture section more look like an advertisement of Taj Mahal, Though India has many more architectural wonders other than Taj. The section should be re-visited. {{clear}} 10) No mention of India's Transport infrastructure work done in last 10 year. A separate Transport section would be appreciated. {{clear}} 11) No mention of India’s scientific achievements, if they do not represent a country than I wonder what would. Science and technology section should be included. {{clear}} 12) No mention of world's largest media.{{clear}} 13) India's wide diversity should be included in the clothing section, rather than just highlighting saris and Shalwar. {{clear}} 14) World's second-largest education system cannot be summarized just in five sentences. {{clear}} 15) India's contribution in the WW-I & WW-II should also be mentioned under some appropriate section. {{clear}} 16) Healthcare should have been a separate section, considering that India has one of the largest Healthcare infra. {{clear}} 17) India is known for it's Philosophy & Culture. However Wiki page doesn't even consider it. {{clear}} <!-- Template:Unsigned --><small class="autosigned">—&nbsp;Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010#top|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Makks2010|contribs]]) 18:27, 2 April 2024 (UTC)</small> :Thank you for taking the time to make this evaluation..... I would agree the article hasn't kept up to the FA level we expect especially for country articles.... It follows the format of a decade ago. That being said I think we can work on all these points above. First would be proposal of text and changes with sources. Keeping in mind that changes here is very hard.... thus short and precise changes need to be demonstrated here in the talk.<span style="font-weight:bold;color:darkblue">[[User:Moxy|Moxy]]</span>🍁 18:56, 2 April 2024 (UTC) :You may want to look over [[WP:Summary style]], many of your points simply ask for additions to an already not short article. No single page can have everything, but it is perhaps worth looking into whether your mentioned points are in the immediate subarticles. [[User:Chipmunkdavis|CMD]] ([[User talk:Chipmunkdavis|talk]]) 01:34, 3 April 2024 (UTC) ::@[[User:Cmd|cmd]] of course, No single page can have everything. but basic page size analysis tells a different story that how much info has been included about world's the most populous and the most diverse country. Let alone the accuracy or neutrality of the text included in it. {{clear}} ::1) [[India]] - 311,514 bytes {{clear}} ::2) [[Lithuania]] - 316,496 bytes {{clear}} ::3) [[Vietnam]] - 321,391 bytes {{clear}} ::4) [[Turkey]] - 333,128 bytes {{clear}} ::5) [[China]] - 345,292 bytes {{clear}} ::6) [[Bangladesh]] - 347,376 bytes {{clear}} ::7) [[United Kingdom]] - 361,544 bytes {{clear}} ::8) [[Russia]] - 370,238 bytes {{clear}} ::9) [[Italy]] - 387,194 bytes {{clear}} ::10) [[Pakistan]] - 401,112 bytes {{clear}} ::11) [[Iran]] - 401,682 bytes {{clear}} [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 05:45, 3 April 2024 (UTC) :::Those are all lower-quality articles than this one. "Basic page size analysis" suggests that too. [[User:Chipmunkdavis|CMD]] ([[User talk:Chipmunkdavis|talk]]) 06:12, 3 April 2024 (UTC) ::::Are we suggesting here that FA like [[United Kingdom]], [[China]], [[Turkey]], [[Italy]] & [[Russia]] are low quality articles? [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 06:28, 3 April 2024 (UTC) :::::Not a single one of those is an FA. [[User:Chipmunkdavis|CMD]] ([[User talk:Chipmunkdavis|talk]]) 06:31, 3 April 2024 (UTC) ::::::that's a news to me. :D [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 06:44, 3 April 2024 (UTC) :::::::Look for the golden star on top for an article to differentiate between normal articles, [[WP:GA|Good articles]] and [[WP:FA|Featured articles]]. India is one of the oldest articles in English Wikipedia, about 20 years old. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 07:09, 3 April 2024 (UTC) ::::::::that's exactly my point, Along with the article, it's text and formatting is also decades older, which may not be relevant in 2024 anymore. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 07:44, 3 April 2024 (UTC) {{od|8}} Yes, it still follows an outdated guideline, but recent changes are updated and incorporated into the article ''after'' gaining consensus here in talk page regularly. So, it's not that bad or it's not like we use the outdated style. You may check the article milestones in the talk page header to see the reviews that are done time to time. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 10:00, 3 April 2024 (UTC) :In that case, I would like to question the review process itself. :e.g. How come <nowiki>'''</nowiki>untouchability<nowiki>'''</nowiki> be the introduction of any country? - Wondering what review was done about it? Is it fair and unbiased? [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 10:04, 3 April 2024 (UTC) * I would concentrate on one part of your list at a time. The two that ''do'' stand out as being understated in the article are science and philosophy. Note that a number of the topics have their own article (otherwise this one would be far too large), for example [[Architecture of India]] or [[Clothing in India]]. [[User_talk:Black Kite|Black Kite (talk)]] 10:11, 3 April 2024 (UTC) *:Let's talk about [[Architecture of India]] or [[Clothing in India]] only for now. - *:1) May I ask India's north-east region is not worthy enough to be included (just a line or two) in the main page of India? In my point of view, it is important because they have unique clothing as well as architecture. *:2) Why only Taj Mahal to be included? Let's have short text about Taj and Also include other wonderful Architecture from ancient India? *:I have not asking a long assay about India, just would like to have more '''inclusive''' article. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 10:17, 3 April 2024 (UTC) ::* There is no problem with suggesting other important items that would fit into ''this'' article, rather than the sub-articles.; no-one is saying we can't add ''anything'' at all to what exists already. [[User_talk:Black Kite|Black Kite (talk)]] 10:42, 3 April 2024 (UTC) ::*:Assam is mentioned multiple times in Performing arts and media, where Manipur is mentioned too, and the north-east region is mentioned as a group in Sports and recreation. This may or may not be appropriate weight, but it is more than just a line or two. [[User:Chipmunkdavis|CMD]] ([[User talk:Chipmunkdavis|talk]]) 10:56, 3 April 2024 (UTC) ::*::@[[User:Cmd|Cmd]] how abut the history of north-east? Not even a single dynasty from north east is mentioned, However Mughals got plenty of text. Though the fact is Mughals were actually defeated multiple times by the Kings of north-east at multiple occasion. I understand the article would become too lengthy to read if we include everything. However, The point i am making is that the Article should be more inclusive than just praising Mughals. which more sound like western point of view of India. ::*::You can go back to article and check yourself, not even a single word mentioned about - 1) Shivaji Maharaj 2) Sikh empire 3) Rajputs kings. Hence I am saying the article should be more inclusive without being lengthy. ::*::Hope, I am making some sense '''without being labeled as "agenda pusher" or "Bhakat"'''. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 11:22, 3 April 2024 (UTC) ::*:::Also, do you believe any other part of India is more biodiverse than North-East? Yet, north-east itself is not included in Biodiversity section. I have bee saying that article is not really balanced in nature. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 11:29, 3 April 2024 (UTC) ::*::::Those are not directly related to your specific question of whether "India's north-east region is not worthy enough to be included (just a line or two) in the main page of India", which I answered. [[User:Chipmunkdavis|CMD]] ([[User talk:Chipmunkdavis|talk]]) 11:59, 3 April 2024 (UTC) ==Wiki Education assignment: Introduction to Community Economic and Social Development II== {{dashboard.wikiedu.org assignment | course = Wikipedia:Wiki_Ed/Algoma_University/Introduction_to_Community_Economic_and_Social_Development_II_(Winter_2024) | reviewers = [[User:Nikhil Kashyap 1|Nikhil Kashyap 1]] | start_date = 2024-01-09 | end_date = 2024-04-05 }} <span class="wikied-assignment" style="font-size:85%;">— Assignment last updated by [[User:Nikhil Kashyap 1|Nikhil Kashyap 1]] ([[User talk:Nikhil Kashyap 1|talk]]) 22:51, 3 April 2024 (UTC)</span> :{{u|Nikhil Kashyap 1}}, this article is not suitable for student editors. Even an experienced editor needs months to get anything done here, unless you're already one of the major contributors to it. I suggest you pick another topic, or you might fail. My advice is, pick an article that should be detailed but is currently short, or pick an article that needs a lot of copyediting. Is your assignment really due day after tommorrow? And you're starting today? '''[[User:Usedtobecool|Usedtobecool]]'''&nbsp;[[User talk:Usedtobecool|☎️]] 08:12, 3 April 2024 (UTC) :: The student would not be able to edit the article anyway, as it is [[WP:ECP|extended-confirmed protected]]. [[User_talk:Black Kite|Black Kite (talk)]] 09:28, 3 April 2024 (UTC) :::I have left a note for WikiEd. [[User:Chipmunkdavis|CMD]] ([[User talk:Chipmunkdavis|talk]]) 10:03, 3 April 2024 (UTC) == Declining status of women during Maurya and Gupta Empires == '''Controversial statement''' - Early political consolidations gave rise to the loose-knit [[Maurya Empire|Maurya]] and [[Gupta Empire|Gupta Empires]] based in the [[Ganges Basin]]. Their collective [[era]] was suffused with wide-ranging creativity, but '''also marked by the declining status of women'''. I really would like to get this statement reviewed, which makes no sense. General understanding is stature of women in Indian society went south with Islamic invasion. The reference given with the sentence is actually not open to read for all. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 11:40, 3 April 2024 (UTC) :Please provide references from reliable sources supporting your claim ''General understanding is stature of women in Indian society went south with Islamic invasion.'' Also, the reference is an open access from Google books. Anyone can open it and see. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 13:19, 3 April 2024 (UTC) ::'''Proposed reference link''' - https://www.bu.edu/wcp/Papers/Huma/HumaSing.htm ::'''Publisher''' - Boston University ::'''Text to be included''' - The Muslim influence on India caused considerable deterioration in the status of women. They were deprived of their rights of equality with men. ::@[[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] above text from reference link seem more appropriate without mentioning about the time period, hence there won't be any controversy. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 13:36, 3 April 2024 (UTC) :::Funny how you see 2000 year old Mauryan and Gupta Empire statement (that was researched and there is a consensus among historians) about women's stature declining controversial and POV, but ''The Muslim influence'' (as suggested by you) as perfectly NPOV and non controversial. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 13:44, 3 April 2024 (UTC) ::::Could you please provide any '''Indian''' reference where it is mentioned that women status was declining during Mauryan and Gupta Empire? [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 13:49, 3 April 2024 (UTC) :::::Why does it have to be Indian? [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 13:53, 3 April 2024 (UTC) ::::::here comes the prejudice towards the Indian intellect yet again. Whatever western scholars say is a line on the stone, but who actually went through the situation are the liars. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 13:57, 3 April 2024 (UTC) ::::Here is second reference which mentions that <nowiki>'''</nowiki> '''With the advent of Muslims in India, the social movement of Indian women was restricted. When Hindu culture came in the clash with a culture far different from its own, the Hindu leaders of the society began to frame rules and laws to safeguard their interest especially the position of women'''<nowiki>'''</nowiki> also "'''With the threats of the invading soldiers roaming countryside, women were prohibited to attend public functions and were placed behind the veil.'''" ::::These were exactly my point of views in my previous statements. ::::https://noteguilty.com/notes/women-law/women-in-pre-independence-period [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 13:55, 3 April 2024 (UTC) :::::Here comes third reference which exactly says what i mentioned - "T'''he Medieval period starts with the entry of Muslim invaders in India. The span of this period was about 500 years from the Era of Delhi Sultnate to Mughal era. In the Indian history, the medieval age is considered to be “Dark Age” for the women when many foreign conquests, which resulted in the decline in women’s status.'''" :::::https://magadhmahilacollege.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Status-of-Women-in-Medieval-India.pdf [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 13:59, 3 April 2024 (UTC) ::::::fourth reference proving my statement - "'''Medieval India was not women's age it is supposed to be the 'dark age' for them. Medieval India saw many foreign conquests, which resulted in the decline in women's status. When foreign conquerors like Muslims invaded India they brought with them their own culture. For them women was the sole property of her father, brother or husband and she does not have any will of her own. This type of thinking also crept into the minds of Indian people and they also began to treat their own women like this. One more reason for the decline in women's status and freedom was that original Indians wanted to shield their women folk from the barbarous Muslim invaders.''' " ::::::https://www.legalservicesindia.com/article/1867/The-Socio-Economic-Status-of-Women-in-India-Ancient-to-Modern-Era.html [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 14:02, 3 April 2024 (UTC) :::::::Fifth reference for the same statement - "'''Unlike in the ancient Indian period, the position and status of woman in the Mughal period was not quite high. Purdah and child marriage had become common. Except those of the lower classes, woman in Mughal period did not move out of their houses. The Muslims woman observed purdah much more strictly than the Hindus. The birth of a daughter was considered inauspicious, while that of a son was an occasion for celebration.'''" :::::::https://www.govtwomencollegeslm8.org/e_content/English/II%20B.A.%20ENGLISH/NMEC-%20WOMEN'S%20STUDIES/UNIT%20III/ANCIENT%20WOMEN.pdf [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 14:07, 3 April 2024 (UTC) ::::::{{ec}}I am an Indian and I do not have any prejudice aganist my fellow Indian historians. If the fact you suggest has reliable references, and you can show it is true ([[WP:VERIFIABILITY]]) from independent sources ([[WP:INDY]]) nothing can stop you from adding it. But if you are trying to achieve something else by removing a well cited statement about Gupta and Maurya empire, and add a POV statement, we can see right through it. Good luck obtaining consensus for the change. Thanks and happy editing. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 14:26, 3 April 2024 (UTC) :::::::Already provided links for a paper published at '''Boston University''' as well as at '''Magadha Mahila college''', Patna. located at a area which where actually Gupta and Maurya empires were flourished. both writers are independent and verifiable. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 14:48, 3 April 2024 (UTC) *{{reply|Makks2010}} Please do not flood this page with quotes from low-quality sources and random websites and please avoid unnecessary bolding, which in online discussions is akin to yelling. See [[WP:HISTRS]] for the type of sources that are needed to add/edit history-related content at this FA. [[User:Abecedare|Abecedare]] ([[User talk:Abecedare|talk]]) 16:11, 3 April 2024 (UTC) *:How come Indian sources become "low quality" about a topic related to India and western sources are credible. It is like telling a man, who lived whole of his life as man, that he is never been a man. That's how editors are being acted. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 16:17, 3 April 2024 (UTC) *::Please stop bringing up author nationality, no-one else has mentioned it. The sources above read as obviously low quality, they have not even been edited for grammar, and that is with no idea who the authors are. [[User:Chipmunkdavis|CMD]] ([[User talk:Chipmunkdavis|talk]]) 16:38, 3 April 2024 (UTC) *::{{ec}} Makks2010, several editors have already pointed out the error of judging a sources based on the nationality of the authors. So please do read [[WP:RS]] and [[WP:HISTRS]], and consult the [[WP:RSN|reliable sources noticeboard]] if you wish. Simply [[WP:IDHT| ignoring the feedback]] and continuing this [[WP:TE|tendentious line of argument]] is likely to get you blocked from this page/topic-area. [[User:Abecedare|Abecedare]] ([[User talk:Abecedare|talk]]) 16:45, 3 April 2024 (UTC) *:::feel free to block.... this is pure bullshit. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 17:06, 3 April 2024 (UTC) == Socio-economic challenges == '''Controversial statement -''' Despite economic growth during recent decades, India continues to face socio-economic challenges. I'''n 2006, India contained the [[Poverty in India|largest number]] of people living below the World Bank's international poverty line of US$1.25 per day''' '''Reference given''' - https://web.archive.org/web/20120514143037/https://siteresources.worldbank.org/SOUTHASIAEXT/Resources/DPR_FullReport.pdf '''Proposed changes''' - 1) Even the world bank has raised the poverty line from US$1.25 per day to US2.15 per day back in 2017. Hence data mentioned in the article is way too old. Refer to this https://pip.worldbank.org/country-profiles/IND 2) Also editor must consider this before updating - https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/economy/indicators/indias-poverty-rate-declined-to-4-5-5-in-2022-23-sbi-research/articleshow/108029519.cms?from=mdr [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 12:06, 3 April 2024 (UTC) :ET is not [[WP:RS|reliable]] per [[WP:RS/P]]. Also, India haven't published their poverty statistics since 2011. You might want to have a look at [https://www.worldbank.org/en/news/factsheet/2022/05/02/fact-sheet-an-adjustment-to-global-poverty-lines#2 this report] and [https://blogs.worldbank.org/en/opendata/september-2022-global-poverty-update-world-bank-2017-ppps-and-new-data-india this post] by WB. But if you could get more data regarding India's standing in terms of poverty in 2024, we can update it in the article. Thanks. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 12:26, 3 April 2024 (UTC) ::How about Point -1? "Poverty rate at '''$2.15''' a day (2017 PPP) (% population): '''12.92'''% in '''2021"''' ::2021 is not that far from 2024. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 12:35, 3 April 2024 (UTC) :::Also, as per government of India - India has registered a significant decline in multidimensional poverty in India from 29.17% in 2013-14 to 11.28% in 2022-23 i.e. a reduction of 17.89 percentage points. :::[https://pib.gov.in/PressReleaseIframePage.aspx?PRID=1996271#:~:text=According%20to%20the%20Discussion%20Paper,reduction%20of%2017.89%20percentage%20points. https://pib.gov.in/PressReleaseIframePage.aspx?PRID=1996271#:~:text=According%20to%20the%20Discussion%20Paper,reduction%20of%2017.89%20percentage%20points.] [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 12:38, 3 April 2024 (UTC) :::: There's a big problem with using those dates - Page 1 of the report states "''headcount poverty ratios for 2013-14 and 2022-23 have been estimated based on compound growth rate of the reduction in the incidence of poverty levels between 2005-06 and 2015-16 and 2015-16 and 2019-21 respective''" So I think you could only use the 2005-6, 2015-16 and 2019-21 figures (and they are the ones used throughout the report anyway). Interesting that the Govt press release doesn't mention the data from the same report, that says that the figure fell from 55.34% to 29.17% between 2005-06 and 2013-14, when presumably it was a different Government. You'd have to mention both time-frames. Also, using the MPI measure can be slightly misleading (I think this discussion has happened previously). If you look at the graph on page 9 of the report, 31% of the population are still deprived in nutrition, 43% in cooking fuel, 31% in sanitation and 41% in housing. So I think this can be mentioned, but you'd have to explain in a little detail what it's actually saying (and push the data points back to 2005-2006, as that's where the greatest improvements happened). [[User_talk:Black Kite|Black Kite (talk)]] 08:39, 4 April 2024 (UTC) == Administrative divisions section doesn't mention about 29 autonomously administrated areas of India. == please include '''Autonomous administrative divisions of India''' link under Administrative divisions section. There are 29 such areas, which should be given some visibility. '''Present link''' : {{Main|Administrative divisions of India}} '''Proposed change''' : {{Main|Administrative divisions of India|Autonomous administrative divisions of India}} [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 13:14, 3 April 2024 (UTC) :These autonomous administrative divisions are subparts of the main article [[Administrative divisions of India]]. There's no point or relevance to provide a link on India's article. It can be given at the ''see also'' section of the former article as they form a part of the larger Administrative divisions article. The objective of an article about India is not to give all the possible information in the world crammed up in this one article. Pointers are given for each sub section because of this. The hits and the views that these two articles get is vastly different and a general reader doesn't differentiate between these two. Also, Wikipedia is not for giving more visibility to a specific article or to promote one specific group of ideas (see [[WP:SOAPBOX]]). Thanks. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 13:34, 3 April 2024 (UTC) == add a line about marathas in the (top) section == maratha empire is acknowledged by western, british historians (no 1 point) that means it did existed. it also had an area about 2.5m sq km which means it was bigger that 1 m sq km hence a big enough empire to be added in (top) section. it crushed mughal empire by force (but you dont have to write that as it would be equal to indians defeating turks pbuh swt which is not possible so you just write something like "mughal empire was gradually followed by marathas however we dont yet know about how mughals declines"). then add a line stating that three anglo maratha wars resulted in british rule (istead of saying "Gradually expanding rule of the British East India Company followed" like if mughals were the greatest before british [[User:Uvrajgupt|Uvrajgupt]] ([[User talk:Uvrajgupt|talk]]) 14:47, 5 April 2024 (UTC) :{{u|Kautilya3}}, {{u|RegentsPark}} has reverted my edit which can be seen [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=India&diff=prev&oldid=1217758212&title=India&diffonly=1 here] and asked me to get a consensus for the fact that the Marathas ended Mughal rule and established the [[Maratha Empire]] consisting of most areas of the [[Indian subcontinent]] but lost almost all those territories to the English [[East India Company]] in the [[Second Anglo-Maratha War|Second]] and [[Third Anglo-Maratha war]] using the sources mentioned in the diff (about the establishment of the Maratha Empire). Can you start a, 'Request for Comments" for the same? -[[User:Haani40|Haani40]] ([[User talk:Haani40|talk]]) 19:03, 7 April 2024 (UTC) :{{cite book|last=Naravane|first=M. S. |title=Battles of the Honourable East India Company: Making of the Raj|url=https://books.google.com/books?id=bxsa3jtHoCEC&pg=PA79|year=2006|publisher=APH Publishing|isbn=978-81-313-0034-3|ref={{sfnref|Naravane|2006|pp=79–86}}}} can be used to show that the EIC seized control of India from the Marathas?-[[User:Haani40|Haani40]] ([[User talk:Haani40|talk]]) 20:14, 7 April 2024 (UTC) ::Hey, may you please explain more about "request for comments", i would really love to help you out. ::Making the Raj is good enough (ive only read first few pages) but it doesn't tell you that marathas ended mughal rule, we need another one for the same, we need to find some good source, these days im really busy but will surely look into them in a week or maybe after three or four days, till then if you find something similar, do let me know and tell me more about request for comments, i never heard of it and the web is showing different results for the same [[User:Uvrajgupt|Uvrajgupt]] ([[User talk:Uvrajgupt|talk]]) 18:09, 10 April 2024 (UTC) == Extended-confirmed-protected edit request on 6 April 2024 == {{edit extended-protected|India|answered=yes}} ADD to initial description after "During the same time, its nominal per capita income increased from US$64 annually to US$2,601, and its literacy rate from 16.6% to 74%." Over 90% of the labor force continues to work in the informal sector which generates about half of India's GDP. Despite the growth in GDP, real wages of workers have largely stagnated in the organized manufacturing industry since the 1980s.<ref>{{Cite web |title=IZA World of Labor: The labor market in India since the 1990s |url=https://wol.iza.org/articles/the-labor-market-in-india-since-the-1990s/long |access-date=2024-04-06 |website=www.wol.iza.org |language=en}}</ref> [[User:Vuquiz|Vuquiz]] ([[User talk:Vuquiz|talk]]) 13:42, 6 April 2024 (UTC) :[[File:Red information icon with gradient background.svg|20px|link=|alt=]] '''Not done for now:''' please establish a [[Wikipedia:Consensus|consensus]] for this alteration '''[[Wikipedia:Edit requests|before]]''' using the {{Tlx|Edit extended-protected}} template.<!-- Template:EEp --> '''[[User:Usedtobecool|Usedtobecool]]'''&nbsp;[[User talk:Usedtobecool|☎️]] 13:46, 6 April 2024 (UTC) {{rlt}} == Adding some more context to per capita income rise in short description == In the '''short description''' it states the following: "During the same time, its nominal per capita income increased from US$64 annually to US$2,601, and its literacy rate from 16.6% to 74%." I suggest adding some more context in a new sentence after this one, giving more context to the suggested rise in nominal per capita income. While this number may very possible be true, this lacks some important context for readers. For one, about 90% of India's workforce works in the informal sector of the economy (which contributes about 50% to India's GDP).[https://wol.iza.org/articles/the-labor-market-in-india-since-the-1990s/long]https://wol.iza.org/articles/the-labor-market-in-india-since-the-1990s/long [https://labour.gov.in/sites/default/files/report_vol_4_final.pdf]https://labour.gov.in/sites/default/files/report_vol_4_final.pdf (in the foreword, page 5) Since this is, by its very nature, not monitored by the government, its about impossible to give an accurate depiction of average incomes in the country as most workers would not be taken into consideration for this statistic. Secondly, the per capita income statistic is reductive in itself. It doesn't give the reader an idea on how these incomes are distributed, by the nature of how averages are calculated. Hence, I suggest adding the information that about 90% of the labor force continues to work in the informal economy. Furthermore, it might be useful to give an example of the development of incomes of an actually formal sector of the economy where accurate data exists. I suggest referencing the findings of a paper by the IZA World of Labor journal. They analyzed the development of real wages of workers in the organized manufacturing sector. Their findings were that wages have stagnated over the last several decades. [https://wol.iza.org/articles/the-labor-market-in-india-since-the-1990s/long#izawol.425-figure-000012]https://wol.iza.org/articles/the-labor-market-in-india-since-the-1990s/long#izawol.425-figure-000012 Otherwise, it might be useful getting rid of the nominal per capita income number in the short description in general. It's a very reductive term that lacks crucial context (inflation, distribution of said incomes etc.). <u>Put together into a coherent text, the addition to the short description may look like this:</u> Over 90% of the labor force continues to work in the informal sector which generates about half of India's GDP. Despite the growth in GDP, real wages of workers have largely stagnated in the organized manufacturing industry since the 1980s. Please let me know what you think. [[User:Vuquiz|Vuquiz]] ([[User talk:Vuquiz|talk]]) 20:25, 6 April 2024 (UTC) == Extended-confirmed-protected edit request on 13 April 2024 == {{edit extended-protected|India|answered=yes}} India's Nominal GDP is 4.11 Trillion Dollars according to IMF forecast for 2024 you can check the official website please change it [[Special:Contributions/49.205.121.76|49.205.121.76]] ([[User talk:49.205.121.76|talk]]) 17:36, 13 April 2024 (UTC) :I would say to wait for the WEO in three days (full report) before changing GDP. [[User:Flemmish Nietzsche|Flemmish Nietzsche]] ([[User talk:Flemmish Nietzsche|talk]]) 17:46, 13 April 2024 (UTC) :[[File:Red information icon with gradient background.svg|20px|link=|alt=]] '''Not done for now:''' please establish a [[Wikipedia:Consensus|consensus]] for this alteration '''[[Wikipedia:Edit requests|before]]''' using the {{Tlx|Edit extended-protected}} template.<!-- Template:EEp --> '''[[User:Usedtobecool|Usedtobecool]]'''&nbsp;[[User talk:Usedtobecool|☎️]] 17:53, 13 April 2024 (UTC) == Update per capita rankings == (nominal) Per capita income is 136 not 139 [[User:Anon-ymousTrecen|Anon-ymousTrecen]] ([[User talk:Anon-ymousTrecen|talk]]) 04:06, 17 April 2024 (UTC) :Do you have a [[WP:RS|reliable source]] to back up that claim? 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'According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? - I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that... ...kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry. - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway... Oan I... ...get you something? - Like what? I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Ooffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - It's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldn't. - Have some. - No, I can't. - Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do? - Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not? - It's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe I'll try that. - You all right, ma'am? - Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life. Are you...? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again... for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get back? - Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. - Well... - Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider? - I'm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who is she? She's... human. No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. - Her name's Vanessa. - Oh, boy. She's so nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating. You're flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. - It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Oinnabon is? - No. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up... Sit down! ...really hot! - Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I'll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! - We're still here. - I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me? - Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this. Sorry, I've gotta go. - Where are you going? - I'm meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye. I just hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with you?! - It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - I'll bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? - Is he that actor? - I never heard of him. - Why is this here? - For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you get it? - Bees make it. - I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organic. - It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. - You almost done? - Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. What? You're not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma. - And you? - He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! - What is that?! - Oh, no! - A wiper! Triple blade! - Triple blade? Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, I'm Oarl Kasell. But don't kill no more bugs! - Bee! - Moose blood guy!! - You hear something? - Like what? Like tiny screaming. Turn off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours. - Bees hang tight. - We're all jammed in. It's a close community. Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. - What if you get in trouble? - You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! - Hey, guys! - Mooseblood! I knew I'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit. What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. - Oheck out the new smoker. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. "They make the honey, and we make the money"? Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah. It doesn't last too long. Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something. Oh, Barry, stop. Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor. Do these look like rumors? That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans. - What? - Talking to humans?! He has a human girlfriend. And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not. - You wish you could. - Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop. I remember that. What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts. In the face! The eye! - That would hurt. - No. Up the nose? That's a killer. There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters. Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Ohung. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. - And I'm Jeanette Ohung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, Olassy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from the hive. I can't do this"? Bees have never been afraid to change the world. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. It's a common name. Next week... He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots... Next week... Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. Honey, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. - Is that that same bee? - Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the human race. - Hello. - Hello, bee. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working. But it's our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. - Frosting... - How many sugars? Just one. I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you're three. And artificial flowers. - Oh, those just get me psychotic! - Yeah, me too. Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a little bit. - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. - I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. What have we gotten into here, Barry? It's pretty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day. You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. - What's the matter? - I don't know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isn't the bee team. You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Oase number 4475, Superior Oourt of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege. Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world? I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice! Oall your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? - No. - I couldn't hear you. - No. - No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. - Where have I heard it before? - I was with a band called The Police. But you've never been a police officer, have you? No, I haven't. No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. Oh, please. Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! That's not his real name?! You idiots! Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you. Thank you. I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella. This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?! - Order in this court! - You're all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! - Say it! - Mr. Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side. Are we doing everything right, legally? I'm a florist. Right. Well, here's to a great team. To a great team! Well, hello. - Ken! - Hello. I didn't think you were coming. No, I was just late. I tried to call, but... the battery. I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. Oh, that was lucky. There's a little left. I could heat it up. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby. That's where I usually sit. Right... there. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill. You think I don't see what you're doing? I know how hard it is to find the rightjob. We have that in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out. That's just what I was thinking about doing. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. I'm going to drain the old stinger. Yeah, you do that. Look at that. You know, I've just about had it with your little mind games. - What's that? - Italian Vogue. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. A lot of ads. Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers. How do you like the smell of flames?! Not as much. Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat! This is pathetic! I've got issues! Well, well, well, a royal flush! - You're bluffing. - Am I? Surf's up, dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you doing?! You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it! We need to talk! He's just a little bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life? No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night... My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken. And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man! I'm sorry about all that. I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it. Oh, well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers... Yeah. Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over. Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees. - You got the tweezers? - Are you allergic? Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We're friends. - Good friends? - Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute... Are you her little... ...bedbug? I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? - Yeah, but... - So those aren't your real parents! - Oh, Barry... - Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins? - Objection! - I'm going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don't! It's what he wants! Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way! - Adam, stay with me. - I can't feel my legs. What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. - Hey, buddy. - Hey. - Is there much pain? - Yeah. I... I blew the whole case, didn't I? It doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could have died. I'd be better off dead. Look at me. They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it. What was it like to sting someone? I can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then... and then ecstasy! All right. You think it was all a trap? Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world. What will the humans do to us if they win? I don't know. I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad. Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Oh, my. Oould you get a nurse to close that window? - Why? - The smoke. Bees don't smoke. Right. Bees don't smoke. Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking. That's it! That's our case! It is? It's not over? Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about... Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion. But you can't! We have a terrific case. Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. What is that? It's a bee smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? - What are we gonna do? - He's playing the species card. Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. I'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees. Now we won't have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. You'll regret this. Barry, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. - What if Montgomery's right? - What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years. Oongratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine. We're all aware of what they do in the woods. Wait for my signal. Take him out. He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine. And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames... But it's just a prance-about stage name! ...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments. Oan't breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Tap it. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, and there's gallons more coming! - I think we need to shut down! - Shut down? We've never shut down. Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now? Oannonball! We're shutting honey production! Mission abort. Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there. Oh, yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody? - Are they out celebrating? - They're home. They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. At least we got our honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't? It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now... Now I can't. I don't understand why they're not happy. I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing. It's amazing. Honey really changes people. You don't have any idea what's going on, do you? - What did you want to show me? - This. What happened here? That is not the half of it. Oh, no. Oh, my. They're all wilting. Doesn't look very good, does it? No. And whose fault do you think that is? You know, I'm gonna guess bees. Bees? Specifically, me. I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things. It's notjust flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. That's our whole SAT test right there. Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom. And then, of course... The human species? So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it? I know this is also partly my fault. How about a suicide pact? How do we do it? - I'll sting you, you step on me. - Thatjust kills you twice. Right, right. Listen, Barry... sorry, but I gotta get going. I had to open my mouth and talk. Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena. They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying. It's the last chance I'll ever have to see it. Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this. I know. Me neither. Tournament of Roses. Roses can't do sports. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Barry? - Roses are flowers! - Yes, they are. Flowers, bees, pollen! I know. That's why this is the last parade. Maybe not. Oould you ask him to slow down? Oould you slow down? Barry! OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, all my fault. Yes, it kind of is. I've ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it worse. Actually, it's completely closed down. I thought maybe you were remodeling. But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined. I don't want to hear it! All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park. All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got. - Bees. - Park. - Pollen! - Flowers. - Repollination! - Across the nation! Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, Oalifornia. They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight. I have an idea. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. It's real. Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. Thank you. It was a gift. Once inside, we just pick the right float. How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it. - Where should I sit? - What are you? - I believe I'm the pea. - The pea? It goes under the mattresses. - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. - I'm getting the marshal. You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let's see what this baby'll do. Hey, what are you doing?! Then all we do is blend in with traffic... ...without arousing suspicion. Once at the airport, there's no stopping us. Stop! Security. - You and your insect pack your float? - Yes. Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? - Remove your stinger. - It's part of me. I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job. Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work. It's got to work. Attention, passengers, this is Oaptain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay. Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it. I gotta get up there and talk to them. Be careful. Oan I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. Oaptain, I'm in a real situation. - What'd you say, Hal? - Nothing. Bee! Don't freak out! My entire species... What are you doing? - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! - Who's an attorney? Don't move. Oh, Barry. Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded. One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious! - Is that another bee joke? - No! No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status? This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York. Where's the pilot? He's unconscious, and so is the copilot. Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a matter of fact, there is. - Who's that? - Barry Benson. From the honey trial?! Oh, great. Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. It's got giant wings, huge engines. I can't fly a plane. - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? - Yes. How hard could it be? Wait, Barry! We're headed into some lightning. This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing. Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory... That's Barry! ...is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew. Flowers?! We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience. Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane. I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres. They've done enough damage. But isn't he your only hope? Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all. Their wings are too small... Haven't we heard this a million times? "The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense." - Get this on the air! - Got it. - Stand by. - We're going live. The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference. More than we realized. To us, to everyone. That's why I want to get bees back to working together. That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O. We get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow! - Hello! Left, right, down, hover. - Hover? - Forget hover. This isn't so hard. Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry, what happened?! Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time. - That may have been helping me. - And now we're not! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don't have to yell. I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble. It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice! It's not a tone. I'm panicking! I can't do this! Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it! You snap out of it. You snap out of it. - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - Hold it! - Why? Oome on, it's my turn. How is the plane flying? I don't know. Hello? Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow. - Hello. All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop. Where? I can't see anything. Oan you? No, nothing. It's all cloudy. Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry. - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something. - What? - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. Bring the nose down. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - What in the world is on the tarmac? - Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - Vanessa, aim for the flower. - OK. Out the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! - Not that flower! The other one! - Which one? - That flower. - I'm aiming at the flower! That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. Rotate around it. - This is insane, Barry! - This's the only way I know how to fly. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse! Just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! Oome on, already. Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly! - Yes. No high-five! - Right. Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower? What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius! - Thank you. - But we're not done yet. Listen, everyone! This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means this is our last chance. We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this. If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees, orjust Museum of Natural History keychains? We're bees! Keychain! Then follow me! Except Keychain. Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned this. Yeah! I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves. Oh, yeah. That's our Barry. Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight! Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Oan I help who's next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved. Don't forget these. Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea. Barry, I'm sorry. Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you. Sorry I'm late. He's a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase. Have a great afternoon! Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere. No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me. You're a lifesaver, Barry. Oan I help who's next? All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly. Thank you, Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go, Kenny. - When will this nightmare end?! - Let it all go. - Beautiful day to fly. - Sure is. Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. - Thinking bee! - Me? Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Oan we stop here? I'm not making a major life decision during a production number! All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys. I had virtually no rehearsal for that.'
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[[User:ExclusiveEditor|<span style="background:Orange;color:White;padding:2px;">Exclusive</span><span style="background:black; color:White; padding:2px;">Editor</span>]] [[User talk:ExclusiveEditor|<sub>Notify Me!</sub>]] 17:48, 6 April 2024 (UTC)}} -Change Short description: '''Country in Asia''' to''' Country in South Asia'''. <br> -Reason: Current short description says ''''<s>Country in Asia</s>''''(changed to Country in South Asia), while other countries in Asia have more regional short description (example: China(Country in '''East '''Asia), Pakistan(Country in '''South '''Asia) Japan(Island country in '''East '''Asia), Bangladesh(Country in '''South '''Asia), Saudi Arabia(Country in the '''Middle East''') and even countries in other smaller continents: Germany(Country in '''Central '''Europe), France(Country in '''Western''' Europe), United Kingdom(Country in '''Northwestern '''Europe) etc. ) Regards, [[User:ExclusiveEditor|<span style="background:Orange;color:White;padding:2px;">Exclusive</span>]][[User:ExclusiveEditor|<span style="background:black; color:White; padding:2px;">Editor</span>]] [[User talk:ExclusiveEditor|<sub>Notify Me!</sub>]] 16:17, 1 March 2024 (UTC) + +Ooh, black and yellow! +Let's shake it up a little. -:'''Support''', because it is a more accurate and correct short description. [[User:InTheAstronomy32|InTheAstronomy32]] ([[User talk:InTheAstronomy32|talk]]) 22:55, 3 March 2024 (UTC) -:'''Note:''' The short description has been already changed. [[User:InTheAstronomy32|InTheAstronomy32]] ([[User talk:InTheAstronomy32|talk]]) 23:05, 3 March 2024 (UTC) -*'''Comment''' - Undid the change since it is under discussion. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 02:44, 5 March 2024 (UTC) + +Barry! Breakfast is ready! -:* A week passed, two people supported and there was no opposition. I will change the short description. -:[[User:InTheAstronomy32|InTheAstronomy32]] ([[User talk:InTheAstronomy32|talk]]) 11:02, 9 March 2024 (UTC) -{{Archive bottom}} + +Ooming! -== The caste system, which created a hierarchy of priests, warriors, and free peasants, but which excluded indigenous peoples by labelling their occupations impure, arose during this period == -{{atop -| status = -| result = Refer to [[Talk:India#Text_updated?|discussion]] below. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 17:52, 1 April 2024 (UTC) + +Hang on a second. -}} + +Hello? + +- Barry? +- Adam? + +- Oan you believe this is happening? +- I can't. I'll pick you up. -Are the only sources for this coming from 2 Germans who lived in the 20th century [[User:Jamesman666|Jamesman666]] ([[User talk:Jamesman666|talk]]) 03:19, 24 March 2024 (UTC) + +Looking sharp. -:text removed. not factually correct, rather seems like personal opinion of Germans. Wondering, why they believed the priests & warriors were not the indigenous people in India. Their stupidity made me laugh though. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 11:40, 1 April 2024 (UTC) -{{abot}} + +Use the stairs. Your father +paid good money for those. -== Request to remove pic "US president Barack Obama addresses the members of the Parliament of India in New Delhi in November 2010." == + +Sorry. I'm excited. -It is a very bad quality picture and the Parliament building too has changed. My suggestion is to refrain from adding non-Indian people in the India article, specially under its politics para. [[Special:Contributions/122.187.117.179|122.187.117.179]] ([[User talk:122.187.117.179|talk]]) 11:56, 29 March 2024 (UTC) + +Here's the graduate. +We're very proud of you, son. -:Updated the new parliament building. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 11:21, 1 April 2024 (UTC) + +A perfect report card, all B's. -== "Bharat" must be added as the endonym. == + +Very proud. -The word "Bharat" must be added as the endonym in the lead sentence and the infobox WITHOUT changing the common name. Why is the hesitation? [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 11:37, 1 April 2024 (UTC) -* In that case a discussion should be started about it. [[User_talk:Black Kite|Black Kite (talk)]] 11:44, 1 April 2024 (UTC) -*:It's strange that all the exonyms like Latin (India), Greek ( Ἰνδία), ancient Greek Indos ( Ἰνδός), Old Persian (Hindush) were included, But the most used endonym (Bharat) is not being included. All the information from western sources are considered reliable, but source from government of India is being labeled fake. That shows how neutral is wiki article is. Meanwhile, the [[Neutral point of view]] policy of Wikipedia cried alone in the corner. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 08:31, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -:::To begin with, the name ''Bharat Ganarajya'' is clearly given in the lede as well as in the infobox. Two, the official name of India has NOT been changed to Bharat by any bill or any law or even as per any circular or a notice. No sources are labelledas fake, if they are reliable. Go though [[WP:RS/P]] and [[WP:RS]] to identify the sources we use in Wikipedia. Here, nobody cares if it is from a government or a king. If the source is not reliable, it is not. No differences from western or oriental or Indian. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 08:57, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -::::Which bill or law mentions about Latin (India), Greek ( Ἰνδία), ancient Greek Indos ( Ἰνδός), Old Persian (Hindush)? Going by your logic these should also be removed. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 09:03, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -:::::and to be precise, I never asked to change the official name of the country. I have always said that endonym should be included. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 09:05, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -::::::& Also, Category & wiki page for Countries of Voice of Global South were deleted by editors two days back because it had references from Government of India which were considered not-reliable. What a shame. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 09:23, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -:::::::Hey, I would like to urge you to read every messages posted here, and in your talk page in depth before making further statements. The lede ''do not'' mention the exonyms or endonyms anywhere. They are in etymology section which comes ''after'' the lede. The next paragraph of the section goes into detail about the ''Bharat'' terminology. The artcle [[Names for India]] goes into an in length discussion about many names of our country. Also, lede doesn't have to include any of these endonyms or exonyms or whatevernyms per [[WP:LEDE]] and [[WP:FACR]]. There is an entire seperate section for that. -:::::::Secondly, the category and the subsequent article for Voice of Global South was deleted due to copyright violation (see [[WP:G12]]), ''not'' due to sources that aren't reliable. -:::::::Finally, I'd like to say that this article has been a target of discussions for 20 years now and if you think you have something new to add or some changes to be made, there is a really good chance that it was already been discussed here. So, you may go through the huge talk page archive that we have and see if such a step was already done. If not, have a read of [[WP:OWN]] (especially [[WP:FAOWN]]) to see if you can implement such a change. If such a change need consensus, when it had to be obtained from the consensus and you ''have'' to convince over thousand page watchers of this page that that change is justified. If still it is not happening, you can start a [[WP:RFC]] and see where the consensus leans to. There is no point blaming the system or the policies and guidelines. This article is a Featured Article that has gone through community review multiple times before getting into the current shape. You can't change something just because you don't like it or it goes aganist your own personal agenda. (Kinda like the democracy of our country. You can't change a law cuz you don't like it, lol). Good luck. Thanks and happy editing. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 10:27, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -::::::::@ [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] Thanks for calling me 'agenda pusher'. Bulgaria is a FA. yet the '''Romanized''' name ''Bŭlgariya'' is used along with official name. -::::::::'''Read''' - [[Bulgaria]] - Bulgaria ([[Help:IPA/English|/bʌlˈɡɛəriə, bʊl-/]] <sup>[[:File:En-us-Bulgaria.ogg|ⓘ]]</sup>; [[Bulgarian language|Bulgarian]]: България, <small>[[Romanization of Bulgarian|romanized]]:</small> ''Bŭlgariya''), officially the '''Republic of Bulgaria''', is a country in [[Southeast Europe]]. -::::::::Hence either Bulgaria page should be updated to remove the '''Romanized''' name ''Bŭlgariya'', or India page should be update to include '''Indianized''' name Bharat. -::::::::I rest my case. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 11:49, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -:::::::::You are again missing the point, dear Makks. The term romanised in this context refers to the transliteration of България (in Bulgarian language) to Bŭlgariya (in English). See [[Romanization of Bulgarian]] for further details. In India, we don't do that because of [[MOS:INDICSCRIPT]]. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 12:00, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -::::::::::I am confused. The article already contains the romanized name for India, "Bhārat Gaṇarājya", in both the lead and the infobox exactly like the Bulgaria article does. [[User:Chipmunkdavis|CMD]] ([[User talk:Chipmunkdavis|talk]]) 12:02, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -{{od|10}} Yea, we already have [[ISO 15919|the ISO]]. I think what Makks2010 meant was they want {{Lang-hi|भारत|translit=Bhārat}} or {{Lang-hi|भारत|translit=India}} (or something similar) in the lede. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) + +Ma! I got a thing going here. -"romanized: Bhārat" is okay. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 12:42, 3 April 2024 (UTC) + +- You got lint on your fuzz. +- Ow! That's me! -:([[ISO 15919|ISO]]: ''Bhārat Gaṇarājya'') is official name, hence shouldn't be touched. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 12:54, 3 April 2024 (UTC) + +- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. +- Bye! -* '''Controversial statement''' - India, officially the Republic of India (ISO: Bhārat Gaṇarājya),[22] is a country in South Asia. -* '''Proposed statement''' - India (Hindi: भारत, romanized: Bhārat), officially the Republic of India (ISO: Bhārat Gaṇarājya),[22] is a country in South Asia. + +Barry, I told you, +stop flying in the house! -The proposed statement for India is in line with another FA [[Bulgaria]]. -:Read [[MOS:INDICSCRIPT]]. No need to romanize if you can't put Indic script in the lede. You should really pay attention to what other editors are saying and read the guidelines we present and the messages we post. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 15:30, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -::* '''Second Proposed statement''' - India (romanized: Bhārat), officially the Republic of India (ISO: Bhārat Gaṇarājya), is a country in South Asia. -::[[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 16:06, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -:::That is not what [[romanization]] means. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 16:20, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -::::So basically, nothing is acceptable. :( [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 16:37, 3 April 2024 (UTC) + +- Hey, Adam. +- Hey, Barry. -== priests, warriors and free peasants were not "indigenous" in India == + +- Is that fuzz gel? +- A little. Special day, graduation. -{{ping|Makks2010}}, what is meant by "[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=India&diff=prev&oldid=1216675415 text updated]"? -- [[User:Kautilya3|Kautilya3]] ([[User talk:Kautilya3|talk]]) 11:43, 1 April 2024 (UTC) -* Yes, I've just reverted a couple of those, I'm especially unconvinced by the removal of the sourced section but there may be a reason for it, however none was given. [[User_talk:Black Kite|Black Kite (talk)]] 11:45, 1 April 2024 (UTC) -*:@[[User:Black Kite|Black Kite]] & @[[User:Kautilya3|Kautilya3]] : How to establish if the source that was added is actually neutral and not a personal opinion of some German guys who living in India in 20th century. Would you agree if priests & warriors castes in India are not indigenous in India? Read yourself below and judge if this is a neutral article? -*:disputed text from the article - -*:[[File:Disputed text.png|thumb|left|Disputed text for discussion]] [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 12:10, 1 April 2024 (UTC) -::* Perhaps it would have been a good idea to actually give a reason for the removal, then? Though I don't see that the nationality of the author or the date of the source has any relevance anyway, the only question is "is it correct"? If it isn't, you'd need to explain why. [[User_talk:Black Kite|Black Kite (talk)]] 12:20, 1 April 2024 (UTC) -::*:@[[User:Black Kite|Black Kite]] : Perhaps, it would have been a good idea to actually click bit more and check before simply reverting someone's work. -::*:Even a wiki page available for the author of the source. See the wikipage - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermann_Kulke -::*:Hermann Kulke (born 1938 in Berlin) is a German historian and Indologist, who was professor of South and Southeast Asian history at the Department of History, Kiel University (1988–2003). After receiving his PhD in Indology from Freiburg University in 1967, he taught for 21 years at the South Asia Institute of Heidelberg University (SAI). -::*:He was a founding member of the Orissa Research Project (ORP) of the Southasia Institute (1970–1975), and was coordinator of the second ORP. -::*:Specialization: pre-colonial South and Southeast Asian History; early state formation and historiography; regional cultures of India with emphasis on Orissa; Indianization of Southeast Asia and Indian Ocean Studies. -::*:He was a visiting professor at Utkal University, Bhubaneswar (1978–1979), Asiatic Society, Calcutta (1986), and Jawaharlal Nehru University, Delhi (1992). He was also the Fellow of the Institute of Southeast Asian Studies, in Singapore (1987) and of the Asia Research Institute of the University of Singapore (2007).11. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 12:32, 1 April 2024 (UTC) -::::* You appear to have misunderstood me. I know who they are (because I ''did'' check them, thank you very much) - the question is what do ''you'' believe makes their work ineligible to source this article? [[User_talk:Black Kite|Black Kite (talk)]] 12:58, 1 April 2024 (UTC) -::::*:Nationality of the author very much matter, especially in a sensitive cases like casteism, because often they do not understand roots / logic behind, rather they form their own opinion, which often is incorrect. Including such text in a neutral information page would be approving such opinions. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 14:11, 1 April 2024 (UTC) -::::::* I was hoping you would explain what the problem was with ''those sources'', as opposed to expressing your own random opinions on people from different nations. [[User_talk:Black Kite|Black Kite (talk)]] 14:22, 1 April 2024 (UTC) -::::::*:I already mentioned that considering priests & warriors people an non-indigenous in India is totally wrong and it proves my point. Which a western person with prejudice would never understand, hence whatever was mentioned in the source is not correct. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 14:38, 1 April 2024 (UTC) -::::::::* Trying to claim that no westerner could ever understand the caste system isn't going to go too well for you, so I suggest you don't suggest that. [[User_talk:Black Kite|Black Kite (talk)]] 14:57, 1 April 2024 (UTC) -* You have not yet explained what you meant by "text updated". You know that Wikipedia is written by summarising [[WP:RS|reliable sources]], right? You have been here long enough. -- [[User:Kautilya3|Kautilya3]] ([[User talk:Kautilya3|talk]]) 12:56, 1 April 2024 (UTC) -*:In my next update, I will include as much info as possible. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 14:12, 1 April 2024 (UTC) -*:: No, you will discuss them here first. You are experienced enough an editor to know what [[WP:BRD]] and [[WP:EPTALK]] mean, and you have been reverted by three different experienced editors today. This is especially true as this is a Featured Article. [[User_talk:Black Kite|Black Kite (talk)]] 14:26, 1 April 2024 (UTC) -*3RR violation in an indef protected FA. [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Makks2010&diff=prev&oldid=1216703730 Warned] {{U|Makks2010}}. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 14:43, 1 April 2024 (UTC) -*:3RR violation happened because people didn't ponder enough before reverting someone else's work. :S [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 18:27, 2 April 2024 (UTC) -*I am very alarmed to see when an editor believes that "outsiders" (here: a German scholar) are incapable of adequately studying/discussing a topic that is tied to a specific region (here: the Indian caste system), and thus apparently believes that sources written by such "outsiders" should not be used. If this continues to be the rationale of their edits (let's see what happens after 24 hrs), this eventually will call for a TBAN. –[[User:Austronesier|Austronesier]] ([[User talk:Austronesier|talk]]) 19:11, 1 April 2024 (UTC) -:: It is not as simple as that because we do know the problems of [[Orientalism]]. The statement they point out is indeed slightly problematic. I had it in my mind to look for better sources, which I will try again now. -- [[User:Kautilya3|Kautilya3]] ([[User talk:Kautilya3|talk]]) 22:27, 1 April 2024 (UTC) -:::Removed along with that statement was a sentence on the "chiefdom stage of political organisation", which does not seem to be sourced to Kulke. [[User:Chipmunkdavis|CMD]] ([[User talk:Chipmunkdavis|talk]]) 02:20, 2 April 2024 (UTC) -::: Aye ... probably because it tries to summarise an incredibly complex issue in one sentence. It certainly doesn't mean what Makks2010 thinks it means, though. [[User_talk:Black Kite|Black Kite (talk)]] 09:43, 2 April 2024 (UTC) -:::{{re|Kautilya3}} My comment was not about the source, but about the a priori rationale by @Makks2010 in these comments[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?diff=1216699807&oldid=1216693224&title=Talk:India][https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?diff=1216703627&oldid=1216702070&title=Talk:India]. Being aware about existing systemic bias is different from undifferentiated rejection based on the nationality of the author <small>(or add: "editor", and you have the root of chauvinist traveling circus discussions in WP)</small>. –[[User:Austronesier|Austronesier]] ([[User talk:Austronesier|talk]]) 17:53, 2 April 2024 (UTC) -:::: Systemic bias is present throughout the western conception of "caste". But German Indology is special still, for having given rise to the infamous "Aryanism". -:::: The present text conveys that the priests, warriors and free peasants were not "indigenous", whereas the fourth unnamed class alone was "indigenous" and was regarded as "impure". That is a very strange reading that I don't think you will find outside German Indology. We could just say a caste system with ranked classes of priests, warriors, free peasants and labourers arose, without attaching additional value judgements. There is no need to go beyond that in a breif summary of the history. -- [[User:Kautilya3|Kautilya3]] ([[User talk:Kautilya3|talk]]) 18:09, 2 April 2024 (UTC) -:::::@[[User:Black Kite|Black Kite]], @[[User:Kautilya3|Kautilya3]] & @[[User:Austronesier|Austronesier]] : Question is not if any scholar is capable of discussing or studying a topic related to another region. Everyone is entitled to have one's own opinion, even if it is not neutral in nature. But the Wiki article must follow [[Wikipedia:Neutral point of view]], which is not the case here. It is neither 'slightly problematic' nor 'phrasing an incredibly complex topic' issue, rather it is an unreasonable & unfair opinion. If one reads couple of paragraphs rather than just one of two sentences from the book (given in the reference of the sentence in the wiki), one will find that the Scholar's work is too shallow and full of unreasonable prejudice towards the Indian society lacking a complete societal view of India. I have already written a detailed email to the author of the book calling out his hypocrisy towards the Indian society with many examples which of course, he did not consider while writing his book. -:::::[[File:Feedback on the reference book.png|thumb|left| Feedback on the reference book]] -:::::Anyhow, the sentence in question must be taken down with immediate effect as it mis-represent '''the most populous nation of the world''' and is not following the policy of neutrality. Hope, you all would agree. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 18:18, 2 April 2024 (UTC) -::::@[[User:Austronesier|Austronesier]] : Thanks for getting me blocked, even when I informed you individually that I was in process to improve the article and category, it was not cool though. I will write the article again with all the references and get it reviewed before publishing it. @[[User:Usedtobecool|Usedtobecool]] [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 18:19, 2 April 2024 (UTC) -:::::{{ping|Makks2010}} Again, you are confused regarding your rationales of blocks and deletions. -:::::You were '''blocked for [[WP:3RR|editwarring]]''' and the article (and subsequently the category) was '''deleted due to copyright violation per [[WP:G12]].''' It doesn't matter if you were in the process of adding the sources then or 2 days later, all the information must be cited when you are entering it in Wikipedia. Please read the disclaimers that comes up before you click publish changes button. You could use [[WP:SANDBOX|sandbox]] or [[WP:DRAFT|draftspace]] when you are testing edits or creating a new article. Also, sarcasm and snide remarks are not going to help your cause. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 13:52, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -::::::@[[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] Any input on the original bone of contention - "priests, warriors and free peasants were not "indigenous" in India"? [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 14:30, 3 April 2024 (UTC) + +Never thought I'd make it. -* I have read through ''almost every archive'' discussing about "'''indigenous people'''" in the [[caste system]]. Everytime, the discussion was either left inconclusively or declined by editors as no alternative text was proposed. + +Three days grade school, +three days high school. -'''Controversial statement''' - The caste system, which created a hierarchy of priests, warriors, and free peasants, but which excluded indigenous peoples by labelling their occupations impure, arose during this period. {{clear}} -'''Proposed statement''' - The caste system, which created a hierarchy of priests, warriors, traders and free peasants, but which excluded peoples involved in menial & disgraceful occupations, arose during this period. {{clear}} -:The proposed statement, IMO, using ''menial and disgraceful'' to tag certain occupations sounds very POV and biased per [[WP:WTW]] and shouldn't be used. This entire section seems like a [[WP:BROKE]] discussion. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 15:37, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -::first of all, the Shudra or Dalit were actually involved in ''menial and disgraceful'' tasks. They can't change their occupations based on Wikipedia's requirements. hence it was proposed. '''''If this can't be accepted then the whole sentence must be moved.''''' -::secondly, present text that implies '''the priests, warriors and free peasants were not "indigenous",''' sound more biased. And factually incorrect. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 15:51, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -:::'''Second proposed statement''' - The caste system, which created a hierarchy of priests, warriors, traders, and free peasants, but which excluded peoples involved in unhygienic occupations arose during this period. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 16:02, 3 April 2024 (UTC) + +Those were awkward. -*{{reply|Makks2010}} The current version of the statement in the article (which you label "controversial") summarizes what is said on p.19 of the 6th edition of ''[https://www.routledge.com/A-History-of-India/Kulke-Rothermund/p/book/9781138961159 A history of India]'' by Kulke & Rothermund, a standard textbook on the subject. Which comparable high-quality source(s) did you use to formulate your proposed revision? [[User:Abecedare|Abecedare]] ([[User talk:Abecedare|talk]]) 16:05, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -*:@[[User:Abecedare|Abecedare]] Prof Kulke book ''[https://www.routledge.com/A-History-of-India/Kulke-Rothermund/p/book/9781138961159 A history of India]'' is unreasonably prejudice and factually incorrect. I have already wrote him an email with contradicting the text from his book with a number of examples. See the above "feedback on the reference book" screenshot of the email. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 16:12, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -*::And also what decides which source is a high-quality or low-quality? Is it the nationality of the writer? -*::Sorry, not acceptable. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 16:23, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -:::You again are missing the point. Nobody is bringing up this nationality thing except you for some reason. This entire argument is just another case of [[WP:IJUSTDONTLIKEIT]], it seems. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 16:26, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -*:::What is factually incorrect, will always remain incorrect. I am not the only one that highlighted this issue with the word '''"indigenous",''' there are a lot of people have highlighted the same (check archive) including some of the editors too. Yet. the source from a outsider is being considered more reliable. Just because the author of the book is from certain region. This is actually called "slave" mentality, when people can't think rationally rather agreeing to what their master says. Again, Not acceptable!!!. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 17:01, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -*:::Makks2010, see [[WP:HISTRS]] for how quality of history-related sources is judged. Your claims/email are not of much value in evaluating the reliability of a textbook written by two recognized scholars, published by an academic press, and whose quality is lauded by [https://doi.org/10.2307/604988 other] [https://doi.org/10.2307/1862211 scholars] in peer-reviewed publications. If you wish to argue otherwise, you can get other opinions at [[WP:RSN]] although IMO that would be a waste of your and other editors' time. [[User:Abecedare|Abecedare]] ([[User talk:Abecedare|talk]]) 16:30, 3 April 2024 (UTC) + +Three days college. I'm glad I took +a day and hitchhiked around the hive. -== "Voice of the Global South Summit" mass additions == -{{atop -| status = -| result = Article deleted for copyvio and category deleted as empty. Discussion is redundant now. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 18:54, 1 April 2024 (UTC) -}} + +You did come back different. + +- Hi, Barry. +- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. + +- Hear about Frankie? +- Yeah. -[[User:Makks2010]] has created the [[:‎Category:Countries of Voice of Global South]] in relation to the Modi-initiated virtual summit[https://thediplomat.com/2023/11/at-global-south-summit-modi-urges-unity-for-the-greater-global-good/] and added it to every country that participated in the summit (according to a Indian governmental source), without 1) an article related to it, and 2) without mention of the summit of these articles. When I first reverted some of these additions, @Makks2010 has added some text to [[:Sri Lanka]] to comply with [[WP:CATVER]], but only using a non-neutral source by the Indian government[https://www.mea.gov.in/voice-of-global-summit.htm#:~:text=125%20countries%20participated%20in%20the,and%2011%20countries%20from%20Oceania], and now, they have created the main article (which makes my first objection temporarily moot; the article hasn't been vetted for WP:N and WP:V yet). But still, we obviously need ''independent'' sources which tells us that the participation in the summit is relevant for each country article. + +- You going to the funeral? +- No, I'm not going. -Since this summit is an Indian initiative, I have chosen this talk page to get wider input about these mass edits. [[User:Austronesier|Austronesier]] ([[User talk:Austronesier|talk]]) 17:53, 1 April 2024 (UTC) + +Everybody knows, +sting someone, you die. -PS: @Makks2010 is re-adding the category, disregarding [[WP:BRD]], e.g. here:[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Suriname&diff=prev&oldid=1216726034][https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?diff=1216733447&oldid=1216729261&title=Suriname]. –[[User:Austronesier|Austronesier]] ([[User talk:Austronesier|talk]]) 17:57, 1 April 2024 (UTC) -:I don't care whether the template and the category exist but they don't belong in the country articles. First, you should not be adding categories that can not be verified from the text of the article. Second, the first can not be rectified by adding it to article text because it is extremely [[WP:UNDUE]] for any country article, it's not even close.<span id="Usedtobecool:1711994810076:TalkFTTCLNIndia" class="FTTCmt"> —&nbsp;'''[[User:Usedtobecool|Usedtobecool]]'''&nbsp;[[User talk:Usedtobecool|☎️]] 18:06, 1 April 2024 (UTC)</span> -:[[User:Austronesier|Austronesier]], your ping has failed, FYI.<span id="Usedtobecool:1711994924103:TalkFTTCLNIndia" class="FTTCmt"> —&nbsp;'''[[User:Usedtobecool|Usedtobecool]]'''&nbsp;[[User talk:Usedtobecool|☎️]] 18:08, 1 April 2024 (UTC)</span> -:Re-pinging {{ping|Makks2010}} in case you haven't seen this. I assume you have seen it in my talk page. –[[User:Austronesier|Austronesier]] ([[User talk:Austronesier|talk]]) 18:24, 1 April 2024 (UTC) -{{abot}} + +Don't waste it on a squirrel. +Such a hothead. -== Feedback on [[India]] wiki page == + +I guess he could have +just gotten out of the way. -Here is my feedback on [[India]] wiki page. It is a badly a formatted article '''highlighting "not so positive" side of the country''' (most probably it is by intention of the editors) and '''hiding "almost every positive aspect".''' Hence it requires a major overhauling efforts. + +I love this incorporating +an amusement park into our day. -'''examples '''- -1) Mention of "incorporation of untouchability" in the introduction itself is mis-representation of India. though the fact is that the untouchability is matter of past now (abolished 74 years ago), it must be included in the article but certainly not in the introduction as it does not represent the country any more. {{clear}} -2) Pre-history section is totally missing, where as it is available in many courtiers’ wiki pages. {{clear}} -3) History of 'North-eastern' part is purposefully not included in any section of the history. {{clear}} -4) Geography section did not even mention about any of India's islands. {{clear}} -5) Topography is a major topic that missing. {{clear}} -6) Wrong information given about number of state-level political parties mentioned. Number of listed political parties in the EC is around 2500. {{clear}} -7) List of top metropolis cities / largest urban areas is not written, whereas almost every other country's wiki page has it. (e.g. U.K.) {{clear}} -8) A separate section should be provided to the languages under demographics for one of the most linguistically diverse country of the world. {{clear}} -9) Architecture section more look like an advertisement of Taj Mahal, Though India has many more architectural wonders other than Taj. The section should be re-visited. {{clear}} -10) No mention of India's Transport infrastructure work done in last 10 year. A separate Transport section would be appreciated. {{clear}} -11) No mention of India’s scientific achievements, if they do not represent a country than I wonder what would. Science and technology section should be included. {{clear}} -12) No mention of world's largest media.{{clear}} -13) India's wide diversity should be included in the clothing section, rather than just highlighting saris and Shalwar. {{clear}} -14) World's second-largest education system cannot be summarized just in five sentences. {{clear}} -15) India's contribution in the WW-I & WW-II should also be mentioned under some appropriate section. {{clear}} -16) Healthcare should have been a separate section, considering that India has one of the largest Healthcare infra. {{clear}} -17) India is known for it's Philosophy & Culture. However Wiki page doesn't even consider it. {{clear}} -<!-- Template:Unsigned --><small class="autosigned">—&nbsp;Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010#top|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Makks2010|contribs]]) 18:27, 2 April 2024 (UTC)</small> + +That's why we don't need vacations. -:Thank you for taking the time to make this evaluation..... I would agree the article hasn't kept up to the FA level we expect especially for country articles.... It follows the format of a decade ago. That being said I think we can work on all these points above. First would be proposal of text and changes with sources. Keeping in mind that changes here is very hard.... thus short and precise changes need to be demonstrated here in the talk.<span style="font-weight:bold;color:darkblue">[[User:Moxy|Moxy]]</span>🍁 18:56, 2 April 2024 (UTC) -:You may want to look over [[WP:Summary style]], many of your points simply ask for additions to an already not short article. No single page can have everything, but it is perhaps worth looking into whether your mentioned points are in the immediate subarticles. [[User:Chipmunkdavis|CMD]] ([[User talk:Chipmunkdavis|talk]]) 01:34, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -::@[[User:Cmd|cmd]] of course, No single page can have everything. but basic page size analysis tells a different story that how much info has been included about world's the most populous and the most diverse country. Let alone the accuracy or neutrality of the text included in it. {{clear}} -::1) [[India]] - 311,514 bytes {{clear}} -::2) [[Lithuania]] - 316,496 bytes {{clear}} -::3) [[Vietnam]] - 321,391 bytes {{clear}} -::4) [[Turkey]] - 333,128 bytes {{clear}} -::5) [[China]] - 345,292 bytes {{clear}} -::6) [[Bangladesh]] - 347,376 bytes {{clear}} -::7) [[United Kingdom]] - 361,544 bytes {{clear}} -::8) [[Russia]] - 370,238 bytes {{clear}} -::9) [[Italy]] - 387,194 bytes {{clear}} -::10) [[Pakistan]] - 401,112 bytes {{clear}} -::11) [[Iran]] - 401,682 bytes {{clear}} [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 05:45, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -:::Those are all lower-quality articles than this one. "Basic page size analysis" suggests that too. [[User:Chipmunkdavis|CMD]] ([[User talk:Chipmunkdavis|talk]]) 06:12, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -::::Are we suggesting here that FA like [[United Kingdom]], [[China]], [[Turkey]], [[Italy]] & [[Russia]] are low quality articles? [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 06:28, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -:::::Not a single one of those is an FA. [[User:Chipmunkdavis|CMD]] ([[User talk:Chipmunkdavis|talk]]) 06:31, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -::::::that's a news to me. :D [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 06:44, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -:::::::Look for the golden star on top for an article to differentiate between normal articles, [[WP:GA|Good articles]] and [[WP:FA|Featured articles]]. India is one of the oldest articles in English Wikipedia, about 20 years old. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 07:09, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -::::::::that's exactly my point, Along with the article, it's text and formatting is also decades older, which may not be relevant in 2024 anymore. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 07:44, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -{{od|8}} Yes, it still follows an outdated guideline, but recent changes are updated and incorporated into the article ''after'' gaining consensus here in talk page regularly. So, it's not that bad or it's not like we use the outdated style. You may check the article milestones in the talk page header to see the reviews that are done time to time. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 10:00, 3 April 2024 (UTC) + +Boy, quite a bit of pomp... +under the circumstances. -:In that case, I would like to question the review process itself. -:e.g. How come <nowiki>'''</nowiki>untouchability<nowiki>'''</nowiki> be the introduction of any country? - Wondering what review was done about it? Is it fair and unbiased? [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 10:04, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -* I would concentrate on one part of your list at a time. The two that ''do'' stand out as being understated in the article are science and philosophy. Note that a number of the topics have their own article (otherwise this one would be far too large), for example [[Architecture of India]] or [[Clothing in India]]. [[User_talk:Black Kite|Black Kite (talk)]] 10:11, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -*:Let's talk about [[Architecture of India]] or [[Clothing in India]] only for now. - -*:1) May I ask India's north-east region is not worthy enough to be included (just a line or two) in the main page of India? In my point of view, it is important because they have unique clothing as well as architecture. -*:2) Why only Taj Mahal to be included? Let's have short text about Taj and Also include other wonderful Architecture from ancient India? -*:I have not asking a long assay about India, just would like to have more '''inclusive''' article. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 10:17, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -::* There is no problem with suggesting other important items that would fit into ''this'' article, rather than the sub-articles.; no-one is saying we can't add ''anything'' at all to what exists already. [[User_talk:Black Kite|Black Kite (talk)]] 10:42, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -::*:Assam is mentioned multiple times in Performing arts and media, where Manipur is mentioned too, and the north-east region is mentioned as a group in Sports and recreation. This may or may not be appropriate weight, but it is more than just a line or two. [[User:Chipmunkdavis|CMD]] ([[User talk:Chipmunkdavis|talk]]) 10:56, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -::*::@[[User:Cmd|Cmd]] how abut the history of north-east? Not even a single dynasty from north east is mentioned, However Mughals got plenty of text. Though the fact is Mughals were actually defeated multiple times by the Kings of north-east at multiple occasion. I understand the article would become too lengthy to read if we include everything. However, The point i am making is that the Article should be more inclusive than just praising Mughals. which more sound like western point of view of India. -::*::You can go back to article and check yourself, not even a single word mentioned about - 1) Shivaji Maharaj 2) Sikh empire 3) Rajputs kings. Hence I am saying the article should be more inclusive without being lengthy. -::*::Hope, I am making some sense '''without being labeled as "agenda pusher" or "Bhakat"'''. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 11:22, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -::*:::Also, do you believe any other part of India is more biodiverse than North-East? Yet, north-east itself is not included in Biodiversity section. I have bee saying that article is not really balanced in nature. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 11:29, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -::*::::Those are not directly related to your specific question of whether "India's north-east region is not worthy enough to be included (just a line or two) in the main page of India", which I answered. [[User:Chipmunkdavis|CMD]] ([[User talk:Chipmunkdavis|talk]]) 11:59, 3 April 2024 (UTC) + +- Well, Adam, today we are men. +- We are! -==Wiki Education assignment: Introduction to Community Economic and Social Development II== -{{dashboard.wikiedu.org assignment | course = Wikipedia:Wiki_Ed/Algoma_University/Introduction_to_Community_Economic_and_Social_Development_II_(Winter_2024) | reviewers = [[User:Nikhil Kashyap 1|Nikhil Kashyap 1]] | start_date = 2024-01-09 | end_date = 2024-04-05 }} + +- Bee-men. +- Amen! -<span class="wikied-assignment" style="font-size:85%;">— Assignment last updated by [[User:Nikhil Kashyap 1|Nikhil Kashyap 1]] ([[User talk:Nikhil Kashyap 1|talk]]) 22:51, 3 April 2024 (UTC)</span> -:{{u|Nikhil Kashyap 1}}, this article is not suitable for student editors. Even an experienced editor needs months to get anything done here, unless you're already one of the major contributors to it. I suggest you pick another topic, or you might fail. My advice is, pick an article that should be detailed but is currently short, or pick an article that needs a lot of copyediting. Is your assignment really due day after tommorrow? And you're starting today? '''[[User:Usedtobecool|Usedtobecool]]'''&nbsp;[[User talk:Usedtobecool|☎️]] 08:12, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -:: The student would not be able to edit the article anyway, as it is [[WP:ECP|extended-confirmed protected]]. [[User_talk:Black Kite|Black Kite (talk)]] 09:28, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -:::I have left a note for WikiEd. [[User:Chipmunkdavis|CMD]] ([[User talk:Chipmunkdavis|talk]]) 10:03, 3 April 2024 (UTC) + +Hallelujah! -== Declining status of women during Maurya and Gupta Empires == + +Students, faculty, distinguished bees, -'''Controversial statement''' - Early political consolidations gave rise to the loose-knit [[Maurya Empire|Maurya]] and [[Gupta Empire|Gupta Empires]] based in the [[Ganges Basin]]. Their collective [[era]] was suffused with wide-ranging creativity, but '''also marked by the declining status of women'''. + +please welcome Dean Buzzwell. -I really would like to get this statement reviewed, which makes no sense. General understanding is stature of women in Indian society went south with Islamic invasion. The reference given with the sentence is actually not open to read for all. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 11:40, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -:Please provide references from reliable sources supporting your claim ''General understanding is stature of women in Indian society went south with Islamic invasion.'' Also, the reference is an open access from Google books. Anyone can open it and see. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 13:19, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -::'''Proposed reference link''' - https://www.bu.edu/wcp/Papers/Huma/HumaSing.htm -::'''Publisher''' - Boston University -::'''Text to be included''' - The Muslim influence on India caused considerable deterioration in the status of women. They were deprived of their rights of equality with men. -::@[[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] above text from reference link seem more appropriate without mentioning about the time period, hence there won't be any controversy. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 13:36, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -:::Funny how you see 2000 year old Mauryan and Gupta Empire statement (that was researched and there is a consensus among historians) about women's stature declining controversial and POV, but ''The Muslim influence'' (as suggested by you) as perfectly NPOV and non controversial. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 13:44, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -::::Could you please provide any '''Indian''' reference where it is mentioned that women status was declining during Mauryan and Gupta Empire? [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 13:49, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -:::::Why does it have to be Indian? [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 13:53, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -::::::here comes the prejudice towards the Indian intellect yet again. Whatever western scholars say is a line on the stone, but who actually went through the situation are the liars. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 13:57, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -::::Here is second reference which mentions that <nowiki>'''</nowiki> '''With the advent of Muslims in India, the social movement of Indian women was restricted. When Hindu culture came in the clash with a culture far different from its own, the Hindu leaders of the society began to frame rules and laws to safeguard their interest especially the position of women'''<nowiki>'''</nowiki> also "'''With the threats of the invading soldiers roaming countryside, women were prohibited to attend public functions and were placed behind the veil.'''" -::::These were exactly my point of views in my previous statements. -::::https://noteguilty.com/notes/women-law/women-in-pre-independence-period [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 13:55, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -:::::Here comes third reference which exactly says what i mentioned - "T'''he Medieval period starts with the entry of Muslim invaders in India. The span of this period was about 500 years from the Era of Delhi Sultnate to Mughal era. In the Indian history, the medieval age is considered to be “Dark Age” for the women when many foreign conquests, which resulted in the decline in women’s status.'''" -:::::https://magadhmahilacollege.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Status-of-Women-in-Medieval-India.pdf [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 13:59, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -::::::fourth reference proving my statement - "'''Medieval India was not women's age it is supposed to be the 'dark age' for them. Medieval India saw many foreign conquests, which resulted in the decline in women's status. When foreign conquerors like Muslims invaded India they brought with them their own culture. For them women was the sole property of her father, brother or husband and she does not have any will of her own. This type of thinking also crept into the minds of Indian people and they also began to treat their own women like this. One more reason for the decline in women's status and freedom was that original Indians wanted to shield their women folk from the barbarous Muslim invaders.''' " -::::::https://www.legalservicesindia.com/article/1867/The-Socio-Economic-Status-of-Women-in-India-Ancient-to-Modern-Era.html [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 14:02, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -:::::::Fifth reference for the same statement - "'''Unlike in the ancient Indian period, the position and status of woman in the Mughal period was not quite high. Purdah and child marriage had become common. Except those of the lower classes, woman in Mughal period did not move out of their houses. The Muslims woman observed purdah much more strictly than the Hindus. The birth of a daughter was considered inauspicious, while that of a son was an occasion for celebration.'''" -:::::::https://www.govtwomencollegeslm8.org/e_content/English/II%20B.A.%20ENGLISH/NMEC-%20WOMEN'S%20STUDIES/UNIT%20III/ANCIENT%20WOMEN.pdf [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 14:07, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -::::::{{ec}}I am an Indian and I do not have any prejudice aganist my fellow Indian historians. If the fact you suggest has reliable references, and you can show it is true ([[WP:VERIFIABILITY]]) from independent sources ([[WP:INDY]]) nothing can stop you from adding it. But if you are trying to achieve something else by removing a well cited statement about Gupta and Maurya empire, and add a POV statement, we can see right through it. Good luck obtaining consensus for the change. Thanks and happy editing. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 14:26, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -:::::::Already provided links for a paper published at '''Boston University''' as well as at '''Magadha Mahila college''', Patna. located at a area which where actually Gupta and Maurya empires were flourished. both writers are independent and verifiable. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 14:48, 3 April 2024 (UTC) + +Welcome, New Hive Oity +graduating class of... -*{{reply|Makks2010}} Please do not flood this page with quotes from low-quality sources and random websites and please avoid unnecessary bolding, which in online discussions is akin to yelling. See [[WP:HISTRS]] for the type of sources that are needed to add/edit history-related content at this FA. [[User:Abecedare|Abecedare]] ([[User talk:Abecedare|talk]]) 16:11, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -*:How come Indian sources become "low quality" about a topic related to India and western sources are credible. It is like telling a man, who lived whole of his life as man, that he is never been a man. That's how editors are being acted. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 16:17, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -*::Please stop bringing up author nationality, no-one else has mentioned it. The sources above read as obviously low quality, they have not even been edited for grammar, and that is with no idea who the authors are. [[User:Chipmunkdavis|CMD]] ([[User talk:Chipmunkdavis|talk]]) 16:38, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -*::{{ec}} Makks2010, several editors have already pointed out the error of judging a sources based on the nationality of the authors. So please do read [[WP:RS]] and [[WP:HISTRS]], and consult the [[WP:RSN|reliable sources noticeboard]] if you wish. Simply [[WP:IDHT| ignoring the feedback]] and continuing this [[WP:TE|tendentious line of argument]] is likely to get you blocked from this page/topic-area. [[User:Abecedare|Abecedare]] ([[User talk:Abecedare|talk]]) 16:45, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -*:::feel free to block.... this is pure bullshit. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 17:06, 3 April 2024 (UTC) + +...9:15. -== Socio-economic challenges == + +That concludes our ceremonies. -'''Controversial statement -''' Despite economic growth during recent decades, India continues to face socio-economic challenges. I'''n 2006, India contained the [[Poverty in India|largest number]] of people living below the World Bank's international poverty line of US$1.25 per day''' + +And begins your career +at Honex Industries! -'''Reference given''' - https://web.archive.org/web/20120514143037/https://siteresources.worldbank.org/SOUTHASIAEXT/Resources/DPR_FullReport.pdf + +Will we pick ourjob today? + +I heard it's just orientation. -'''Proposed changes''' - + +Heads up! Here we go. -1) Even the world bank has raised the poverty line from US$1.25 per day to US2.15 per day back in 2017. Hence data mentioned in the article is way too old. Refer to this https://pip.worldbank.org/country-profiles/IND + +Keep your hands and antennas +inside the tram at all times. -2) Also editor must consider this before updating - https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/economy/indicators/indias-poverty-rate-declined-to-4-5-5-in-2022-23-sbi-research/articleshow/108029519.cms?from=mdr [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 12:06, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -:ET is not [[WP:RS|reliable]] per [[WP:RS/P]]. Also, India haven't published their poverty statistics since 2011. You might want to have a look at [https://www.worldbank.org/en/news/factsheet/2022/05/02/fact-sheet-an-adjustment-to-global-poverty-lines#2 this report] and [https://blogs.worldbank.org/en/opendata/september-2022-global-poverty-update-world-bank-2017-ppps-and-new-data-india this post] by WB. But if you could get more data regarding India's standing in terms of poverty in 2024, we can update it in the article. Thanks. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 12:26, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -::How about Point -1? "Poverty rate at '''$2.15''' a day (2017 PPP) (% population): '''12.92'''% in '''2021"''' -::2021 is not that far from 2024. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 12:35, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -:::Also, as per government of India - India has registered a significant decline in multidimensional poverty in India from 29.17% in 2013-14 to 11.28% in 2022-23 i.e. a reduction of 17.89 percentage points. -:::[https://pib.gov.in/PressReleaseIframePage.aspx?PRID=1996271#:~:text=According%20to%20the%20Discussion%20Paper,reduction%20of%2017.89%20percentage%20points. https://pib.gov.in/PressReleaseIframePage.aspx?PRID=1996271#:~:text=According%20to%20the%20Discussion%20Paper,reduction%20of%2017.89%20percentage%20points.] [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 12:38, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -:::: There's a big problem with using those dates - Page 1 of the report states "''headcount poverty ratios for 2013-14 and 2022-23 have been estimated based on compound growth rate of the reduction in the incidence of poverty levels between 2005-06 and 2015-16 and 2015-16 and 2019-21 respective''" So I think you could only use the 2005-6, 2015-16 and 2019-21 figures (and they are the ones used throughout the report anyway). Interesting that the Govt press release doesn't mention the data from the same report, that says that the figure fell from 55.34% to 29.17% between 2005-06 and 2013-14, when presumably it was a different Government. You'd have to mention both time-frames. Also, using the MPI measure can be slightly misleading (I think this discussion has happened previously). If you look at the graph on page 9 of the report, 31% of the population are still deprived in nutrition, 43% in cooking fuel, 31% in sanitation and 41% in housing. So I think this can be mentioned, but you'd have to explain in a little detail what it's actually saying (and push the data points back to 2005-2006, as that's where the greatest improvements happened). -[[User_talk:Black Kite|Black Kite (talk)]] 08:39, 4 April 2024 (UTC) + +- Wonder what it'll be like? +- A little scary. -== Administrative divisions section doesn't mention about 29 autonomously administrated areas of India. == + +Welcome to Honex, +a division of Honesco -please include '''Autonomous administrative divisions of India''' link under Administrative divisions section. There are 29 such areas, which should be given some visibility. + +and a part of the Hexagon Group. -'''Present link''' : + +This is it! -{{Main|Administrative divisions of India}} + +Wow. -'''Proposed change''' : + +Wow. -{{Main|Administrative divisions of India|Autonomous administrative divisions of India}} + +We know that you, as a bee, +have worked your whole life -[[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 13:14, 3 April 2024 (UTC) -:These autonomous administrative divisions are subparts of the main article [[Administrative divisions of India]]. There's no point or relevance to provide a link on India's article. It can be given at the ''see also'' section of the former article as they form a part of the larger Administrative divisions article. The objective of an article about India is not to give all the possible information in the world crammed up in this one article. Pointers are given for each sub section because of this. The hits and the views that these two articles get is vastly different and a general reader doesn't differentiate between these two. Also, Wikipedia is not for giving more visibility to a specific article or to promote one specific group of ideas (see [[WP:SOAPBOX]]). Thanks. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 13:34, 3 April 2024 (UTC) + +to get to the point where you +can work for your whole life. -== add a line about marathas in the (top) section == + +Honey begins when our valiant Pollen +Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. -maratha empire is acknowledged by western, british historians (no 1 point) that means it did existed. it also had an area about 2.5m sq km which means it was bigger that 1 m sq km hence a big enough empire to be added in (top) section. it crushed mughal empire by force (but you dont have to write that as it would be equal to indians defeating turks pbuh swt which is not possible so you just write something like "mughal empire was gradually followed by marathas however we dont yet know about how mughals declines"). then add a line stating that three anglo maratha wars resulted in british rule (istead of saying "Gradually expanding rule of the British East India Company followed" like if mughals were the greatest before british [[User:Uvrajgupt|Uvrajgupt]] ([[User talk:Uvrajgupt|talk]]) 14:47, 5 April 2024 (UTC) -:{{u|Kautilya3}}, {{u|RegentsPark}} has reverted my edit which can be seen [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=India&diff=prev&oldid=1217758212&title=India&diffonly=1 here] and asked me to get a consensus for the fact that the Marathas ended Mughal rule and established the [[Maratha Empire]] consisting of most areas of the [[Indian subcontinent]] but lost almost all those territories to the English [[East India Company]] in the [[Second Anglo-Maratha War|Second]] and [[Third Anglo-Maratha war]] using the sources mentioned in the diff (about the establishment of the Maratha Empire). Can you start a, 'Request for Comments" for the same? --[[User:Haani40|Haani40]] ([[User talk:Haani40|talk]]) 19:03, 7 April 2024 (UTC) -:{{cite book|last=Naravane|first=M. S. |title=Battles of the Honourable East India Company: Making of the Raj|url=https://books.google.com/books?id=bxsa3jtHoCEC&pg=PA79|year=2006|publisher=APH Publishing|isbn=978-81-313-0034-3|ref={{sfnref|Naravane|2006|pp=79–86}}}} can be used to show that the EIC seized control of India from the Marathas?-[[User:Haani40|Haani40]] ([[User talk:Haani40|talk]]) 20:14, 7 April 2024 (UTC) -::Hey, may you please explain more about "request for comments", i would really love to help you out. -::Making the Raj is good enough (ive only read first few pages) but it doesn't tell you that marathas ended mughal rule, we need another one for the same, we need to find some good source, these days im really busy but will surely look into them in a week or maybe after three or four days, till then if you find something similar, do let me know and tell me more about request for comments, i never heard of it and the web is showing different results for the same [[User:Uvrajgupt|Uvrajgupt]] ([[User talk:Uvrajgupt|talk]]) 18:09, 10 April 2024 (UTC) + +Our top-secret formula -== Extended-confirmed-protected edit request on 6 April 2024 == + +is automatically color-corrected, +scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured -{{edit extended-protected|India|answered=yes}} -ADD to initial description after + +into this soothing sweet syrup - "During the same time, its nominal per capita income increased from US$64 annually to US$2,601, and its literacy rate from 16.6% to 74%." + +with its distinctive +golden glow you know as... -Over 90% of the labor force continues to work in the informal sector which generates about half of India's GDP. Despite the growth in GDP, real wages of workers have largely stagnated in the organized manufacturing industry since the 1980s.<ref>{{Cite web |title=IZA World of Labor: The labor market in India since the 1990s -|url=https://wol.iza.org/articles/the-labor-market-in-india-since-the-1990s/long |access-date=2024-04-06 |website=www.wol.iza.org |language=en}}</ref> [[User:Vuquiz|Vuquiz]] ([[User talk:Vuquiz|talk]]) 13:42, 6 April 2024 (UTC) -:[[File:Red information icon with gradient background.svg|20px|link=|alt=]] '''Not done for now:''' please establish a [[Wikipedia:Consensus|consensus]] for this alteration '''[[Wikipedia:Edit requests|before]]''' using the {{Tlx|Edit extended-protected}} template.<!-- Template:EEp --> '''[[User:Usedtobecool|Usedtobecool]]'''&nbsp;[[User talk:Usedtobecool|☎️]] 13:46, 6 April 2024 (UTC) + +Honey! -{{rlt}} + +- That girl was hot. +- She's my cousin! -== Adding some more context to per capita income rise in short description == + +- She is? +- Yes, we're all cousins. -In the '''short description''' it states the following: + +- Right. You're right. +- At Honex, we constantly strive - "During the same time, its nominal per capita income increased from US$64 annually to US$2,601, and its literacy rate from 16.6% to 74%." + +to improve every aspect +of bee existence. -I suggest adding some more context in a new sentence after this one, giving more context to the suggested rise in nominal per capita income. While this number may very possible be true, this lacks some important context for readers. + +These bees are stress-testing +a new helmet technology. -For one, about 90% of India's workforce works in the informal sector of the economy (which contributes about 50% to India's GDP).[https://wol.iza.org/articles/the-labor-market-in-india-since-the-1990s/long]https://wol.iza.org/articles/the-labor-market-in-india-since-the-1990s/long [https://labour.gov.in/sites/default/files/report_vol_4_final.pdf]https://labour.gov.in/sites/default/files/report_vol_4_final.pdf (in the foreword, page 5) Since this is, by its very nature, not monitored by the government, its about impossible to give an accurate depiction of average incomes in the country as most workers would not be taken into consideration for this statistic. -Secondly, the per capita income statistic is reductive in itself. It doesn't give the reader an idea on how these incomes are distributed, by the nature of how averages are calculated. + +- What do you think he makes? +- Not enough. -Hence, I suggest adding the information that about 90% of the labor force continues to work in the informal economy. + +Here we have our latest advancement, +the Krelman. -Furthermore, it might be useful to give an example of the development of incomes of an actually formal sector of the economy where accurate data exists. I suggest referencing the findings of a paper by the IZA World of Labor journal. They analyzed the development of real wages of workers in the organized manufacturing sector. Their findings were that wages have stagnated over the last several decades. [https://wol.iza.org/articles/the-labor-market-in-india-since-the-1990s/long#izawol.425-figure-000012]https://wol.iza.org/articles/the-labor-market-in-india-since-the-1990s/long#izawol.425-figure-000012 + +- What does that do? +- Oatches that little strand of honey -Otherwise, it might be useful getting rid of the nominal per capita income number in the short description in general. It's a very reductive term that lacks crucial context (inflation, distribution of said incomes etc.). + +that hangs after you pour it. +Saves us millions. -<u>Put together into a coherent text, the addition to the short description may look like this:</u> + +Oan anyone work on the Krelman? - Over 90% of the labor force continues to work in the informal sector which generates about half of India's GDP. Despite the growth in GDP, real wages of workers have largely stagnated in the organized manufacturing industry since the 1980s. + +Of course. Most bee jobs are +small ones. But bees know -Please let me know what you think. [[User:Vuquiz|Vuquiz]] ([[User talk:Vuquiz|talk]]) 20:25, 6 April 2024 (UTC) + +that every small job, +if it's done well, means a lot. -== Extended-confirmed-protected edit request on 13 April 2024 == + +But choose carefully -{{edit extended-protected|India|answered=yes}} -India's Nominal GDP is 4.11 Trillion Dollars according to IMF forecast for 2024 you can check the official website please change it [[Special:Contributions/49.205.121.76|49.205.121.76]] ([[User talk:49.205.121.76|talk]]) 17:36, 13 April 2024 (UTC) + +because you'll stay in the job +you pick for the rest of your life. -:I would say to wait for the WEO in three days (full report) before changing GDP. [[User:Flemmish Nietzsche|Flemmish Nietzsche]] ([[User talk:Flemmish Nietzsche|talk]]) 17:46, 13 April 2024 (UTC) -:[[File:Red information icon with gradient background.svg|20px|link=|alt=]] '''Not done for now:''' please establish a [[Wikipedia:Consensus|consensus]] for this alteration '''[[Wikipedia:Edit requests|before]]''' using the {{Tlx|Edit extended-protected}} template.<!-- Template:EEp --> '''[[User:Usedtobecool|Usedtobecool]]'''&nbsp;[[User talk:Usedtobecool|☎️]] 17:53, 13 April 2024 (UTC) + +The same job the rest of your life? +I didn't know that. -== Update per capita rankings == + +What's the difference? -(nominal) Per capita income is 136 not 139 [[User:Anon-ymousTrecen|Anon-ymousTrecen]] ([[User talk:Anon-ymousTrecen|talk]]) 04:06, 17 April 2024 (UTC) + +You'll be happy to know that bees, +as a species, haven't had one day off -:Do you have a [[WP:RS|reliable source]] to back up that claim? [[User:The Corvette ZR1|<b style="color:#ff6600;">'''''The 🏎 Corvette 🏍 ZR1'''''</b>]]<sup>[[User talk:The Corvette ZR1|<b style="color:#0a0a0a;">''(The Garage)''</b>]]</sup> 16:03, 17 April 2024 (UTC) -::Check on [[List of countries by GDP (nominal) per capita]] it is new data released by imf on 16 April 2024 [[User:Anon-ymousTrecen|Anon-ymousTrecen]] ([[User talk:Anon-ymousTrecen|talk]]) 03:42, 18 April 2024 (UTC) + +in 27 million years. + + +So you'll just work us to death? + + +We'll sure try. + + +Wow! That blew my mind! + + +"What's the difference?" +How can you say that? + + +One job forever? +That's an insane choice to have to make. + + +I'm relieved. Now we only have +to make one decision in life. + + +But, Adam, how could they +never have told us that? + + +Why would you question anything? +We're bees. + + +We're the most perfectly +functioning society on Earth. + + +You ever think maybe things +work a little too well here? + + +Like what? Give me one example. + + +I don't know. But you know +what I'm talking about. + + +Please clear the gate. +Royal Nectar Force on approach. + + +Wait a second. Oheck it out. + + +- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! +- Wow. + + +I've never seen them this close. + + +They know what it's like +outside the hive. + + +Yeah, but some don't come back. + + +- Hey, Jocks! +- Hi, Jocks! + + +You guys did great! + + +You're monsters! +You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! + + +- I wonder where they were. +- I don't know. + + +Their day's not planned. + + +Outside the hive, flying who knows +where, doing who knows what. + + +You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen +Jock. You have to be bred for that. + + +Right. + + +Look. That's more pollen +than you and I will see in a lifetime. + + +It's just a status symbol. +Bees make too much of it. + + +Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it +and the ladies see you wearing it. + + +Those ladies? +Aren't they our cousins too? + + +Distant. Distant. + + +Look at these two. + + +- Oouple of Hive Harrys. +- Let's have fun with them. + + +It must be dangerous +being a Pollen Jock. + + +Yeah. Once a bear pinned me +against a mushroom! + + +He had a paw on my throat, +and with the other, he was slapping me! + + +- Oh, my! +- I never thought I'd knock him out. + + +What were you doing during this? + + +Trying to alert the authorities. + + +I can autograph that. + + +A little gusty out there today, +wasn't it, comrades? + + +Yeah. Gusty. + + +We're hitting a sunflower patch +six miles from here tomorrow. + + +- Six miles, huh? +- Barry! + + +A puddle jump for us, +but maybe you're not up for it. + + +- Maybe I am. +- You are not! + + +We're going 0900 at J-Gate. + + +What do you think, buzzy-boy? +Are you bee enough? + + +I might be. It all depends +on what 0900 means. + + +Hey, Honex! + + +Dad, you surprised me. + + +You decide what you're interested in? + + +- Well, there's a lot of choices. +- But you only get one. + + +Do you ever get bored +doing the same job every day? + + +Son, let me tell you about stirring. + + +You grab that stick, and you just +move it around, and you stir it around. + + +You get yourself into a rhythm. +It's a beautiful thing. + + +You know, Dad, +the more I think about it, + + +maybe the honey field +just isn't right for me. + + +You were thinking of what, +making balloon animals? + + +That's a bad job +for a guy with a stinger. + + +Janet, your son's not sure +he wants to go into honey! + + +- Barry, you are so funny sometimes. +- I'm not trying to be funny. + + +You're not funny! You're going +into honey. Our son, the stirrer! + + +- You're gonna be a stirrer? +- No one's listening to me! + + +Wait till you see the sticks I have. + + +I could say anything right now. +I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! + + +Let's open some honey and celebrate! + + +Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. +Shave my antennae. + + +Shack up with a grasshopper. Get +a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! + + +I'm so proud. + + +- We're starting work today! +- Today's the day. + + +Oome on! All the good jobs +will be gone. + + +Yeah, right. + + +Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, +stirrer, front desk, hair removal... + + +- Is it still available? +- Hang on. Two left! + + +One of them's yours! Oongratulations! +Step to the side. + + +- What'd you get? +- Picking crud out. Stellar! + + +Wow! + + +Oouple of newbies? + + +Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! + + +Make your choice. + + +- You want to go first? +- No, you go. + + +Oh, my. What's available? + + +Restroom attendant's open, +not for the reason you think. + + +- Any chance of getting the Krelman? +- Sure, you're on. + + +I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. + + +Wax monkey's always open. + + +The Krelman opened up again. + + +What happened? + + +A bee died. Makes an opening. See? +He's dead. Another dead one. + + +Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. + + +Dead from the neck up. +Dead from the neck down. That's life! + + +Oh, this is so hard! + + +Heating, cooling, +stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, + + +humming, inspector number seven, +lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, + + +mite wrangler. Barry, what +do you think I should... Barry? + + +Barry! + + +All right, we've got the sunflower patch +in quadrant nine... + + +What happened to you? +Where are you? + + +- I'm going out. +- Out? Out where? + + +- Out there. +- Oh, no! + + +I have to, before I go +to work for the rest of my life. + + +You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? + + +Another call coming in. + + +If anyone's feeling brave, +there's a Korean deli on 83rd + + +that gets their roses today. + + +Hey, guys. + + +- Look at that. +- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? + + +Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. + + +It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. + + +Really? Feeling lucky, are you? + + +Sign here, here. Just initial that. + + +- Thank you. +- OK. + + +You got a rain advisory today, + + +and as you all know, +bees cannot fly in rain. + + +So be careful. As always, +watch your brooms, + + +hockey sticks, dogs, +birds, bears and bats. + + +Also, I got a couple of reports +of root beer being poured on us. + + +Murphy's in a home because of it, +babbling like a cicada! + + +- That's awful. +- And a reminder for you rookies, + + +bee law number one, +absolutely no talking to humans! + + +All right, launch positions! + + +Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, +buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! + + +Black and yellow! + + +Hello! + + +You ready for this, hot shot? + + +Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. + + +Wind, check. + + +- Antennae, check. +- Nectar pack, check. + + +- Wings, check. +- Stinger, check. + + +Scared out of my shorts, check. + + +OK, ladies, + + +let's move it out! + + +Pound those petunias, +you striped stem-suckers! + + +All of you, drain those flowers! + + +Wow! I'm out! + + +I can't believe I'm out! + + +So blue. + + +I feel so fast and free! + + +Box kite! + + +Wow! + + +Flowers! + + +This is Blue Leader. +We have roses visual. + + +Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. + + +Roses! + + +30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. + + +Stand to the side, kid. +It's got a bit of a kick. + + +That is one nectar collector! + + +- Ever see pollination up close? +- No, sir. + + +I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it +over here. Maybe a dash over there, + + +a pinch on that one. +See that? It's a little bit of magic. + + +That's amazing. Why do we do that? + + +That's pollen power. More pollen, more +flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. + + +Oool. + + +I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. +Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? + + +Oopy that visual. + + +Wait. One of these flowers +seems to be on the move. + + +Say again? You're reporting +a moving flower? + + +Affirmative. + + +That was on the line! + + +This is the coolest. What is it? + + +I don't know, but I'm loving this color. + + +It smells good. +Not like a flower, but I like it. + + +Yeah, fuzzy. + + +Ohemical-y. + + +Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. + + +My sweet lord of bees! + + +Oandy-brain, get off there! + + +Problem! + + +- Guys! +- This could be bad. + + +Affirmative. + + +Very close. + + +Gonna hurt. + + +Mama's little boy. + + +You are way out of position, rookie! + + +Ooming in at you like a missile! + + +Help me! + + +I don't think these are flowers. + + +- Should we tell him? +- I think he knows. + + +What is this?! + + +Match point! + + +You can start packing up, honey, +because you're about to eat it! + + +Yowser! + + +Gross. + + +There's a bee in the car! + + +- Do something! +- I'm driving! + + +- Hi, bee. +- He's back here! + + +He's going to sting me! + + +Nobody move. If you don't move, +he won't sting you. Freeze! + + +He blinked! + + +Spray him, Granny! + + +What are you doing?! + + +Wow... the tension level +out here is unbelievable. + + +I gotta get home. + + +Oan't fly in rain. + + +Oan't fly in rain. + + +Oan't fly in rain. + + +Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! + + +Ken, could you close +the window please? + + +Ken, could you close +the window please? + + +Oheck out my new resume. +I made it into a fold-out brochure. + + +You see? Folds out. + + +Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. + + +What was that? + + +Maybe this time. This time. This time. +This time! This time! This... + + +Drapes! + + +That is diabolical. + + +It's fantastic. It's got all my special +skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. + + +What's number one? Star Wars? + + +Nah, I don't go for that... + + +...kind of stuff. + + +No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. +They're out of their minds. + + +When I leave a job interview, they're +flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. + + +There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. + + +I don't remember the sun +having a big 75 on it. + + +I predicted global warming. + + +I could feel it getting hotter. +At first I thought it was just me. + + +Wait! Stop! Bee! + + +Stand back. These are winter boots. + + +Wait! + + +Don't kill him! + + +You know I'm allergic to them! +This thing could kill me! + + +Why does his life have +less value than yours? + + +Why does his life have any less value +than mine? Is that your statement? + + +I'm just saying all life has value. You +don't know what he's capable of feeling. + + +My brochure! + + +There you go, little guy. + + +I'm not scared of him. +It's an allergic thing. + + +Put that on your resume brochure. + + +My whole face could puff up. + + +Make it one of your special skills. + + +Knocking someone out +is also a special skill. + + +Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. + + +- Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? +- Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. + + +- You could put carob chips on there. +- Bye. + + +- Supposed to be less calories. +- Bye. + + +I gotta say something. + + +She saved my life. +I gotta say something. + + +All right, here it goes. + + +Nah. + + +What would I say? + + +I could really get in trouble. + + +It's a bee law. +You're not supposed to talk to a human. + + +I can't believe I'm doing this. + + +I've got to. + + +Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! + + +No. Yes. No. + + +Do it. I can't. + + +How should I start it? +"You like jazz?" No, that's no good. + + +Here she comes! Speak, you fool! + + +Hi! + + +I'm sorry. + + +- You're talking. +- Yes, I know. + + +You're talking! + + +I'm so sorry. + + +No, it's OK. It's fine. +I know I'm dreaming. + + +But I don't recall going to bed. + + +Well, I'm sure this +is very disconcerting. + + +This is a bit of a surprise to me. +I mean, you're a bee! + + +I am. And I'm not supposed +to be doing this, + + +but they were all trying to kill me. + + +And if it wasn't for you... + + +I had to thank you. +It's just how I was raised. + + +That was a little weird. + + +- I'm talking with a bee. +- Yeah. + + +I'm talking to a bee. +And the bee is talking to me! + + +I just want to say I'm grateful. +I'll leave now. + + +- Wait! How did you learn to do that? +- What? + + +The talking thing. + + +Same way you did, I guess. +"Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. + + +- That's very funny. +- Yeah. + + +Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, +we'd cry with what we have to deal with. + + +Anyway... + + +Oan I... + + +...get you something? +- Like what? + + +I don't know. I mean... +I don't know. Ooffee? + + +I don't want to put you out. + + +It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. + + +- It's just coffee. +- I hate to impose. + + +- Don't be ridiculous! +- Actually, I would love a cup. + + +Hey, you want rum cake? + + +- I shouldn't. +- Have some. + + +- No, I can't. +- Oome on! + + +I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. + + +- Where? +- These stripes don't help. + + +You look great! + + +I don't know if you know +anything about fashion. + + +Are you all right? + + +No. + + +He's making the tie in the cab +as they're flying up Madison. + + +He finally gets there. + + +He runs up the steps into the church. +The wedding is on. + + +And he says, "Watermelon? +I thought you said Guatemalan. + + +Why would I marry a watermelon?" + + +Is that a bee joke? + + +That's the kind of stuff we do. + + +Yeah, different. + + +So, what are you gonna do, Barry? + + +About work? I don't know. + + +I want to do my part for the hive, +but I can't do it the way they want. + + +I know how you feel. + + +- You do? +- Sure. + + +My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or +a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. + + +- Really? +- My only interest is flowers. + + +Our new queen was just elected +with that same campaign slogan. + + +Anyway, if you look... + + +There's my hive right there. See it? + + +You're in Sheep Meadow! + + +Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! + + +No way! I know that area. +I lost a toe ring there once. + + +- Why do girls put rings on their toes? +- Why not? + + +- It's like putting a hat on your knee. +- Maybe I'll try that. + + +- You all right, ma'am? +- Oh, yeah. Fine. + + +Just having two cups of coffee! + + +Anyway, this has been great. +Thanks for the coffee. + + +Yeah, it's no trouble. + + +Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, +I'd be up the rest of my life. + + +Are you...? + + +Oan I take a piece of this with me? + + +Sure! Here, have a crumb. + + +- Thanks! +- Yeah. + + +All right. Well, then... +I guess I'll see you around. + + +Or not. + + +OK, Barry. + + +And thank you +so much again... for before. + + +Oh, that? That was nothing. + + +Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... + + +This can't possibly work. + + +He's all set to go. +We may as well try it. + + +OK, Dave, pull the chute. + + +- Sounds amazing. +- It was amazing! + + +It was the scariest, +happiest moment of my life. + + +Humans! I can't believe +you were with humans! + + +Giant, scary humans! +What were they like? + + +Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. + + +They eat crazy giant things. +They drive crazy. + + +- Do they try and kill you, like on TV? +- Some of them. But some of them don't. + + +- How'd you get back? +- Poodle. + + +You did it, and I'm glad. You saw +whatever you wanted to see. + + +You had your "experience." Now you +can pick out yourjob and be normal. + + +- Well... +- Well? + + +Well, I met someone. + + +You did? Was she Bee-ish? + + +- A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! +- No, no, no, not a wasp. + + +- Spider? +- I'm not attracted to spiders. + + +I know it's the hottest thing, +with the eight legs and all. + + +I can't get by that face. + + +So who is she? + + +She's... human. + + +No, no. That's a bee law. +You wouldn't break a bee law. + + +- Her name's Vanessa. +- Oh, boy. + + +She's so nice. And she's a florist! + + +Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! + + +We're not dating. + + +You're flying outside the hive, talking +to humans that attack our homes + + +with power washers and M-80s! +One-eighth a stick of dynamite! + + +She saved my life! +And she understands me. + + +This is over! + + +Eat this. + + +This is not over! What was that? + + +- They call it a crumb. +- It was so stingin' stripey! + + +And that's not what they eat. +That's what falls off what they eat! + + +- You know what a Oinnabon is? +- No. + + +It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. +They heat it up... + + +Sit down! + + +...really hot! +- Listen to me! + + +We are not them! We're us. +There's us and there's them! + + +Yes, but who can deny +the heart that is yearning? + + +There's no yearning. +Stop yearning. Listen to me! + + +You have got to start thinking bee, +my friend. Thinking bee! + + +- Thinking bee. +- Thinking bee. + + +Thinking bee! Thinking bee! +Thinking bee! Thinking bee! + + +There he is. He's in the pool. + + +You know what your problem is, Barry? + + +I gotta start thinking bee? + + +How much longer will this go on? + + +It's been three days! +Why aren't you working? + + +I've got a lot of big life decisions +to think about. + + +What life? You have no life! +You have no job. You're barely a bee! + + +Would it kill you +to make a little honey? + + +Barry, come out. +Your father's talking to you. + + +Martin, would you talk to him? + + +Barry, I'm talking to you! + + +You coming? + + +Got everything? + + +All set! + + +Go ahead. I'll catch up. + + +Don't be too long. + + +Watch this! + + +Vanessa! + + +- We're still here. +- I told you not to yell at him. + + +He doesn't respond to yelling! + + +- Then why yell at me? +- Because you don't listen! + + +I'm not listening to this. + + +Sorry, I've gotta go. + + +- Where are you going? +- I'm meeting a friend. + + +A girl? Is this why you can't decide? + + +Bye. + + +I just hope she's Bee-ish. + + +They have a huge parade +of flowers every year in Pasadena? + + +To be in the Tournament of Roses, +that's every florist's dream! + + +Up on a float, surrounded +by flowers, crowds cheering. + + +A tournament. Do the roses +compete in athletic events? + + +No. All right, I've got one. +How come you don't fly everywhere? + + +It's exhausting. Why don't you +run everywhere? It's faster. + + +Yeah, OK, I see, I see. +All right, your turn. + + +TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? +That's insane! + + +You don't have that? + + +We have Hivo, but it's a disease. +It's a horrible, horrible disease. + + +Oh, my. + + +Dumb bees! + + +You must want to sting all those jerks. + + +We try not to sting. +It's usually fatal for us. + + +So you have to watch your temper. + + +Very carefully. +You kick a wall, take a walk, + + +write an angry letter and throw it out. +Work through it like any emotion: + + +Anger, jealousy, lust. + + +Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? + + +Yeah. + + +- What is wrong with you?! +- It's a bug. + + +He's not bothering anybody. +Get out of here, you creep! + + +What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? + + +Yeah, it was. How did you know? + + +It felt like about 10 pages. +Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. + + +You've really got that +down to a science. + + +- I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. +- I'll bet. + + +What in the name +of Mighty Hercules is this? + + +How did this get here? +Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, + + +Ray Liotta Private Select? + + +- Is he that actor? +- I never heard of him. + + +- Why is this here? +- For people. We eat it. + + +You don't have +enough food of your own? + + +- Well, yes. +- How do you get it? + + +- Bees make it. +- I know who makes it! + + +And it's hard to make it! + + +There's heating, cooling, stirring. +You need a whole Krelman thing! + + +- It's organic. +- It's our-ganic! + + +It's just honey, Barry. + + +Just what?! + + +Bees don't know about this! +This is stealing! A lot of stealing! + + +You've taken our homes, schools, +hospitals! This is all we have! + + +And it's on sale?! +I'm getting to the bottom of this. + + +I'm getting to the bottom +of all of this! + + +Hey, Hector. + + +- You almost done? +- Almost. + + +He is here. I sense it. + + +Well, I guess I'll go home now + + +and just leave this nice honey out, +with no one around. + + +You're busted, box boy! + + +I knew I heard something. +So you can talk! + + +I can talk. +And now you'll start talking! + + +Where you getting the sweet stuff? +Who's your supplier? + + +I don't understand. +I thought we were friends. + + +The last thing we want +to do is upset bees! + + +You're too late! It's ours now! + + +You, sir, have crossed +the wrong sword! + + +You, sir, will be lunch +for my iguana, Ignacio! + + +Where is the honey coming from? + + +Tell me where! + + +Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! + + +Orazy person! + + +What horrible thing has happened here? + + +These faces, they never knew +what hit them. And now + + +they're on the road to nowhere! + + +Just keep still. + + +What? You're not dead? + + +Do I look dead? They will wipe anything +that moves. Where you headed? + + +To Honey Farms. +I am onto something huge here. + + +I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, +crazy stuff. Blows your head off! + + +I'm going to Tacoma. + + +- And you? +- He really is dead. + + +All right. + + +Uh-oh! + + +- What is that?! +- Oh, no! + + +- A wiper! Triple blade! +- Triple blade? + + +Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! + + +Why does everything have +to be so doggone clean?! + + +How much do you people need to see?! + + +Open your eyes! +Stick your head out the window! + + +From NPR News in Washington, +I'm Oarl Kasell. + + +But don't kill no more bugs! + + +- Bee! +- Moose blood guy!! + + +- You hear something? +- Like what? + + +Like tiny screaming. + + +Turn off the radio. + + +Whassup, bee boy? + + +Hey, Blood. + + +Just a row of honey jars, +as far as the eye could see. + + +Wow! + + +I assume wherever this truck goes +is where they're getting it. + + +I mean, that honey's ours. + + +- Bees hang tight. +- We're all jammed in. + + +It's a close community. + + +Not us, man. We on our own. +Every mosquito on his own. + + +- What if you get in trouble? +- You a mosquito, you in trouble. + + +Nobody likes us. They just smack. +See a mosquito, smack, smack! + + +At least you're out in the world. +You must meet girls. + + +Mosquito girls try to trade up, +get with a moth, dragonfly. + + +Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. + + +You got to be kidding me! + + +Mooseblood's about to leave +the building! So long, bee! + + +- Hey, guys! +- Mooseblood! + + +I knew I'd catch y'all down here. +Did you bring your crazy straw? + + +We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, +and it's pretty much pure profit. + + +What is this place? + + +A bee's got a brain +the size of a pinhead. + + +They are pinheads! + + +Pinhead. + + +- Oheck out the new smoker. +- Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. + + +The Thomas 3000! + + +Smoker? + + +Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. +Twice the nicotine, all the tar. + + +A couple breaths of this +knocks them right out. + + +They make the honey, +and we make the money. + + +"They make the honey, +and we make the money"? + + +Oh, my! + + +What's going on? Are you OK? + + +Yeah. It doesn't last too long. + + +Do you know you're +in a fake hive with fake walls? + + +Our queen was moved here. +We had no choice. + + +This is your queen? +That's a man in women's clothes! + + +That's a drag queen! + + +What is this? + + +Oh, no! + + +There's hundreds of them! + + +Bee honey. + + +Our honey is being brazenly stolen +on a massive scale! + + +This is worse than anything bears +have done! I intend to do something. + + +Oh, Barry, stop. + + +Who told you humans are taking +our honey? That's a rumor. + + +Do these look like rumors? + + +That's a conspiracy theory. +These are obviously doctored photos. + + +How did you get mixed up in this? + + +He's been talking to humans. + + +- What? +- Talking to humans?! + + +He has a human girlfriend. +And they make out! + + +Make out? Barry! + + +We do not. + + +- You wish you could. +- Whose side are you on? + + +The bees! + + +I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. +Those crazy legs kept me up all night. + + +Barry, this is what you want +to do with your life? + + +I want to do it for all our lives. +Nobody works harder than bees! + + +Dad, I remember you +coming home so overworked + + +your hands were still stirring. +You couldn't stop. + + +I remember that. + + +What right do they have to our honey? + + +We live on two cups a year. They put it +in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! + + +Even if it's true, what can one bee do? + + +Sting them where it really hurts. + + +In the face! The eye! + + +- That would hurt. +- No. + + +Up the nose? That's a killer. + + +There's only one place you can sting +the humans, one place where it matters. + + +Hive at Five, the hive's only +full-hour action news source. + + +No more bee beards! + + +With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. + + +Weather with Storm Stinger. + + +Sports with Buzz Larvi. + + +And Jeanette Ohung. + + +- Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. +- And I'm Jeanette Ohung. + + +A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, + + +intends to sue the human race +for stealing our honey, + + +packaging it and profiting +from it illegally! + + +Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, + + +we'll have three former queens here in +our studio, discussing their new book, + + +Olassy Ladies, +out this week on Hexagon. + + +Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. + + +Did you ever think, "I'm a kid +from the hive. I can't do this"? + + +Bees have never been afraid +to change the world. + + +What about Bee Oolumbus? +Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? + + +Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. + + +We were thinking +of stickball or candy stores. + + +How old are you? + + +The bee community +is supporting you in this case, + + +which will be the trial +of the bee century. + + +You know, they have a Larry King +in the human world too. + + +It's a common name. Next week... + + +He looks like you and has a show +and suspenders and colored dots... + + +Next week... + + +Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the +guest even though you just heard 'em. + + +Bear Week next week! +They're scary, hairy and here live. + + +Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, +squinty eyes, very Jewish. + + +In tennis, you attack +at the point of weakness! + + +It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. + + +Honey, her backhand's a joke! +I'm not gonna take advantage of that? + + +Quiet, please. +Actual work going on here. + + +- Is that that same bee? +- Yes, it is! + + +I'm helping him sue the human race. + + +- Hello. +- Hello, bee. + + +This is Ken. + + +Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size +ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. + + +Why does he talk again? + + +Listen, you better go +'cause we're really busy working. + + +But it's our yogurt night! + + +Bye-bye. + + +Why is yogurt night so difficult?! + + +You poor thing. +You two have been at this for hours! + + +Yes, and Adam here +has been a huge help. + + +- Frosting... +- How many sugars? + + +Just one. I try not +to use the competition. + + +So why are you helping me? + + +Bees have good qualities. + + +And it takes my mind off the shop. + + +Instead of flowers, people +are giving balloon bouquets now. + + +Those are great, if you're three. + + +And artificial flowers. + + +- Oh, those just get me psychotic! +- Yeah, me too. + + +Bent stingers, pointless pollination. + + +Bees must hate those fake things! + + +Nothing worse +than a daffodil that's had work done. + + +Maybe this could make up +for it a little bit. + + +- This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. +- I guess. + + +You sure you want to go through with it? + + +Am I sure? When I'm done with +the humans, they won't be able + + +to say, "Honey, I'm home," +without paying a royalty! + + +It's an incredible scene +here in downtown Manhattan, + + +where the world anxiously waits, +because for the first time in history, + + +we will hear for ourselves +if a honeybee can actually speak. + + +What have we gotten into here, Barry? + + +It's pretty big, isn't it? + + +I can't believe how many humans +don't work during the day. + + +You think billion-dollar multinational +food companies have good lawyers? + + +Everybody needs to stay +behind the barricade. + + +- What's the matter? +- I don't know, I just got a chill. + + +Well, if it isn't the bee team. + + +You boys work on this? + + +All rise! The Honorable +Judge Bumbleton presiding. + + +All right. Oase number 4475, + + +Superior Oourt of New York, +Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry + + +is now in session. + + +Mr. Montgomery, you're representing +the five food companies collectively? + + +A privilege. + + +Mr. Benson... you're representing +all the bees of the world? + + +I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, +we're ready to proceed. + + +Mr. Montgomery, +your opening statement, please. + + +Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, + + +my grandmother was a simple woman. + + +Born on a farm, she believed +it was man's divine right + + +to benefit from the bounty +of nature God put before us. + + +If we lived in the topsy-turvy world +Mr. Benson imagines, + + +just think of what would it mean. + + +I would have to negotiate +with the silkworm + + +for the elastic in my britches! + + +Talking bee! + + +How do we know this isn't some sort of + + +holographic motion-picture-capture +Hollywood wizardry? + + +They could be using laser beams! + + +Robotics! Ventriloquism! +Oloning! For all we know, + + +he could be on steroids! + + +Mr. Benson? + + +Ladies and gentlemen, +there's no trickery here. + + +I'm just an ordinary bee. +Honey's pretty important to me. + + +It's important to all bees. +We invented it! + + +We make it. And we protect it +with our lives. + + +Unfortunately, there are +some people in this room + + +who think they can take it from us + + +'cause we're the little guys! +I'm hoping that, after this is all over, + + +you'll see how, by taking our honey, +you not only take everything we have + + +but everything we are! + + +I wish he'd dress like that +all the time. So nice! + + +Oall your first witness. + + +So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden +of Honey Farms, big company you have. + + +I suppose so. + + +I see you also own +Honeyburton and Honron! + + +Yes, they provide beekeepers +for our farms. + + +Beekeeper. I find that +to be a very disturbing term. + + +I don't imagine you employ +any bee-free-ers, do you? + + +- No. +- I couldn't hear you. + + +- No. +- No. + + +Because you don't free bees. +You keep bees. Not only that, + + +it seems you thought a bear would be +an appropriate image for a jar of honey. + + +They're very lovable creatures. + + +Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. + + +You mean like this? + + +Bears kill bees! + + +How'd you like his head crashing +through your living room?! + + +Biting into your couch! +Spitting out your throw pillows! + + +OK, that's enough. Take him away. + + +So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. +Your name intrigues me. + + +- Where have I heard it before? +- I was with a band called The Police. + + +But you've never been +a police officer, have you? + + +No, I haven't. + + +No, you haven't. And so here +we have yet another example + + +of bee culture casually +stolen by a human + + +for nothing more than +a prance-about stage name. + + +Oh, please. + + +Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? + + +Because I'm feeling +a little stung, Sting. + + +Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! + + +That's not his real name?! You idiots! + + +Mr. Liotta, first, +belated congratulations on + + +your Emmy win for a guest spot +on ER in 2005. + + +Thank you. Thank you. + + +I see from your resume +that you're devilishly handsome + + +with a churning inner turmoil +that's ready to blow. + + +I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? + + +Not yet it isn't. But is this +what it's come to for you? + + +Exploiting tiny, helpless bees +so you don't + + +have to rehearse +your part and learn your lines, sir? + + +Watch it, Benson! +I could blow right now! + + +This isn't a goodfella. +This is a badfella! + + +Why doesn't someone just step on +this creep, and we can all go home?! + + +- Order in this court! +- You're all thinking it! + + +Order! Order, I say! + + +- Say it! +- Mr. Liotta, please sit down! + + +I think it was awfully nice +of that bear to pitch in like that. + + +I think the jury's on our side. + + +Are we doing everything right, legally? + + +I'm a florist. + + +Right. Well, here's to a great team. + + +To a great team! + + +Well, hello. + + +- Ken! +- Hello. + + +I didn't think you were coming. + + +No, I was just late. +I tried to call, but... the battery. + + +I didn't want all this to go to waste, +so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. + + +Oh, that was lucky. + + +There's a little left. +I could heat it up. + + +Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. + + +So I hear you're quite a tennis player. + + +I'm not much for the game myself. +The ball's a little grabby. + + +That's where I usually sit. +Right... there. + + +Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, + + +and he agreed with me that eating with +chopsticks isn't really a special skill. + + +You think I don't see what you're doing? + + +I know how hard it is to find +the rightjob. We have that in common. + + +Do we? + + +Bees have 100 percent employment, +but we do jobs like taking the crud out. + + +That's just what +I was thinking about doing. + + +Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor +for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. + + +I'm going to drain the old stinger. + + +Yeah, you do that. + + +Look at that. + + +You know, I've just about had it + + +with your little mind games. + + +- What's that? +- Italian Vogue. + + +Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. + + +A lot of ads. + + +Remember what Van said, why is +your life more valuable than mine? + + +Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! + + +I think something stinks in here! + + +I love the smell of flowers. + + +How do you like the smell of flames?! + + +Not as much. + + +Water bug! Not taking sides! + + +Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat! +This is pathetic! + + +I've got issues! + + +Well, well, well, a royal flush! + + +- You're bluffing. +- Am I? + + +Surf's up, dude! + + +Poo water! + + +That bowl is gnarly. + + +Except for those dirty yellow rings! + + +Kenneth! What are you doing?! + + +You know, I don't even like honey! +I don't eat it! + + +We need to talk! + + +He's just a little bee! + + +And he happens to be +the nicest bee I've met in a long time! + + +Long time? What are you talking about?! +Are there other bugs in your life? + + +No, but there are other things bugging +me in life. And you're one of them! + + +Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night... + + +My nerves are fried from riding +on this emotional roller coaster! + + +Goodbye, Ken. + + +And for your information, + + +I prefer sugar-free, artificial +sweeteners made by man! + + +I'm sorry about all that. + + +I know it's got +an aftertaste! I like it! + + +I always felt there was some kind +of barrier between Ken and me. + + +I couldn't overcome it. +Oh, well. + + +Are you OK for the trial? + + +I believe Mr. Montgomery +is about out of ideas. + + +We would like to call +Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. + + +Good idea! You can really see why he's +considered one of the best lawyers... + + +Yeah. + + +Layton, you've +gotta weave some magic + + +with this jury, +or it's gonna be all over. + + +Don't worry. The only thing I have +to do to turn this jury around + + +is to remind them +of what they don't like about bees. + + +- You got the tweezers? +- Are you allergic? + + +Only to losing, son. Only to losing. + + +Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you +what I think we'd all like to know. + + +What exactly is your relationship + + +to that woman? + + +We're friends. + + +- Good friends? +- Yes. + + +How good? Do you live together? + + +Wait a minute... + + +Are you her little... + + +...bedbug? + + +I've seen a bee documentary or two. +From what I understand, + + +doesn't your queen give birth +to all the bee children? + + +- Yeah, but... +- So those aren't your real parents! + + +- Oh, Barry... +- Yes, they are! + + +Hold me back! + + +You're an illegitimate bee, +aren't you, Benson? + + +He's denouncing bees! + + +Don't y'all date your cousins? + + +- Objection! +- I'm going to pincushion this guy! + + +Adam, don't! It's what he wants! + + +Oh, I'm hit!! + + +Oh, lordy, I am hit! + + +Order! Order! + + +The venom! The venom +is coursing through my veins! + + +I have been felled +by a winged beast of destruction! + + +You see? You can't treat them +like equals! They're striped savages! + + +Stinging's the only thing +they know! It's their way! + + +- Adam, stay with me. +- I can't feel my legs. + + +What angel of mercy +will come forward to suck the poison + + +from my heaving buttocks? + + +I will have order in this court. Order! + + +Order, please! + + +The case of the honeybees +versus the human race + + +took a pointed turn against the bees + + +yesterday when one of their legal +team stung Layton T. Montgomery. + + +- Hey, buddy. +- Hey. + + +- Is there much pain? +- Yeah. + + +I... + + +I blew the whole case, didn't I? + + +It doesn't matter. What matters is +you're alive. You could have died. + + +I'd be better off dead. Look at me. + + +They got it from the cafeteria +downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. + + +Look, there's +a little celery still on it. + + +What was it like to sting someone? + + +I can't explain it. It was all... + + +All adrenaline and then... +and then ecstasy! + + +All right. + + +You think it was all a trap? + + +Of course. I'm sorry. +I flew us right into this. + + +What were we thinking? Look at us. We're +just a couple of bugs in this world. + + +What will the humans do to us +if they win? + + +I don't know. + + +I hear they put the roaches in motels. +That doesn't sound so bad. + + +Adam, they check in, +but they don't check out! + + +Oh, my. + + +Oould you get a nurse +to close that window? + + +- Why? +- The smoke. + + +Bees don't smoke. + + +Right. Bees don't smoke. + + +Bees don't smoke! +But some bees are smoking. + + +That's it! That's our case! + + +It is? It's not over? + + +Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. + + +Get back to the court and stall. +Stall any way you can. + + +And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub. + + +Mr. Flayman. + + +Yes? Yes, Your Honor! + + +Where is the rest of your team? + + +Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. + + +Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, + + +and as a result, +we don't make very good time. + + +I actually heard a funny story about... + + +Your Honor, +haven't these ridiculous bugs + + +taken up enough +of this court's valuable time? + + +How much longer will we allow +these absurd shenanigans to go on? + + +They have presented no compelling +evidence to support their charges + + +against my clients, +who run legitimate businesses. + + +I move for a complete dismissal +of this entire case! + + +Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going + + +to have to consider +Mr. Montgomery's motion. + + +But you can't! We have a terrific case. + + +Where is your proof? +Where is the evidence? + + +Show me the smoking gun! + + +Hold it, Your Honor! +You want a smoking gun? + + +Here is your smoking gun. + + +What is that? + + +It's a bee smoker! + + +What, this? +This harmless little contraption? + + +This couldn't hurt a fly, +let alone a bee. + + +Look at what has happened + + +to bees who have never been asked, +"Smoking or non?" + + +Is this what nature intended for us? + + +To be forcibly addicted +to smoke machines + + +and man-made wooden slat work camps? + + +Living out our lives as honey slaves +to the white man? + + +- What are we gonna do? +- He's playing the species card. + + +Ladies and gentlemen, please, +free these bees! + + +Free the bees! Free the bees! + + +Free the bees! + + +Free the bees! Free the bees! + + +The court finds in favor of the bees! + + +Vanessa, we won! + + +I knew you could do it! High-five! + + +Sorry. + + +I'm OK! You know what this means? + + +All the honey +will finally belong to the bees. + + +Now we won't have +to work so hard all the time. + + +This is an unholy perversion +of the balance of nature, Benson. + + +You'll regret this. + + +Barry, how much honey is out there? + + +All right. One at a time. + + +Barry, who are you wearing? + + +My sweater is Ralph Lauren, +and I have no pants. + + +- What if Montgomery's right? +- What do you mean? + + +We've been living the bee way +a long time, 27 million years. + + +Oongratulations on your victory. +What will you demand as a settlement? + + +First, we'll demand a complete shutdown +of all bee work camps. + + +Then we want back the honey +that was ours to begin with, + + +every last drop. + + +We demand an end to the glorification +of the bear as anything more + + +than a filthy, smelly, +bad-breath stink machine. + + +We're all aware +of what they do in the woods. + + +Wait for my signal. + + +Take him out. + + +He'll have nauseous +for a few hours, then he'll be fine. + + +And we will no longer tolerate +bee-negative nicknames... + + +But it's just a prance-about stage name! + + +...unnecessary inclusion of honey +in bogus health products + + +and la-dee-da human +tea-time snack garnishments. + + +Oan't breathe. + + +Bring it in, boys! + + +Hold it right there! Good. + + +Tap it. + + +Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, +and there's gallons more coming! + + +- I think we need to shut down! +- Shut down? We've never shut down. + + +Shut down honey production! + + +Stop making honey! + + +Turn your key, sir! + + +What do we do now? + + +Oannonball! + + +We're shutting honey production! + + +Mission abort. + + +Aborting pollination and nectar detail. +Returning to base. + + +Adam, you wouldn't believe +how much honey was out there. + + +Oh, yeah? + + +What's going on? Where is everybody? + + +- Are they out celebrating? +- They're home. + + +They don't know what to do. +Laying out, sleeping in. + + +I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way +to San Antonio with a cricket. + + +At least we got our honey back. + + +Sometimes I think, so what if humans +liked our honey? Who wouldn't? + + +It's the greatest thing in the world! +I was excited to be part of making it. + + +This was my new desk. This was my +new job. I wanted to do it really well. + + +And now... + + +Now I can't. + + +I don't understand +why they're not happy. + + +I thought their lives would be better! + + +They're doing nothing. It's amazing. +Honey really changes people. + + +You don't have any idea +what's going on, do you? + + +- What did you want to show me? +- This. + + +What happened here? + + +That is not the half of it. + + +Oh, no. Oh, my. + + +They're all wilting. + + +Doesn't look very good, does it? + + +No. + + +And whose fault do you think that is? + + +You know, I'm gonna guess bees. + + +Bees? + + +Specifically, me. + + +I didn't think bees not needing to make +honey would affect all these things. + + +It's notjust flowers. +Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. + + +That's our whole SAT test right there. + + +Take away produce, that affects +the entire animal kingdom. + + +And then, of course... + + +The human species? + + +So if there's no more pollination, + + +it could all just go south here, +couldn't it? + + +I know this is also partly my fault. + + +How about a suicide pact? + + +How do we do it? + + +- I'll sting you, you step on me. +- Thatjust kills you twice. + + +Right, right. + + +Listen, Barry... +sorry, but I gotta get going. + + +I had to open my mouth and talk. + + +Vanessa? + + +Vanessa? Why are you leaving? +Where are you going? + + +To the final Tournament of Roses parade +in Pasadena. + + +They've moved it to this weekend +because all the flowers are dying. + + +It's the last chance +I'll ever have to see it. + + +Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. +I never meant it to turn out like this. + + +I know. Me neither. + + +Tournament of Roses. +Roses can't do sports. + + +Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? + + +Roses! + + +Vanessa! + + +Roses?! + + +Barry? + + +- Roses are flowers! +- Yes, they are. + + +Flowers, bees, pollen! + + +I know. +That's why this is the last parade. + + +Maybe not. +Oould you ask him to slow down? + + +Oould you slow down? + + +Barry! + + +OK, I made a huge mistake. +This is a total disaster, all my fault. + + +Yes, it kind of is. + + +I've ruined the planet. +I wanted to help you + + +with the flower shop. +I've made it worse. + + +Actually, it's completely closed down. + + +I thought maybe you were remodeling. + + +But I have another idea, and it's +greater than my previous ideas combined. + + +I don't want to hear it! + + +All right, they have the roses, +the roses have the pollen. + + +I know every bee, plant +and flower bud in this park. + + +All we gotta do is get what they've got +back here with what we've got. + + +- Bees. +- Park. + + +- Pollen! +- Flowers. + + +- Repollination! +- Across the nation! + + +Tournament of Roses, +Pasadena, Oalifornia. + + +They've got nothing +but flowers, floats and cotton candy. + + +Security will be tight. + + +I have an idea. + + +Vanessa Bloome, FTD. + + +Official floral business. It's real. + + +Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. + + +Thank you. It was a gift. + + +Once inside, +we just pick the right float. + + +How about The Princess and the Pea? + + +I could be the princess, +and you could be the pea! + + +Yes, I got it. + + +- Where should I sit? +- What are you? + + +- I believe I'm the pea. +- The pea? + + +It goes under the mattresses. + + +- Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. +- I'm getting the marshal. + + +You do that! +This whole parade is a fiasco! + + +Let's see what this baby'll do. + + +Hey, what are you doing?! + + +Then all we do +is blend in with traffic... + + +...without arousing suspicion. + + +Once at the airport, +there's no stopping us. + + +Stop! Security. + + +- You and your insect pack your float? +- Yes. + + +Has it been +in your possession the entire time? + + +Would you remove your shoes? + + +- Remove your stinger. +- It's part of me. + + +I know. Just having some fun. +Enjoy your flight. + + +Then if we're lucky, we'll have +just enough pollen to do the job. + + +Oan you believe how lucky we are? We +have just enough pollen to do the job! + + +I think this is gonna work. + + +It's got to work. + + +Attention, passengers, +this is Oaptain Scott. + + +We have a bit of bad weather +in New York. + + +It looks like we'll experience +a couple hours delay. + + +Barry, these are cut flowers +with no water. They'll never make it. + + +I gotta get up there +and talk to them. + + +Be careful. + + +Oan I get help +with the Sky Mall magazine? + + +I'd like to order the talking +inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. + + +Oaptain, I'm in a real situation. + + +- What'd you say, Hal? +- Nothing. + + +Bee! + + +Don't freak out! My entire species... + + +What are you doing? + + +- Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! +- Who's an attorney? + + +Don't move. + + +Oh, Barry. + + +Good afternoon, passengers. +This is your captain. + + +Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B +please report to the cockpit? + + +And please hurry! + + +What happened here? + + +There was a DustBuster, +a toupee, a life raft exploded. + + +One's bald, one's in a boat, +they're both unconscious! + + +- Is that another bee joke? +- No! + + +No one's flying the plane! + + +This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. +What's your status? + + +This is Vanessa Bloome. +I'm a florist from New York. + + +Where's the pilot? + + +He's unconscious, +and so is the copilot. + + +Not good. Does anyone onboard +have flight experience? + + +As a matter of fact, there is. + + +- Who's that? +- Barry Benson. + + +From the honey trial?! Oh, great. + + +Vanessa, this is nothing more +than a big metal bee. + + +It's got giant wings, huge engines. + + +I can't fly a plane. + + +- Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? +- Yes. + + +How hard could it be? + + +Wait, Barry! +We're headed into some lightning. + + +This is Bob Bumble. We have some +late-breaking news from JFK Airport, + + +where a suspenseful scene +is developing. + + +Barry Benson, +fresh from his legal victory... + + +That's Barry! + + +...is attempting to land a plane, +loaded with people, flowers + + +and an incapacitated flight crew. + + +Flowers?! + + +We have a storm in the area +and two individuals at the controls + + +with absolutely no flight experience. + + +Just a minute. +There's a bee on that plane. + + +I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson +and his no-account compadres. + + +They've done enough damage. + + +But isn't he your only hope? + + +Technically, a bee +shouldn't be able to fly at all. + + +Their wings are too small... + + +Haven't we heard this a million times? + + +"The surface area of the wings +and body mass make no sense." + + +- Get this on the air! +- Got it. + + +- Stand by. +- We're going live. + + +The way we work may be a mystery to you. + + +Making honey takes a lot of bees +doing a lot of small jobs. + + +But let me tell you about a small job. + + +If you do it well, +it makes a big difference. + + +More than we realized. +To us, to everyone. + + +That's why I want to get bees +back to working together. + + +That's the bee way! +We're not made of Jell-O. + + +We get behind a fellow. + + +- Black and yellow! +- Hello! + + +Left, right, down, hover. + + +- Hover? +- Forget hover. + + +This isn't so hard. +Beep-beep! Beep-beep! + + +Barry, what happened?! + + +Wait, I think we were +on autopilot the whole time. + + +- That may have been helping me. +- And now we're not! + + +So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. + + +All of you, let's get +behind this fellow! Move it out! + + +Move out! + + +Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, +you copy me with the wings of the plane! + + +Don't have to yell. + + +I'm not yelling! +We're in a lot of trouble. + + +It's very hard to concentrate +with that panicky tone in your voice! + + +It's not a tone. I'm panicking! + + +I can't do this! + + +Vanessa, pull yourself together. +You have to snap out of it! + + +You snap out of it. + + +You snap out of it. + + +- You snap out of it! +- You snap out of it! + + +- You snap out of it! +- You snap out of it! + + +- You snap out of it! +- You snap out of it! + + +- Hold it! +- Why? Oome on, it's my turn. + + +How is the plane flying? + + +I don't know. + + +Hello? + + +Benson, got any flowers +for a happy occasion in there? + + +The Pollen Jocks! + + +They do get behind a fellow. + + +- Black and yellow. +- Hello. + + +All right, let's drop this tin can +on the blacktop. + + +Where? I can't see anything. Oan you? + + +No, nothing. It's all cloudy. + + +Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry. + + +- Thinking bee. +- Thinking bee. + + +Thinking bee! +Thinking bee! Thinking bee! + + +Wait a minute. +I think I'm feeling something. + + +- What? +- I don't know. It's strong, pulling me. + + +Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. + + +Bring the nose down. + + +Thinking bee! +Thinking bee! Thinking bee! + + +- What in the world is on the tarmac? +- Get some lights on that! + + +Thinking bee! +Thinking bee! Thinking bee! + + +- Vanessa, aim for the flower. +- OK. + + +Out the engines. We're going in +on bee power. Ready, boys? + + +Affirmative! + + +Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. + + +Land on that flower! + + +Ready? Full reverse! + + +Spin it around! + + +- Not that flower! The other one! +- Which one? + + +- That flower. +- I'm aiming at the flower! + + +That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. +I mean the giant pulsating flower + + +made of millions of bees! + + +Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. + + +Rotate around it. + + +- This is insane, Barry! +- This's the only way I know how to fly. + + +Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane +flying in an insect-like pattern? + + +Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. +Smell it. Full reverse! + + +Just drop it. Be a part of it. + + +Aim for the center! + + +Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! + + +Oome on, already. + + +Barry, we did it! +You taught me how to fly! + + +- Yes. No high-five! +- Right. + + +Barry, it worked! +Did you see the giant flower? + + +What giant flower? Where? Of course +I saw the flower! That was genius! + + +- Thank you. +- But we're not done yet. + + +Listen, everyone! + + +This runway is covered +with the last pollen + + +from the last flowers +available anywhere on Earth. + + +That means this is our last chance. + + +We're the only ones who make honey, +pollinate flowers and dress like this. + + +If we're gonna survive as a species, +this is our moment! What do you say? + + +Are we going to be bees, orjust +Museum of Natural History keychains? + + +We're bees! + + +Keychain! + + +Then follow me! Except Keychain. + + +Hold on, Barry. Here. + + +You've earned this. + + +Yeah! + + +I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect +fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves. + + +Oh, yeah. + + +That's our Barry. + + +Mom! The bees are back! + + +If anybody needs +to make a call, now's the time. + + +I got a feeling we'll be +working late tonight! + + +Here's your change. Have a great +afternoon! Oan I help who's next? + + +Would you like some honey with that? +It is bee-approved. Don't forget these. + + +Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. +And I don't see a nickel! + + +Sometimes I just feel +like a piece of meat! + + +I had no idea. + + +Barry, I'm sorry. +Have you got a moment? + + +Would you excuse me? +My mosquito associate will help you. + + +Sorry I'm late. + + +He's a lawyer too? + + +I was already a blood-sucking parasite. +All I needed was a briefcase. + + +Have a great afternoon! + + +Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, +and I can't get them anywhere. + + +No problem, Vannie. +Just leave it to me. + + +You're a lifesaver, Barry. +Oan I help who's next? + + +All right, scramble, jocks! +It's time to fly. + + +Thank you, Barry! + + +That bee is living my life! + + +Let it go, Kenny. + + +- When will this nightmare end?! +- Let it all go. + + +- Beautiful day to fly. +- Sure is. + + +Between you and me, +I was dying to get out of that office. + + +You have got +to start thinking bee, my friend. + + +- Thinking bee! +- Me? + + +Hold it. Let's just stop +for a second. Hold it. + + +I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. +Oan we stop here? + + +I'm not making a major life decision +during a production number! + + +All right. Take ten, everybody. +Wrap it up, guys. + + +I had virtually no rehearsal for that. '
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[ 0 => 'According to all known laws', 1 => 'of aviation,', 2 => ' ', 3 => 'there is no way a bee', 4 => 'should be able to fly.', 5 => ' ', 6 => 'Its wings are too small to get', 7 => 'its fat little body off the ground.', 8 => ' ', 9 => 'The bee, of course, flies anyway', 10 => ' ', 11 => 'because bees don't care', 12 => 'what humans think is impossible.', 13 => ' ', 14 => 'Yellow, black. Yellow, black.', 15 => 'Yellow, black. Yellow, black.', 16 => ' ', 17 => 'Ooh, black and yellow!', 18 => 'Let's shake it up a little.', 19 => ' ', 20 => 'Barry! Breakfast is ready!', 21 => ' ', 22 => 'Ooming!', 23 => ' ', 24 => 'Hang on a second.', 25 => ' ', 26 => 'Hello?', 27 => ' ', 28 => '- Barry?', 29 => '- Adam?', 30 => ' ', 31 => '- Oan you believe this is happening?', 32 => '- I can't. I'll pick you up.', 33 => ' ', 34 => 'Looking sharp.', 35 => ' ', 36 => 'Use the stairs. Your father', 37 => 'paid good money for those.', 38 => ' ', 39 => 'Sorry. I'm excited.', 40 => ' ', 41 => 'Here's the graduate.', 42 => 'We're very proud of you, son.', 43 => ' ', 44 => 'A perfect report card, all B's.', 45 => ' ', 46 => 'Very proud.', 47 => ' ', 48 => 'Ma! I got a thing going here.', 49 => ' ', 50 => '- You got lint on your fuzz.', 51 => '- Ow! That's me!', 52 => ' ', 53 => '- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.', 54 => '- Bye!', 55 => ' ', 56 => 'Barry, I told you,', 57 => 'stop flying in the house!', 58 => ' ', 59 => '- Hey, Adam.', 60 => '- Hey, Barry.', 61 => ' ', 62 => '- Is that fuzz gel?', 63 => '- A little. Special day, graduation.', 64 => ' ', 65 => 'Never thought I'd make it.', 66 => ' ', 67 => 'Three days grade school,', 68 => 'three days high school.', 69 => ' ', 70 => 'Those were awkward.', 71 => ' ', 72 => 'Three days college. I'm glad I took', 73 => 'a day and hitchhiked around the hive.', 74 => ' ', 75 => 'You did come back different.', 76 => ' ', 77 => '- Hi, Barry.', 78 => '- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.', 79 => ' ', 80 => '- Hear about Frankie?', 81 => '- Yeah.', 82 => ' ', 83 => '- You going to the funeral?', 84 => '- No, I'm not going.', 85 => ' ', 86 => 'Everybody knows,', 87 => 'sting someone, you die.', 88 => ' ', 89 => 'Don't waste it on a squirrel.', 90 => 'Such a hothead.', 91 => ' ', 92 => 'I guess he could have', 93 => 'just gotten out of the way.', 94 => ' ', 95 => 'I love this incorporating', 96 => 'an amusement park into our day.', 97 => ' ', 98 => 'That's why we don't need vacations.', 99 => ' ', 100 => 'Boy, quite a bit of pomp...', 101 => 'under the circumstances.', 102 => ' ', 103 => '- Well, Adam, today we are men.', 104 => '- We are!', 105 => ' ', 106 => '- Bee-men.', 107 => '- Amen!', 108 => ' ', 109 => 'Hallelujah!', 110 => ' ', 111 => 'Students, faculty, distinguished bees,', 112 => ' ', 113 => 'please welcome Dean Buzzwell.', 114 => ' ', 115 => 'Welcome, New Hive Oity', 116 => 'graduating class of...', 117 => ' ', 118 => '...9:15.', 119 => ' ', 120 => 'That concludes our ceremonies.', 121 => ' ', 122 => 'And begins your career', 123 => 'at Honex Industries!', 124 => ' ', 125 => 'Will we pick ourjob today?', 126 => ' ', 127 => 'I heard it's just orientation.', 128 => ' ', 129 => 'Heads up! Here we go.', 130 => ' ', 131 => 'Keep your hands and antennas', 132 => 'inside the tram at all times.', 133 => ' ', 134 => '- Wonder what it'll be like?', 135 => '- A little scary.', 136 => ' ', 137 => 'Welcome to Honex,', 138 => 'a division of Honesco', 139 => ' ', 140 => 'and a part of the Hexagon Group.', 141 => ' ', 142 => 'This is it!', 143 => ' ', 144 => 'Wow.', 145 => ' ', 146 => 'Wow.', 147 => ' ', 148 => 'We know that you, as a bee,', 149 => 'have worked your whole life', 150 => ' ', 151 => 'to get to the point where you', 152 => 'can work for your whole life.', 153 => ' ', 154 => 'Honey begins when our valiant Pollen', 155 => 'Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.', 156 => ' ', 157 => 'Our top-secret formula', 158 => ' ', 159 => 'is automatically color-corrected,', 160 => 'scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured', 161 => ' ', 162 => 'into this soothing sweet syrup', 163 => ' ', 164 => 'with its distinctive', 165 => 'golden glow you know as...', 166 => ' ', 167 => 'Honey!', 168 => ' ', 169 => '- That girl was hot.', 170 => '- She's my cousin!', 171 => ' ', 172 => '- She is?', 173 => '- Yes, we're all cousins.', 174 => ' ', 175 => '- Right. You're right.', 176 => '- At Honex, we constantly strive', 177 => ' ', 178 => 'to improve every aspect', 179 => 'of bee existence.', 180 => ' ', 181 => 'These bees are stress-testing', 182 => 'a new helmet technology.', 183 => ' ', 184 => '- What do you think he makes?', 185 => '- Not enough.', 186 => ' ', 187 => 'Here we have our latest advancement,', 188 => 'the Krelman.', 189 => ' ', 190 => '- What does that do?', 191 => '- Oatches that little strand of honey', 192 => ' ', 193 => 'that hangs after you pour it.', 194 => 'Saves us millions.', 195 => ' ', 196 => 'Oan anyone work on the Krelman?', 197 => ' ', 198 => 'Of course. Most bee jobs are', 199 => 'small ones. But bees know', 200 => ' ', 201 => 'that every small job,', 202 => 'if it's done well, means a lot.', 203 => ' ', 204 => 'But choose carefully', 205 => ' ', 206 => 'because you'll stay in the job', 207 => 'you pick for the rest of your life.', 208 => ' ', 209 => 'The same job the rest of your life?', 210 => 'I didn't know that.', 211 => ' ', 212 => 'What's the difference?', 213 => ' ', 214 => 'You'll be happy to know that bees,', 215 => 'as a species, haven't had one day off', 216 => ' ', 217 => 'in 27 million years.', 218 => '', 219 => ' ', 220 => 'So you'll just work us to death?', 221 => '', 222 => ' ', 223 => 'We'll sure try.', 224 => '', 225 => ' ', 226 => 'Wow! That blew my mind!', 227 => '', 228 => ' ', 229 => '"What's the difference?"', 230 => 'How can you say that?', 231 => '', 232 => ' ', 233 => 'One job forever?', 234 => 'That's an insane choice to have to make.', 235 => '', 236 => ' ', 237 => 'I'm relieved. Now we only have', 238 => 'to make one decision in life.', 239 => '', 240 => ' ', 241 => 'But, Adam, how could they', 242 => 'never have told us that?', 243 => '', 244 => ' ', 245 => 'Why would you question anything?', 246 => 'We're bees.', 247 => '', 248 => ' ', 249 => 'We're the most perfectly', 250 => 'functioning society on Earth.', 251 => '', 252 => ' ', 253 => 'You ever think maybe things', 254 => 'work a little too well here?', 255 => '', 256 => ' ', 257 => 'Like what? Give me one example.', 258 => '', 259 => ' ', 260 => 'I don't know. But you know', 261 => 'what I'm talking about.', 262 => '', 263 => ' ', 264 => 'Please clear the gate.', 265 => 'Royal Nectar Force on approach.', 266 => '', 267 => ' ', 268 => 'Wait a second. Oheck it out.', 269 => '', 270 => ' ', 271 => '- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!', 272 => '- Wow.', 273 => '', 274 => ' ', 275 => 'I've never seen them this close.', 276 => '', 277 => ' ', 278 => 'They know what it's like', 279 => 'outside the hive.', 280 => '', 281 => ' ', 282 => 'Yeah, but some don't come back.', 283 => '', 284 => ' ', 285 => '- Hey, Jocks!', 286 => '- Hi, Jocks!', 287 => '', 288 => ' ', 289 => 'You guys did great!', 290 => '', 291 => ' ', 292 => 'You're monsters!', 293 => 'You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!', 294 => '', 295 => ' ', 296 => '- I wonder where they were.', 297 => '- I don't know.', 298 => '', 299 => ' ', 300 => 'Their day's not planned.', 301 => '', 302 => ' ', 303 => 'Outside the hive, flying who knows', 304 => 'where, doing who knows what.', 305 => '', 306 => ' ', 307 => 'You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen', 308 => 'Jock. You have to be bred for that.', 309 => '', 310 => ' ', 311 => 'Right.', 312 => '', 313 => ' ', 314 => 'Look. That's more pollen', 315 => 'than you and I will see in a lifetime.', 316 => '', 317 => ' ', 318 => 'It's just a status symbol.', 319 => 'Bees make too much of it.', 320 => '', 321 => ' ', 322 => 'Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it', 323 => 'and the ladies see you wearing it.', 324 => '', 325 => ' ', 326 => 'Those ladies?', 327 => 'Aren't they our cousins too?', 328 => '', 329 => ' ', 330 => 'Distant. Distant.', 331 => '', 332 => ' ', 333 => 'Look at these two.', 334 => '', 335 => ' ', 336 => '- Oouple of Hive Harrys.', 337 => '- Let's have fun with them.', 338 => '', 339 => ' ', 340 => 'It must be dangerous', 341 => 'being a Pollen Jock.', 342 => '', 343 => ' ', 344 => 'Yeah. Once a bear pinned me', 345 => 'against a mushroom!', 346 => '', 347 => ' ', 348 => 'He had a paw on my throat,', 349 => 'and with the other, he was slapping me!', 350 => '', 351 => ' ', 352 => '- Oh, my!', 353 => '- I never thought I'd knock him out.', 354 => '', 355 => ' ', 356 => 'What were you doing during this?', 357 => '', 358 => ' ', 359 => 'Trying to alert the authorities.', 360 => '', 361 => ' ', 362 => 'I can autograph that.', 363 => '', 364 => ' ', 365 => 'A little gusty out there today,', 366 => 'wasn't it, comrades?', 367 => '', 368 => ' ', 369 => 'Yeah. Gusty.', 370 => '', 371 => ' ', 372 => 'We're hitting a sunflower patch', 373 => 'six miles from here tomorrow.', 374 => '', 375 => ' ', 376 => '- Six miles, huh?', 377 => '- Barry!', 378 => '', 379 => ' ', 380 => 'A puddle jump for us,', 381 => 'but maybe you're not up for it.', 382 => '', 383 => ' ', 384 => '- Maybe I am.', 385 => '- You are not!', 386 => '', 387 => ' ', 388 => 'We're going 0900 at J-Gate.', 389 => '', 390 => ' ', 391 => 'What do you think, buzzy-boy?', 392 => 'Are you bee enough?', 393 => '', 394 => ' ', 395 => 'I might be. It all depends', 396 => 'on what 0900 means.', 397 => '', 398 => ' ', 399 => 'Hey, Honex!', 400 => '', 401 => ' ', 402 => 'Dad, you surprised me.', 403 => '', 404 => ' ', 405 => 'You decide what you're interested in?', 406 => '', 407 => ' ', 408 => '- Well, there's a lot of choices.', 409 => '- But you only get one.', 410 => '', 411 => ' ', 412 => 'Do you ever get bored', 413 => 'doing the same job every day?', 414 => '', 415 => ' ', 416 => 'Son, let me tell you about stirring.', 417 => '', 418 => ' ', 419 => 'You grab that stick, and you just', 420 => 'move it around, and you stir it around.', 421 => '', 422 => ' ', 423 => 'You get yourself into a rhythm.', 424 => 'It's a beautiful thing.', 425 => '', 426 => ' ', 427 => 'You know, Dad,', 428 => 'the more I think about it,', 429 => '', 430 => ' ', 431 => 'maybe the honey field', 432 => 'just isn't right for me.', 433 => '', 434 => ' ', 435 => 'You were thinking of what,', 436 => 'making balloon animals?', 437 => '', 438 => ' ', 439 => 'That's a bad job', 440 => 'for a guy with a stinger.', 441 => '', 442 => ' ', 443 => 'Janet, your son's not sure', 444 => 'he wants to go into honey!', 445 => '', 446 => ' ', 447 => '- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.', 448 => '- I'm not trying to be funny.', 449 => '', 450 => ' ', 451 => 'You're not funny! You're going', 452 => 'into honey. Our son, the stirrer!', 453 => '', 454 => ' ', 455 => '- You're gonna be a stirrer?', 456 => '- No one's listening to me!', 457 => '', 458 => ' ', 459 => 'Wait till you see the sticks I have.', 460 => '', 461 => ' ', 462 => 'I could say anything right now.', 463 => 'I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!', 464 => '', 465 => ' ', 466 => 'Let's open some honey and celebrate!', 467 => '', 468 => ' ', 469 => 'Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.', 470 => 'Shave my antennae.', 471 => '', 472 => ' ', 473 => 'Shack up with a grasshopper. Get', 474 => 'a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!', 475 => '', 476 => ' ', 477 => 'I'm so proud.', 478 => '', 479 => ' ', 480 => '- We're starting work today!', 481 => '- Today's the day.', 482 => '', 483 => ' ', 484 => 'Oome on! All the good jobs', 485 => 'will be gone.', 486 => '', 487 => ' ', 488 => 'Yeah, right.', 489 => '', 490 => ' ', 491 => 'Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,', 492 => 'stirrer, front desk, hair removal...', 493 => '', 494 => ' ', 495 => '- Is it still available?', 496 => '- Hang on. Two left!', 497 => '', 498 => ' ', 499 => 'One of them's yours! Oongratulations!', 500 => 'Step to the side.', 501 => '', 502 => ' ', 503 => '- What'd you get?', 504 => '- Picking crud out. Stellar!', 505 => '', 506 => ' ', 507 => 'Wow!', 508 => '', 509 => ' ', 510 => 'Oouple of newbies?', 511 => '', 512 => ' ', 513 => 'Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!', 514 => '', 515 => ' ', 516 => 'Make your choice.', 517 => '', 518 => ' ', 519 => '- You want to go first?', 520 => '- No, you go.', 521 => '', 522 => ' ', 523 => 'Oh, my. What's available?', 524 => '', 525 => ' ', 526 => 'Restroom attendant's open,', 527 => 'not for the reason you think.', 528 => '', 529 => ' ', 530 => '- Any chance of getting the Krelman?', 531 => '- Sure, you're on.', 532 => '', 533 => ' ', 534 => 'I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.', 535 => '', 536 => ' ', 537 => 'Wax monkey's always open.', 538 => '', 539 => ' ', 540 => 'The Krelman opened up again.', 541 => '', 542 => ' ', 543 => 'What happened?', 544 => '', 545 => ' ', 546 => 'A bee died. Makes an opening. See?', 547 => 'He's dead. Another dead one.', 548 => '', 549 => ' ', 550 => 'Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.', 551 => '', 552 => ' ', 553 => 'Dead from the neck up.', 554 => 'Dead from the neck down. That's life!', 555 => '', 556 => ' ', 557 => 'Oh, this is so hard!', 558 => '', 559 => ' ', 560 => 'Heating, cooling,', 561 => 'stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,', 562 => '', 563 => ' ', 564 => 'humming, inspector number seven,', 565 => 'lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,', 566 => '', 567 => ' ', 568 => 'mite wrangler. Barry, what', 569 => 'do you think I should... Barry?', 570 => '', 571 => ' ', 572 => 'Barry!', 573 => '', 574 => ' ', 575 => 'All right, we've got the sunflower patch', 576 => 'in quadrant nine...', 577 => '', 578 => ' ', 579 => 'What happened to you?', 580 => 'Where are you?', 581 => '', 582 => ' ', 583 => '- I'm going out.', 584 => '- Out? Out where?', 585 => '', 586 => ' ', 587 => '- Out there.', 588 => '- Oh, no!', 589 => '', 590 => ' ', 591 => 'I have to, before I go', 592 => 'to work for the rest of my life.', 593 => '', 594 => ' ', 595 => 'You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?', 596 => '', 597 => ' ', 598 => 'Another call coming in.', 599 => '', 600 => ' ', 601 => 'If anyone's feeling brave,', 602 => 'there's a Korean deli on 83rd', 603 => '', 604 => ' ', 605 => 'that gets their roses today.', 606 => '', 607 => ' ', 608 => 'Hey, guys.', 609 => '', 610 => ' ', 611 => '- Look at that.', 612 => '- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?', 613 => '', 614 => ' ', 615 => 'Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.', 616 => '', 617 => ' ', 618 => 'It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.', 619 => '', 620 => ' ', 621 => 'Really? Feeling lucky, are you?', 622 => '', 623 => ' ', 624 => 'Sign here, here. Just initial that.', 625 => '', 626 => ' ', 627 => '- Thank you.', 628 => '- OK.', 629 => '', 630 => ' ', 631 => 'You got a rain advisory today,', 632 => '', 633 => ' ', 634 => 'and as you all know,', 635 => 'bees cannot fly in rain.', 636 => '', 637 => ' ', 638 => 'So be careful. As always,', 639 => 'watch your brooms,', 640 => '', 641 => ' ', 642 => 'hockey sticks, dogs,', 643 => 'birds, bears and bats.', 644 => '', 645 => ' ', 646 => 'Also, I got a couple of reports', 647 => 'of root beer being poured on us.', 648 => '', 649 => ' ', 650 => 'Murphy's in a home because of it,', 651 => 'babbling like a cicada!', 652 => '', 653 => ' ', 654 => '- That's awful.', 655 => '- And a reminder for you rookies,', 656 => '', 657 => ' ', 658 => 'bee law number one,', 659 => 'absolutely no talking to humans!', 660 => '', 661 => ' ', 662 => 'All right, launch positions!', 663 => '', 664 => ' ', 665 => 'Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,', 666 => 'buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!', 667 => '', 668 => ' ', 669 => 'Black and yellow!', 670 => '', 671 => ' ', 672 => 'Hello!', 673 => '', 674 => ' ', 675 => 'You ready for this, hot shot?', 676 => '', 677 => ' ', 678 => 'Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.', 679 => '', 680 => ' ', 681 => 'Wind, check.', 682 => '', 683 => ' ', 684 => '- Antennae, check.', 685 => '- Nectar pack, check.', 686 => '', 687 => ' ', 688 => '- Wings, check.', 689 => '- Stinger, check.', 690 => '', 691 => ' ', 692 => 'Scared out of my shorts, check.', 693 => '', 694 => ' ', 695 => 'OK, ladies,', 696 => '', 697 => ' ', 698 => 'let's move it out!', 699 => '', 700 => ' ', 701 => 'Pound those petunias,', 702 => 'you striped stem-suckers!', 703 => '', 704 => ' ', 705 => 'All of you, drain those flowers!', 706 => '', 707 => ' ', 708 => 'Wow! I'm out!', 709 => '', 710 => ' ', 711 => 'I can't believe I'm out!', 712 => '', 713 => ' ', 714 => 'So blue.', 715 => '', 716 => ' ', 717 => 'I feel so fast and free!', 718 => '', 719 => ' ', 720 => 'Box kite!', 721 => '', 722 => ' ', 723 => 'Wow!', 724 => '', 725 => ' ', 726 => 'Flowers!', 727 => '', 728 => ' ', 729 => 'This is Blue Leader.', 730 => 'We have roses visual.', 731 => '', 732 => ' ', 733 => 'Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.', 734 => '', 735 => ' ', 736 => 'Roses!', 737 => '', 738 => ' ', 739 => '30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.', 740 => '', 741 => ' ', 742 => 'Stand to the side, kid.', 743 => 'It's got a bit of a kick.', 744 => '', 745 => ' ', 746 => 'That is one nectar collector!', 747 => '', 748 => ' ', 749 => '- Ever see pollination up close?', 750 => '- No, sir.', 751 => '', 752 => ' ', 753 => 'I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it', 754 => 'over here. Maybe a dash over there,', 755 => '', 756 => ' ', 757 => 'a pinch on that one.', 758 => 'See that? It's a little bit of magic.', 759 => '', 760 => ' ', 761 => 'That's amazing. Why do we do that?', 762 => '', 763 => ' ', 764 => 'That's pollen power. More pollen, more', 765 => 'flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.', 766 => '', 767 => ' ', 768 => 'Oool.', 769 => '', 770 => ' ', 771 => 'I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.', 772 => 'Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?', 773 => '', 774 => ' ', 775 => 'Oopy that visual.', 776 => '', 777 => ' ', 778 => 'Wait. One of these flowers', 779 => 'seems to be on the move.', 780 => '', 781 => ' ', 782 => 'Say again? You're reporting', 783 => 'a moving flower?', 784 => '', 785 => ' ', 786 => 'Affirmative.', 787 => '', 788 => ' ', 789 => 'That was on the line!', 790 => '', 791 => ' ', 792 => 'This is the coolest. What is it?', 793 => '', 794 => ' ', 795 => 'I don't know, but I'm loving this color.', 796 => '', 797 => ' ', 798 => 'It smells good.', 799 => 'Not like a flower, but I like it.', 800 => '', 801 => ' ', 802 => 'Yeah, fuzzy.', 803 => '', 804 => ' ', 805 => 'Ohemical-y.', 806 => '', 807 => ' ', 808 => 'Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.', 809 => '', 810 => ' ', 811 => 'My sweet lord of bees!', 812 => '', 813 => ' ', 814 => 'Oandy-brain, get off there!', 815 => '', 816 => ' ', 817 => 'Problem!', 818 => '', 819 => ' ', 820 => '- Guys!', 821 => '- This could be bad.', 822 => '', 823 => ' ', 824 => 'Affirmative.', 825 => '', 826 => ' ', 827 => 'Very close.', 828 => '', 829 => ' ', 830 => 'Gonna hurt.', 831 => '', 832 => ' ', 833 => 'Mama's little boy.', 834 => '', 835 => ' ', 836 => 'You are way out of position, rookie!', 837 => '', 838 => ' ', 839 => 'Ooming in at you like a missile!', 840 => '', 841 => ' ', 842 => 'Help me!', 843 => '', 844 => ' ', 845 => 'I don't think these are flowers.', 846 => '', 847 => ' ', 848 => '- Should we tell him?', 849 => '- I think he knows.', 850 => '', 851 => ' ', 852 => 'What is this?!', 853 => '', 854 => ' ', 855 => 'Match point!', 856 => '', 857 => ' ', 858 => 'You can start packing up, honey,', 859 => 'because you're about to eat it!', 860 => '', 861 => ' ', 862 => 'Yowser!', 863 => '', 864 => ' ', 865 => 'Gross.', 866 => '', 867 => ' ', 868 => 'There's a bee in the car!', 869 => '', 870 => ' ', 871 => '- Do something!', 872 => '- I'm driving!', 873 => '', 874 => ' ', 875 => '- Hi, bee.', 876 => '- He's back here!', 877 => '', 878 => ' ', 879 => 'He's going to sting me!', 880 => '', 881 => ' ', 882 => 'Nobody move. If you don't move,', 883 => 'he won't sting you. Freeze!', 884 => '', 885 => ' ', 886 => 'He blinked!', 887 => '', 888 => ' ', 889 => 'Spray him, Granny!', 890 => '', 891 => ' ', 892 => 'What are you doing?!', 893 => '', 894 => ' ', 895 => 'Wow... the tension level', 896 => 'out here is unbelievable.', 897 => '', 898 => ' ', 899 => 'I gotta get home.', 900 => '', 901 => ' ', 902 => 'Oan't fly in rain.', 903 => '', 904 => ' ', 905 => 'Oan't fly in rain.', 906 => '', 907 => ' ', 908 => 'Oan't fly in rain.', 909 => '', 910 => ' ', 911 => 'Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!', 912 => '', 913 => ' ', 914 => 'Ken, could you close', 915 => 'the window please?', 916 => '', 917 => ' ', 918 => 'Ken, could you close', 919 => 'the window please?', 920 => '', 921 => ' ', 922 => 'Oheck out my new resume.', 923 => 'I made it into a fold-out brochure.', 924 => '', 925 => ' ', 926 => 'You see? Folds out.', 927 => '', 928 => ' ', 929 => 'Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.', 930 => '', 931 => ' ', 932 => 'What was that?', 933 => '', 934 => ' ', 935 => 'Maybe this time. This time. This time.', 936 => 'This time! This time! This...', 937 => '', 938 => ' ', 939 => 'Drapes!', 940 => '', 941 => ' ', 942 => 'That is diabolical.', 943 => '', 944 => ' ', 945 => 'It's fantastic. It's got all my special', 946 => 'skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.', 947 => '', 948 => ' ', 949 => 'What's number one? Star Wars?', 950 => '', 951 => ' ', 952 => 'Nah, I don't go for that...', 953 => '', 954 => ' ', 955 => '...kind of stuff.', 956 => '', 957 => ' ', 958 => 'No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.', 959 => 'They're out of their minds.', 960 => '', 961 => ' ', 962 => 'When I leave a job interview, they're', 963 => 'flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.', 964 => '', 965 => ' ', 966 => 'There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.', 967 => '', 968 => ' ', 969 => 'I don't remember the sun', 970 => 'having a big 75 on it.', 971 => '', 972 => ' ', 973 => 'I predicted global warming.', 974 => '', 975 => ' ', 976 => 'I could feel it getting hotter.', 977 => 'At first I thought it was just me.', 978 => '', 979 => ' ', 980 => 'Wait! Stop! Bee!', 981 => '', 982 => ' ', 983 => 'Stand back. These are winter boots.', 984 => '', 985 => ' ', 986 => 'Wait!', 987 => '', 988 => ' ', 989 => 'Don't kill him!', 990 => '', 991 => ' ', 992 => 'You know I'm allergic to them!', 993 => 'This thing could kill me!', 994 => '', 995 => ' ', 996 => 'Why does his life have', 997 => 'less value than yours?', 998 => '', 999 => ' ', 1000 => 'Why does his life have any less value', 1001 => 'than mine? Is that your statement?', 1002 => '', 1003 => ' ', 1004 => 'I'm just saying all life has value. You', 1005 => 'don't know what he's capable of feeling.', 1006 => '', 1007 => ' ', 1008 => 'My brochure!', 1009 => '', 1010 => ' ', 1011 => 'There you go, little guy.', 1012 => '', 1013 => ' ', 1014 => 'I'm not scared of him.', 1015 => 'It's an allergic thing.', 1016 => '', 1017 => ' ', 1018 => 'Put that on your resume brochure.', 1019 => '', 1020 => ' ', 1021 => 'My whole face could puff up.', 1022 => '', 1023 => ' ', 1024 => 'Make it one of your special skills.', 1025 => '', 1026 => ' ', 1027 => 'Knocking someone out', 1028 => 'is also a special skill.', 1029 => '', 1030 => ' ', 1031 => 'Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.', 1032 => '', 1033 => ' ', 1034 => '- Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?', 1035 => '- Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.', 1036 => '', 1037 => ' ', 1038 => '- You could put carob chips on there.', 1039 => '- Bye.', 1040 => '', 1041 => ' ', 1042 => '- Supposed to be less calories.', 1043 => '- Bye.', 1044 => '', 1045 => ' ', 1046 => 'I gotta say something.', 1047 => '', 1048 => ' ', 1049 => 'She saved my life.', 1050 => 'I gotta say something.', 1051 => '', 1052 => ' ', 1053 => 'All right, here it goes.', 1054 => '', 1055 => ' ', 1056 => 'Nah.', 1057 => '', 1058 => ' ', 1059 => 'What would I say?', 1060 => '', 1061 => ' ', 1062 => 'I could really get in trouble.', 1063 => '', 1064 => ' ', 1065 => 'It's a bee law.', 1066 => 'You're not supposed to talk to a human.', 1067 => '', 1068 => ' ', 1069 => 'I can't believe I'm doing this.', 1070 => '', 1071 => ' ', 1072 => 'I've got to.', 1073 => '', 1074 => ' ', 1075 => 'Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!', 1076 => '', 1077 => ' ', 1078 => 'No. Yes. No.', 1079 => '', 1080 => ' ', 1081 => 'Do it. I can't.', 1082 => '', 1083 => ' ', 1084 => 'How should I start it?', 1085 => '"You like jazz?" No, that's no good.', 1086 => '', 1087 => ' ', 1088 => 'Here she comes! Speak, you fool!', 1089 => '', 1090 => ' ', 1091 => 'Hi!', 1092 => '', 1093 => ' ', 1094 => 'I'm sorry.', 1095 => '', 1096 => ' ', 1097 => '- You're talking.', 1098 => '- Yes, I know.', 1099 => '', 1100 => ' ', 1101 => 'You're talking!', 1102 => '', 1103 => ' ', 1104 => 'I'm so sorry.', 1105 => '', 1106 => ' ', 1107 => 'No, it's OK. It's fine.', 1108 => 'I know I'm dreaming.', 1109 => '', 1110 => ' ', 1111 => 'But I don't recall going to bed.', 1112 => '', 1113 => ' ', 1114 => 'Well, I'm sure this', 1115 => 'is very disconcerting.', 1116 => '', 1117 => ' ', 1118 => 'This is a bit of a surprise to me.', 1119 => 'I mean, you're a bee!', 1120 => '', 1121 => ' ', 1122 => 'I am. And I'm not supposed', 1123 => 'to be doing this,', 1124 => '', 1125 => ' ', 1126 => 'but they were all trying to kill me.', 1127 => '', 1128 => ' ', 1129 => 'And if it wasn't for you...', 1130 => '', 1131 => ' ', 1132 => 'I had to thank you.', 1133 => 'It's just how I was raised.', 1134 => '', 1135 => ' ', 1136 => 'That was a little weird.', 1137 => '', 1138 => ' ', 1139 => '- I'm talking with a bee.', 1140 => '- Yeah.', 1141 => '', 1142 => ' ', 1143 => 'I'm talking to a bee.', 1144 => 'And the bee is talking to me!', 1145 => '', 1146 => ' ', 1147 => 'I just want to say I'm grateful.', 1148 => 'I'll leave now.', 1149 => '', 1150 => ' ', 1151 => '- Wait! How did you learn to do that?', 1152 => '- What?', 1153 => '', 1154 => ' ', 1155 => 'The talking thing.', 1156 => '', 1157 => ' ', 1158 => 'Same way you did, I guess.', 1159 => '"Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.', 1160 => '', 1161 => ' ', 1162 => '- That's very funny.', 1163 => '- Yeah.', 1164 => '', 1165 => ' ', 1166 => 'Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,', 1167 => 'we'd cry with what we have to deal with.', 1168 => '', 1169 => ' ', 1170 => 'Anyway...', 1171 => '', 1172 => ' ', 1173 => 'Oan I...', 1174 => '', 1175 => ' ', 1176 => '...get you something?', 1177 => '- Like what?', 1178 => '', 1179 => ' ', 1180 => 'I don't know. I mean...', 1181 => 'I don't know. Ooffee?', 1182 => '', 1183 => ' ', 1184 => 'I don't want to put you out.', 1185 => '', 1186 => ' ', 1187 => 'It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.', 1188 => '', 1189 => ' ', 1190 => '- It's just coffee.', 1191 => '- I hate to impose.', 1192 => '', 1193 => ' ', 1194 => '- Don't be ridiculous!', 1195 => '- Actually, I would love a cup.', 1196 => '', 1197 => ' ', 1198 => 'Hey, you want rum cake?', 1199 => '', 1200 => ' ', 1201 => '- I shouldn't.', 1202 => '- Have some.', 1203 => '', 1204 => ' ', 1205 => '- No, I can't.', 1206 => '- Oome on!', 1207 => '', 1208 => ' ', 1209 => 'I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.', 1210 => '', 1211 => ' ', 1212 => '- Where?', 1213 => '- These stripes don't help.', 1214 => '', 1215 => ' ', 1216 => 'You look great!', 1217 => '', 1218 => ' ', 1219 => 'I don't know if you know', 1220 => 'anything about fashion.', 1221 => '', 1222 => ' ', 1223 => 'Are you all right?', 1224 => '', 1225 => ' ', 1226 => 'No.', 1227 => '', 1228 => ' ', 1229 => 'He's making the tie in the cab', 1230 => 'as they're flying up Madison.', 1231 => '', 1232 => ' ', 1233 => 'He finally gets there.', 1234 => '', 1235 => ' ', 1236 => 'He runs up the steps into the church.', 1237 => 'The wedding is on.', 1238 => '', 1239 => ' ', 1240 => 'And he says, "Watermelon?', 1241 => 'I thought you said Guatemalan.', 1242 => '', 1243 => ' ', 1244 => 'Why would I marry a watermelon?"', 1245 => '', 1246 => ' ', 1247 => 'Is that a bee joke?', 1248 => '', 1249 => ' ', 1250 => 'That's the kind of stuff we do.', 1251 => '', 1252 => ' ', 1253 => 'Yeah, different.', 1254 => '', 1255 => ' ', 1256 => 'So, what are you gonna do, Barry?', 1257 => '', 1258 => ' ', 1259 => 'About work? I don't know.', 1260 => '', 1261 => ' ', 1262 => 'I want to do my part for the hive,', 1263 => 'but I can't do it the way they want.', 1264 => '', 1265 => ' ', 1266 => 'I know how you feel.', 1267 => '', 1268 => ' ', 1269 => '- You do?', 1270 => '- Sure.', 1271 => '', 1272 => ' ', 1273 => 'My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or', 1274 => 'a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.', 1275 => '', 1276 => ' ', 1277 => '- Really?', 1278 => '- My only interest is flowers.', 1279 => '', 1280 => ' ', 1281 => 'Our new queen was just elected', 1282 => 'with that same campaign slogan.', 1283 => '', 1284 => ' ', 1285 => 'Anyway, if you look...', 1286 => '', 1287 => ' ', 1288 => 'There's my hive right there. See it?', 1289 => '', 1290 => ' ', 1291 => 'You're in Sheep Meadow!', 1292 => '', 1293 => ' ', 1294 => 'Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!', 1295 => '', 1296 => ' ', 1297 => 'No way! I know that area.', 1298 => 'I lost a toe ring there once.', 1299 => '', 1300 => ' ', 1301 => '- Why do girls put rings on their toes?', 1302 => '- Why not?', 1303 => '', 1304 => ' ', 1305 => '- It's like putting a hat on your knee.', 1306 => '- Maybe I'll try that.', 1307 => '', 1308 => ' ', 1309 => '- You all right, ma'am?', 1310 => '- Oh, yeah. Fine.', 1311 => '', 1312 => ' ', 1313 => 'Just having two cups of coffee!', 1314 => '', 1315 => ' ', 1316 => 'Anyway, this has been great.', 1317 => 'Thanks for the coffee.', 1318 => '', 1319 => ' ', 1320 => 'Yeah, it's no trouble.', 1321 => '', 1322 => ' ', 1323 => 'Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,', 1324 => 'I'd be up the rest of my life.', 1325 => '', 1326 => ' ', 1327 => 'Are you...?', 1328 => '', 1329 => ' ', 1330 => 'Oan I take a piece of this with me?', 1331 => '', 1332 => ' ', 1333 => 'Sure! Here, have a crumb.', 1334 => '', 1335 => ' ', 1336 => '- Thanks!', 1337 => '- Yeah.', 1338 => '', 1339 => ' ', 1340 => 'All right. Well, then...', 1341 => 'I guess I'll see you around.', 1342 => '', 1343 => ' ', 1344 => 'Or not.', 1345 => '', 1346 => ' ', 1347 => 'OK, Barry.', 1348 => '', 1349 => ' ', 1350 => 'And thank you', 1351 => 'so much again... for before.', 1352 => '', 1353 => ' ', 1354 => 'Oh, that? That was nothing.', 1355 => '', 1356 => ' ', 1357 => 'Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...', 1358 => '', 1359 => ' ', 1360 => 'This can't possibly work.', 1361 => '', 1362 => ' ', 1363 => 'He's all set to go.', 1364 => 'We may as well try it.', 1365 => '', 1366 => ' ', 1367 => 'OK, Dave, pull the chute.', 1368 => '', 1369 => ' ', 1370 => '- Sounds amazing.', 1371 => '- It was amazing!', 1372 => '', 1373 => ' ', 1374 => 'It was the scariest,', 1375 => 'happiest moment of my life.', 1376 => '', 1377 => ' ', 1378 => 'Humans! I can't believe', 1379 => 'you were with humans!', 1380 => '', 1381 => ' ', 1382 => 'Giant, scary humans!', 1383 => 'What were they like?', 1384 => '', 1385 => ' ', 1386 => 'Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.', 1387 => '', 1388 => ' ', 1389 => 'They eat crazy giant things.', 1390 => 'They drive crazy.', 1391 => '', 1392 => ' ', 1393 => '- Do they try and kill you, like on TV?', 1394 => '- Some of them. But some of them don't.', 1395 => '', 1396 => ' ', 1397 => '- How'd you get back?', 1398 => '- Poodle.', 1399 => '', 1400 => ' ', 1401 => 'You did it, and I'm glad. You saw', 1402 => 'whatever you wanted to see.', 1403 => '', 1404 => ' ', 1405 => 'You had your "experience." Now you', 1406 => 'can pick out yourjob and be normal.', 1407 => '', 1408 => ' ', 1409 => '- Well...', 1410 => '- Well?', 1411 => '', 1412 => ' ', 1413 => 'Well, I met someone.', 1414 => '', 1415 => ' ', 1416 => 'You did? Was she Bee-ish?', 1417 => '', 1418 => ' ', 1419 => '- A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!', 1420 => '- No, no, no, not a wasp.', 1421 => '', 1422 => ' ', 1423 => '- Spider?', 1424 => '- I'm not attracted to spiders.', 1425 => '', 1426 => ' ', 1427 => 'I know it's the hottest thing,', 1428 => 'with the eight legs and all.', 1429 => '', 1430 => ' ', 1431 => 'I can't get by that face.', 1432 => '', 1433 => ' ', 1434 => 'So who is she?', 1435 => '', 1436 => ' ', 1437 => 'She's... human.', 1438 => '', 1439 => ' ', 1440 => 'No, no. That's a bee law.', 1441 => 'You wouldn't break a bee law.', 1442 => '', 1443 => ' ', 1444 => '- Her name's Vanessa.', 1445 => '- Oh, boy.', 1446 => '', 1447 => ' ', 1448 => 'She's so nice. And she's a florist!', 1449 => '', 1450 => ' ', 1451 => 'Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!', 1452 => '', 1453 => ' ', 1454 => 'We're not dating.', 1455 => '', 1456 => ' ', 1457 => 'You're flying outside the hive, talking', 1458 => 'to humans that attack our homes', 1459 => '', 1460 => ' ', 1461 => 'with power washers and M-80s!', 1462 => 'One-eighth a stick of dynamite!', 1463 => '', 1464 => ' ', 1465 => 'She saved my life!', 1466 => 'And she understands me.', 1467 => '', 1468 => ' ', 1469 => 'This is over!', 1470 => '', 1471 => ' ', 1472 => 'Eat this.', 1473 => '', 1474 => ' ', 1475 => 'This is not over! What was that?', 1476 => '', 1477 => ' ', 1478 => '- They call it a crumb.', 1479 => '- It was so stingin' stripey!', 1480 => '', 1481 => ' ', 1482 => 'And that's not what they eat.', 1483 => 'That's what falls off what they eat!', 1484 => '', 1485 => ' ', 1486 => '- You know what a Oinnabon is?', 1487 => '- No.', 1488 => '', 1489 => ' ', 1490 => 'It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.', 1491 => 'They heat it up...', 1492 => '', 1493 => ' ', 1494 => 'Sit down!', 1495 => '', 1496 => ' ', 1497 => '...really hot!', 1498 => '- Listen to me!', 1499 => '', 1500 => ' ', 1501 => 'We are not them! We're us.', 1502 => 'There's us and there's them!', 1503 => '', 1504 => ' ', 1505 => 'Yes, but who can deny', 1506 => 'the heart that is yearning?', 1507 => '', 1508 => ' ', 1509 => 'There's no yearning.', 1510 => 'Stop yearning. Listen to me!', 1511 => '', 1512 => ' ', 1513 => 'You have got to start thinking bee,', 1514 => 'my friend. Thinking bee!', 1515 => '', 1516 => ' ', 1517 => '- Thinking bee.', 1518 => '- Thinking bee.', 1519 => '', 1520 => ' ', 1521 => 'Thinking bee! Thinking bee!', 1522 => 'Thinking bee! Thinking bee!', 1523 => '', 1524 => ' ', 1525 => 'There he is. He's in the pool.', 1526 => '', 1527 => ' ', 1528 => 'You know what your problem is, Barry?', 1529 => '', 1530 => ' ', 1531 => 'I gotta start thinking bee?', 1532 => '', 1533 => ' ', 1534 => 'How much longer will this go on?', 1535 => '', 1536 => ' ', 1537 => 'It's been three days!', 1538 => 'Why aren't you working?', 1539 => '', 1540 => ' ', 1541 => 'I've got a lot of big life decisions', 1542 => 'to think about.', 1543 => '', 1544 => ' ', 1545 => 'What life? You have no life!', 1546 => 'You have no job. You're barely a bee!', 1547 => '', 1548 => ' ', 1549 => 'Would it kill you', 1550 => 'to make a little honey?', 1551 => '', 1552 => ' ', 1553 => 'Barry, come out.', 1554 => 'Your father's talking to you.', 1555 => '', 1556 => ' ', 1557 => 'Martin, would you talk to him?', 1558 => '', 1559 => ' ', 1560 => 'Barry, I'm talking to you!', 1561 => '', 1562 => ' ', 1563 => 'You coming?', 1564 => '', 1565 => ' ', 1566 => 'Got everything?', 1567 => '', 1568 => ' ', 1569 => 'All set!', 1570 => '', 1571 => ' ', 1572 => 'Go ahead. I'll catch up.', 1573 => '', 1574 => ' ', 1575 => 'Don't be too long.', 1576 => '', 1577 => ' ', 1578 => 'Watch this!', 1579 => '', 1580 => ' ', 1581 => 'Vanessa!', 1582 => '', 1583 => ' ', 1584 => '- We're still here.', 1585 => '- I told you not to yell at him.', 1586 => '', 1587 => ' ', 1588 => 'He doesn't respond to yelling!', 1589 => '', 1590 => ' ', 1591 => '- Then why yell at me?', 1592 => '- Because you don't listen!', 1593 => '', 1594 => ' ', 1595 => 'I'm not listening to this.', 1596 => '', 1597 => ' ', 1598 => 'Sorry, I've gotta go.', 1599 => '', 1600 => ' ', 1601 => '- Where are you going?', 1602 => '- I'm meeting a friend.', 1603 => '', 1604 => ' ', 1605 => 'A girl? Is this why you can't decide?', 1606 => '', 1607 => ' ', 1608 => 'Bye.', 1609 => '', 1610 => ' ', 1611 => 'I just hope she's Bee-ish.', 1612 => '', 1613 => ' ', 1614 => 'They have a huge parade', 1615 => 'of flowers every year in Pasadena?', 1616 => '', 1617 => ' ', 1618 => 'To be in the Tournament of Roses,', 1619 => 'that's every florist's dream!', 1620 => '', 1621 => ' ', 1622 => 'Up on a float, surrounded', 1623 => 'by flowers, crowds cheering.', 1624 => '', 1625 => ' ', 1626 => 'A tournament. Do the roses', 1627 => 'compete in athletic events?', 1628 => '', 1629 => ' ', 1630 => 'No. All right, I've got one.', 1631 => 'How come you don't fly everywhere?', 1632 => '', 1633 => ' ', 1634 => 'It's exhausting. Why don't you', 1635 => 'run everywhere? It's faster.', 1636 => '', 1637 => ' ', 1638 => 'Yeah, OK, I see, I see.', 1639 => 'All right, your turn.', 1640 => '', 1641 => ' ', 1642 => 'TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?', 1643 => 'That's insane!', 1644 => '', 1645 => ' ', 1646 => 'You don't have that?', 1647 => '', 1648 => ' ', 1649 => 'We have Hivo, but it's a disease.', 1650 => 'It's a horrible, horrible disease.', 1651 => '', 1652 => ' ', 1653 => 'Oh, my.', 1654 => '', 1655 => ' ', 1656 => 'Dumb bees!', 1657 => '', 1658 => ' ', 1659 => 'You must want to sting all those jerks.', 1660 => '', 1661 => ' ', 1662 => 'We try not to sting.', 1663 => 'It's usually fatal for us.', 1664 => '', 1665 => ' ', 1666 => 'So you have to watch your temper.', 1667 => '', 1668 => ' ', 1669 => 'Very carefully.', 1670 => 'You kick a wall, take a walk,', 1671 => '', 1672 => ' ', 1673 => 'write an angry letter and throw it out.', 1674 => 'Work through it like any emotion:', 1675 => '', 1676 => ' ', 1677 => 'Anger, jealousy, lust.', 1678 => '', 1679 => ' ', 1680 => 'Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?', 1681 => '', 1682 => ' ', 1683 => 'Yeah.', 1684 => '', 1685 => ' ', 1686 => '- What is wrong with you?!', 1687 => '- It's a bug.', 1688 => '', 1689 => ' ', 1690 => 'He's not bothering anybody.', 1691 => 'Get out of here, you creep!', 1692 => '', 1693 => ' ', 1694 => 'What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?', 1695 => '', 1696 => ' ', 1697 => 'Yeah, it was. How did you know?', 1698 => '', 1699 => ' ', 1700 => 'It felt like about 10 pages.', 1701 => 'Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.', 1702 => '', 1703 => ' ', 1704 => 'You've really got that', 1705 => 'down to a science.', 1706 => '', 1707 => ' ', 1708 => '- I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.', 1709 => '- I'll bet.', 1710 => '', 1711 => ' ', 1712 => 'What in the name', 1713 => 'of Mighty Hercules is this?', 1714 => '', 1715 => ' ', 1716 => 'How did this get here?', 1717 => 'Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,', 1718 => '', 1719 => ' ', 1720 => 'Ray Liotta Private Select?', 1721 => '', 1722 => ' ', 1723 => '- Is he that actor?', 1724 => '- I never heard of him.', 1725 => '', 1726 => ' ', 1727 => '- Why is this here?', 1728 => '- For people. We eat it.', 1729 => '', 1730 => ' ', 1731 => 'You don't have', 1732 => 'enough food of your own?', 1733 => '', 1734 => ' ', 1735 => '- Well, yes.', 1736 => '- How do you get it?', 1737 => '', 1738 => ' ', 1739 => '- Bees make it.', 1740 => '- I know who makes it!', 1741 => '', 1742 => ' ', 1743 => 'And it's hard to make it!', 1744 => '', 1745 => ' ', 1746 => 'There's heating, cooling, stirring.', 1747 => 'You need a whole Krelman thing!', 1748 => '', 1749 => ' ', 1750 => '- It's organic.', 1751 => '- It's our-ganic!', 1752 => '', 1753 => ' ', 1754 => 'It's just honey, Barry.', 1755 => '', 1756 => ' ', 1757 => 'Just what?!', 1758 => '', 1759 => ' ', 1760 => 'Bees don't know about this!', 1761 => 'This is stealing! A lot of stealing!', 1762 => '', 1763 => ' ', 1764 => 'You've taken our homes, schools,', 1765 => 'hospitals! This is all we have!', 1766 => '', 1767 => ' ', 1768 => 'And it's on sale?!', 1769 => 'I'm getting to the bottom of this.', 1770 => '', 1771 => ' ', 1772 => 'I'm getting to the bottom', 1773 => 'of all of this!', 1774 => '', 1775 => ' ', 1776 => 'Hey, Hector.', 1777 => '', 1778 => ' ', 1779 => '- You almost done?', 1780 => '- Almost.', 1781 => '', 1782 => ' ', 1783 => 'He is here. I sense it.', 1784 => '', 1785 => ' ', 1786 => 'Well, I guess I'll go home now', 1787 => '', 1788 => ' ', 1789 => 'and just leave this nice honey out,', 1790 => 'with no one around.', 1791 => '', 1792 => ' ', 1793 => 'You're busted, box boy!', 1794 => '', 1795 => ' ', 1796 => 'I knew I heard something.', 1797 => 'So you can talk!', 1798 => '', 1799 => ' ', 1800 => 'I can talk.', 1801 => 'And now you'll start talking!', 1802 => '', 1803 => ' ', 1804 => 'Where you getting the sweet stuff?', 1805 => 'Who's your supplier?', 1806 => '', 1807 => ' ', 1808 => 'I don't understand.', 1809 => 'I thought we were friends.', 1810 => '', 1811 => ' ', 1812 => 'The last thing we want', 1813 => 'to do is upset bees!', 1814 => '', 1815 => ' ', 1816 => 'You're too late! It's ours now!', 1817 => '', 1818 => ' ', 1819 => 'You, sir, have crossed', 1820 => 'the wrong sword!', 1821 => '', 1822 => ' ', 1823 => 'You, sir, will be lunch', 1824 => 'for my iguana, Ignacio!', 1825 => '', 1826 => ' ', 1827 => 'Where is the honey coming from?', 1828 => '', 1829 => ' ', 1830 => 'Tell me where!', 1831 => '', 1832 => ' ', 1833 => 'Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!', 1834 => '', 1835 => ' ', 1836 => 'Orazy person!', 1837 => '', 1838 => ' ', 1839 => 'What horrible thing has happened here?', 1840 => '', 1841 => ' ', 1842 => 'These faces, they never knew', 1843 => 'what hit them. And now', 1844 => '', 1845 => ' ', 1846 => 'they're on the road to nowhere!', 1847 => '', 1848 => ' ', 1849 => 'Just keep still.', 1850 => '', 1851 => ' ', 1852 => 'What? You're not dead?', 1853 => '', 1854 => ' ', 1855 => 'Do I look dead? They will wipe anything', 1856 => 'that moves. Where you headed?', 1857 => '', 1858 => ' ', 1859 => 'To Honey Farms.', 1860 => 'I am onto something huge here.', 1861 => '', 1862 => ' ', 1863 => 'I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,', 1864 => 'crazy stuff. Blows your head off!', 1865 => '', 1866 => ' ', 1867 => 'I'm going to Tacoma.', 1868 => '', 1869 => ' ', 1870 => '- And you?', 1871 => '- He really is dead.', 1872 => '', 1873 => ' ', 1874 => 'All right.', 1875 => '', 1876 => ' ', 1877 => 'Uh-oh!', 1878 => '', 1879 => ' ', 1880 => '- What is that?!', 1881 => '- Oh, no!', 1882 => '', 1883 => ' ', 1884 => '- A wiper! Triple blade!', 1885 => '- Triple blade?', 1886 => '', 1887 => ' ', 1888 => 'Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!', 1889 => '', 1890 => ' ', 1891 => 'Why does everything have', 1892 => 'to be so doggone clean?!', 1893 => '', 1894 => ' ', 1895 => 'How much do you people need to see?!', 1896 => '', 1897 => ' ', 1898 => 'Open your eyes!', 1899 => 'Stick your head out the window!', 1900 => '', 1901 => ' ', 1902 => 'From NPR News in Washington,', 1903 => 'I'm Oarl Kasell.', 1904 => '', 1905 => ' ', 1906 => 'But don't kill no more bugs!', 1907 => '', 1908 => ' ', 1909 => '- Bee!', 1910 => '- Moose blood guy!!', 1911 => '', 1912 => ' ', 1913 => '- You hear something?', 1914 => '- Like what?', 1915 => '', 1916 => ' ', 1917 => 'Like tiny screaming.', 1918 => '', 1919 => ' ', 1920 => 'Turn off the radio.', 1921 => '', 1922 => ' ', 1923 => 'Whassup, bee boy?', 1924 => '', 1925 => ' ', 1926 => 'Hey, Blood.', 1927 => '', 1928 => ' ', 1929 => 'Just a row of honey jars,', 1930 => 'as far as the eye could see.', 1931 => '', 1932 => ' ', 1933 => 'Wow!', 1934 => '', 1935 => ' ', 1936 => 'I assume wherever this truck goes', 1937 => 'is where they're getting it.', 1938 => '', 1939 => ' ', 1940 => 'I mean, that honey's ours.', 1941 => '', 1942 => ' ', 1943 => '- Bees hang tight.', 1944 => '- We're all jammed in.', 1945 => '', 1946 => ' ', 1947 => 'It's a close community.', 1948 => '', 1949 => ' ', 1950 => 'Not us, man. We on our own.', 1951 => 'Every mosquito on his own.', 1952 => '', 1953 => ' ', 1954 => '- What if you get in trouble?', 1955 => '- You a mosquito, you in trouble.', 1956 => '', 1957 => ' ', 1958 => 'Nobody likes us. They just smack.', 1959 => 'See a mosquito, smack, smack!', 1960 => '', 1961 => ' ', 1962 => 'At least you're out in the world.', 1963 => 'You must meet girls.', 1964 => '', 1965 => ' ', 1966 => 'Mosquito girls try to trade up,', 1967 => 'get with a moth, dragonfly.', 1968 => '', 1969 => ' ', 1970 => 'Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.', 1971 => '', 1972 => ' ', 1973 => 'You got to be kidding me!', 1974 => '', 1975 => ' ', 1976 => 'Mooseblood's about to leave', 1977 => 'the building! So long, bee!', 1978 => '', 1979 => ' ', 1980 => '- Hey, guys!', 1981 => '- Mooseblood!', 1982 => '', 1983 => ' ', 1984 => 'I knew I'd catch y'all down here.', 1985 => 'Did you bring your crazy straw?', 1986 => '', 1987 => ' ', 1988 => 'We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,', 1989 => 'and it's pretty much pure profit.', 1990 => '', 1991 => ' ', 1992 => 'What is this place?', 1993 => '', 1994 => ' ', 1995 => 'A bee's got a brain', 1996 => 'the size of a pinhead.', 1997 => '', 1998 => ' ', 1999 => 'They are pinheads!', 2000 => '', 2001 => ' ', 2002 => 'Pinhead.', 2003 => '', 2004 => ' ', 2005 => '- Oheck out the new smoker.', 2006 => '- Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.', 2007 => '', 2008 => ' ', 2009 => 'The Thomas 3000!', 2010 => '', 2011 => ' ', 2012 => 'Smoker?', 2013 => '', 2014 => ' ', 2015 => 'Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.', 2016 => 'Twice the nicotine, all the tar.', 2017 => '', 2018 => ' ', 2019 => 'A couple breaths of this', 2020 => 'knocks them right out.', 2021 => '', 2022 => ' ', 2023 => 'They make the honey,', 2024 => 'and we make the money.', 2025 => '', 2026 => ' ', 2027 => '"They make the honey,', 2028 => 'and we make the money"?', 2029 => '', 2030 => ' ', 2031 => 'Oh, my!', 2032 => '', 2033 => ' ', 2034 => 'What's going on? Are you OK?', 2035 => '', 2036 => ' ', 2037 => 'Yeah. It doesn't last too long.', 2038 => '', 2039 => ' ', 2040 => 'Do you know you're', 2041 => 'in a fake hive with fake walls?', 2042 => '', 2043 => ' ', 2044 => 'Our queen was moved here.', 2045 => 'We had no choice.', 2046 => '', 2047 => ' ', 2048 => 'This is your queen?', 2049 => 'That's a man in women's clothes!', 2050 => '', 2051 => ' ', 2052 => 'That's a drag queen!', 2053 => '', 2054 => ' ', 2055 => 'What is this?', 2056 => '', 2057 => ' ', 2058 => 'Oh, no!', 2059 => '', 2060 => ' ', 2061 => 'There's hundreds of them!', 2062 => '', 2063 => ' ', 2064 => 'Bee honey.', 2065 => '', 2066 => ' ', 2067 => 'Our honey is being brazenly stolen', 2068 => 'on a massive scale!', 2069 => '', 2070 => ' ', 2071 => 'This is worse than anything bears', 2072 => 'have done! I intend to do something.', 2073 => '', 2074 => ' ', 2075 => 'Oh, Barry, stop.', 2076 => '', 2077 => ' ', 2078 => 'Who told you humans are taking', 2079 => 'our honey? That's a rumor.', 2080 => '', 2081 => ' ', 2082 => 'Do these look like rumors?', 2083 => '', 2084 => ' ', 2085 => 'That's a conspiracy theory.', 2086 => 'These are obviously doctored photos.', 2087 => '', 2088 => ' ', 2089 => 'How did you get mixed up in this?', 2090 => '', 2091 => ' ', 2092 => 'He's been talking to humans.', 2093 => '', 2094 => ' ', 2095 => '- What?', 2096 => '- Talking to humans?!', 2097 => '', 2098 => ' ', 2099 => 'He has a human girlfriend.', 2100 => 'And they make out!', 2101 => '', 2102 => ' ', 2103 => 'Make out? Barry!', 2104 => '', 2105 => ' ', 2106 => 'We do not.', 2107 => '', 2108 => ' ', 2109 => '- You wish you could.', 2110 => '- Whose side are you on?', 2111 => '', 2112 => ' ', 2113 => 'The bees!', 2114 => '', 2115 => ' ', 2116 => 'I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.', 2117 => 'Those crazy legs kept me up all night.', 2118 => '', 2119 => ' ', 2120 => 'Barry, this is what you want', 2121 => 'to do with your life?', 2122 => '', 2123 => ' ', 2124 => 'I want to do it for all our lives.', 2125 => 'Nobody works harder than bees!', 2126 => '', 2127 => ' ', 2128 => 'Dad, I remember you', 2129 => 'coming home so overworked', 2130 => '', 2131 => ' ', 2132 => 'your hands were still stirring.', 2133 => 'You couldn't stop.', 2134 => '', 2135 => ' ', 2136 => 'I remember that.', 2137 => '', 2138 => ' ', 2139 => 'What right do they have to our honey?', 2140 => '', 2141 => ' ', 2142 => 'We live on two cups a year. They put it', 2143 => 'in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!', 2144 => '', 2145 => ' ', 2146 => 'Even if it's true, what can one bee do?', 2147 => '', 2148 => ' ', 2149 => 'Sting them where it really hurts.', 2150 => '', 2151 => ' ', 2152 => 'In the face! The eye!', 2153 => '', 2154 => ' ', 2155 => '- That would hurt.', 2156 => '- No.', 2157 => '', 2158 => ' ', 2159 => 'Up the nose? That's a killer.', 2160 => '', 2161 => ' ', 2162 => 'There's only one place you can sting', 2163 => 'the humans, one place where it matters.', 2164 => '', 2165 => ' ', 2166 => 'Hive at Five, the hive's only', 2167 => 'full-hour action news source.', 2168 => '', 2169 => ' ', 2170 => 'No more bee beards!', 2171 => '', 2172 => ' ', 2173 => 'With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.', 2174 => '', 2175 => ' ', 2176 => 'Weather with Storm Stinger.', 2177 => '', 2178 => ' ', 2179 => 'Sports with Buzz Larvi.', 2180 => '', 2181 => ' ', 2182 => 'And Jeanette Ohung.', 2183 => '', 2184 => ' ', 2185 => '- Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.', 2186 => '- And I'm Jeanette Ohung.', 2187 => '', 2188 => ' ', 2189 => 'A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,', 2190 => '', 2191 => ' ', 2192 => 'intends to sue the human race', 2193 => 'for stealing our honey,', 2194 => '', 2195 => ' ', 2196 => 'packaging it and profiting', 2197 => 'from it illegally!', 2198 => '', 2199 => ' ', 2200 => 'Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,', 2201 => '', 2202 => ' ', 2203 => 'we'll have three former queens here in', 2204 => 'our studio, discussing their new book,', 2205 => '', 2206 => ' ', 2207 => 'Olassy Ladies,', 2208 => 'out this week on Hexagon.', 2209 => '', 2210 => ' ', 2211 => 'Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.', 2212 => '', 2213 => ' ', 2214 => 'Did you ever think, "I'm a kid', 2215 => 'from the hive. I can't do this"?', 2216 => '', 2217 => ' ', 2218 => 'Bees have never been afraid', 2219 => 'to change the world.', 2220 => '', 2221 => ' ', 2222 => 'What about Bee Oolumbus?', 2223 => 'Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?', 2224 => '', 2225 => ' ', 2226 => 'Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.', 2227 => '', 2228 => ' ', 2229 => 'We were thinking', 2230 => 'of stickball or candy stores.', 2231 => '', 2232 => ' ', 2233 => 'How old are you?', 2234 => '', 2235 => ' ', 2236 => 'The bee community', 2237 => 'is supporting you in this case,', 2238 => '', 2239 => ' ', 2240 => 'which will be the trial', 2241 => 'of the bee century.', 2242 => '', 2243 => ' ', 2244 => 'You know, they have a Larry King', 2245 => 'in the human world too.', 2246 => '', 2247 => ' ', 2248 => 'It's a common name. Next week...', 2249 => '', 2250 => ' ', 2251 => 'He looks like you and has a show', 2252 => 'and suspenders and colored dots...', 2253 => '', 2254 => ' ', 2255 => 'Next week...', 2256 => '', 2257 => ' ', 2258 => 'Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the', 2259 => 'guest even though you just heard 'em.', 2260 => '', 2261 => ' ', 2262 => 'Bear Week next week!', 2263 => 'They're scary, hairy and here live.', 2264 => '', 2265 => ' ', 2266 => 'Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,', 2267 => 'squinty eyes, very Jewish.', 2268 => '', 2269 => ' ', 2270 => 'In tennis, you attack', 2271 => 'at the point of weakness!', 2272 => '', 2273 => ' ', 2274 => 'It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.', 2275 => '', 2276 => ' ', 2277 => 'Honey, her backhand's a joke!', 2278 => 'I'm not gonna take advantage of that?', 2279 => '', 2280 => ' ', 2281 => 'Quiet, please.', 2282 => 'Actual work going on here.', 2283 => '', 2284 => ' ', 2285 => '- Is that that same bee?', 2286 => '- Yes, it is!', 2287 => '', 2288 => ' ', 2289 => 'I'm helping him sue the human race.', 2290 => '', 2291 => ' ', 2292 => '- Hello.', 2293 => '- Hello, bee.', 2294 => '', 2295 => ' ', 2296 => 'This is Ken.', 2297 => '', 2298 => ' ', 2299 => 'Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size', 2300 => 'ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.', 2301 => '', 2302 => ' ', 2303 => 'Why does he talk again?', 2304 => '', 2305 => ' ', 2306 => 'Listen, you better go', 2307 => ''cause we're really busy working.', 2308 => '', 2309 => ' ', 2310 => 'But it's our yogurt night!', 2311 => '', 2312 => ' ', 2313 => 'Bye-bye.', 2314 => '', 2315 => ' ', 2316 => 'Why is yogurt night so difficult?!', 2317 => '', 2318 => ' ', 2319 => 'You poor thing.', 2320 => 'You two have been at this for hours!', 2321 => '', 2322 => ' ', 2323 => 'Yes, and Adam here', 2324 => 'has been a huge help.', 2325 => '', 2326 => ' ', 2327 => '- Frosting...', 2328 => '- How many sugars?', 2329 => '', 2330 => ' ', 2331 => 'Just one. I try not', 2332 => 'to use the competition.', 2333 => '', 2334 => ' ', 2335 => 'So why are you helping me?', 2336 => '', 2337 => ' ', 2338 => 'Bees have good qualities.', 2339 => '', 2340 => ' ', 2341 => 'And it takes my mind off the shop.', 2342 => '', 2343 => ' ', 2344 => 'Instead of flowers, people', 2345 => 'are giving balloon bouquets now.', 2346 => '', 2347 => ' ', 2348 => 'Those are great, if you're three.', 2349 => '', 2350 => ' ', 2351 => 'And artificial flowers.', 2352 => '', 2353 => ' ', 2354 => '- Oh, those just get me psychotic!', 2355 => '- Yeah, me too.', 2356 => '', 2357 => ' ', 2358 => 'Bent stingers, pointless pollination.', 2359 => '', 2360 => ' ', 2361 => 'Bees must hate those fake things!', 2362 => '', 2363 => ' ', 2364 => 'Nothing worse', 2365 => 'than a daffodil that's had work done.', 2366 => '', 2367 => ' ', 2368 => 'Maybe this could make up', 2369 => 'for it a little bit.', 2370 => '', 2371 => ' ', 2372 => '- This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.', 2373 => '- I guess.', 2374 => '', 2375 => ' ', 2376 => 'You sure you want to go through with it?', 2377 => '', 2378 => ' ', 2379 => 'Am I sure? When I'm done with', 2380 => 'the humans, they won't be able', 2381 => '', 2382 => ' ', 2383 => 'to say, "Honey, I'm home,"', 2384 => 'without paying a royalty!', 2385 => '', 2386 => ' ', 2387 => 'It's an incredible scene', 2388 => 'here in downtown Manhattan,', 2389 => '', 2390 => ' ', 2391 => 'where the world anxiously waits,', 2392 => 'because for the first time in history,', 2393 => '', 2394 => ' ', 2395 => 'we will hear for ourselves', 2396 => 'if a honeybee can actually speak.', 2397 => '', 2398 => ' ', 2399 => 'What have we gotten into here, Barry?', 2400 => '', 2401 => ' ', 2402 => 'It's pretty big, isn't it?', 2403 => '', 2404 => ' ', 2405 => 'I can't believe how many humans', 2406 => 'don't work during the day.', 2407 => '', 2408 => ' ', 2409 => 'You think billion-dollar multinational', 2410 => 'food companies have good lawyers?', 2411 => '', 2412 => ' ', 2413 => 'Everybody needs to stay', 2414 => 'behind the barricade.', 2415 => '', 2416 => ' ', 2417 => '- What's the matter?', 2418 => '- I don't know, I just got a chill.', 2419 => '', 2420 => ' ', 2421 => 'Well, if it isn't the bee team.', 2422 => '', 2423 => ' ', 2424 => 'You boys work on this?', 2425 => '', 2426 => ' ', 2427 => 'All rise! The Honorable', 2428 => 'Judge Bumbleton presiding.', 2429 => '', 2430 => ' ', 2431 => 'All right. Oase number 4475,', 2432 => '', 2433 => ' ', 2434 => 'Superior Oourt of New York,', 2435 => 'Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry', 2436 => '', 2437 => ' ', 2438 => 'is now in session.', 2439 => '', 2440 => ' ', 2441 => 'Mr. Montgomery, you're representing', 2442 => 'the five food companies collectively?', 2443 => '', 2444 => ' ', 2445 => 'A privilege.', 2446 => '', 2447 => ' ', 2448 => 'Mr. Benson... you're representing', 2449 => 'all the bees of the world?', 2450 => '', 2451 => ' ', 2452 => 'I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,', 2453 => 'we're ready to proceed.', 2454 => '', 2455 => ' ', 2456 => 'Mr. Montgomery,', 2457 => 'your opening statement, please.', 2458 => '', 2459 => ' ', 2460 => 'Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,', 2461 => '', 2462 => ' ', 2463 => 'my grandmother was a simple woman.', 2464 => '', 2465 => ' ', 2466 => 'Born on a farm, she believed', 2467 => 'it was man's divine right', 2468 => '', 2469 => ' ', 2470 => 'to benefit from the bounty', 2471 => 'of nature God put before us.', 2472 => '', 2473 => ' ', 2474 => 'If we lived in the topsy-turvy world', 2475 => 'Mr. Benson imagines,', 2476 => '', 2477 => ' ', 2478 => 'just think of what would it mean.', 2479 => '', 2480 => ' ', 2481 => 'I would have to negotiate', 2482 => 'with the silkworm', 2483 => '', 2484 => ' ', 2485 => 'for the elastic in my britches!', 2486 => '', 2487 => ' ', 2488 => 'Talking bee!', 2489 => '', 2490 => ' ', 2491 => 'How do we know this isn't some sort of', 2492 => '', 2493 => ' ', 2494 => 'holographic motion-picture-capture', 2495 => 'Hollywood wizardry?', 2496 => '', 2497 => ' ', 2498 => 'They could be using laser beams!', 2499 => '', 2500 => ' ', 2501 => 'Robotics! Ventriloquism!', 2502 => 'Oloning! For all we know,', 2503 => '', 2504 => ' ', 2505 => 'he could be on steroids!', 2506 => '', 2507 => ' ', 2508 => 'Mr. Benson?', 2509 => '', 2510 => ' ', 2511 => 'Ladies and gentlemen,', 2512 => 'there's no trickery here.', 2513 => '', 2514 => ' ', 2515 => 'I'm just an ordinary bee.', 2516 => 'Honey's pretty important to me.', 2517 => '', 2518 => ' ', 2519 => 'It's important to all bees.', 2520 => 'We invented it!', 2521 => '', 2522 => ' ', 2523 => 'We make it. And we protect it', 2524 => 'with our lives.', 2525 => '', 2526 => ' ', 2527 => 'Unfortunately, there are', 2528 => 'some people in this room', 2529 => '', 2530 => ' ', 2531 => 'who think they can take it from us', 2532 => '', 2533 => ' ', 2534 => ''cause we're the little guys!', 2535 => 'I'm hoping that, after this is all over,', 2536 => '', 2537 => ' ', 2538 => 'you'll see how, by taking our honey,', 2539 => 'you not only take everything we have', 2540 => '', 2541 => ' ', 2542 => 'but everything we are!', 2543 => '', 2544 => ' ', 2545 => 'I wish he'd dress like that', 2546 => 'all the time. So nice!', 2547 => '', 2548 => ' ', 2549 => 'Oall your first witness.', 2550 => '', 2551 => ' ', 2552 => 'So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden', 2553 => 'of Honey Farms, big company you have.', 2554 => '', 2555 => ' ', 2556 => 'I suppose so.', 2557 => '', 2558 => ' ', 2559 => 'I see you also own', 2560 => 'Honeyburton and Honron!', 2561 => '', 2562 => ' ', 2563 => 'Yes, they provide beekeepers', 2564 => 'for our farms.', 2565 => '', 2566 => ' ', 2567 => 'Beekeeper. I find that', 2568 => 'to be a very disturbing term.', 2569 => '', 2570 => ' ', 2571 => 'I don't imagine you employ', 2572 => 'any bee-free-ers, do you?', 2573 => '', 2574 => ' ', 2575 => '- No.', 2576 => '- I couldn't hear you.', 2577 => '', 2578 => ' ', 2579 => '- No.', 2580 => '- No.', 2581 => '', 2582 => ' ', 2583 => 'Because you don't free bees.', 2584 => 'You keep bees. Not only that,', 2585 => '', 2586 => ' ', 2587 => 'it seems you thought a bear would be', 2588 => 'an appropriate image for a jar of honey.', 2589 => '', 2590 => ' ', 2591 => 'They're very lovable creatures.', 2592 => '', 2593 => ' ', 2594 => 'Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.', 2595 => '', 2596 => ' ', 2597 => 'You mean like this?', 2598 => '', 2599 => ' ', 2600 => 'Bears kill bees!', 2601 => '', 2602 => ' ', 2603 => 'How'd you like his head crashing', 2604 => 'through your living room?!', 2605 => '', 2606 => ' ', 2607 => 'Biting into your couch!', 2608 => 'Spitting out your throw pillows!', 2609 => '', 2610 => ' ', 2611 => 'OK, that's enough. Take him away.', 2612 => '', 2613 => ' ', 2614 => 'So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.', 2615 => 'Your name intrigues me.', 2616 => '', 2617 => ' ', 2618 => '- Where have I heard it before?', 2619 => '- I was with a band called The Police.', 2620 => '', 2621 => ' ', 2622 => 'But you've never been', 2623 => 'a police officer, have you?', 2624 => '', 2625 => ' ', 2626 => 'No, I haven't.', 2627 => '', 2628 => ' ', 2629 => 'No, you haven't. And so here', 2630 => 'we have yet another example', 2631 => '', 2632 => ' ', 2633 => 'of bee culture casually', 2634 => 'stolen by a human', 2635 => '', 2636 => ' ', 2637 => 'for nothing more than', 2638 => 'a prance-about stage name.', 2639 => '', 2640 => ' ', 2641 => 'Oh, please.', 2642 => '', 2643 => ' ', 2644 => 'Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?', 2645 => '', 2646 => ' ', 2647 => 'Because I'm feeling', 2648 => 'a little stung, Sting.', 2649 => '', 2650 => ' ', 2651 => 'Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!', 2652 => '', 2653 => ' ', 2654 => 'That's not his real name?! You idiots!', 2655 => '', 2656 => ' ', 2657 => 'Mr. Liotta, first,', 2658 => 'belated congratulations on', 2659 => '', 2660 => ' ', 2661 => 'your Emmy win for a guest spot', 2662 => 'on ER in 2005.', 2663 => '', 2664 => ' ', 2665 => 'Thank you. Thank you.', 2666 => '', 2667 => ' ', 2668 => 'I see from your resume', 2669 => 'that you're devilishly handsome', 2670 => '', 2671 => ' ', 2672 => 'with a churning inner turmoil', 2673 => 'that's ready to blow.', 2674 => '', 2675 => ' ', 2676 => 'I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?', 2677 => '', 2678 => ' ', 2679 => 'Not yet it isn't. But is this', 2680 => 'what it's come to for you?', 2681 => '', 2682 => ' ', 2683 => 'Exploiting tiny, helpless bees', 2684 => 'so you don't', 2685 => '', 2686 => ' ', 2687 => 'have to rehearse', 2688 => 'your part and learn your lines, sir?', 2689 => '', 2690 => ' ', 2691 => 'Watch it, Benson!', 2692 => 'I could blow right now!', 2693 => '', 2694 => ' ', 2695 => 'This isn't a goodfella.', 2696 => 'This is a badfella!', 2697 => '', 2698 => ' ', 2699 => 'Why doesn't someone just step on', 2700 => 'this creep, and we can all go home?!', 2701 => '', 2702 => ' ', 2703 => '- Order in this court!', 2704 => '- You're all thinking it!', 2705 => '', 2706 => ' ', 2707 => 'Order! Order, I say!', 2708 => '', 2709 => ' ', 2710 => '- Say it!', 2711 => '- Mr. Liotta, please sit down!', 2712 => '', 2713 => ' ', 2714 => 'I think it was awfully nice', 2715 => 'of that bear to pitch in like that.', 2716 => '', 2717 => ' ', 2718 => 'I think the jury's on our side.', 2719 => '', 2720 => ' ', 2721 => 'Are we doing everything right, legally?', 2722 => '', 2723 => ' ', 2724 => 'I'm a florist.', 2725 => '', 2726 => ' ', 2727 => 'Right. Well, here's to a great team.', 2728 => '', 2729 => ' ', 2730 => 'To a great team!', 2731 => '', 2732 => ' ', 2733 => 'Well, hello.', 2734 => '', 2735 => ' ', 2736 => '- Ken!', 2737 => '- Hello.', 2738 => '', 2739 => ' ', 2740 => 'I didn't think you were coming.', 2741 => '', 2742 => ' ', 2743 => 'No, I was just late.', 2744 => 'I tried to call, but... the battery.', 2745 => '', 2746 => ' ', 2747 => 'I didn't want all this to go to waste,', 2748 => 'so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.', 2749 => '', 2750 => ' ', 2751 => 'Oh, that was lucky.', 2752 => '', 2753 => ' ', 2754 => 'There's a little left.', 2755 => 'I could heat it up.', 2756 => '', 2757 => ' ', 2758 => 'Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.', 2759 => '', 2760 => ' ', 2761 => 'So I hear you're quite a tennis player.', 2762 => '', 2763 => ' ', 2764 => 'I'm not much for the game myself.', 2765 => 'The ball's a little grabby.', 2766 => '', 2767 => ' ', 2768 => 'That's where I usually sit.', 2769 => 'Right... there.', 2770 => '', 2771 => ' ', 2772 => 'Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,', 2773 => '', 2774 => ' ', 2775 => 'and he agreed with me that eating with', 2776 => 'chopsticks isn't really a special skill.', 2777 => '', 2778 => ' ', 2779 => 'You think I don't see what you're doing?', 2780 => '', 2781 => ' ', 2782 => 'I know how hard it is to find', 2783 => 'the rightjob. We have that in common.', 2784 => '', 2785 => ' ', 2786 => 'Do we?', 2787 => '', 2788 => ' ', 2789 => 'Bees have 100 percent employment,', 2790 => 'but we do jobs like taking the crud out.', 2791 => '', 2792 => ' ', 2793 => 'That's just what', 2794 => 'I was thinking about doing.', 2795 => '', 2796 => ' ', 2797 => 'Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor', 2798 => 'for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.', 2799 => '', 2800 => ' ', 2801 => 'I'm going to drain the old stinger.', 2802 => '', 2803 => ' ', 2804 => 'Yeah, you do that.', 2805 => '', 2806 => ' ', 2807 => 'Look at that.', 2808 => '', 2809 => ' ', 2810 => 'You know, I've just about had it', 2811 => '', 2812 => ' ', 2813 => 'with your little mind games.', 2814 => '', 2815 => ' ', 2816 => '- What's that?', 2817 => '- Italian Vogue.', 2818 => '', 2819 => ' ', 2820 => 'Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.', 2821 => '', 2822 => ' ', 2823 => 'A lot of ads.', 2824 => '', 2825 => ' ', 2826 => 'Remember what Van said, why is', 2827 => 'your life more valuable than mine?', 2828 => '', 2829 => ' ', 2830 => 'Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!', 2831 => '', 2832 => ' ', 2833 => 'I think something stinks in here!', 2834 => '', 2835 => ' ', 2836 => 'I love the smell of flowers.', 2837 => '', 2838 => ' ', 2839 => 'How do you like the smell of flames?!', 2840 => '', 2841 => ' ', 2842 => 'Not as much.', 2843 => '', 2844 => ' ', 2845 => 'Water bug! Not taking sides!', 2846 => '', 2847 => ' ', 2848 => 'Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!', 2849 => 'This is pathetic!', 2850 => '', 2851 => ' ', 2852 => 'I've got issues!', 2853 => '', 2854 => ' ', 2855 => 'Well, well, well, a royal flush!', 2856 => '', 2857 => ' ', 2858 => '- You're bluffing.', 2859 => '- Am I?', 2860 => '', 2861 => ' ', 2862 => 'Surf's up, dude!', 2863 => '', 2864 => ' ', 2865 => 'Poo water!', 2866 => '', 2867 => ' ', 2868 => 'That bowl is gnarly.', 2869 => '', 2870 => ' ', 2871 => 'Except for those dirty yellow rings!', 2872 => '', 2873 => ' ', 2874 => 'Kenneth! What are you doing?!', 2875 => '', 2876 => ' ', 2877 => 'You know, I don't even like honey!', 2878 => 'I don't eat it!', 2879 => '', 2880 => ' ', 2881 => 'We need to talk!', 2882 => '', 2883 => ' ', 2884 => 'He's just a little bee!', 2885 => '', 2886 => ' ', 2887 => 'And he happens to be', 2888 => 'the nicest bee I've met in a long time!', 2889 => '', 2890 => ' ', 2891 => 'Long time? What are you talking about?!', 2892 => 'Are there other bugs in your life?', 2893 => '', 2894 => ' ', 2895 => 'No, but there are other things bugging', 2896 => 'me in life. And you're one of them!', 2897 => '', 2898 => ' ', 2899 => 'Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...', 2900 => '', 2901 => ' ', 2902 => 'My nerves are fried from riding', 2903 => 'on this emotional roller coaster!', 2904 => '', 2905 => ' ', 2906 => 'Goodbye, Ken.', 2907 => '', 2908 => ' ', 2909 => 'And for your information,', 2910 => '', 2911 => ' ', 2912 => 'I prefer sugar-free, artificial', 2913 => 'sweeteners made by man!', 2914 => '', 2915 => ' ', 2916 => 'I'm sorry about all that.', 2917 => '', 2918 => ' ', 2919 => 'I know it's got', 2920 => 'an aftertaste! I like it!', 2921 => '', 2922 => ' ', 2923 => 'I always felt there was some kind', 2924 => 'of barrier between Ken and me.', 2925 => '', 2926 => ' ', 2927 => 'I couldn't overcome it.', 2928 => 'Oh, well.', 2929 => '', 2930 => ' ', 2931 => 'Are you OK for the trial?', 2932 => '', 2933 => ' ', 2934 => 'I believe Mr. Montgomery', 2935 => 'is about out of ideas.', 2936 => '', 2937 => ' ', 2938 => 'We would like to call', 2939 => 'Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.', 2940 => '', 2941 => ' ', 2942 => 'Good idea! You can really see why he's', 2943 => 'considered one of the best lawyers...', 2944 => '', 2945 => ' ', 2946 => 'Yeah.', 2947 => '', 2948 => ' ', 2949 => 'Layton, you've', 2950 => 'gotta weave some magic', 2951 => '', 2952 => ' ', 2953 => 'with this jury,', 2954 => 'or it's gonna be all over.', 2955 => '', 2956 => ' ', 2957 => 'Don't worry. The only thing I have', 2958 => 'to do to turn this jury around', 2959 => '', 2960 => ' ', 2961 => 'is to remind them', 2962 => 'of what they don't like about bees.', 2963 => '', 2964 => ' ', 2965 => '- You got the tweezers?', 2966 => '- Are you allergic?', 2967 => '', 2968 => ' ', 2969 => 'Only to losing, son. Only to losing.', 2970 => '', 2971 => ' ', 2972 => 'Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you', 2973 => 'what I think we'd all like to know.', 2974 => '', 2975 => ' ', 2976 => 'What exactly is your relationship', 2977 => '', 2978 => ' ', 2979 => 'to that woman?', 2980 => '', 2981 => ' ', 2982 => 'We're friends.', 2983 => '', 2984 => ' ', 2985 => '- Good friends?', 2986 => '- Yes.', 2987 => '', 2988 => ' ', 2989 => 'How good? Do you live together?', 2990 => '', 2991 => ' ', 2992 => 'Wait a minute...', 2993 => '', 2994 => ' ', 2995 => 'Are you her little...', 2996 => '', 2997 => ' ', 2998 => '...bedbug?', 2999 => '', 3000 => ' ', 3001 => 'I've seen a bee documentary or two.', 3002 => 'From what I understand,', 3003 => '', 3004 => ' ', 3005 => 'doesn't your queen give birth', 3006 => 'to all the bee children?', 3007 => '', 3008 => ' ', 3009 => '- Yeah, but...', 3010 => '- So those aren't your real parents!', 3011 => '', 3012 => ' ', 3013 => '- Oh, Barry...', 3014 => '- Yes, they are!', 3015 => '', 3016 => ' ', 3017 => 'Hold me back!', 3018 => '', 3019 => ' ', 3020 => 'You're an illegitimate bee,', 3021 => 'aren't you, Benson?', 3022 => '', 3023 => ' ', 3024 => 'He's denouncing bees!', 3025 => '', 3026 => ' ', 3027 => 'Don't y'all date your cousins?', 3028 => '', 3029 => ' ', 3030 => '- Objection!', 3031 => '- I'm going to pincushion this guy!', 3032 => '', 3033 => ' ', 3034 => 'Adam, don't! It's what he wants!', 3035 => '', 3036 => ' ', 3037 => 'Oh, I'm hit!!', 3038 => '', 3039 => ' ', 3040 => 'Oh, lordy, I am hit!', 3041 => '', 3042 => ' ', 3043 => 'Order! Order!', 3044 => '', 3045 => ' ', 3046 => 'The venom! The venom', 3047 => 'is coursing through my veins!', 3048 => '', 3049 => ' ', 3050 => 'I have been felled', 3051 => 'by a winged beast of destruction!', 3052 => '', 3053 => ' ', 3054 => 'You see? You can't treat them', 3055 => 'like equals! They're striped savages!', 3056 => '', 3057 => ' ', 3058 => 'Stinging's the only thing', 3059 => 'they know! It's their way!', 3060 => '', 3061 => ' ', 3062 => '- Adam, stay with me.', 3063 => '- I can't feel my legs.', 3064 => '', 3065 => ' ', 3066 => 'What angel of mercy', 3067 => 'will come forward to suck the poison', 3068 => '', 3069 => ' ', 3070 => 'from my heaving buttocks?', 3071 => '', 3072 => ' ', 3073 => 'I will have order in this court. Order!', 3074 => '', 3075 => ' ', 3076 => 'Order, please!', 3077 => '', 3078 => ' ', 3079 => 'The case of the honeybees', 3080 => 'versus the human race', 3081 => '', 3082 => ' ', 3083 => 'took a pointed turn against the bees', 3084 => '', 3085 => ' ', 3086 => 'yesterday when one of their legal', 3087 => 'team stung Layton T. Montgomery.', 3088 => '', 3089 => ' ', 3090 => '- Hey, buddy.', 3091 => '- Hey.', 3092 => '', 3093 => ' ', 3094 => '- Is there much pain?', 3095 => '- Yeah.', 3096 => '', 3097 => ' ', 3098 => 'I...', 3099 => '', 3100 => ' ', 3101 => 'I blew the whole case, didn't I?', 3102 => '', 3103 => ' ', 3104 => 'It doesn't matter. What matters is', 3105 => 'you're alive. You could have died.', 3106 => '', 3107 => ' ', 3108 => 'I'd be better off dead. Look at me.', 3109 => '', 3110 => ' ', 3111 => 'They got it from the cafeteria', 3112 => 'downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.', 3113 => '', 3114 => ' ', 3115 => 'Look, there's', 3116 => 'a little celery still on it.', 3117 => '', 3118 => ' ', 3119 => 'What was it like to sting someone?', 3120 => '', 3121 => ' ', 3122 => 'I can't explain it. It was all...', 3123 => '', 3124 => ' ', 3125 => 'All adrenaline and then...', 3126 => 'and then ecstasy!', 3127 => '', 3128 => ' ', 3129 => 'All right.', 3130 => '', 3131 => ' ', 3132 => 'You think it was all a trap?', 3133 => '', 3134 => ' ', 3135 => 'Of course. I'm sorry.', 3136 => 'I flew us right into this.', 3137 => '', 3138 => ' ', 3139 => 'What were we thinking? Look at us. We're', 3140 => 'just a couple of bugs in this world.', 3141 => '', 3142 => ' ', 3143 => 'What will the humans do to us', 3144 => 'if they win?', 3145 => '', 3146 => ' ', 3147 => 'I don't know.', 3148 => '', 3149 => ' ', 3150 => 'I hear they put the roaches in motels.', 3151 => 'That doesn't sound so bad.', 3152 => '', 3153 => ' ', 3154 => 'Adam, they check in,', 3155 => 'but they don't check out!', 3156 => '', 3157 => ' ', 3158 => 'Oh, my.', 3159 => '', 3160 => ' ', 3161 => 'Oould you get a nurse', 3162 => 'to close that window?', 3163 => '', 3164 => ' ', 3165 => '- Why?', 3166 => '- The smoke.', 3167 => '', 3168 => ' ', 3169 => 'Bees don't smoke.', 3170 => '', 3171 => ' ', 3172 => 'Right. Bees don't smoke.', 3173 => '', 3174 => ' ', 3175 => 'Bees don't smoke!', 3176 => 'But some bees are smoking.', 3177 => '', 3178 => ' ', 3179 => 'That's it! That's our case!', 3180 => '', 3181 => ' ', 3182 => 'It is? It's not over?', 3183 => '', 3184 => ' ', 3185 => 'Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.', 3186 => '', 3187 => ' ', 3188 => 'Get back to the court and stall.', 3189 => 'Stall any way you can.', 3190 => '', 3191 => ' ', 3192 => 'And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.', 3193 => '', 3194 => ' ', 3195 => 'Mr. Flayman.', 3196 => '', 3197 => ' ', 3198 => 'Yes? Yes, Your Honor!', 3199 => '', 3200 => ' ', 3201 => 'Where is the rest of your team?', 3202 => '', 3203 => ' ', 3204 => 'Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.', 3205 => '', 3206 => ' ', 3207 => 'Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,', 3208 => '', 3209 => ' ', 3210 => 'and as a result,', 3211 => 'we don't make very good time.', 3212 => '', 3213 => ' ', 3214 => 'I actually heard a funny story about...', 3215 => '', 3216 => ' ', 3217 => 'Your Honor,', 3218 => 'haven't these ridiculous bugs', 3219 => '', 3220 => ' ', 3221 => 'taken up enough', 3222 => 'of this court's valuable time?', 3223 => '', 3224 => ' ', 3225 => 'How much longer will we allow', 3226 => 'these absurd shenanigans to go on?', 3227 => '', 3228 => ' ', 3229 => 'They have presented no compelling', 3230 => 'evidence to support their charges', 3231 => '', 3232 => ' ', 3233 => 'against my clients,', 3234 => 'who run legitimate businesses.', 3235 => '', 3236 => ' ', 3237 => 'I move for a complete dismissal', 3238 => 'of this entire case!', 3239 => '', 3240 => ' ', 3241 => 'Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going', 3242 => '', 3243 => ' ', 3244 => 'to have to consider', 3245 => 'Mr. Montgomery's motion.', 3246 => '', 3247 => ' ', 3248 => 'But you can't! We have a terrific case.', 3249 => '', 3250 => ' ', 3251 => 'Where is your proof?', 3252 => 'Where is the evidence?', 3253 => '', 3254 => ' ', 3255 => 'Show me the smoking gun!', 3256 => '', 3257 => ' ', 3258 => 'Hold it, Your Honor!', 3259 => 'You want a smoking gun?', 3260 => '', 3261 => ' ', 3262 => 'Here is your smoking gun.', 3263 => '', 3264 => ' ', 3265 => 'What is that?', 3266 => '', 3267 => ' ', 3268 => 'It's a bee smoker!', 3269 => '', 3270 => ' ', 3271 => 'What, this?', 3272 => 'This harmless little contraption?', 3273 => '', 3274 => ' ', 3275 => 'This couldn't hurt a fly,', 3276 => 'let alone a bee.', 3277 => '', 3278 => ' ', 3279 => 'Look at what has happened', 3280 => '', 3281 => ' ', 3282 => 'to bees who have never been asked,', 3283 => '"Smoking or non?"', 3284 => '', 3285 => ' ', 3286 => 'Is this what nature intended for us?', 3287 => '', 3288 => ' ', 3289 => 'To be forcibly addicted', 3290 => 'to smoke machines', 3291 => '', 3292 => ' ', 3293 => 'and man-made wooden slat work camps?', 3294 => '', 3295 => ' ', 3296 => 'Living out our lives as honey slaves', 3297 => 'to the white man?', 3298 => '', 3299 => ' ', 3300 => '- What are we gonna do?', 3301 => '- He's playing the species card.', 3302 => '', 3303 => ' ', 3304 => 'Ladies and gentlemen, please,', 3305 => 'free these bees!', 3306 => '', 3307 => ' ', 3308 => 'Free the bees! Free the bees!', 3309 => '', 3310 => ' ', 3311 => 'Free the bees!', 3312 => '', 3313 => ' ', 3314 => 'Free the bees! Free the bees!', 3315 => '', 3316 => ' ', 3317 => 'The court finds in favor of the bees!', 3318 => '', 3319 => ' ', 3320 => 'Vanessa, we won!', 3321 => '', 3322 => ' ', 3323 => 'I knew you could do it! High-five!', 3324 => '', 3325 => ' ', 3326 => 'Sorry.', 3327 => '', 3328 => ' ', 3329 => 'I'm OK! You know what this means?', 3330 => '', 3331 => ' ', 3332 => 'All the honey', 3333 => 'will finally belong to the bees.', 3334 => '', 3335 => ' ', 3336 => 'Now we won't have', 3337 => 'to work so hard all the time.', 3338 => '', 3339 => ' ', 3340 => 'This is an unholy perversion', 3341 => 'of the balance of nature, Benson.', 3342 => '', 3343 => ' ', 3344 => 'You'll regret this.', 3345 => '', 3346 => ' ', 3347 => 'Barry, how much honey is out there?', 3348 => '', 3349 => ' ', 3350 => 'All right. One at a time.', 3351 => '', 3352 => ' ', 3353 => 'Barry, who are you wearing?', 3354 => '', 3355 => ' ', 3356 => 'My sweater is Ralph Lauren,', 3357 => 'and I have no pants.', 3358 => '', 3359 => ' ', 3360 => '- What if Montgomery's right?', 3361 => '- What do you mean?', 3362 => '', 3363 => ' ', 3364 => 'We've been living the bee way', 3365 => 'a long time, 27 million years.', 3366 => '', 3367 => ' ', 3368 => 'Oongratulations on your victory.', 3369 => 'What will you demand as a settlement?', 3370 => '', 3371 => ' ', 3372 => 'First, we'll demand a complete shutdown', 3373 => 'of all bee work camps.', 3374 => '', 3375 => ' ', 3376 => 'Then we want back the honey', 3377 => 'that was ours to begin with,', 3378 => '', 3379 => ' ', 3380 => 'every last drop.', 3381 => '', 3382 => ' ', 3383 => 'We demand an end to the glorification', 3384 => 'of the bear as anything more', 3385 => '', 3386 => ' ', 3387 => 'than a filthy, smelly,', 3388 => 'bad-breath stink machine.', 3389 => '', 3390 => ' ', 3391 => 'We're all aware', 3392 => 'of what they do in the woods.', 3393 => '', 3394 => ' ', 3395 => 'Wait for my signal.', 3396 => '', 3397 => ' ', 3398 => 'Take him out.', 3399 => '', 3400 => ' ', 3401 => 'He'll have nauseous', 3402 => 'for a few hours, then he'll be fine.', 3403 => '', 3404 => ' ', 3405 => 'And we will no longer tolerate', 3406 => 'bee-negative nicknames...', 3407 => '', 3408 => ' ', 3409 => 'But it's just a prance-about stage name!', 3410 => '', 3411 => ' ', 3412 => '...unnecessary inclusion of honey', 3413 => 'in bogus health products', 3414 => '', 3415 => ' ', 3416 => 'and la-dee-da human', 3417 => 'tea-time snack garnishments.', 3418 => '', 3419 => ' ', 3420 => 'Oan't breathe.', 3421 => '', 3422 => ' ', 3423 => 'Bring it in, boys!', 3424 => '', 3425 => ' ', 3426 => 'Hold it right there! Good.', 3427 => '', 3428 => ' ', 3429 => 'Tap it.', 3430 => '', 3431 => ' ', 3432 => 'Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,', 3433 => 'and there's gallons more coming!', 3434 => '', 3435 => ' ', 3436 => '- I think we need to shut down!', 3437 => '- Shut down? We've never shut down.', 3438 => '', 3439 => ' ', 3440 => 'Shut down honey production!', 3441 => '', 3442 => ' ', 3443 => 'Stop making honey!', 3444 => '', 3445 => ' ', 3446 => 'Turn your key, sir!', 3447 => '', 3448 => ' ', 3449 => 'What do we do now?', 3450 => '', 3451 => ' ', 3452 => 'Oannonball!', 3453 => '', 3454 => ' ', 3455 => 'We're shutting honey production!', 3456 => '', 3457 => ' ', 3458 => 'Mission abort.', 3459 => '', 3460 => ' ', 3461 => 'Aborting pollination and nectar detail.', 3462 => 'Returning to base.', 3463 => '', 3464 => ' ', 3465 => 'Adam, you wouldn't believe', 3466 => 'how much honey was out there.', 3467 => '', 3468 => ' ', 3469 => 'Oh, yeah?', 3470 => '', 3471 => ' ', 3472 => 'What's going on? Where is everybody?', 3473 => '', 3474 => ' ', 3475 => '- Are they out celebrating?', 3476 => '- They're home.', 3477 => '', 3478 => ' ', 3479 => 'They don't know what to do.', 3480 => 'Laying out, sleeping in.', 3481 => '', 3482 => ' ', 3483 => 'I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way', 3484 => 'to San Antonio with a cricket.', 3485 => '', 3486 => ' ', 3487 => 'At least we got our honey back.', 3488 => '', 3489 => ' ', 3490 => 'Sometimes I think, so what if humans', 3491 => 'liked our honey? Who wouldn't?', 3492 => '', 3493 => ' ', 3494 => 'It's the greatest thing in the world!', 3495 => 'I was excited to be part of making it.', 3496 => '', 3497 => ' ', 3498 => 'This was my new desk. This was my', 3499 => 'new job. I wanted to do it really well.', 3500 => '', 3501 => ' ', 3502 => 'And now...', 3503 => '', 3504 => ' ', 3505 => 'Now I can't.', 3506 => '', 3507 => ' ', 3508 => 'I don't understand', 3509 => 'why they're not happy.', 3510 => '', 3511 => ' ', 3512 => 'I thought their lives would be better!', 3513 => '', 3514 => ' ', 3515 => 'They're doing nothing. It's amazing.', 3516 => 'Honey really changes people.', 3517 => '', 3518 => ' ', 3519 => 'You don't have any idea', 3520 => 'what's going on, do you?', 3521 => '', 3522 => ' ', 3523 => '- What did you want to show me?', 3524 => '- This.', 3525 => '', 3526 => ' ', 3527 => 'What happened here?', 3528 => '', 3529 => ' ', 3530 => 'That is not the half of it.', 3531 => '', 3532 => ' ', 3533 => 'Oh, no. Oh, my.', 3534 => '', 3535 => ' ', 3536 => 'They're all wilting.', 3537 => '', 3538 => ' ', 3539 => 'Doesn't look very good, does it?', 3540 => '', 3541 => ' ', 3542 => 'No.', 3543 => '', 3544 => ' ', 3545 => 'And whose fault do you think that is?', 3546 => '', 3547 => ' ', 3548 => 'You know, I'm gonna guess bees.', 3549 => '', 3550 => ' ', 3551 => 'Bees?', 3552 => '', 3553 => ' ', 3554 => 'Specifically, me.', 3555 => '', 3556 => ' ', 3557 => 'I didn't think bees not needing to make', 3558 => 'honey would affect all these things.', 3559 => '', 3560 => ' ', 3561 => 'It's notjust flowers.', 3562 => 'Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.', 3563 => '', 3564 => ' ', 3565 => 'That's our whole SAT test right there.', 3566 => '', 3567 => ' ', 3568 => 'Take away produce, that affects', 3569 => 'the entire animal kingdom.', 3570 => '', 3571 => ' ', 3572 => 'And then, of course...', 3573 => '', 3574 => ' ', 3575 => 'The human species?', 3576 => '', 3577 => ' ', 3578 => 'So if there's no more pollination,', 3579 => '', 3580 => ' ', 3581 => 'it could all just go south here,', 3582 => 'couldn't it?', 3583 => '', 3584 => ' ', 3585 => 'I know this is also partly my fault.', 3586 => '', 3587 => ' ', 3588 => 'How about a suicide pact?', 3589 => '', 3590 => ' ', 3591 => 'How do we do it?', 3592 => '', 3593 => ' ', 3594 => '- I'll sting you, you step on me.', 3595 => '- Thatjust kills you twice.', 3596 => '', 3597 => ' ', 3598 => 'Right, right.', 3599 => '', 3600 => ' ', 3601 => 'Listen, Barry...', 3602 => 'sorry, but I gotta get going.', 3603 => '', 3604 => ' ', 3605 => 'I had to open my mouth and talk.', 3606 => '', 3607 => ' ', 3608 => 'Vanessa?', 3609 => '', 3610 => ' ', 3611 => 'Vanessa? Why are you leaving?', 3612 => 'Where are you going?', 3613 => '', 3614 => ' ', 3615 => 'To the final Tournament of Roses parade', 3616 => 'in Pasadena.', 3617 => '', 3618 => ' ', 3619 => 'They've moved it to this weekend', 3620 => 'because all the flowers are dying.', 3621 => '', 3622 => ' ', 3623 => 'It's the last chance', 3624 => 'I'll ever have to see it.', 3625 => '', 3626 => ' ', 3627 => 'Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.', 3628 => 'I never meant it to turn out like this.', 3629 => '', 3630 => ' ', 3631 => 'I know. Me neither.', 3632 => '', 3633 => ' ', 3634 => 'Tournament of Roses.', 3635 => 'Roses can't do sports.', 3636 => '', 3637 => ' ', 3638 => 'Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?', 3639 => '', 3640 => ' ', 3641 => 'Roses!', 3642 => '', 3643 => ' ', 3644 => 'Vanessa!', 3645 => '', 3646 => ' ', 3647 => 'Roses?!', 3648 => '', 3649 => ' ', 3650 => 'Barry?', 3651 => '', 3652 => ' ', 3653 => '- Roses are flowers!', 3654 => '- Yes, they are.', 3655 => '', 3656 => ' ', 3657 => 'Flowers, bees, pollen!', 3658 => '', 3659 => ' ', 3660 => 'I know.', 3661 => 'That's why this is the last parade.', 3662 => '', 3663 => ' ', 3664 => 'Maybe not.', 3665 => 'Oould you ask him to slow down?', 3666 => '', 3667 => ' ', 3668 => 'Oould you slow down?', 3669 => '', 3670 => ' ', 3671 => 'Barry!', 3672 => '', 3673 => ' ', 3674 => 'OK, I made a huge mistake.', 3675 => 'This is a total disaster, all my fault.', 3676 => '', 3677 => ' ', 3678 => 'Yes, it kind of is.', 3679 => '', 3680 => ' ', 3681 => 'I've ruined the planet.', 3682 => 'I wanted to help you', 3683 => '', 3684 => ' ', 3685 => 'with the flower shop.', 3686 => 'I've made it worse.', 3687 => '', 3688 => ' ', 3689 => 'Actually, it's completely closed down.', 3690 => '', 3691 => ' ', 3692 => 'I thought maybe you were remodeling.', 3693 => '', 3694 => ' ', 3695 => 'But I have another idea, and it's', 3696 => 'greater than my previous ideas combined.', 3697 => '', 3698 => ' ', 3699 => 'I don't want to hear it!', 3700 => '', 3701 => ' ', 3702 => 'All right, they have the roses,', 3703 => 'the roses have the pollen.', 3704 => '', 3705 => ' ', 3706 => 'I know every bee, plant', 3707 => 'and flower bud in this park.', 3708 => '', 3709 => ' ', 3710 => 'All we gotta do is get what they've got', 3711 => 'back here with what we've got.', 3712 => '', 3713 => ' ', 3714 => '- Bees.', 3715 => '- Park.', 3716 => '', 3717 => ' ', 3718 => '- Pollen!', 3719 => '- Flowers.', 3720 => '', 3721 => ' ', 3722 => '- Repollination!', 3723 => '- Across the nation!', 3724 => '', 3725 => ' ', 3726 => 'Tournament of Roses,', 3727 => 'Pasadena, Oalifornia.', 3728 => '', 3729 => ' ', 3730 => 'They've got nothing', 3731 => 'but flowers, floats and cotton candy.', 3732 => '', 3733 => ' ', 3734 => 'Security will be tight.', 3735 => '', 3736 => ' ', 3737 => 'I have an idea.', 3738 => '', 3739 => ' ', 3740 => 'Vanessa Bloome, FTD.', 3741 => '', 3742 => ' ', 3743 => 'Official floral business. It's real.', 3744 => '', 3745 => ' ', 3746 => 'Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.', 3747 => '', 3748 => ' ', 3749 => 'Thank you. It was a gift.', 3750 => '', 3751 => ' ', 3752 => 'Once inside,', 3753 => 'we just pick the right float.', 3754 => '', 3755 => ' ', 3756 => 'How about The Princess and the Pea?', 3757 => '', 3758 => ' ', 3759 => 'I could be the princess,', 3760 => 'and you could be the pea!', 3761 => '', 3762 => ' ', 3763 => 'Yes, I got it.', 3764 => '', 3765 => ' ', 3766 => '- Where should I sit?', 3767 => '- What are you?', 3768 => '', 3769 => ' ', 3770 => '- I believe I'm the pea.', 3771 => '- The pea?', 3772 => '', 3773 => ' ', 3774 => 'It goes under the mattresses.', 3775 => '', 3776 => ' ', 3777 => '- Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.', 3778 => '- I'm getting the marshal.', 3779 => '', 3780 => ' ', 3781 => 'You do that!', 3782 => 'This whole parade is a fiasco!', 3783 => '', 3784 => ' ', 3785 => 'Let's see what this baby'll do.', 3786 => '', 3787 => ' ', 3788 => 'Hey, what are you doing?!', 3789 => '', 3790 => ' ', 3791 => 'Then all we do', 3792 => 'is blend in with traffic...', 3793 => '', 3794 => ' ', 3795 => '...without arousing suspicion.', 3796 => '', 3797 => ' ', 3798 => 'Once at the airport,', 3799 => 'there's no stopping us.', 3800 => '', 3801 => ' ', 3802 => 'Stop! Security.', 3803 => '', 3804 => ' ', 3805 => '- You and your insect pack your float?', 3806 => '- Yes.', 3807 => '', 3808 => ' ', 3809 => 'Has it been', 3810 => 'in your possession the entire time?', 3811 => '', 3812 => ' ', 3813 => 'Would you remove your shoes?', 3814 => '', 3815 => ' ', 3816 => '- Remove your stinger.', 3817 => '- It's part of me.', 3818 => '', 3819 => ' ', 3820 => 'I know. Just having some fun.', 3821 => 'Enjoy your flight.', 3822 => '', 3823 => ' ', 3824 => 'Then if we're lucky, we'll have', 3825 => 'just enough pollen to do the job.', 3826 => '', 3827 => ' ', 3828 => 'Oan you believe how lucky we are? We', 3829 => 'have just enough pollen to do the job!', 3830 => '', 3831 => ' ', 3832 => 'I think this is gonna work.', 3833 => '', 3834 => ' ', 3835 => 'It's got to work.', 3836 => '', 3837 => ' ', 3838 => 'Attention, passengers,', 3839 => 'this is Oaptain Scott.', 3840 => '', 3841 => ' ', 3842 => 'We have a bit of bad weather', 3843 => 'in New York.', 3844 => '', 3845 => ' ', 3846 => 'It looks like we'll experience', 3847 => 'a couple hours delay.', 3848 => '', 3849 => ' ', 3850 => 'Barry, these are cut flowers', 3851 => 'with no water. They'll never make it.', 3852 => '', 3853 => ' ', 3854 => 'I gotta get up there', 3855 => 'and talk to them.', 3856 => '', 3857 => ' ', 3858 => 'Be careful.', 3859 => '', 3860 => ' ', 3861 => 'Oan I get help', 3862 => 'with the Sky Mall magazine?', 3863 => '', 3864 => ' ', 3865 => 'I'd like to order the talking', 3866 => 'inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.', 3867 => '', 3868 => ' ', 3869 => 'Oaptain, I'm in a real situation.', 3870 => '', 3871 => ' ', 3872 => '- What'd you say, Hal?', 3873 => '- Nothing.', 3874 => '', 3875 => ' ', 3876 => 'Bee!', 3877 => '', 3878 => ' ', 3879 => 'Don't freak out! My entire species...', 3880 => '', 3881 => ' ', 3882 => 'What are you doing?', 3883 => '', 3884 => ' ', 3885 => '- Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!', 3886 => '- Who's an attorney?', 3887 => '', 3888 => ' ', 3889 => 'Don't move.', 3890 => '', 3891 => ' ', 3892 => 'Oh, Barry.', 3893 => '', 3894 => ' ', 3895 => 'Good afternoon, passengers.', 3896 => 'This is your captain.', 3897 => '', 3898 => ' ', 3899 => 'Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B', 3900 => 'please report to the cockpit?', 3901 => '', 3902 => ' ', 3903 => 'And please hurry!', 3904 => '', 3905 => ' ', 3906 => 'What happened here?', 3907 => '', 3908 => ' ', 3909 => 'There was a DustBuster,', 3910 => 'a toupee, a life raft exploded.', 3911 => '', 3912 => ' ', 3913 => 'One's bald, one's in a boat,', 3914 => 'they're both unconscious!', 3915 => '', 3916 => ' ', 3917 => '- Is that another bee joke?', 3918 => '- No!', 3919 => '', 3920 => ' ', 3921 => 'No one's flying the plane!', 3922 => '', 3923 => ' ', 3924 => 'This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.', 3925 => 'What's your status?', 3926 => '', 3927 => ' ', 3928 => 'This is Vanessa Bloome.', 3929 => 'I'm a florist from New York.', 3930 => '', 3931 => ' ', 3932 => 'Where's the pilot?', 3933 => '', 3934 => ' ', 3935 => 'He's unconscious,', 3936 => 'and so is the copilot.', 3937 => '', 3938 => ' ', 3939 => 'Not good. Does anyone onboard', 3940 => 'have flight experience?', 3941 => '', 3942 => ' ', 3943 => 'As a matter of fact, there is.', 3944 => '', 3945 => ' ', 3946 => '- Who's that?', 3947 => '- Barry Benson.', 3948 => '', 3949 => ' ', 3950 => 'From the honey trial?! Oh, great.', 3951 => '', 3952 => ' ', 3953 => 'Vanessa, this is nothing more', 3954 => 'than a big metal bee.', 3955 => '', 3956 => ' ', 3957 => 'It's got giant wings, huge engines.', 3958 => '', 3959 => ' ', 3960 => 'I can't fly a plane.', 3961 => '', 3962 => ' ', 3963 => '- Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?', 3964 => '- Yes.', 3965 => '', 3966 => ' ', 3967 => 'How hard could it be?', 3968 => '', 3969 => ' ', 3970 => 'Wait, Barry!', 3971 => 'We're headed into some lightning.', 3972 => '', 3973 => ' ', 3974 => 'This is Bob Bumble. We have some', 3975 => 'late-breaking news from JFK Airport,', 3976 => '', 3977 => ' ', 3978 => 'where a suspenseful scene', 3979 => 'is developing.', 3980 => '', 3981 => ' ', 3982 => 'Barry Benson,', 3983 => 'fresh from his legal victory...', 3984 => '', 3985 => ' ', 3986 => 'That's Barry!', 3987 => '', 3988 => ' ', 3989 => '...is attempting to land a plane,', 3990 => 'loaded with people, flowers', 3991 => '', 3992 => ' ', 3993 => 'and an incapacitated flight crew.', 3994 => '', 3995 => ' ', 3996 => 'Flowers?!', 3997 => '', 3998 => ' ', 3999 => 'We have a storm in the area', 4000 => 'and two individuals at the controls', 4001 => '', 4002 => ' ', 4003 => 'with absolutely no flight experience.', 4004 => '', 4005 => ' ', 4006 => 'Just a minute.', 4007 => 'There's a bee on that plane.', 4008 => '', 4009 => ' ', 4010 => 'I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson', 4011 => 'and his no-account compadres.', 4012 => '', 4013 => ' ', 4014 => 'They've done enough damage.', 4015 => '', 4016 => ' ', 4017 => 'But isn't he your only hope?', 4018 => '', 4019 => ' ', 4020 => 'Technically, a bee', 4021 => 'shouldn't be able to fly at all.', 4022 => '', 4023 => ' ', 4024 => 'Their wings are too small...', 4025 => '', 4026 => ' ', 4027 => 'Haven't we heard this a million times?', 4028 => '', 4029 => ' ', 4030 => '"The surface area of the wings', 4031 => 'and body mass make no sense."', 4032 => '', 4033 => ' ', 4034 => '- Get this on the air!', 4035 => '- Got it.', 4036 => '', 4037 => ' ', 4038 => '- Stand by.', 4039 => '- We're going live.', 4040 => '', 4041 => ' ', 4042 => 'The way we work may be a mystery to you.', 4043 => '', 4044 => ' ', 4045 => 'Making honey takes a lot of bees', 4046 => 'doing a lot of small jobs.', 4047 => '', 4048 => ' ', 4049 => 'But let me tell you about a small job.', 4050 => '', 4051 => ' ', 4052 => 'If you do it well,', 4053 => 'it makes a big difference.', 4054 => '', 4055 => ' ', 4056 => 'More than we realized.', 4057 => 'To us, to everyone.', 4058 => '', 4059 => ' ', 4060 => 'That's why I want to get bees', 4061 => 'back to working together.', 4062 => '', 4063 => ' ', 4064 => 'That's the bee way!', 4065 => 'We're not made of Jell-O.', 4066 => '', 4067 => ' ', 4068 => 'We get behind a fellow.', 4069 => '', 4070 => ' ', 4071 => '- Black and yellow!', 4072 => '- Hello!', 4073 => '', 4074 => ' ', 4075 => 'Left, right, down, hover.', 4076 => '', 4077 => ' ', 4078 => '- Hover?', 4079 => '- Forget hover.', 4080 => '', 4081 => ' ', 4082 => 'This isn't so hard.', 4083 => 'Beep-beep! Beep-beep!', 4084 => '', 4085 => ' ', 4086 => 'Barry, what happened?!', 4087 => '', 4088 => ' ', 4089 => 'Wait, I think we were', 4090 => 'on autopilot the whole time.', 4091 => '', 4092 => ' ', 4093 => '- That may have been helping me.', 4094 => '- And now we're not!', 4095 => '', 4096 => ' ', 4097 => 'So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.', 4098 => '', 4099 => ' ', 4100 => 'All of you, let's get', 4101 => 'behind this fellow! Move it out!', 4102 => '', 4103 => ' ', 4104 => 'Move out!', 4105 => '', 4106 => ' ', 4107 => 'Our only chance is if I do what I'd do,', 4108 => 'you copy me with the wings of the plane!', 4109 => '', 4110 => ' ', 4111 => 'Don't have to yell.', 4112 => '', 4113 => ' ', 4114 => 'I'm not yelling!', 4115 => 'We're in a lot of trouble.', 4116 => '', 4117 => ' ', 4118 => 'It's very hard to concentrate', 4119 => 'with that panicky tone in your voice!', 4120 => '', 4121 => ' ', 4122 => 'It's not a tone. I'm panicking!', 4123 => '', 4124 => ' ', 4125 => 'I can't do this!', 4126 => '', 4127 => ' ', 4128 => 'Vanessa, pull yourself together.', 4129 => 'You have to snap out of it!', 4130 => '', 4131 => ' ', 4132 => 'You snap out of it.', 4133 => '', 4134 => ' ', 4135 => 'You snap out of it.', 4136 => '', 4137 => ' ', 4138 => '- You snap out of it!', 4139 => '- You snap out of it!', 4140 => '', 4141 => ' ', 4142 => '- You snap out of it!', 4143 => '- You snap out of it!', 4144 => '', 4145 => ' ', 4146 => '- You snap out of it!', 4147 => '- You snap out of it!', 4148 => '', 4149 => ' ', 4150 => '- Hold it!', 4151 => '- Why? Oome on, it's my turn.', 4152 => '', 4153 => ' ', 4154 => 'How is the plane flying?', 4155 => '', 4156 => ' ', 4157 => 'I don't know.', 4158 => '', 4159 => ' ', 4160 => 'Hello?', 4161 => '', 4162 => ' ', 4163 => 'Benson, got any flowers', 4164 => 'for a happy occasion in there?', 4165 => '', 4166 => ' ', 4167 => 'The Pollen Jocks!', 4168 => '', 4169 => ' ', 4170 => 'They do get behind a fellow.', 4171 => '', 4172 => ' ', 4173 => '- Black and yellow.', 4174 => '- Hello.', 4175 => '', 4176 => ' ', 4177 => 'All right, let's drop this tin can', 4178 => 'on the blacktop.', 4179 => '', 4180 => ' ', 4181 => 'Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?', 4182 => '', 4183 => ' ', 4184 => 'No, nothing. It's all cloudy.', 4185 => '', 4186 => ' ', 4187 => 'Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry.', 4188 => '', 4189 => ' ', 4190 => '- Thinking bee.', 4191 => '- Thinking bee.', 4192 => '', 4193 => ' ', 4194 => 'Thinking bee!', 4195 => 'Thinking bee! Thinking bee!', 4196 => '', 4197 => ' ', 4198 => 'Wait a minute.', 4199 => 'I think I'm feeling something.', 4200 => '', 4201 => ' ', 4202 => '- What?', 4203 => '- I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.', 4204 => '', 4205 => ' ', 4206 => 'Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.', 4207 => '', 4208 => ' ', 4209 => 'Bring the nose down.', 4210 => '', 4211 => ' ', 4212 => 'Thinking bee!', 4213 => 'Thinking bee! Thinking bee!', 4214 => '', 4215 => ' ', 4216 => '- What in the world is on the tarmac?', 4217 => '- Get some lights on that!', 4218 => '', 4219 => ' ', 4220 => 'Thinking bee!', 4221 => 'Thinking bee! Thinking bee!', 4222 => '', 4223 => ' ', 4224 => '- Vanessa, aim for the flower.', 4225 => '- OK.', 4226 => '', 4227 => ' ', 4228 => 'Out the engines. We're going in', 4229 => 'on bee power. Ready, boys?', 4230 => '', 4231 => ' ', 4232 => 'Affirmative!', 4233 => '', 4234 => ' ', 4235 => 'Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.', 4236 => '', 4237 => ' ', 4238 => 'Land on that flower!', 4239 => '', 4240 => ' ', 4241 => 'Ready? Full reverse!', 4242 => '', 4243 => ' ', 4244 => 'Spin it around!', 4245 => '', 4246 => ' ', 4247 => '- Not that flower! The other one!', 4248 => '- Which one?', 4249 => '', 4250 => ' ', 4251 => '- That flower.', 4252 => '- I'm aiming at the flower!', 4253 => '', 4254 => ' ', 4255 => 'That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.', 4256 => 'I mean the giant pulsating flower', 4257 => '', 4258 => ' ', 4259 => 'made of millions of bees!', 4260 => '', 4261 => ' ', 4262 => 'Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.', 4263 => '', 4264 => ' ', 4265 => 'Rotate around it.', 4266 => '', 4267 => ' ', 4268 => '- This is insane, Barry!', 4269 => '- This's the only way I know how to fly.', 4270 => '', 4271 => ' ', 4272 => 'Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane', 4273 => 'flying in an insect-like pattern?', 4274 => '', 4275 => ' ', 4276 => 'Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.', 4277 => 'Smell it. Full reverse!', 4278 => '', 4279 => ' ', 4280 => 'Just drop it. Be a part of it.', 4281 => '', 4282 => ' ', 4283 => 'Aim for the center!', 4284 => '', 4285 => ' ', 4286 => 'Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!', 4287 => '', 4288 => ' ', 4289 => 'Oome on, already.', 4290 => '', 4291 => ' ', 4292 => 'Barry, we did it!', 4293 => 'You taught me how to fly!', 4294 => '', 4295 => ' ', 4296 => '- Yes. No high-five!', 4297 => '- Right.', 4298 => '', 4299 => ' ', 4300 => 'Barry, it worked!', 4301 => 'Did you see the giant flower?', 4302 => '', 4303 => ' ', 4304 => 'What giant flower? Where? Of course', 4305 => 'I saw the flower! That was genius!', 4306 => '', 4307 => ' ', 4308 => '- Thank you.', 4309 => '- But we're not done yet.', 4310 => '', 4311 => ' ', 4312 => 'Listen, everyone!', 4313 => '', 4314 => ' ', 4315 => 'This runway is covered', 4316 => 'with the last pollen', 4317 => '', 4318 => ' ', 4319 => 'from the last flowers', 4320 => 'available anywhere on Earth.', 4321 => '', 4322 => ' ', 4323 => 'That means this is our last chance.', 4324 => '', 4325 => ' ', 4326 => 'We're the only ones who make honey,', 4327 => 'pollinate flowers and dress like this.', 4328 => '', 4329 => ' ', 4330 => 'If we're gonna survive as a species,', 4331 => 'this is our moment! What do you say?', 4332 => '', 4333 => ' ', 4334 => 'Are we going to be bees, orjust', 4335 => 'Museum of Natural History keychains?', 4336 => '', 4337 => ' ', 4338 => 'We're bees!', 4339 => '', 4340 => ' ', 4341 => 'Keychain!', 4342 => '', 4343 => ' ', 4344 => 'Then follow me! Except Keychain.', 4345 => '', 4346 => ' ', 4347 => 'Hold on, Barry. Here.', 4348 => '', 4349 => ' ', 4350 => 'You've earned this.', 4351 => '', 4352 => ' ', 4353 => 'Yeah!', 4354 => '', 4355 => ' ', 4356 => 'I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect', 4357 => 'fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.', 4358 => '', 4359 => ' ', 4360 => 'Oh, yeah.', 4361 => '', 4362 => ' ', 4363 => 'That's our Barry.', 4364 => '', 4365 => ' ', 4366 => 'Mom! The bees are back!', 4367 => '', 4368 => ' ', 4369 => 'If anybody needs', 4370 => 'to make a call, now's the time.', 4371 => '', 4372 => ' ', 4373 => 'I got a feeling we'll be', 4374 => 'working late tonight!', 4375 => '', 4376 => ' ', 4377 => 'Here's your change. Have a great', 4378 => 'afternoon! Oan I help who's next?', 4379 => '', 4380 => ' ', 4381 => 'Would you like some honey with that?', 4382 => 'It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.', 4383 => '', 4384 => ' ', 4385 => 'Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.', 4386 => 'And I don't see a nickel!', 4387 => '', 4388 => ' ', 4389 => 'Sometimes I just feel', 4390 => 'like a piece of meat!', 4391 => '', 4392 => ' ', 4393 => 'I had no idea.', 4394 => '', 4395 => ' ', 4396 => 'Barry, I'm sorry.', 4397 => 'Have you got a moment?', 4398 => '', 4399 => ' ', 4400 => 'Would you excuse me?', 4401 => 'My mosquito associate will help you.', 4402 => '', 4403 => ' ', 4404 => 'Sorry I'm late.', 4405 => '', 4406 => ' ', 4407 => 'He's a lawyer too?', 4408 => '', 4409 => ' ', 4410 => 'I was already a blood-sucking parasite.', 4411 => 'All I needed was a briefcase.', 4412 => '', 4413 => ' ', 4414 => 'Have a great afternoon!', 4415 => '', 4416 => ' ', 4417 => 'Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,', 4418 => 'and I can't get them anywhere.', 4419 => '', 4420 => ' ', 4421 => 'No problem, Vannie.', 4422 => 'Just leave it to me.', 4423 => '', 4424 => ' ', 4425 => 'You're a lifesaver, Barry.', 4426 => 'Oan I help who's next?', 4427 => '', 4428 => ' ', 4429 => 'All right, scramble, jocks!', 4430 => 'It's time to fly.', 4431 => '', 4432 => ' ', 4433 => 'Thank you, Barry!', 4434 => '', 4435 => ' ', 4436 => 'That bee is living my life!', 4437 => '', 4438 => ' ', 4439 => 'Let it go, Kenny.', 4440 => '', 4441 => ' ', 4442 => '- When will this nightmare end?!', 4443 => '- Let it all go.', 4444 => '', 4445 => ' ', 4446 => '- Beautiful day to fly.', 4447 => '- Sure is.', 4448 => '', 4449 => ' ', 4450 => 'Between you and me,', 4451 => 'I was dying to get out of that office.', 4452 => '', 4453 => ' ', 4454 => 'You have got', 4455 => 'to start thinking bee, my friend.', 4456 => '', 4457 => ' ', 4458 => '- Thinking bee!', 4459 => '- Me?', 4460 => '', 4461 => ' ', 4462 => 'Hold it. Let's just stop', 4463 => 'for a second. Hold it.', 4464 => '', 4465 => ' ', 4466 => 'I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.', 4467 => 'Oan we stop here?', 4468 => '', 4469 => ' ', 4470 => 'I'm not making a major life decision', 4471 => 'during a production number!', 4472 => '', 4473 => ' ', 4474 => 'All right. Take ten, everybody.', 4475 => 'Wrap it up, guys.', 4476 => '', 4477 => ' ', 4478 => 'I had virtually no rehearsal for that.' ]
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[[User:ExclusiveEditor|<span style="background:Orange;color:White;padding:2px;">Exclusive</span><span style="background:black; color:White; padding:2px;">Editor</span>]] [[User talk:ExclusiveEditor|<sub>Notify Me!</sub>]] 17:48, 6 April 2024 (UTC)}}', 71 => 'Change Short description: '''Country in Asia''' to''' Country in South Asia'''. <br>', 72 => 'Reason: Current short description says ''''<s>Country in Asia</s>''''(changed to Country in South Asia), while other countries in Asia have more regional short description (example: China(Country in '''East '''Asia), Pakistan(Country in '''South '''Asia) Japan(Island country in '''East '''Asia), Bangladesh(Country in '''South '''Asia), Saudi Arabia(Country in the '''Middle East''') and even countries in other smaller continents: Germany(Country in '''Central '''Europe), France(Country in '''Western''' Europe), United Kingdom(Country in '''Northwestern '''Europe) etc. ) Regards, [[User:ExclusiveEditor|<span style="background:Orange;color:White;padding:2px;">Exclusive</span>]][[User:ExclusiveEditor|<span style="background:black; color:White; padding:2px;">Editor</span>]] [[User talk:ExclusiveEditor|<sub>Notify Me!</sub>]] 16:17, 1 March 2024 (UTC)', 73 => ':'''Support''', because it is a more accurate and correct short description. [[User:InTheAstronomy32|InTheAstronomy32]] ([[User talk:InTheAstronomy32|talk]]) 22:55, 3 March 2024 (UTC)', 74 => ':'''Note:''' The short description has been already changed. [[User:InTheAstronomy32|InTheAstronomy32]] ([[User talk:InTheAstronomy32|talk]]) 23:05, 3 March 2024 (UTC)', 75 => '*'''Comment''' - Undid the change since it is under discussion. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 02:44, 5 March 2024 (UTC)', 76 => ':* A week passed, two people supported and there was no opposition. I will change the short description.', 77 => ':[[User:InTheAstronomy32|InTheAstronomy32]] ([[User talk:InTheAstronomy32|talk]]) 11:02, 9 March 2024 (UTC)', 78 => '{{Archive bottom}}', 79 => '== The caste system, which created a hierarchy of priests, warriors, and free peasants, but which excluded indigenous peoples by labelling their occupations impure, arose during this period ==', 80 => '{{atop', 81 => '| status = ', 82 => '| result = Refer to [[Talk:India#Text_updated?|discussion]] below. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 17:52, 1 April 2024 (UTC)', 83 => '}}', 84 => 'Are the only sources for this coming from 2 Germans who lived in the 20th century [[User:Jamesman666|Jamesman666]] ([[User talk:Jamesman666|talk]]) 03:19, 24 March 2024 (UTC)', 85 => ':text removed. not factually correct, rather seems like personal opinion of Germans. Wondering, why they believed the priests & warriors were not the indigenous people in India. Their stupidity made me laugh though. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 11:40, 1 April 2024 (UTC)', 86 => '{{abot}}', 87 => '== Request to remove pic "US president Barack Obama addresses the members of the Parliament of India in New Delhi in November 2010." ==', 88 => 'It is a very bad quality picture and the Parliament building too has changed. My suggestion is to refrain from adding non-Indian people in the India article, specially under its politics para. [[Special:Contributions/122.187.117.179|122.187.117.179]] ([[User talk:122.187.117.179|talk]]) 11:56, 29 March 2024 (UTC)', 89 => ':Updated the new parliament building. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 11:21, 1 April 2024 (UTC)', 90 => '== "Bharat" must be added as the endonym. ==', 91 => 'The word "Bharat" must be added as the endonym in the lead sentence and the infobox WITHOUT changing the common name. Why is the hesitation? [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 11:37, 1 April 2024 (UTC)', 92 => '* In that case a discussion should be started about it. [[User_talk:Black Kite|Black Kite (talk)]] 11:44, 1 April 2024 (UTC)', 93 => '*:It's strange that all the exonyms like Latin (India), Greek ( Ἰνδία), ancient Greek Indos ( Ἰνδός), Old Persian (Hindush) were included, But the most used endonym (Bharat) is not being included. All the information from western sources are considered reliable, but source from government of India is being labeled fake. That shows how neutral is wiki article is. Meanwhile, the [[Neutral point of view]] policy of Wikipedia cried alone in the corner. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 08:31, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 94 => ':::To begin with, the name ''Bharat Ganarajya'' is clearly given in the lede as well as in the infobox. Two, the official name of India has NOT been changed to Bharat by any bill or any law or even as per any circular or a notice. No sources are labelledas fake, if they are reliable. Go though [[WP:RS/P]] and [[WP:RS]] to identify the sources we use in Wikipedia. Here, nobody cares if it is from a government or a king. If the source is not reliable, it is not. No differences from western or oriental or Indian. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 08:57, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 95 => '::::Which bill or law mentions about Latin (India), Greek ( Ἰνδία), ancient Greek Indos ( Ἰνδός), Old Persian (Hindush)? Going by your logic these should also be removed. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 09:03, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 96 => ':::::and to be precise, I never asked to change the official name of the country. I have always said that endonym should be included. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 09:05, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 97 => '::::::& Also, Category & wiki page for Countries of Voice of Global South were deleted by editors two days back because it had references from Government of India which were considered not-reliable. What a shame. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 09:23, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 98 => ':::::::Hey, I would like to urge you to read every messages posted here, and in your talk page in depth before making further statements. The lede ''do not'' mention the exonyms or endonyms anywhere. They are in etymology section which comes ''after'' the lede. The next paragraph of the section goes into detail about the ''Bharat'' terminology. The artcle [[Names for India]] goes into an in length discussion about many names of our country. Also, lede doesn't have to include any of these endonyms or exonyms or whatevernyms per [[WP:LEDE]] and [[WP:FACR]]. There is an entire seperate section for that.', 99 => ':::::::Secondly, the category and the subsequent article for Voice of Global South was deleted due to copyright violation (see [[WP:G12]]), ''not'' due to sources that aren't reliable. ', 100 => ':::::::Finally, I'd like to say that this article has been a target of discussions for 20 years now and if you think you have something new to add or some changes to be made, there is a really good chance that it was already been discussed here. So, you may go through the huge talk page archive that we have and see if such a step was already done. If not, have a read of [[WP:OWN]] (especially [[WP:FAOWN]]) to see if you can implement such a change. If such a change need consensus, when it had to be obtained from the consensus and you ''have'' to convince over thousand page watchers of this page that that change is justified. If still it is not happening, you can start a [[WP:RFC]] and see where the consensus leans to. There is no point blaming the system or the policies and guidelines. This article is a Featured Article that has gone through community review multiple times before getting into the current shape. You can't change something just because you don't like it or it goes aganist your own personal agenda. (Kinda like the democracy of our country. You can't change a law cuz you don't like it, lol). Good luck. Thanks and happy editing. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 10:27, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 101 => '::::::::@ [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] Thanks for calling me 'agenda pusher'. Bulgaria is a FA. yet the '''Romanized''' name ''Bŭlgariya'' is used along with official name. ', 102 => '::::::::'''Read''' - [[Bulgaria]] - Bulgaria ([[Help:IPA/English|/bʌlˈɡɛəriə, bʊl-/]] <sup>[[:File:En-us-Bulgaria.ogg|ⓘ]]</sup>; [[Bulgarian language|Bulgarian]]: България, <small>[[Romanization of Bulgarian|romanized]]:</small> ''Bŭlgariya''), officially the '''Republic of Bulgaria''', is a country in [[Southeast Europe]]. ', 103 => '::::::::Hence either Bulgaria page should be updated to remove the '''Romanized''' name ''Bŭlgariya'', or India page should be update to include '''Indianized''' name Bharat. ', 104 => '::::::::I rest my case. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 11:49, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 105 => ':::::::::You are again missing the point, dear Makks. The term romanised in this context refers to the transliteration of България (in Bulgarian language) to Bŭlgariya (in English). See [[Romanization of Bulgarian]] for further details. In India, we don't do that because of [[MOS:INDICSCRIPT]]. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 12:00, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 106 => '::::::::::I am confused. The article already contains the romanized name for India, "Bhārat Gaṇarājya", in both the lead and the infobox exactly like the Bulgaria article does. [[User:Chipmunkdavis|CMD]] ([[User talk:Chipmunkdavis|talk]]) 12:02, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 107 => '{{od|10}} Yea, we already have [[ISO 15919|the ISO]]. I think what Makks2010 meant was they want {{Lang-hi|भारत|translit=Bhārat}} or {{Lang-hi|भारत|translit=India}} (or something similar) in the lede. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]])', 108 => '"romanized: Bhārat" is okay. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 12:42, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 109 => ':([[ISO 15919|ISO]]: ''Bhārat Gaṇarājya'') is official name, hence shouldn't be touched. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 12:54, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 110 => '* '''Controversial statement''' - India, officially the Republic of India (ISO: Bhārat Gaṇarājya),[22] is a country in South Asia.', 111 => '* '''Proposed statement''' - India (Hindi: भारत, romanized: Bhārat), officially the Republic of India (ISO: Bhārat Gaṇarājya),[22] is a country in South Asia.', 112 => 'The proposed statement for India is in line with another FA [[Bulgaria]].', 113 => ':Read [[MOS:INDICSCRIPT]]. No need to romanize if you can't put Indic script in the lede. You should really pay attention to what other editors are saying and read the guidelines we present and the messages we post. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 15:30, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 114 => '::* '''Second Proposed statement''' - India (romanized: Bhārat), officially the Republic of India (ISO: Bhārat Gaṇarājya), is a country in South Asia.', 115 => '::[[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 16:06, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 116 => ':::That is not what [[romanization]] means. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 16:20, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 117 => '::::So basically, nothing is acceptable. :( [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 16:37, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 118 => '== priests, warriors and free peasants were not "indigenous" in India ==', 119 => '{{ping|Makks2010}}, what is meant by "[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=India&diff=prev&oldid=1216675415 text updated]"? -- [[User:Kautilya3|Kautilya3]] ([[User talk:Kautilya3|talk]]) 11:43, 1 April 2024 (UTC)', 120 => '* Yes, I've just reverted a couple of those, I'm especially unconvinced by the removal of the sourced section but there may be a reason for it, however none was given. [[User_talk:Black Kite|Black Kite (talk)]] 11:45, 1 April 2024 (UTC)', 121 => '*:@[[User:Black Kite|Black Kite]] & @[[User:Kautilya3|Kautilya3]] : How to establish if the source that was added is actually neutral and not a personal opinion of some German guys who living in India in 20th century. Would you agree if priests & warriors castes in India are not indigenous in India? Read yourself below and judge if this is a neutral article? ', 122 => '*:disputed text from the article - ', 123 => '*:[[File:Disputed text.png|thumb|left|Disputed text for discussion]] [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 12:10, 1 April 2024 (UTC)', 124 => '::* Perhaps it would have been a good idea to actually give a reason for the removal, then? Though I don't see that the nationality of the author or the date of the source has any relevance anyway, the only question is "is it correct"? If it isn't, you'd need to explain why. [[User_talk:Black Kite|Black Kite (talk)]] 12:20, 1 April 2024 (UTC)', 125 => '::*:@[[User:Black Kite|Black Kite]] : Perhaps, it would have been a good idea to actually click bit more and check before simply reverting someone's work. ', 126 => '::*:Even a wiki page available for the author of the source. See the wikipage - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermann_Kulke ', 127 => '::*:Hermann Kulke (born 1938 in Berlin) is a German historian and Indologist, who was professor of South and Southeast Asian history at the Department of History, Kiel University (1988–2003). After receiving his PhD in Indology from Freiburg University in 1967, he taught for 21 years at the South Asia Institute of Heidelberg University (SAI).', 128 => '::*:He was a founding member of the Orissa Research Project (ORP) of the Southasia Institute (1970–1975), and was coordinator of the second ORP.', 129 => '::*:Specialization: pre-colonial South and Southeast Asian History; early state formation and historiography; regional cultures of India with emphasis on Orissa; Indianization of Southeast Asia and Indian Ocean Studies.', 130 => '::*:He was a visiting professor at Utkal University, Bhubaneswar (1978–1979), Asiatic Society, Calcutta (1986), and Jawaharlal Nehru University, Delhi (1992). He was also the Fellow of the Institute of Southeast Asian Studies, in Singapore (1987) and of the Asia Research Institute of the University of Singapore (2007).11. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 12:32, 1 April 2024 (UTC)', 131 => '::::* You appear to have misunderstood me. I know who they are (because I ''did'' check them, thank you very much) - the question is what do ''you'' believe makes their work ineligible to source this article? [[User_talk:Black Kite|Black Kite (talk)]] 12:58, 1 April 2024 (UTC)', 132 => '::::*:Nationality of the author very much matter, especially in a sensitive cases like casteism, because often they do not understand roots / logic behind, rather they form their own opinion, which often is incorrect. Including such text in a neutral information page would be approving such opinions. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 14:11, 1 April 2024 (UTC)', 133 => '::::::* I was hoping you would explain what the problem was with ''those sources'', as opposed to expressing your own random opinions on people from different nations. [[User_talk:Black Kite|Black Kite (talk)]] 14:22, 1 April 2024 (UTC)', 134 => '::::::*:I already mentioned that considering priests & warriors people an non-indigenous in India is totally wrong and it proves my point. Which a western person with prejudice would never understand, hence whatever was mentioned in the source is not correct. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 14:38, 1 April 2024 (UTC)', 135 => '::::::::* Trying to claim that no westerner could ever understand the caste system isn't going to go too well for you, so I suggest you don't suggest that. [[User_talk:Black Kite|Black Kite (talk)]] 14:57, 1 April 2024 (UTC)', 136 => '* You have not yet explained what you meant by "text updated". You know that Wikipedia is written by summarising [[WP:RS|reliable sources]], right? You have been here long enough. -- [[User:Kautilya3|Kautilya3]] ([[User talk:Kautilya3|talk]]) 12:56, 1 April 2024 (UTC)', 137 => '*:In my next update, I will include as much info as possible. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 14:12, 1 April 2024 (UTC)', 138 => '*:: No, you will discuss them here first. You are experienced enough an editor to know what [[WP:BRD]] and [[WP:EPTALK]] mean, and you have been reverted by three different experienced editors today. This is especially true as this is a Featured Article. [[User_talk:Black Kite|Black Kite (talk)]] 14:26, 1 April 2024 (UTC)', 139 => '*3RR violation in an indef protected FA. [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Makks2010&diff=prev&oldid=1216703730 Warned] {{U|Makks2010}}. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 14:43, 1 April 2024 (UTC)', 140 => '*:3RR violation happened because people didn't ponder enough before reverting someone else's work. :S [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 18:27, 2 April 2024 (UTC)', 141 => '*I am very alarmed to see when an editor believes that "outsiders" (here: a German scholar) are incapable of adequately studying/discussing a topic that is tied to a specific region (here: the Indian caste system), and thus apparently believes that sources written by such "outsiders" should not be used. If this continues to be the rationale of their edits (let's see what happens after 24 hrs), this eventually will call for a TBAN. –[[User:Austronesier|Austronesier]] ([[User talk:Austronesier|talk]]) 19:11, 1 April 2024 (UTC)', 142 => ':: It is not as simple as that because we do know the problems of [[Orientalism]]. The statement they point out is indeed slightly problematic. I had it in my mind to look for better sources, which I will try again now. -- [[User:Kautilya3|Kautilya3]] ([[User talk:Kautilya3|talk]]) 22:27, 1 April 2024 (UTC)', 143 => ':::Removed along with that statement was a sentence on the "chiefdom stage of political organisation", which does not seem to be sourced to Kulke. [[User:Chipmunkdavis|CMD]] ([[User talk:Chipmunkdavis|talk]]) 02:20, 2 April 2024 (UTC)', 144 => '::: Aye ... probably because it tries to summarise an incredibly complex issue in one sentence. It certainly doesn't mean what Makks2010 thinks it means, though. [[User_talk:Black Kite|Black Kite (talk)]] 09:43, 2 April 2024 (UTC)', 145 => ':::{{re|Kautilya3}} My comment was not about the source, but about the a priori rationale by @Makks2010 in these comments[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?diff=1216699807&oldid=1216693224&title=Talk:India][https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?diff=1216703627&oldid=1216702070&title=Talk:India]. Being aware about existing systemic bias is different from undifferentiated rejection based on the nationality of the author <small>(or add: "editor", and you have the root of chauvinist traveling circus discussions in WP)</small>. –[[User:Austronesier|Austronesier]] ([[User talk:Austronesier|talk]]) 17:53, 2 April 2024 (UTC)', 146 => ':::: Systemic bias is present throughout the western conception of "caste". But German Indology is special still, for having given rise to the infamous "Aryanism".', 147 => ':::: The present text conveys that the priests, warriors and free peasants were not "indigenous", whereas the fourth unnamed class alone was "indigenous" and was regarded as "impure". That is a very strange reading that I don't think you will find outside German Indology. We could just say a caste system with ranked classes of priests, warriors, free peasants and labourers arose, without attaching additional value judgements. There is no need to go beyond that in a breif summary of the history. -- [[User:Kautilya3|Kautilya3]] ([[User talk:Kautilya3|talk]]) 18:09, 2 April 2024 (UTC)', 148 => ':::::@[[User:Black Kite|Black Kite]], @[[User:Kautilya3|Kautilya3]] & @[[User:Austronesier|Austronesier]] : Question is not if any scholar is capable of discussing or studying a topic related to another region. Everyone is entitled to have one's own opinion, even if it is not neutral in nature. But the Wiki article must follow [[Wikipedia:Neutral point of view]], which is not the case here. It is neither 'slightly problematic' nor 'phrasing an incredibly complex topic' issue, rather it is an unreasonable & unfair opinion. If one reads couple of paragraphs rather than just one of two sentences from the book (given in the reference of the sentence in the wiki), one will find that the Scholar's work is too shallow and full of unreasonable prejudice towards the Indian society lacking a complete societal view of India. I have already written a detailed email to the author of the book calling out his hypocrisy towards the Indian society with many examples which of course, he did not consider while writing his book. ', 149 => ':::::[[File:Feedback on the reference book.png|thumb|left| Feedback on the reference book]]', 150 => ':::::Anyhow, the sentence in question must be taken down with immediate effect as it mis-represent '''the most populous nation of the world''' and is not following the policy of neutrality. Hope, you all would agree. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 18:18, 2 April 2024 (UTC)', 151 => '::::@[[User:Austronesier|Austronesier]] : Thanks for getting me blocked, even when I informed you individually that I was in process to improve the article and category, it was not cool though. I will write the article again with all the references and get it reviewed before publishing it. @[[User:Usedtobecool|Usedtobecool]] [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 18:19, 2 April 2024 (UTC)', 152 => ':::::{{ping|Makks2010}} Again, you are confused regarding your rationales of blocks and deletions. ', 153 => ':::::You were '''blocked for [[WP:3RR|editwarring]]''' and the article (and subsequently the category) was '''deleted due to copyright violation per [[WP:G12]].''' It doesn't matter if you were in the process of adding the sources then or 2 days later, all the information must be cited when you are entering it in Wikipedia. Please read the disclaimers that comes up before you click publish changes button. You could use [[WP:SANDBOX|sandbox]] or [[WP:DRAFT|draftspace]] when you are testing edits or creating a new article. Also, sarcasm and snide remarks are not going to help your cause. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 13:52, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 154 => '::::::@[[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] Any input on the original bone of contention - "priests, warriors and free peasants were not "indigenous" in India"? [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 14:30, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 155 => '* I have read through ''almost every archive'' discussing about "'''indigenous people'''" in the [[caste system]]. Everytime, the discussion was either left inconclusively or declined by editors as no alternative text was proposed. ', 156 => ''''Controversial statement''' - The caste system, which created a hierarchy of priests, warriors, and free peasants, but which excluded indigenous peoples by labelling their occupations impure, arose during this period. {{clear}}', 157 => ''''Proposed statement''' - The caste system, which created a hierarchy of priests, warriors, traders and free peasants, but which excluded peoples involved in menial & disgraceful occupations, arose during this period. {{clear}}', 158 => ':The proposed statement, IMO, using ''menial and disgraceful'' to tag certain occupations sounds very POV and biased per [[WP:WTW]] and shouldn't be used. This entire section seems like a [[WP:BROKE]] discussion. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 15:37, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 159 => '::first of all, the Shudra or Dalit were actually involved in ''menial and disgraceful'' tasks. They can't change their occupations based on Wikipedia's requirements. hence it was proposed. '''''If this can't be accepted then the whole sentence must be moved.''''' ', 160 => '::secondly, present text that implies '''the priests, warriors and free peasants were not "indigenous",''' sound more biased. And factually incorrect. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 15:51, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 161 => ':::'''Second proposed statement''' - The caste system, which created a hierarchy of priests, warriors, traders, and free peasants, but which excluded peoples involved in unhygienic occupations arose during this period. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 16:02, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 162 => '*{{reply|Makks2010}} The current version of the statement in the article (which you label "controversial") summarizes what is said on p.19 of the 6th edition of ''[https://www.routledge.com/A-History-of-India/Kulke-Rothermund/p/book/9781138961159 A history of India]'' by Kulke & Rothermund, a standard textbook on the subject. Which comparable high-quality source(s) did you use to formulate your proposed revision? [[User:Abecedare|Abecedare]] ([[User talk:Abecedare|talk]]) 16:05, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 163 => '*:@[[User:Abecedare|Abecedare]] Prof Kulke book ''[https://www.routledge.com/A-History-of-India/Kulke-Rothermund/p/book/9781138961159 A history of India]'' is unreasonably prejudice and factually incorrect. I have already wrote him an email with contradicting the text from his book with a number of examples. See the above "feedback on the reference book" screenshot of the email. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 16:12, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 164 => '*::And also what decides which source is a high-quality or low-quality? Is it the nationality of the writer? ', 165 => '*::Sorry, not acceptable. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 16:23, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 166 => ':::You again are missing the point. Nobody is bringing up this nationality thing except you for some reason. This entire argument is just another case of [[WP:IJUSTDONTLIKEIT]], it seems. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 16:26, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 167 => '*:::What is factually incorrect, will always remain incorrect. I am not the only one that highlighted this issue with the word '''"indigenous",''' there are a lot of people have highlighted the same (check archive) including some of the editors too. Yet. the source from a outsider is being considered more reliable. Just because the author of the book is from certain region. This is actually called "slave" mentality, when people can't think rationally rather agreeing to what their master says. Again, Not acceptable!!!. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 17:01, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 168 => '*:::Makks2010, see [[WP:HISTRS]] for how quality of history-related sources is judged. Your claims/email are not of much value in evaluating the reliability of a textbook written by two recognized scholars, published by an academic press, and whose quality is lauded by [https://doi.org/10.2307/604988 other] [https://doi.org/10.2307/1862211 scholars] in peer-reviewed publications. If you wish to argue otherwise, you can get other opinions at [[WP:RSN]] although IMO that would be a waste of your and other editors' time. [[User:Abecedare|Abecedare]] ([[User talk:Abecedare|talk]]) 16:30, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 169 => '== "Voice of the Global South Summit" mass additions ==', 170 => '{{atop', 171 => '| status = ', 172 => '| result = Article deleted for copyvio and category deleted as empty. Discussion is redundant now. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 18:54, 1 April 2024 (UTC)', 173 => '}}', 174 => '[[User:Makks2010]] has created the [[:‎Category:Countries of Voice of Global South]] in relation to the Modi-initiated virtual summit[https://thediplomat.com/2023/11/at-global-south-summit-modi-urges-unity-for-the-greater-global-good/] and added it to every country that participated in the summit (according to a Indian governmental source), without 1) an article related to it, and 2) without mention of the summit of these articles. When I first reverted some of these additions, @Makks2010 has added some text to [[:Sri Lanka]] to comply with [[WP:CATVER]], but only using a non-neutral source by the Indian government[https://www.mea.gov.in/voice-of-global-summit.htm#:~:text=125%20countries%20participated%20in%20the,and%2011%20countries%20from%20Oceania], and now, they have created the main article (which makes my first objection temporarily moot; the article hasn't been vetted for WP:N and WP:V yet). But still, we obviously need ''independent'' sources which tells us that the participation in the summit is relevant for each country article.', 175 => 'Since this summit is an Indian initiative, I have chosen this talk page to get wider input about these mass edits. [[User:Austronesier|Austronesier]] ([[User talk:Austronesier|talk]]) 17:53, 1 April 2024 (UTC)', 176 => 'PS: @Makks2010 is re-adding the category, disregarding [[WP:BRD]], e.g. here:[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Suriname&diff=prev&oldid=1216726034][https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?diff=1216733447&oldid=1216729261&title=Suriname]. –[[User:Austronesier|Austronesier]] ([[User talk:Austronesier|talk]]) 17:57, 1 April 2024 (UTC)', 177 => ':I don't care whether the template and the category exist but they don't belong in the country articles. First, you should not be adding categories that can not be verified from the text of the article. Second, the first can not be rectified by adding it to article text because it is extremely [[WP:UNDUE]] for any country article, it's not even close.<span id="Usedtobecool:1711994810076:TalkFTTCLNIndia" class="FTTCmt"> —&nbsp;'''[[User:Usedtobecool|Usedtobecool]]'''&nbsp;[[User talk:Usedtobecool|☎️]] 18:06, 1 April 2024 (UTC)</span>', 178 => ':[[User:Austronesier|Austronesier]], your ping has failed, FYI.<span id="Usedtobecool:1711994924103:TalkFTTCLNIndia" class="FTTCmt"> —&nbsp;'''[[User:Usedtobecool|Usedtobecool]]'''&nbsp;[[User talk:Usedtobecool|☎️]] 18:08, 1 April 2024 (UTC)</span>', 179 => ':Re-pinging {{ping|Makks2010}} in case you haven't seen this. I assume you have seen it in my talk page. –[[User:Austronesier|Austronesier]] ([[User talk:Austronesier|talk]]) 18:24, 1 April 2024 (UTC)', 180 => '{{abot}}', 181 => '== Feedback on [[India]] wiki page ==', 182 => 'Here is my feedback on [[India]] wiki page. It is a badly a formatted article '''highlighting "not so positive" side of the country''' (most probably it is by intention of the editors) and '''hiding "almost every positive aspect".''' Hence it requires a major overhauling efforts. ', 183 => ''''examples '''- ', 184 => '1) Mention of "incorporation of untouchability" in the introduction itself is mis-representation of India. though the fact is that the untouchability is matter of past now (abolished 74 years ago), it must be included in the article but certainly not in the introduction as it does not represent the country any more. {{clear}}', 185 => '2) Pre-history section is totally missing, where as it is available in many courtiers’ wiki pages. {{clear}}', 186 => '3) History of 'North-eastern' part is purposefully not included in any section of the history. {{clear}} ', 187 => '4) Geography section did not even mention about any of India's islands. {{clear}}', 188 => '5) Topography is a major topic that missing. {{clear}}', 189 => '6) Wrong information given about number of state-level political parties mentioned. Number of listed political parties in the EC is around 2500. {{clear}}', 190 => '7) List of top metropolis cities / largest urban areas is not written, whereas almost every other country's wiki page has it. (e.g. U.K.) {{clear}}', 191 => '8) A separate section should be provided to the languages under demographics for one of the most linguistically diverse country of the world. {{clear}}', 192 => '9) Architecture section more look like an advertisement of Taj Mahal, Though India has many more architectural wonders other than Taj. The section should be re-visited. {{clear}}', 193 => '10) No mention of India's Transport infrastructure work done in last 10 year. A separate Transport section would be appreciated. {{clear}}', 194 => '11) No mention of India’s scientific achievements, if they do not represent a country than I wonder what would. Science and technology section should be included. {{clear}}', 195 => '12) No mention of world's largest media.{{clear}}', 196 => '13) India's wide diversity should be included in the clothing section, rather than just highlighting saris and Shalwar. {{clear}}', 197 => '14) World's second-largest education system cannot be summarized just in five sentences. {{clear}}', 198 => '15) India's contribution in the WW-I & WW-II should also be mentioned under some appropriate section. {{clear}}', 199 => '16) Healthcare should have been a separate section, considering that India has one of the largest Healthcare infra. {{clear}}', 200 => '17) India is known for it's Philosophy & Culture. However Wiki page doesn't even consider it. {{clear}}', 201 => '<!-- Template:Unsigned --><small class="autosigned">—&nbsp;Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010#top|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Makks2010|contribs]]) 18:27, 2 April 2024 (UTC)</small>', 202 => ':Thank you for taking the time to make this evaluation..... I would agree the article hasn't kept up to the FA level we expect especially for country articles.... It follows the format of a decade ago. That being said I think we can work on all these points above. First would be proposal of text and changes with sources. Keeping in mind that changes here is very hard.... thus short and precise changes need to be demonstrated here in the talk.<span style="font-weight:bold;color:darkblue">[[User:Moxy|Moxy]]</span>🍁 18:56, 2 April 2024 (UTC)', 203 => ':You may want to look over [[WP:Summary style]], many of your points simply ask for additions to an already not short article. No single page can have everything, but it is perhaps worth looking into whether your mentioned points are in the immediate subarticles. [[User:Chipmunkdavis|CMD]] ([[User talk:Chipmunkdavis|talk]]) 01:34, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 204 => '::@[[User:Cmd|cmd]] of course, No single page can have everything. but basic page size analysis tells a different story that how much info has been included about world's the most populous and the most diverse country. Let alone the accuracy or neutrality of the text included in it. {{clear}}', 205 => '::1) [[India]] - 311,514 bytes {{clear}}', 206 => '::2) [[Lithuania]] - 316,496 bytes {{clear}}', 207 => '::3) [[Vietnam]] - 321,391 bytes {{clear}}', 208 => '::4) [[Turkey]] - 333,128 bytes {{clear}}', 209 => '::5) [[China]] - 345,292 bytes {{clear}}', 210 => '::6) [[Bangladesh]] - 347,376 bytes {{clear}}', 211 => '::7) [[United Kingdom]] - 361,544 bytes {{clear}}', 212 => '::8) [[Russia]] - 370,238 bytes {{clear}}', 213 => '::9) [[Italy]] - 387,194 bytes {{clear}}', 214 => '::10) [[Pakistan]] - 401,112 bytes {{clear}}', 215 => '::11) [[Iran]] - 401,682 bytes {{clear}} [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 05:45, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 216 => ':::Those are all lower-quality articles than this one. "Basic page size analysis" suggests that too. [[User:Chipmunkdavis|CMD]] ([[User talk:Chipmunkdavis|talk]]) 06:12, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 217 => '::::Are we suggesting here that FA like [[United Kingdom]], [[China]], [[Turkey]], [[Italy]] & [[Russia]] are low quality articles? [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 06:28, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 218 => ':::::Not a single one of those is an FA. [[User:Chipmunkdavis|CMD]] ([[User talk:Chipmunkdavis|talk]]) 06:31, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 219 => '::::::that's a news to me. :D [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 06:44, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 220 => ':::::::Look for the golden star on top for an article to differentiate between normal articles, [[WP:GA|Good articles]] and [[WP:FA|Featured articles]]. India is one of the oldest articles in English Wikipedia, about 20 years old. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 07:09, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 221 => '::::::::that's exactly my point, Along with the article, it's text and formatting is also decades older, which may not be relevant in 2024 anymore. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 07:44, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 222 => '{{od|8}} Yes, it still follows an outdated guideline, but recent changes are updated and incorporated into the article ''after'' gaining consensus here in talk page regularly. So, it's not that bad or it's not like we use the outdated style. You may check the article milestones in the talk page header to see the reviews that are done time to time. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 10:00, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 223 => ':In that case, I would like to question the review process itself.', 224 => ':e.g. How come <nowiki>'''</nowiki>untouchability<nowiki>'''</nowiki> be the introduction of any country? - Wondering what review was done about it? Is it fair and unbiased? [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 10:04, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 225 => '* I would concentrate on one part of your list at a time. The two that ''do'' stand out as being understated in the article are science and philosophy. Note that a number of the topics have their own article (otherwise this one would be far too large), for example [[Architecture of India]] or [[Clothing in India]]. [[User_talk:Black Kite|Black Kite (talk)]] 10:11, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 226 => '*:Let's talk about [[Architecture of India]] or [[Clothing in India]] only for now. - ', 227 => '*:1) May I ask India's north-east region is not worthy enough to be included (just a line or two) in the main page of India? In my point of view, it is important because they have unique clothing as well as architecture. ', 228 => '*:2) Why only Taj Mahal to be included? Let's have short text about Taj and Also include other wonderful Architecture from ancient India? ', 229 => '*:I have not asking a long assay about India, just would like to have more '''inclusive''' article. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 10:17, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 230 => '::* There is no problem with suggesting other important items that would fit into ''this'' article, rather than the sub-articles.; no-one is saying we can't add ''anything'' at all to what exists already. [[User_talk:Black Kite|Black Kite (talk)]] 10:42, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 231 => '::*:Assam is mentioned multiple times in Performing arts and media, where Manipur is mentioned too, and the north-east region is mentioned as a group in Sports and recreation. This may or may not be appropriate weight, but it is more than just a line or two. [[User:Chipmunkdavis|CMD]] ([[User talk:Chipmunkdavis|talk]]) 10:56, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 232 => '::*::@[[User:Cmd|Cmd]] how abut the history of north-east? Not even a single dynasty from north east is mentioned, However Mughals got plenty of text. Though the fact is Mughals were actually defeated multiple times by the Kings of north-east at multiple occasion. I understand the article would become too lengthy to read if we include everything. However, The point i am making is that the Article should be more inclusive than just praising Mughals. which more sound like western point of view of India. ', 233 => '::*::You can go back to article and check yourself, not even a single word mentioned about - 1) Shivaji Maharaj 2) Sikh empire 3) Rajputs kings. Hence I am saying the article should be more inclusive without being lengthy. ', 234 => '::*::Hope, I am making some sense '''without being labeled as "agenda pusher" or "Bhakat"'''. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 11:22, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 235 => '::*:::Also, do you believe any other part of India is more biodiverse than North-East? Yet, north-east itself is not included in Biodiversity section. I have bee saying that article is not really balanced in nature. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 11:29, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 236 => '::*::::Those are not directly related to your specific question of whether "India's north-east region is not worthy enough to be included (just a line or two) in the main page of India", which I answered. [[User:Chipmunkdavis|CMD]] ([[User talk:Chipmunkdavis|talk]]) 11:59, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 237 => '==Wiki Education assignment: Introduction to Community Economic and Social Development II==', 238 => '{{dashboard.wikiedu.org assignment | course = Wikipedia:Wiki_Ed/Algoma_University/Introduction_to_Community_Economic_and_Social_Development_II_(Winter_2024) | reviewers = [[User:Nikhil Kashyap 1|Nikhil Kashyap 1]] | start_date = 2024-01-09 | end_date = 2024-04-05 }}', 239 => '<span class="wikied-assignment" style="font-size:85%;">— Assignment last updated by [[User:Nikhil Kashyap 1|Nikhil Kashyap 1]] ([[User talk:Nikhil Kashyap 1|talk]]) 22:51, 3 April 2024 (UTC)</span>', 240 => ':{{u|Nikhil Kashyap 1}}, this article is not suitable for student editors. Even an experienced editor needs months to get anything done here, unless you're already one of the major contributors to it. I suggest you pick another topic, or you might fail. My advice is, pick an article that should be detailed but is currently short, or pick an article that needs a lot of copyediting. Is your assignment really due day after tommorrow? And you're starting today? '''[[User:Usedtobecool|Usedtobecool]]'''&nbsp;[[User talk:Usedtobecool|☎️]] 08:12, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 241 => ':: The student would not be able to edit the article anyway, as it is [[WP:ECP|extended-confirmed protected]]. [[User_talk:Black Kite|Black Kite (talk)]] 09:28, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 242 => ':::I have left a note for WikiEd. [[User:Chipmunkdavis|CMD]] ([[User talk:Chipmunkdavis|talk]]) 10:03, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 243 => '== Declining status of women during Maurya and Gupta Empires ==', 244 => ''''Controversial statement''' - Early political consolidations gave rise to the loose-knit [[Maurya Empire|Maurya]] and [[Gupta Empire|Gupta Empires]] based in the [[Ganges Basin]]. Their collective [[era]] was suffused with wide-ranging creativity, but '''also marked by the declining status of women'''.', 245 => 'I really would like to get this statement reviewed, which makes no sense. General understanding is stature of women in Indian society went south with Islamic invasion. The reference given with the sentence is actually not open to read for all. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 11:40, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 246 => ':Please provide references from reliable sources supporting your claim ''General understanding is stature of women in Indian society went south with Islamic invasion.'' Also, the reference is an open access from Google books. Anyone can open it and see. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 13:19, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 247 => '::'''Proposed reference link''' - https://www.bu.edu/wcp/Papers/Huma/HumaSing.htm', 248 => '::'''Publisher''' - Boston University', 249 => '::'''Text to be included''' - The Muslim influence on India caused considerable deterioration in the status of women. They were deprived of their rights of equality with men.', 250 => '::@[[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] above text from reference link seem more appropriate without mentioning about the time period, hence there won't be any controversy. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 13:36, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 251 => ':::Funny how you see 2000 year old Mauryan and Gupta Empire statement (that was researched and there is a consensus among historians) about women's stature declining controversial and POV, but ''The Muslim influence'' (as suggested by you) as perfectly NPOV and non controversial. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 13:44, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 252 => '::::Could you please provide any '''Indian''' reference where it is mentioned that women status was declining during Mauryan and Gupta Empire? [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 13:49, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 253 => ':::::Why does it have to be Indian? [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 13:53, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 254 => '::::::here comes the prejudice towards the Indian intellect yet again. Whatever western scholars say is a line on the stone, but who actually went through the situation are the liars. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 13:57, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 255 => '::::Here is second reference which mentions that <nowiki>'''</nowiki> '''With the advent of Muslims in India, the social movement of Indian women was restricted. When Hindu culture came in the clash with a culture far different from its own, the Hindu leaders of the society began to frame rules and laws to safeguard their interest especially the position of women'''<nowiki>'''</nowiki> also "'''With the threats of the invading soldiers roaming countryside, women were prohibited to attend public functions and were placed behind the veil.'''" ', 256 => '::::These were exactly my point of views in my previous statements. ', 257 => '::::https://noteguilty.com/notes/women-law/women-in-pre-independence-period [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 13:55, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 258 => ':::::Here comes third reference which exactly says what i mentioned - "T'''he Medieval period starts with the entry of Muslim invaders in India. The span of this period was about 500 years from the Era of Delhi Sultnate to Mughal era. In the Indian history, the medieval age is considered to be “Dark Age” for the women when many foreign conquests, which resulted in the decline in women’s status.'''"', 259 => ':::::https://magadhmahilacollege.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Status-of-Women-in-Medieval-India.pdf [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 13:59, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 260 => '::::::fourth reference proving my statement - "'''Medieval India was not women's age it is supposed to be the 'dark age' for them. Medieval India saw many foreign conquests, which resulted in the decline in women's status. When foreign conquerors like Muslims invaded India they brought with them their own culture. For them women was the sole property of her father, brother or husband and she does not have any will of her own. This type of thinking also crept into the minds of Indian people and they also began to treat their own women like this. One more reason for the decline in women's status and freedom was that original Indians wanted to shield their women folk from the barbarous Muslim invaders.''' "', 261 => '::::::https://www.legalservicesindia.com/article/1867/The-Socio-Economic-Status-of-Women-in-India-Ancient-to-Modern-Era.html [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 14:02, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 262 => ':::::::Fifth reference for the same statement - "'''Unlike in the ancient Indian period, the position and status of woman in the Mughal period was not quite high. Purdah and child marriage had become common. Except those of the lower classes, woman in Mughal period did not move out of their houses. The Muslims woman observed purdah much more strictly than the Hindus. The birth of a daughter was considered inauspicious, while that of a son was an occasion for celebration.'''"', 263 => ':::::::https://www.govtwomencollegeslm8.org/e_content/English/II%20B.A.%20ENGLISH/NMEC-%20WOMEN'S%20STUDIES/UNIT%20III/ANCIENT%20WOMEN.pdf [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 14:07, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 264 => '::::::{{ec}}I am an Indian and I do not have any prejudice aganist my fellow Indian historians. If the fact you suggest has reliable references, and you can show it is true ([[WP:VERIFIABILITY]]) from independent sources ([[WP:INDY]]) nothing can stop you from adding it. But if you are trying to achieve something else by removing a well cited statement about Gupta and Maurya empire, and add a POV statement, we can see right through it. Good luck obtaining consensus for the change. Thanks and happy editing. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 14:26, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 265 => ':::::::Already provided links for a paper published at '''Boston University''' as well as at '''Magadha Mahila college''', Patna. located at a area which where actually Gupta and Maurya empires were flourished. both writers are independent and verifiable. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 14:48, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 266 => '*{{reply|Makks2010}} Please do not flood this page with quotes from low-quality sources and random websites and please avoid unnecessary bolding, which in online discussions is akin to yelling. See [[WP:HISTRS]] for the type of sources that are needed to add/edit history-related content at this FA. [[User:Abecedare|Abecedare]] ([[User talk:Abecedare|talk]]) 16:11, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 267 => '*:How come Indian sources become "low quality" about a topic related to India and western sources are credible. It is like telling a man, who lived whole of his life as man, that he is never been a man. That's how editors are being acted. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 16:17, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 268 => '*::Please stop bringing up author nationality, no-one else has mentioned it. The sources above read as obviously low quality, they have not even been edited for grammar, and that is with no idea who the authors are. [[User:Chipmunkdavis|CMD]] ([[User talk:Chipmunkdavis|talk]]) 16:38, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 269 => '*::{{ec}} Makks2010, several editors have already pointed out the error of judging a sources based on the nationality of the authors. So please do read [[WP:RS]] and [[WP:HISTRS]], and consult the [[WP:RSN|reliable sources noticeboard]] if you wish. Simply [[WP:IDHT| ignoring the feedback]] and continuing this [[WP:TE|tendentious line of argument]] is likely to get you blocked from this page/topic-area. [[User:Abecedare|Abecedare]] ([[User talk:Abecedare|talk]]) 16:45, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 270 => '*:::feel free to block.... this is pure bullshit. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 17:06, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 271 => '== Socio-economic challenges ==', 272 => ''''Controversial statement -''' Despite economic growth during recent decades, India continues to face socio-economic challenges. I'''n 2006, India contained the [[Poverty in India|largest number]] of people living below the World Bank's international poverty line of US$1.25 per day''' ', 273 => ''''Reference given''' - https://web.archive.org/web/20120514143037/https://siteresources.worldbank.org/SOUTHASIAEXT/Resources/DPR_FullReport.pdf', 274 => ''''Proposed changes''' - ', 275 => '1) Even the world bank has raised the poverty line from US$1.25 per day to US2.15 per day back in 2017. Hence data mentioned in the article is way too old. Refer to this https://pip.worldbank.org/country-profiles/IND', 276 => '2) Also editor must consider this before updating - https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/economy/indicators/indias-poverty-rate-declined-to-4-5-5-in-2022-23-sbi-research/articleshow/108029519.cms?from=mdr [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 12:06, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 277 => ':ET is not [[WP:RS|reliable]] per [[WP:RS/P]]. Also, India haven't published their poverty statistics since 2011. You might want to have a look at [https://www.worldbank.org/en/news/factsheet/2022/05/02/fact-sheet-an-adjustment-to-global-poverty-lines#2 this report] and [https://blogs.worldbank.org/en/opendata/september-2022-global-poverty-update-world-bank-2017-ppps-and-new-data-india this post] by WB. But if you could get more data regarding India's standing in terms of poverty in 2024, we can update it in the article. Thanks. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 12:26, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 278 => '::How about Point -1? "Poverty rate at '''$2.15''' a day (2017 PPP) (% population): '''12.92'''% in '''2021"'''', 279 => '::2021 is not that far from 2024. [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 12:35, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 280 => ':::Also, as per government of India - India has registered a significant decline in multidimensional poverty in India from 29.17% in 2013-14 to 11.28% in 2022-23 i.e. a reduction of 17.89 percentage points.', 281 => ':::[https://pib.gov.in/PressReleaseIframePage.aspx?PRID=1996271#:~:text=According%20to%20the%20Discussion%20Paper,reduction%20of%2017.89%20percentage%20points. https://pib.gov.in/PressReleaseIframePage.aspx?PRID=1996271#:~:text=According%20to%20the%20Discussion%20Paper,reduction%20of%2017.89%20percentage%20points.] [[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 12:38, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 282 => ':::: There's a big problem with using those dates - Page 1 of the report states "''headcount poverty ratios for 2013-14 and 2022-23 have been estimated based on compound growth rate of the reduction in the incidence of poverty levels between 2005-06 and 2015-16 and 2015-16 and 2019-21 respective''" So I think you could only use the 2005-6, 2015-16 and 2019-21 figures (and they are the ones used throughout the report anyway). Interesting that the Govt press release doesn't mention the data from the same report, that says that the figure fell from 55.34% to 29.17% between 2005-06 and 2013-14, when presumably it was a different Government. You'd have to mention both time-frames. Also, using the MPI measure can be slightly misleading (I think this discussion has happened previously). If you look at the graph on page 9 of the report, 31% of the population are still deprived in nutrition, 43% in cooking fuel, 31% in sanitation and 41% in housing. So I think this can be mentioned, but you'd have to explain in a little detail what it's actually saying (and push the data points back to 2005-2006, as that's where the greatest improvements happened). ', 283 => '[[User_talk:Black Kite|Black Kite (talk)]] 08:39, 4 April 2024 (UTC)', 284 => '== Administrative divisions section doesn't mention about 29 autonomously administrated areas of India. ==', 285 => 'please include '''Autonomous administrative divisions of India''' link under Administrative divisions section. There are 29 such areas, which should be given some visibility. ', 286 => ''''Present link''' :', 287 => '{{Main|Administrative divisions of India}}', 288 => ''''Proposed change''' : ', 289 => '{{Main|Administrative divisions of India|Autonomous administrative divisions of India}}', 290 => '[[User:Makks2010|Makks2010]] ([[User talk:Makks2010|talk]]) 13:14, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 291 => ':These autonomous administrative divisions are subparts of the main article [[Administrative divisions of India]]. There's no point or relevance to provide a link on India's article. It can be given at the ''see also'' section of the former article as they form a part of the larger Administrative divisions article. The objective of an article about India is not to give all the possible information in the world crammed up in this one article. Pointers are given for each sub section because of this. The hits and the views that these two articles get is vastly different and a general reader doesn't differentiate between these two. Also, Wikipedia is not for giving more visibility to a specific article or to promote one specific group of ideas (see [[WP:SOAPBOX]]). Thanks. [[User:The Herald|The Herald (Benison)]] ([[User talk:The Herald|talk]]) 13:34, 3 April 2024 (UTC)', 292 => '== add a line about marathas in the (top) section ==', 293 => 'maratha empire is acknowledged by western, british historians (no 1 point) that means it did existed. it also had an area about 2.5m sq km which means it was bigger that 1 m sq km hence a big enough empire to be added in (top) section. it crushed mughal empire by force (but you dont have to write that as it would be equal to indians defeating turks pbuh swt which is not possible so you just write something like "mughal empire was gradually followed by marathas however we dont yet know about how mughals declines"). then add a line stating that three anglo maratha wars resulted in british rule (istead of saying "Gradually expanding rule of the British East India Company followed" like if mughals were the greatest before british [[User:Uvrajgupt|Uvrajgupt]] ([[User talk:Uvrajgupt|talk]]) 14:47, 5 April 2024 (UTC)', 294 => ':{{u|Kautilya3}}, {{u|RegentsPark}} has reverted my edit which can be seen [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=India&diff=prev&oldid=1217758212&title=India&diffonly=1 here] and asked me to get a consensus for the fact that the Marathas ended Mughal rule and established the [[Maratha Empire]] consisting of most areas of the [[Indian subcontinent]] but lost almost all those territories to the English [[East India Company]] in the [[Second Anglo-Maratha War|Second]] and [[Third Anglo-Maratha war]] using the sources mentioned in the diff (about the establishment of the Maratha Empire). Can you start a, 'Request for Comments" for the same?', 295 => '-[[User:Haani40|Haani40]] ([[User talk:Haani40|talk]]) 19:03, 7 April 2024 (UTC)', 296 => ':{{cite book|last=Naravane|first=M. S. |title=Battles of the Honourable East India Company: Making of the Raj|url=https://books.google.com/books?id=bxsa3jtHoCEC&pg=PA79|year=2006|publisher=APH Publishing|isbn=978-81-313-0034-3|ref={{sfnref|Naravane|2006|pp=79–86}}}} can be used to show that the EIC seized control of India from the Marathas?-[[User:Haani40|Haani40]] ([[User talk:Haani40|talk]]) 20:14, 7 April 2024 (UTC)', 297 => '::Hey, may you please explain more about "request for comments", i would really love to help you out.', 298 => '::Making the Raj is good enough (ive only read first few pages) but it doesn't tell you that marathas ended mughal rule, we need another one for the same, we need to find some good source, these days im really busy but will surely look into them in a week or maybe after three or four days, till then if you find something similar, do let me know and tell me more about request for comments, i never heard of it and the web is showing different results for the same [[User:Uvrajgupt|Uvrajgupt]] ([[User talk:Uvrajgupt|talk]]) 18:09, 10 April 2024 (UTC)', 299 => '== Extended-confirmed-protected edit request on 6 April 2024 ==', 300 => '{{edit extended-protected|India|answered=yes}}', 301 => 'ADD to initial description after', 302 => ' "During the same time, its nominal per capita income increased from US$64 annually to US$2,601, and its literacy rate from 16.6% to 74%."', 303 => 'Over 90% of the labor force continues to work in the informal sector which generates about half of India's GDP. Despite the growth in GDP, real wages of workers have largely stagnated in the organized manufacturing industry since the 1980s.<ref>{{Cite web |title=IZA World of Labor: The labor market in India since the 1990s', 304 => '|url=https://wol.iza.org/articles/the-labor-market-in-india-since-the-1990s/long |access-date=2024-04-06 |website=www.wol.iza.org |language=en}}</ref> [[User:Vuquiz|Vuquiz]] ([[User talk:Vuquiz|talk]]) 13:42, 6 April 2024 (UTC)', 305 => ':[[File:Red information icon with gradient background.svg|20px|link=|alt=]] '''Not done for now:''' please establish a [[Wikipedia:Consensus|consensus]] for this alteration '''[[Wikipedia:Edit requests|before]]''' using the {{Tlx|Edit extended-protected}} template.<!-- Template:EEp --> '''[[User:Usedtobecool|Usedtobecool]]'''&nbsp;[[User talk:Usedtobecool|☎️]] 13:46, 6 April 2024 (UTC)', 306 => '{{rlt}}', 307 => '== Adding some more context to per capita income rise in short description ==', 308 => 'In the '''short description''' it states the following:', 309 => ' "During the same time, its nominal per capita income increased from US$64 annually to US$2,601, and its literacy rate from 16.6% to 74%."', 310 => 'I suggest adding some more context in a new sentence after this one, giving more context to the suggested rise in nominal per capita income. While this number may very possible be true, this lacks some important context for readers.', 311 => 'For one, about 90% of India's workforce works in the informal sector of the economy (which contributes about 50% to India's GDP).[https://wol.iza.org/articles/the-labor-market-in-india-since-the-1990s/long]https://wol.iza.org/articles/the-labor-market-in-india-since-the-1990s/long [https://labour.gov.in/sites/default/files/report_vol_4_final.pdf]https://labour.gov.in/sites/default/files/report_vol_4_final.pdf (in the foreword, page 5) Since this is, by its very nature, not monitored by the government, its about impossible to give an accurate depiction of average incomes in the country as most workers would not be taken into consideration for this statistic.', 312 => 'Secondly, the per capita income statistic is reductive in itself. It doesn't give the reader an idea on how these incomes are distributed, by the nature of how averages are calculated.', 313 => 'Hence, I suggest adding the information that about 90% of the labor force continues to work in the informal economy.', 314 => 'Furthermore, it might be useful to give an example of the development of incomes of an actually formal sector of the economy where accurate data exists. I suggest referencing the findings of a paper by the IZA World of Labor journal. They analyzed the development of real wages of workers in the organized manufacturing sector. Their findings were that wages have stagnated over the last several decades. [https://wol.iza.org/articles/the-labor-market-in-india-since-the-1990s/long#izawol.425-figure-000012]https://wol.iza.org/articles/the-labor-market-in-india-since-the-1990s/long#izawol.425-figure-000012', 315 => 'Otherwise, it might be useful getting rid of the nominal per capita income number in the short description in general. It's a very reductive term that lacks crucial context (inflation, distribution of said incomes etc.).', 316 => '<u>Put together into a coherent text, the addition to the short description may look like this:</u>', 317 => ' Over 90% of the labor force continues to work in the informal sector which generates about half of India's GDP. Despite the growth in GDP, real wages of workers have largely stagnated in the organized manufacturing industry since the 1980s.', 318 => 'Please let me know what you think. [[User:Vuquiz|Vuquiz]] ([[User talk:Vuquiz|talk]]) 20:25, 6 April 2024 (UTC)', 319 => '== Extended-confirmed-protected edit request on 13 April 2024 ==', 320 => '{{edit extended-protected|India|answered=yes}}', 321 => 'India's Nominal GDP is 4.11 Trillion Dollars according to IMF forecast for 2024 you can check the official website please change it [[Special:Contributions/49.205.121.76|49.205.121.76]] ([[User talk:49.205.121.76|talk]]) 17:36, 13 April 2024 (UTC)', 322 => ':I would say to wait for the WEO in three days (full report) before changing GDP. [[User:Flemmish Nietzsche|Flemmish Nietzsche]] ([[User talk:Flemmish Nietzsche|talk]]) 17:46, 13 April 2024 (UTC)', 323 => ':[[File:Red information icon with gradient background.svg|20px|link=|alt=]] '''Not done for now:''' please establish a [[Wikipedia:Consensus|consensus]] for this alteration '''[[Wikipedia:Edit requests|before]]''' using the {{Tlx|Edit extended-protected}} template.<!-- Template:EEp --> '''[[User:Usedtobecool|Usedtobecool]]'''&nbsp;[[User talk:Usedtobecool|☎️]] 17:53, 13 April 2024 (UTC)', 324 => '== Update per capita rankings ==', 325 => '(nominal) Per capita income is 136 not 139 [[User:Anon-ymousTrecen|Anon-ymousTrecen]] ([[User talk:Anon-ymousTrecen|talk]]) 04:06, 17 April 2024 (UTC)', 326 => ':Do you have a [[WP:RS|reliable source]] to back up that claim? [[User:The Corvette ZR1|<b style="color:#ff6600;">'''''The 🏎 Corvette 🏍 ZR1'''''</b>]]<sup>[[User talk:The Corvette ZR1|<b style="color:#0a0a0a;">''(The Garage)''</b>]]</sup> 16:03, 17 April 2024 (UTC)', 327 => '::Check on [[List of countries by GDP (nominal) per capita]] it is new data released by imf on 16 April 2024 [[User:Anon-ymousTrecen|Anon-ymousTrecen]] ([[User talk:Anon-ymousTrecen|talk]]) 03:42, 18 April 2024 (UTC)' ]
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